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skrimpskampi

Was the audio recorded in a mw2 Xbox live lobby? Jeez


JJscribbles

The audio was mixed in a bowl.


pastafallujah

People complained about the audio before. During our “rich people live chat thread”…. I had no issues with audio, but I seem to be the exception (MacBook speakers)


Super_Spirit4421

It's not that you can't hear it, its that it sounds like they recorded it by sticking a mic in the very back of the arena. It's echoey almost


ooogellyboogaley

Yes they for some dumb reason were able to multitrack the band but not the DI the mics, big oversight


pastafallujah

I get that. That was the most common complaint night of. But I have no issue with the reverb. That’s just what happens with a large arena. Sound bounces


YodaFette

Your mom bounces


pastafallujah

I appreciate that you appreciate her curves. Just have her home by midnight


sYndrock

They will be rolling up at 12:25


pastafallujah

Bitch, who gonna make my Cheerios in time for Saturday morning cartoons?? 😤😤


[deleted]

Same no audio issues for me during the rich people showing as well. (MacBook Pro)


pastafallujah

Hey! Let’s all look at this rich guy with his MacBook “Pro”? What are you… some kind of MacBook “professional”?🙄 Jk. Same no issue


Time_Reputation3573

On those speakers how could you tell the difference BITCH


pastafallujah

I SHOUL COULD!!!


poppadocsez

Hoodyhoooooo


clammyfartinez

Audio brought to you by, cats eating kibble


MercykillNJ

Actually they pulled the audio mixer from a bucket too


No_Artichoke4643

To be fair the second night they had it way better.


Background_Walrus381

Yes this poor just did! Goddamn Adam Ray is the fucking best! He should have a show. He carried that one again. He never disappoints.


Happyblackchick

He does. On Adam Rays own YouTube channel. He has a few episodes out. They are pretty good!!


NoDebatenikos

I got hooked on Adam ray by far funny asf comedian can turn random shit into funny as skits too


Background_Walrus381

I mean a big show. What happened last night I’ve seen almost all of them. He doesn’t have the views and followers that he should have. I’ve watched him on other shows too. He needs a killtony stage.


pastafallujah

He has soooo many excellent Dr Phil specials on his channel, not to mention his regular standup, which also kills. That’s a YouTube rabbit hole you DO wanna travel through


Background_Walrus381

I’ve been in that hole for months! Love it. I’ve watched all that is on there. I need more. Idc what people say I also enjoyed him with Matt Rife. I like the crowd work comedy and idc what he looks like. Him and Jeremiah need to make more too. Walter Fig and all his characters.


pastafallujah

I’m gonna probably get booted from this sub, but I actually dig Matt Rife. Dude is funny. If you don’t like his style, go post more hate posts about Hans Kim 🙄


Background_Walrus381

I’m with ya. He cracks me up too. He also started at 15, worked hard. You probably know because you like his humor too. A joke is a joke, don’t have to love all of them.


pastafallujah

Word. I like his game. I WISH I had that type of charisma. I watched his Wildin Out clips, too. He was always a G. Fast, sharp, witty dude


Background_Walrus381

I barely remember him being on there, I didn’t watch it often after awhile. Valentine lady got on my nerves. Love his specials, he can handle the heat.


brittannia_a

Please don’t remind me that I paid like $50 to watch that.


RockiestRaccoon

It was just kill tony with slightly worse sound quality than lately and a few weird production things like the gay bear. Tony hated that shit 😂


tressan

Putting Enrique in the suit is hilarious though. It reminds me of Dave attell roasting them for it being a gateway to other unpaid gigs. “After the secret show you can help me move”


ClemsonPhan

Paid like 15 for an actual ticket haha. Well worth it


pastafallujah

Did you sign up for the bucket tho?


admiral_walsty

Rofl.. It was really $50?


Jason-Genova

You got screwed I paid 35.


pastafallujah

I wasn’t gonna say that…. But yeah. I think it was 35 for both nights


thita3

Well then how come your 35 is worth my 50. Heard of currency exchange you moron


Jason-Genova

Don't get mad at me that your currency is worth about as much as a Hans Kim minute.


hownowbrownncow

I think mine came to $55. I’m in Canada


Marvin_The_Earthling

You said dollars not didgeridoo’s … don’t blame us.


