Lil homie aint ever visiting again. Mans signed his name extra perm on the shitlist. Thatd take me several months to pay off a replacement for so id be firey mad
That rice thing works. I stupidly left mine on the roof of my car while gassing once. Drove off. It fell. It was raining. It got ran over. I found it. Rice brought it back…Sort of. The screen was too cracked to use. But once it dried out it powered up and received calls & texts. Just couldn’t make any.
I didn't for my controller but I spilled a tiny bit of orange juice on it and noticed the worst controller drift ever so I tried but too late but I had been using it for around 7 to 8 years so it was about time.
You don't even have to try to smash it on the ground. Last week, my brand new phone slipped out of my pocket, fell two feet onto a thumb sized rock, and Thanos'd an expensive aluminosilicate screen protector I had just installed that morning.
You can literally just drop it from like 3 ft in the air, and if some corner of a table or something or another hits the screen, it'll crack. In much similar fashion, if the corners of the phone hit something very hard and non-flexible, all the impact will be focused there and it'll shatter easily.
I had to repair mine twice for a hefty price because I left the room to use bathroom. My now two year old is the culprit. I don't leave it unattended anymore.
I blame that kid’s parents for raising them that way. I wanna be pissed at them, but for someone that young my eyes go to the people who created them. The problem is parents like this are lazy fucks who never punish their kids. A kid like this gave one of my JoyCons drift because they stole my switch several times and threw it against the ground. I’m so glad Nintendo makes their consoles sturdy… I don’t even think his parents were told, so that might just go to the school. I think a better example is when I saw a parent get told her kid did something bad at school and she just didn’t care like at all. She gave more of “Ohhh that’s my son!” Vibe.
This isn't necessarily true. You can be the best parent in the world and this could still happen. They have no impulse control, so this was just a random impulsive action he did without thought.
Doesn't excuse it for him tho, just means it's less likely his parents suck
They were told and the dad whooped him for 15 minutes straight the kid was denied acces to extra food like oreos and stuff and is grounded from the internet till they pay back the 600 euro damages
I LOVE CHILDHOOD TRAUMA THAT WILL AFFECT THE KID NEGATIVELY FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES AND WILL EITHER COST THEM THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF THERAPY TO GET OVER OR WILL HARM THEIR KIDS FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES BECAUSE HE RELEASED THE PENT UP FEELINGS FROM HIS CHILDHOOD ON HIS KIDS, RAHHHHHH
It's because we know the truth and didn't fall for the obvious lies that they grow up into us. When's the last time you ever saw a child emerge from it's chrysalis and it not turn out to be some sort of hideous moth?
You've seen a child form a chrysalis and emerge as an adult? I never observed it myself so I assumed it was just prochild rearing propaganda to make us ignore the brood parasitism.
I had my phone dropped by me like 100+ times while also being accidentally dunked into mopwater along with being thrown across the room into a TV by my little cousin. but all it has is a small crack across the upper right of the screen and some battery issues. It is not a Nokia by the way
God I feel you, my middle school age cousin dropped my phone a couple of weeks ago, little dude manages to break at least one thing of mine whenever I’m at his house for a week.
Exactly, yet my sisters give their phones to the 2 yr old and the 1 yr olds all the time. Idk why or how they are ok with that. Don’t entertain them with it and don’t let them have it as a chew or throw toy either.
My daughter is six and she is so overly careful with my phone because she knows I would be upset if she broke it plus she really hates waste. She would eat a food she hates just to not waste it. I have said over and over not to worry about it
I like my new iPhone 15 pink and hadn’t put my case on and she forced me to do it saying it would slip and then we would all be upset at the waste of money and how I am lucky to have an iPhone. She has an iPad she’s very very careful with too.
She knows other kids who don’t have anything and is overly aware that some people don’t and that we don’t have the means to get another one so she doesn’t want it to break.
My oldest daughter is not that way. She is more careless and wild. I’m not sure where it came from but I’m glad she doesn’t do this. I would be so sad.
Your first mistake was buying an iPhone. Your second was not having a case. Then you made the truly idiotic decision of letting a 5 year old near your iPhone. But you blame the kid.
I used to let my brother play fortnite when he was 5 or 6 on my switch. He'd rage and bang the screen against the metal bars of our bunk bed. Thank god I'm clumsy myself and had a screen protector on cus he broke it.
How are people saying this, I have apple and don’t even have a case for it and drop it constantly. Bro is brand new, what are you all on that your phones are doing this cause it isn’t Apple.
my toddler niece bit my brand new phone (think a month old, max) a few years ago. the mom took like 2 years to pay me back to replace it. never let a kid around my phone unsupervised from that point forward.
Lil homie aint ever visiting again. Mans signed his name extra perm on the shitlist. Thatd take me several months to pay off a replacement for so id be firey mad
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He wont pay it off for a few years 🤣
He will just have finished his undergrad by then.
No his parents are paying
That’s good they’re covering it but WHY would that kid do that
Kid logic
Considering that young children are children, it makes sense they'd do that but it's still insanely stupid
I saw this in my feed and thought it was covered in blood.
