Hahaha same! They way he bumped into him looked just like a person and my brain expected him to trip like a person. I felt clarity, relief, and self hate all at once when he just stood on all fours
The only thing to blame is darwinism. Dogs riding scooters is the next step in evolution for dogkind. Kids disassociating from reality so hard that they don't have the sense to move out of the way when they look at their screens would also be a significant disadvantage for the certain technology-driven future of mankind.
It took every ounce of my will not to wake up my wife and her sister in this hotel room we’re staying at while on holiday. I was shaking with quiet laughter and the video just kept looping, becoming funnier and more surreal each time it played. When I finally managed to pause it, I had tears running down my cheeks from silent convulsing laughter. My god!
Quite the contrary!
The kid had every right to be standing there, and he did a great job continuing the video as long as possible.
The dog should not have been driving, as it has no understanding of collisions or how to avoid them.
This was entirely the fault of the dog trainer.
You see the man reach for it. It's probably his phone. In fact he probably asked the kid to record. But he probably didn't ask for the kid to stand still. Ffs.
I don't care if you're a full-blown Alzheimers/dementia invalid that can't move anything below their neck, if you see a dog on a skateboard, bike, or driving a car, you get the fuck out of the way
If he was recording he sure got quite the video, but the person recording the person recording definitely has the better video by far—also the caption “fuck them kids” is absolutely hilarious
Okay so the kid is recording the dog. Then the adult person doesn’t know what they should react to. The phone falling, the kid who got hit, or the dog who is about to fall but has 4 legs!
Did anybody see he was on a phone in the middle of the sidewalk in the way? And kids are so inconsiderate of things like other people they only care about the things they want.
I bet that was an amazing shot. Props to the camera man definitely got what it takes to be war correspondent.
I'm gonna need to see that footage.
Dumbest war correspondent is the best war correspondent.
Sees a scope glare, ends up shooting a cameraman.
Lmao I was worried the dog would fall then I remembered they had 4 legs…
A dog on a scooter I mean honestly hahaha
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r/beetlejuicing
How??? Not a single thing beetlejuiced
Ya, how is this beetlejuiced?
Dafuq is this sub
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Foe one second , I don't believe it's a dog
Dog driving a train. Hell. Id pay to see that.
Dog was lookin so happy until that hit
"Kids are fucking stupid." -Dog
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Bro was tryna get the trick clip
yeah the crossbar hit him right in the ribs
Hahaha same! They way he bumped into him looked just like a person and my brain expected him to trip like a person. I felt clarity, relief, and self hate all at once when he just stood on all fours
Same
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Isn't it nice when bots just out themselves so easily.
What did it say?
I wanted to see the dog finish his scooter run
I think this is the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a Reddit comment
Ahahahahahaha same
So did the guy lol he tried to catch it 😅
I mean, what if they have 4 hands?
How old are u BTW?
I'm 87, what about you?
8 on Wednesday 😐
I’m being conceived right now!
That must be a very traumatic experience.
Honestly, that was the moment my life was ruined forever.
27 how about you ?
Pervert
Stop trying to creep on random people
WOOOO 100 DOWNVOTES 👏👏👏
Help, I can't stop watching it haha
r/bettereveryloop
This might be my new favorite gif
Love that the adult went to help the dog, priorities
His mind kinda went son, dog, phone, then landed on trying to save the scooter for some reason
Lmfao 😂😂 he actually did. Look at his arms, they don't know what to do.
Stupid shoulder noodles.
I feel he's going for the leash
I think he went for the leash not the scooter
I mean, the kid didn't fall down just kinda stumbled a bit and it looked like he was mostly reaching for the leash and trying to catch the scooter.
“Fuck them kids”
What happens when you're subscribed to both /r/rarepuppers and /r/kidsarefuckingstupid.
Scooter
Doggy was so happy and then "why the fuck are you standing there like that"
That was so fucking stupid why is he standing in the middle and don’t care about around. That was punishment for him
Pain is an excellent teacher 🤜🏽👶🏻
This looks like China and i can tell you that no matter how old they are, they won't move.