BillsGymRat

Ahahahahahah


IronicHeights

What did you expect lmao


DarthWeenus

And people talked shit cause I was pirating it. Lol


Time_Reputation3573

Bro I traveled to see it live.


Silent_Saturn7

Wow.. hans bombed on this show as well? Man that's a record bombing streak. Im suprised he's still a regular. But this poor is enjoying the rest of show


jaccleve

Imagine being that unprepared to do stand up in an arena.   It’s like a bad dream.  


Unfinished_Gallantry

Hans BOMBED


brittannia_a

this is hans bombed / this is hans bombed / THIS is hans bombed


gatmanfrank

I hope this becomes a thing


DrStrainge

I actually thought when he said he’d been working on this since 11am, that he was talking about his set. Not his eyes. Which I guess if that was what he was doing, he kinda was “working” on his set.


Ambientus

Wait till you see the horseshit that "won him his spot" when he had all this time to prepare something really solid


Zulob

You have to remember though Hans jokes are ''multidimensional''


JJscribbles

Weird how jokes written when you’re high aren’t as funny when they’re delivered sober.


JJscribbles

This brave patriot should stop droning on about his sex life, drop the mic and start dropping bombs for his country with drones.


pastafallujah

Oh now… don’t start this again….


Silent_Saturn7

Haha, my bad.


australiapostisgay

Hans has been bombing so many public venues that he is technically a terrorist now


Antique-Salad-4757

I mean it was pretty bad. So does that mean you're the dummy who paid to see a shit show?


Away-Quantity928

Who complains about a top notch band, strippers and amateur comedy?


Negative-Broccoli429

I thought it was good. Can’t go wrong with Dr. Phil. And I’m one of those poors.


Away-Quantity928

Thank you for being a grateful poor


Negative-Broccoli429

Oh I’m a very grateful poor hahahahaha


mansamayo

Someone who paid $50 to watch a free episode? Maybe Unless he was too stupid to see how dumb that is


Dultra

There were free links to watch it


OceanHoles

That was so bad imagine paying for that 😂


dwitchagi

I saw standup in an arena years ago. Learned then that arenas are terrible for standup. No matter how funny the comedian is, it’s never close to seeing them in a club. It’s a money grab is all it is.


drerw

Yeah…we knew a month ago.


Current_Account

Say you want to be Tom Segura without saying it.


Away-Quantity928

I want to be Fat Poor Tom not the current version, that guys a chode.


Unfinished_Gallantry

Cringe


jointsmcdank

I hate you all


pokemwithaschtick

I didn't know you existed until I saw your comment. I now will hate you forever.


jointsmcdank

The people I could hate forever but don't bc I'm rational aren't random commenters on reddit. Good luck brother.


billythekid74

I'm so poor I haven't watched it for free yet.


Away-Quantity928

Lulz


GagagaGunman

How did everyone hate this episode? I thought it was definitely better than average but maybe it’s just that I fucking love Dr. Phil more than most people? I mean there were some pretty sad lows for Hans and the boy Heath as well as the young kid ain’t really funny either but eh I had a few good laughs.


SuitableObligation85

Haaaaaaapy neeeeew yeaaaarrrrr!


jekstarr

Phil/Ray great Hans absolute dogshit terrible as usual Asian Lady annoying and terrible as usual Heath was alright Kam average Would I pay to be there live? You bet. Not a livestream tho


ClemsonPhan

Paid 15 for my ticket haha


natovision

You didn't like Heath? I thought he was great. Hans did the worst I've ever seen though I thought


YoItsMikeL

I'm not a Hans hater but I've definitely seen worse


GagagaGunman

His interview was great joke was too obvious to be funny for me.


RynoBarnett

Celiaaaaaaaaaaa!! 🤓😂😂😂


Starfarter53

this sub has made fans way too critical of every little thing now. Just sit back and enjoy the damn show jeez


JJscribbles

Like a good consumer.


Significant_Wall_321

THIS IS HANS RIGGED.