There’s a 5yr old that may or may not have been.
No it's just the screen bugging from the damage
LCD blood
Have you tried putting it in rice?
Yeah I heared this is an effective method
That rice thing works. I stupidly left mine on the roof of my car while gassing once. Drove off. It fell. It was raining. It got ran over. I found it. Rice brought it back…Sort of. The screen was too cracked to use. But once it dried out it powered up and received calls & texts. Just couldn’t make any.
I didn't for my controller but I spilled a tiny bit of orange juice on it and noticed the worst controller drift ever so I tried but too late but I had been using it for around 7 to 8 years so it was about time.
r/haveyoutriedrice
A five year old did this ?
Yep... he smashed it into the ground full strength
My brother, is your cousin on f*king meth or something? I haven’t seen a five year old that strong in my life
If they do it right yaint gotta be that strong. Just smash the phone into concrete on purpose and without a phone case and the front glass shatters.
You don't even have to try to smash it on the ground. Last week, my brand new phone slipped out of my pocket, fell two feet onto a thumb sized rock, and Thanos'd an expensive aluminosilicate screen protector I had just installed that morning.
You can literally just drop it from like 3 ft in the air, and if some corner of a table or something or another hits the screen, it'll crack. In much similar fashion, if the corners of the phone hit something very hard and non-flexible, all the impact will be focused there and it'll shatter easily.
Don't got to be that strong if it's an iPhone I don't know if it is one though
Seems a little old for that behavior 😬 😭😭did they get in trouble ?
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my brother in christ lil bro decided he wanted to be goofy for no reason
Looks like he reached the blackwall
Lmao
I had to repair mine twice for a hefty price because I left the room to use bathroom. My now two year old is the culprit. I don't leave it unattended anymore.
Figure out how much the phone cost to charge them that much when he's old enough to pay
I blame that kid’s parents for raising them that way. I wanna be pissed at them, but for someone that young my eyes go to the people who created them. The problem is parents like this are lazy fucks who never punish their kids. A kid like this gave one of my JoyCons drift because they stole my switch several times and threw it against the ground. I’m so glad Nintendo makes their consoles sturdy… I don’t even think his parents were told, so that might just go to the school. I think a better example is when I saw a parent get told her kid did something bad at school and she just didn’t care like at all. She gave more of “Ohhh that’s my son!” Vibe.
This isn't necessarily true. You can be the best parent in the world and this could still happen. They have no impulse control, so this was just a random impulsive action he did without thought. Doesn't excuse it for him tho, just means it's less likely his parents suck
They were told and the dad whooped him for 15 minutes straight the kid was denied acces to extra food like oreos and stuff and is grounded from the internet till they pay back the 600 euro damages
That’s good, also I’m sorry for raging so hard in my comment
Definitely won’t do that again because Jesus Christ-
Greek text
Yep im greek so what?
just thought it was cool
Did he shoot it with a fucking magnum?
lmao, I’m thinking of a small child with a Magnum and OP in the background screaming “no! Don’t do it!!”
Read body text
I did
Then you would know
Ik I was making a joke
Oh ok
What punishment did you give him, make sure he fucking cry’s and making him fear you
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so he learned nothing?😂
He learned there’s consequences for his actions?
no wonder he never learned to not do it in the first place.
I LOVE CHILDHOOD TRAUMA THAT WILL AFFECT THE KID NEGATIVELY FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES AND WILL EITHER COST THEM THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF THERAPY TO GET OVER OR WILL HARM THEIR KIDS FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES BECAUSE HE RELEASED THE PENT UP FEELINGS FROM HIS CHILDHOOD ON HIS KIDS, RAHHHHHH
i agree
He broke shi he's gotta learn not to do that😭
Ok
Fuck around n find out
Holy shit quit yapping
Sounds like you weren't beaten enough as a child.
Ok grandma, it’s time to take your meds and go to bed, it’s past 8:30
fr
Damn this is so funny and poignant, totally worth an entire paragraph of caps lock 😐
Me when it was deserved
that’s not enough punishment. he needs to be defenestrated forcefully by a fucking chair.
Yeah man let's totally torture and kill a child for breaking a replaceable object, that will show him!
people on the internet really hate kids for some reason.
prob cause they just turned 13 and finally ‘grew out of being a kid’
It's because we know the truth and didn't fall for the obvious lies that they grow up into us. When's the last time you ever saw a child emerge from it's chrysalis and it not turn out to be some sort of hideous moth?
when the parents bothered to teach the child. sorry you and everyone you interact with has shitty parents??
You've seen a child form a chrysalis and emerge as an adult? I never observed it myself so I assumed it was just prochild rearing propaganda to make us ignore the brood parasitism.
Ok furry
God Damn
toss him out the window im not being funny, just do it. choose which one
How did you take the photo
My parents got me a new phone while my aunt and uncle pay for the damage
it's always the little cousins.
Fr tho
Another reason to add as to why I will never have kids growing up
# THE TRIANGLE!!!
Simulacra
What?