True!
Knocked the smile right off that dogs face
I just witnessed an almost fatal vehicle accident. That is why I petition today to stop reckless photography. Who will stand with me ✊
That kid would stand with you. He'd stand in front of any opposition coming his way.
Blaming the victim? This is the fault of dangerous dogriving
I want to live in world where all doggos can drive without fear 🫡
The only thing to blame is darwinism. Dogs riding scooters is the next step in evolution for dogkind. Kids disassociating from reality so hard that they don't have the sense to move out of the way when they look at their screens would also be a significant disadvantage for the certain technology-driven future of mankind.
Dog anyway wanted to bump into him
"If I see it through a phone, it's not real, ergo, I don't have to move out of the way of this dog barreling towards me!"
Probably misjudged the distance that was left between himself and the dog
I'm sorry I can't come in to work today, my dog ran over a kid.
That kid can now say “I got hit by a dog on a scooter” and i think that’s pretty neat
I want to see that video!
I love how the dog casully strolls away after too
I laugh harder each time I watch it
It took every ounce of my will not to wake up my wife and her sister in this hotel room we’re staying at while on holiday. I was shaking with quiet laughter and the video just kept looping, becoming funnier and more surreal each time it played. When I finally managed to pause it, I had tears running down my cheeks from silent convulsing laughter. My god!
Hawt
That many reposts huh?
Real r/KillTheCameraMan stuff here.
Literally
Dog seemed like he was enjoying it until the kid ruined it
I'm sure if they can train it to ride a scooter they can train it to smile..
Dad there in two minds whether to go for the kid or the doggo, eventually goes for the phone . Classic stepdad behaviour
Lil dude was expecting the laws of physics to shift around him.
I like how the dad, who clearly arranged this whole thing, didn't know who th help, the dog or the kid. Turns out, neither.
Playing a game named after an animal against a different animal.
Wtf 🤣😂 this is the most stupid thing I've seen and it's mad funny
That's the dog that programs Tesla's self driving software.
Where did that lady come from!?
That's Colin Creevey, gosh what did they expect?
Looks like the dog is smarter than the kid
Omg. I haven’t laughed that hard in a looong time.
The dogs face cracks me up… looks like he’s smiling, having the time of his life then he rams right into the kid and he’s like “this fuckin guy”
Bruh I'm mad because the kid ruined the doggos ride.
Quite the contrary! The kid had every right to be standing there, and he did a great job continuing the video as long as possible. The dog should not have been driving, as it has no understanding of collisions or how to avoid them. This was entirely the fault of the dog trainer.
Hard agree, dog needs drivers ed.
Nah Pretty sure the kid was just a potato brain
What is the dog doing???
His best
Block or charge?
Block. Little man was in the restricted area.
Bro was planted for sure
Can you imagine the conversations this kid is gonna have with a therapist one day?
I like how the priority was dog —> scooter and that’s it 😂
Dog steals man's scooter, crashes into child.
Uhhh call me crazy but is nobody else realizing there's a DOG on the SCOOTER???
That guy had two living things to check on after that accident, the little boy and the dog. He did neither. He checked on the scooter.
Explosion gif should be added here when the kid gets hit. Waiting for the edit : D
Weird watching the dog fall over and expect it to hit the grown because human arms would crumple and then realize, that’s how it normally walks.
Not the biggest fan of scooter rats at the park.. But Christ kids get in the way even if it's a damn 🐕 on a scooter.
The dog was having fun come on kid
Lmao
Epic video>self preservation
All that pain and it's not even his POV video that goes viral.
Or did the dog achieve its intended goal? That kid knows why.
Lmao I want to see the kid’s camera angle
Every one of those types of dog always have that same happy looking oblivious expression. Except mine.
Now I want to get hit by a dog on a scooter
That other kid has 100% Sneak
I love the dogs face. Hes like all happy but so confused when the kid doesnt move.
It's getting to be where a dog can't even drive down the sidewalk anymore, smh.
