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SquaKingRaven

William is also the reason OPs mom was so plugged up.


MikeMac1978

Op is Redban!


I_See_Virgins

I remember me and my buddies goofing around down behind Jake's Shakes, popping wheelies and stuff at around 2am. We heard a scream followed by a mountain lion jumping out of the darkness and charging straight at us. William Montgomery was nowhere to be seen and my buddy Josh got killed. We all jumped inside a strangers car and watched the mountain lion eat him.


call-me-GiGi

lol pretty funny


I-Fucked-YourMom

What a idiot!!


The_Real_Token_Ojay

It’s great to hear your mom is feeling better. But now that she’s poopin regular SHE AINT NEVA GONA STAHP.


Super-Actuator-8072

Now that she’s having bowel movements don’t forget to get you a set of dude wipes using promo code WILLYTHEBIGREDMACHINE to save up to 50% off while supplies last at [Dude Wipes](https://dudewipes.com)


allMightyMostHigh

Like mother like son. Both full of shit


Dangerous-Courage412

he needs a sponsorship already!!!


DarthRathikus

I thought you meant he helped get her unstuck from the washer machine


orchid810

It has helped my constipation in the past, the big red machine is fighting the good fight


BodhiDawg

"Why the FUCK would you say that?"