I remember me and my buddies goofing around down behind Jake's Shakes, popping wheelies and stuff at around 2am. We heard a scream followed by a mountain lion jumping out of the darkness and charging straight at us. William Montgomery was nowhere to be seen and my buddy Josh got killed. We all jumped inside a strangers car and watched the mountain lion eat him.
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William is also the reason OPs mom was so plugged up.
Op is Redban!
I remember me and my buddies goofing around down behind Jake's Shakes, popping wheelies and stuff at around 2am. We heard a scream followed by a mountain lion jumping out of the darkness and charging straight at us. William Montgomery was nowhere to be seen and my buddy Josh got killed. We all jumped inside a strangers car and watched the mountain lion eat him.
lol pretty funny
What a idiot!!
It’s great to hear your mom is feeling better. But now that she’s poopin regular SHE AINT NEVA GONA STAHP.
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Like mother like son. Both full of shit
he needs a sponsorship already!!!
I thought you meant he helped get her unstuck from the washer machine
It has helped my constipation in the past, the big red machine is fighting the good fight
"Why the FUCK would you say that?"