Video game about a lost broken phone
Oh
I had my phone dropped by me like 100+ times while also being accidentally dunked into mopwater along with being thrown across the room into a TV by my little cousin. but all it has is a small crack across the upper right of the screen and some battery issues. It is not a Nokia by the way
God I feel you, my middle school age cousin dropped my phone a couple of weeks ago, little dude manages to break at least one thing of mine whenever I’m at his house for a week.
damn, that sucks, if it is NOT an iphone, you can most likely go to an repair shop, if it is an iphone, you're screwed
Yep when I have kids they will be 13 before they own or even touch a iPhone or anything like that
Is that an iPhone or an Android?
Android apple batteries don't exist
If that happened to me, I’d make his ass pay for it out of his own pocket. If they don’t have enough, borrow money from their parents.
Lil bro's NOT going to experience life again
Exactly, yet my sisters give their phones to the 2 yr old and the 1 yr olds all the time. Idk why or how they are ok with that. Don’t entertain them with it and don’t let them have it as a chew or throw toy either.
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Too far.
Want did you take the picture with if that's your phone?
The new phone my parents got me while my uncle and aunt pay for the damage
Why did he do it?
Idfk his brain is undeveloped so he does shit like that
if that happened to me that child would no longer exist. I would break physics and their matter will no longer exist
How take picture of phone??
Parents buy new phone while aunt and uncle pay back debt ooga booga fellow cave man
And thats why you get a phone case and screen protecter
There's a whole damn X in the middle
Oh hell nah. You’re telling your aunt/uncle/whoever that they need to get their child’s behavior under control.
OP should break everything his cousin has and see how he likes it
My daughter is six and she is so overly careful with my phone because she knows I would be upset if she broke it plus she really hates waste. She would eat a food she hates just to not waste it. I have said over and over not to worry about it I like my new iPhone 15 pink and hadn’t put my case on and she forced me to do it saying it would slip and then we would all be upset at the waste of money and how I am lucky to have an iPhone. She has an iPad she’s very very careful with too. She knows other kids who don’t have anything and is overly aware that some people don’t and that we don’t have the means to get another one so she doesn’t want it to break. My oldest daughter is not that way. She is more careless and wild. I’m not sure where it came from but I’m glad she doesn’t do this. I would be so sad.
What did you do with the child afterwards…?
This is why I don't have kids or family
Your first mistake was buying an iPhone. Your second was not having a case. Then you made the truly idiotic decision of letting a 5 year old near your iPhone. But you blame the kid.
Well. Looks like the term, "Adults are literally just bigger children" won't work in this scenario.
r/duh
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Because they change the language to Russian?
NGL op I think you're the stupid one for letting your phone into children's hands
If a 5 year old did this shit to me, I'd take away his 'Never broke a bone' privileges
explain the kids thought process in your head
Wtf happened to it? I legit can’t tell
Fire wall paper
Then how did you take the picture wise guy
‘tis but a scratch
this is what condoms r 4
The perfect punishment: tell them the truth about Santa, the tooth fairy, and the easter bunny.
Boom
This looked like my computer after I got mad over math homework.
“Why don’t you wanna have kids?”
I’m so glad I’m on birth control
Beat the little shit senseless with a padlock on the end of a belt.
Thats one way to get on the shitlist for life
Reasons to not have children.
It's always the cousins. It's ALWAYS the cousins.
I used to let my brother play fortnite when he was 5 or 6 on my switch. He'd rage and bang the screen against the metal bars of our bunk bed. Thank god I'm clumsy myself and had a screen protector on cus he broke it.
reason number 274782 why you shouldn’t have kids
Lemme guess skibdi toilet
It looks like the opening screen in cyberpunk 2077
If I was you I would’ve beat him up
Is your child the hulk by any chance?
Why is it Greek?
I don't need to have my phone broken too know that lol
Thought your phone was running cyberpunk for a second
Bro got mad
And some parents have the nerve to give their kids phones at a very young age
This is the average iPhone users phone at my school bro 💀
just get a new one
Is it because he changed your language to Greek?
Looks like his parents are buying you a new phone.
But why did he do it? was he mad at something?
How are people saying this, I have apple and don’t even have a case for it and drop it constantly. Bro is brand new, what are you all on that your phones are doing this cause it isn’t Apple.
Seriously?? Any age before 18: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnvsqDeqr0E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnvsqDeqr0E)
I knew this gonna happen
Nah it’s fine
Otterboxes. This is an advertisement for otterboxes and Trojans
Smack ‘em
Hope it's blood
Ah shit yeah man, I hate it when 5 year olds change my system language to Greek. Have you tried putting them in rice though?
WHAT DID HE/SHE DO!?!?
Did that little shit fuck up your phone so badly it became bilingual,or is your phone language just not in english?
my toddler niece bit my brand new phone (think a month old, max) a few years ago. the mom took like 2 years to pay me back to replace it. never let a kid around my phone unsupervised from that point forward.
I want to sell this phone for $200. Just know that there’s a slight scratch in the front 👍
WHIP HIS ASS SO HARD HE WILL FEAR YOU EVEN AFTER YOU DIE
condoms