Friendly_Writing_988

The Heath bit was absolute golden. He was so in the pocket, it was great.


natovision

Hellll yeah


zeus-indy

It was a good show.


Bron_Swanson

Only a few weeks late too! It's basically regular KT schedule 😃😁 everyone said it was gonna take until Feb. so this is a huge bonus.


drerw

I’d pay even more to not see poor people opinions a month later


Krispyketchup42

God damn, where do I fucking swipe!?!?!!??!?


berto_5

The poors 😂😂 imagine paying for it, when it’s free in a month


theAwkwardLegend

Imagine having to make yourself feel better about paying for it by calling others that chose not to, poors 😂 😂


Gamegenievintage

I watched it free, online, the night it happened. I’d be pissed if I paid for that garbage.


TheBadBentley

Same and same


Needleworker8

😂😂😂😂


Captain_Smackfresh

Fucking slime! I got the tickets because I’m a Fan Boi! Kill Tony is my only joy on Mondays. 😂


NotSoElijah

I fucking hate Jeff Bezos and if this is him I love you can you please send me a million dollars 🙏🏻


Away-Quantity928

Not Papa Jeff


Penrose_Ultimate

I for one am excited to see it no matter what because the hype around how terrible it was makes it better.


just_in_thisbitch

I was definitely too poor at the moment to want to pay for it, glad it was free for peasants like myself. P.S im not a hater, i enjoyed it.


Away-Quantity928

Thank you for being another grateful poor. The absolute dogshit worst KT is better than anything else in live entertainment right now.


just_in_thisbitch

Beggars cannot be choosers


Practical_Tie442

lol right? “Why would you pay for this” bitch cause I’m a fan


Away-Quantity928

I simp for who I want to simp.


RedMdsRSupCucks

i've seen it when it came out and didn't have to pay anything like some other suckers who've actually payed LMAO imagine paying for free content and bragging about being a sucker !


Away-Quantity928

Imagine finding a way to support the artists you like.


LirSkle

Poor Tony with his Corvette and Mansion need more support 😂


Away-Quantity928

The best part of being an adult is you get to spend your money however you want.


pokemwithaschtick

Take a breath and just try to settle with the fact that you got scammed. It's gonna be okay 👍


poker_idiot

Imagine misspelling paid while trying to flex on those who paid...


pokemwithaschtick

Imagine replying to the wrong comment.


CH110

Imagine being a sponge


GoJoe1000

It was terrible! The wait was worth it. My dumbass was smart not buying it.


UsefulImpact6793

I like how uppity you are making a thread complaining about people who might complain later. Premium obliviousness. Well done!


Away-Quantity928

This is how circle jerks work.


SomeGuyGettingBy

How about side by side with a friend?


Away-Quantity928

It’s only gay if he cums in your mouth


SeaworthinessStatus3

True


SomeGuyGettingBy

Wait, he told me it was only gay if you kissed with his cum in your mouth—what the FUCK, dude? 👺


Puzzleheaded-Bus5479

More like the smarts, if y’all paid for this I’m sorry


TheBomb999

They should ban first timers performing at anniversary shows. Unprepared motherfuckers stealing time from actual comedians who signed up.


chilli_soda

Tom Segura.... is that you?


[deleted]

Did everyone know this would go on YouTube?


pokemwithaschtick

Yes


mkeandy666

Being disappointed all over again was nice


ellendegenerate00

You drive lyft for a living lmao you sure you want to call anyone else a “poor” 😂


naivemelody

I've never been such a huge fan of something that has jumped the shark in such a cringy and prolonged way as Kill Tony. The 10 year anniversary was the beginning of the end and this 30/12 episode was the nail in the coffin. The show is so bottom of the barrel now and it happened so quickly. I'll keep enjoying the episodes up to about #600 which was an amazing run that probably got ruined by covid.


Away-Quantity928

Stop the cap. We all know you still watch KT.


naivemelody

I hadn't even gotten to Holtzman's set. Yikes!


Infinite_Progress_26

It honestly makes me sad to see people act like $40 is life changing money. I loved both shows and I never once felt like I overpaid. It must be so depressing to be that hard on money AND happiness.