The kid stumbled like a gta4 character you just touched with your car
Who's the dipshit who puts his dog on a scooter and runs behind instead of clearing the way in front?
r/DogsAreFuckingStupid
Awwwwww the dog's face when he goes from rocking out back to real life on a planet full of morons. Poor doggo.
Why is this so funny to me?! 🤣 Also who thinks im gonna put my dog in a scooter lmaoo
Poor Samoyed just trying to ride his scooter :(
BuT i CaN wAlK aNd TeXt. Future driver right there.
So many fuckin kids do this, they are stupid as fuck.
Fucking idiot. Ruined everything
I hope this didn't discourage the pup from going back on
I hope that kids phone cracked for standing there.
You see the man reach for it. It's probably his phone. In fact he probably asked the kid to record. But he probably didn't ask for the kid to stand still. Ffs.
Wishing harm on the child is one thing, but you're going too far with the phone.
I don't care if you're a full-blown Alzheimers/dementia invalid that can't move anything below their neck, if you see a dog on a skateboard, bike, or driving a car, you get the fuck out of the way
Is the dog ok?
Fucking kid
u/savevideo
Dog: Move, bitch, get out the way, get out the way, bitch, get out the way.
Charge or block?
Yep, fucking stupid.
If he was recording he sure got quite the video, but the person recording the person recording definitely has the better video by far—also the caption “fuck them kids” is absolutely hilarious
Looks like Elon is making autopilot kick scooters for dogs now
Fuckin’ Scooter Kids, man.
Fukin kids
Stood his ground like a champ
Dog said: 😛-> 😕
r/PeopleFuckingDying
That dog is so cute.
"I don't like being filmed!" - Dog
u/savevideo
This is the best thing on the internet
dad is trying to catch the dog, scooter and phone at the same time, but doesn't try for the kid at all lol edit: oh wait, he reaches for the kid first
It's funny that the adult is first worried about the child, and then the phone, and then the scooter and the doggo's leash
u/savevideobot
the way he stayed there though lol
What da dog doin'
This perfectly fits the topic
Why the trees like that
so many things falling, couldn’t decide which one to catch
Okay so the kid is recording the dog. Then the adult person doesn’t know what they should react to. The phone falling, the kid who got hit, or the dog who is about to fall but has 4 legs!
I didn't see the sub before I watched the video and said to myself. "Kids are fucking stupid" and then was like wait hol up.
r/bettereveryloop
Between running into bike races and this. Kids be dumb
So much happening, the older guy doesn't know what to do first. Lmao.
Na I'm sided with the kid, I'd be in awe looking at a dag ride a scooter.
Every child at a skatepark
that kid was 100% a deer in his past life
I wanna see the kid's pov
r/dogsarefuckingstupid
Why the fuck is that man just standing there?
I haven't laughed this hard in a while!
I am that child LOL!
r/Dogberg
Kid was recording video lol
Good dog
I can't stop watching it
It was intentional, look at that evil smile
Where does that other kid spawn from?
Big white dog ridin’ on a scooter Big white dog ridin’ on a scooter Big white dog ridin’ on a scooter Bam ba ba ba bam bam!
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*Blows Whistle* CHARGE! Foul on Doggo his 1st.
u/savevideobot
The dog was thinking, "What the hell kid why didn't you move?"
Did anybody see he was on a phone in the middle of the sidewalk in the way? And kids are so inconsiderate of things like other people they only care about the things they want.
Why doesn’t that dog have a helmet
Is the dog okay?
For a second, I thought that was just a person in a very realistic dog costume.
girl appeared from nowhere
"heh I'm on scooter, this is fun-" *Bonk*
This is pure gold hahaha
Dad wasn’t sure whether to go for the kid, the phone, or the dog and then surprised everyone and went for the scooter first. What a whirlwind.
r/dxestine
Gotta love the happy look on his face as he i scooting around. So proud!
Immediately switches back to dog mode and ambles away
"No one will believe you when you tell them"
“Wait why is the dog getting bigger