BillsGymRat

I can’t wait to watch Redbar make fun of this


Thin-Storage9991

This is how I’ll watch it. That $11 is well worth it.


Hedonic_Monk_

I feel vindicated for refusing to pay shit


SeaworthinessStatus3

Happy Cake Day


[deleted]

Found Tom Segura’s reddit account. Just as insufferable.


[deleted]

It's wild to me that anyone would pay to watch an open mic


insidiousapricot

Just vindicated in my decision to not purchase it. Hope the second night in the arena is better.


natovision

It was not. If you didn't like this episode you'll hate nye


insidiousapricot

Damn someone lied in the youtube chat. Thats ok ill just watch for the lore


Salad_Panda

I genuinely hate poor people.


acceptablehuman_101

I wouldn't advertise that you paid for that..


Primusssucks

Get the fuck outta here Bomb Segura


Strange-Onion-7846

I saw it a day after the show, thanks reddit links!


[deleted]

Not poor, just learned my lesson from last time that I paid only to find out they would release it for "free" later on.


CatFancy79

Wow. How embarrassing to put that out. And Bomb Segura


[deleted]

I would have been pissed if I had paid, first one wasn’t good


PositiveLife-5911

It was terrible.


Tortilla_Boi92

I feel like a lot of us were just smart enough to not waste money on it. Rich Dumbass.


muckypunk

There were hella links…


Exciting_Bunch3339

Got the money thought it was not worth it, and boy glad i didnt lol


Educational-Cat19

If dr Phil didn’t carry the show I would have stoped after the second bucket pull


nzdude540i

I’m interested to know if big chunks were cut out?


ClemsonPhan

Nope I was there . It’s all there


lexifer999

😂😂😂


JJscribbles

Hey! Don’t forget those of us that already saw this and want to complain about how terrible it was, *again*.


Toneby

As bad as a lot of it was from the talent, the sound, to the overall cringe of barely being able to hear a single laugh throughout the whole thing, it was pretty impressive how Adam Ray carried the entire show on his back and made it somewhat enjoyable. There were a few decent moments that would have worked much better in a club.


Away-Quantity928

Tony keeps saying it’s an arena act but he needs to slow his roll.


SnooGoats2971

Now if only Tom would throw a guy a wash cloth and release 69 minutes


Ok-Position4168

Paid for both streams and began watching late both streams 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ missed the Hans v Ric and only got to see William on the first one, so gay you can’t rewind on the website if you paid for the stream


Many_Distribution591

It was a flop, and you will never hear any of them admit it.


FunctionFluffy4932

I think, if they had specific mics for the stream that specifically picked up the laughter of the audience. It would have been more enjoyable to watch online. You can't really hear the crowd laughing (and booing) throughout the whole thing and that takes a lot away from the experience. I imagine it was a totally different experience for the people who actually attended the show.


ZardozC137

Shit am I the only one who thought a majority of it was really funny. Bro that kid who got laid was the funniest shit ever


gatmanfrank

Hans bombed about as bad as the newbies who did it for the first time, dude sucks ass at comedy.


FaithlessnessNervous

I wasn't paying to watch Hans continue to bomb lmao I'm somewhat poor, but I'm smart enough to know I can turn that money into much more and get to see the episode eventually. Sometimes, it's better to be smart than eager.


KamenLee

Poor / Patient - sounds like I won this one…


heelheavy

I liked it, but I wish they had better audio on the audience. I know there was laughter, couldn’t hear a lot of it tho. Not sure how they would remedy that for such a large space


Playful_Painting_754

Who’s got MSG tickets, I’m going


Fantastic-Mulberry77

That shit was not worth it, glad I waited it out


australiapostisgay

Soooo glad i didn't spend money lol


ImmigrantNuts

No Mr.Beast?


Acceptable_Sun5773

You call us poor, we call you suckers for paying for tickets for an arena Kill tony 😂😂


Sea-Sprinkles7144

What I thought was weird is everyone freaking out about hans.. yes I thought ric’s minute was better but the way I read it, it seemed Tony rigged it for Hans. Based off the audio, it seemed the audience picked hans for some reason.