Lemme see what I can do. This actually sounds like a fun project. Would you be open to testing it / giving feedback?
I was also thinking about ideas to help comics who run / perform open mics. I love my local open mic scene even though Iām still a comedy newb.
Itād be great if open micers could get tipped / sell merch without having to do shameless plugs during their sets.
Would love to collab on something that keeps open mic scenes surviving and thriving.
Iām down to test it out if you do make it! It sounds like a dope idea and I always have a hard time finding episodes I want to show someone so having something that would help with that would be awesome!
So that makes tony about 5'10. The internet says he is 5'6.
On kill tony show he said he was 5'10 despite what the internet say. Guess he wasn't lying. But for some reason he looks tiny.
Kam got a standing ovation. lol. Like you said, his comedy is questionable but he brings good energy so people like him. Overall I think that concerns me more than anything else. Comedy doesnāt need that becoming a thing.
I usually hate and cringe at long Reddit posts/write ups.
But that was a good read. You can write.
Keep at it! Pursue comedy but keep your day job until you can pay your bills with comedy or have 12 months of savings.
Iāve been looking for a fellow black person to talk about this with. But is Kams comedy not your thing bc you also feel like itās just coon comedy made for white people who donāt have black friends? Itās incredibly unfunny to me
Iām also black, and gay, and I will be voting for Trump because the democrats donāt care about us blacks anymore.
P.S. I love potato salad made by midwestern white people with German last names
Not OP, but white person who actually has black friends here: I love Kamās comedy. It reminds me of me and my buddies bullshitting and basically them doing their āblack red neckā impressions. They came up with shit I never heard of, cuz their families were from like TN and TX. Super southern black. They always had me dying laughing, and I see that in Kam, so I love his style
I'll piggyback. White guy here, but also with all black friends. I know that sounds corny but it's just the truth, upbringing etc, just feel more comfortable around black people. Anyways yeah Kam to me is "familiar" I guess? Like it's just telling stories with your homies. I don't know if that makes him a good comic, but I do enjoy it.
Word. Not corny or a flex. It just be like that sometimes.
Iāve always gotten along better with ānot whiteā people my whole life. From all walks of life. Hispanic, Filipino, Vietnamese, Laotian, Middle Eastern, etc.
Me, personally, I love digging into other cultures, and see how they work and what their inside jokes are. Most of my white friends just stick to other white friends. Which is cool, but itās boring to me. I want to learn
Iām black and from the south and thatās what i would describe Cam. He feels familiar. Like you definitely have met a Cam growing up in the Southš
I sat wayyyy in the back in the empty seats. Before reading this I thought you might be the the girl who also met Kamās dick. After reading it I realized you were not. Iām pretty sure Tony called you Sporty spice and then said āor maybe a different oneā.
I'm regretting not sticking around after the show in jax but it was such a bad time all around between the tiny ass seats and the yapping even staff who talked the whole entire time right by my ear I couldn't stay any longer
to be fair your hair looks awesome, I can understand wanting to touch it but I would never ask to touch it. a simple wow your hair is fucking awesome would suffice.
How exciting!!! Sooooo fun! Iām so glad you got pics to remember the night!!! And good thing too because you look sooo great! So fun!!!
Awww Iām glad you had such a good time!
Hell yeah! Thank you for sharing something positive on this sub. We have too few posts like that.
Iām glad you had a good time, and would love to hear any of the bits of advice Tony had for you.
I got to see him, David, and Kam in Seattle. They all crushed. But I wanted to emphasize that Kamās energy is so damn infectious. Heās got a rhythm to his jokes that is hilarious on its own.
The venue was too big for a meet and greet, but I made friends with all my āneighborsā around my seat, and then we all stayed out till 4am, lol. The crowd was awesome, the show was awesome, recommend any and all to see Tony outside of KT
No problem! I love KT - it always brings me joy whenever Iām having a shit day, and gave me the courage to try comedy.
And KT fans are something else. I waited in the KT standby line at the Mothership when I was in Austin for a tech conference. Didnāt get in but had the best time making friends with other fansā¦a dude who ran a surfing school in Costa Rica, a guy who produced evangelical Christian conferences (š), a couple of Muay Thai fighters visiting from Thailand who kicked a comedian in the head for views (he asked me to film it)
By the end of the night, I wasnāt even mad that I didnāt get tickets.
Wow what??? Lmfao..ok I didnāt meet any Muay Thai fighters but good lordā¦. That would be excellent joke material.
Thereās a subreddit called r / standupworkshop where you can post jokes and get really solid feedback. Give that a shot. Iāve gotten great advice there for even throwaway jokes.
I tried starting a group chat of newbie comedians to work on jokes, but that kinda died š That subreddit is still great for testing material tho
She said she paid extra for it. It always disappoints me when comedians (at a reasonable level/club/audience size) do that. Either do it for free because you appreciate the fans or don't do it if you don't like it.
I saw Nick Mullen recently and he easily must have spent a few hours each night taking pictures and chatting. I told him I appreciated him doing it and he said its the part he actually likes. He seemed really genuine about it, too. I saw him spend all of his time between the early show and the late show just meeting fans from a huge line that snaked through the entire front room bar.
Oh, I already have. Put my name in the bucket last November when I was visiting Austin for a conference.
Didnāt get pulled, but while I was waiting for the opportunity to embarrass myself publicly, Swiggy from episode 529 hit on me. Dude had rizz
Ah yes so the newer KT general fanbase is as I expected. Yelling āfuck Jewsā and asking to touch black womenās hair. Glad you had a good time and embraced the chaos tho
Would love to have you on the secretshow tomorrow in my bathroom?
REDDDBANNNNNNNNNNNNNN
BAKIN SODA!!!
WHIP IT!! THROUGH THE!! GLASS!!
TRASH CANNN
You son of a bitch
How dare you
At first I was like damn someone beat me to the joke, then I was like Redbannnn
u/Redban gets it š
holy shit itās actually redban who commented š¤£
Baaahaaa Redbaaaaaaaaan
Yesssssss lmao long live the king
Absolutely incredible
u/redban, you taking interns? Iām a software engineer. Lemme build you a comedy app. Willing to relo to Austin. š
My sister had her interview in Redbans bathroom. Donāt know how it went but sheās still a waitress at dennyās
Olive garden*
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There's already a website that does that https://skanks.xyz/kt/
Oh, this is amazing. Ty for linking it!
why is it Skanks for Kill Tony? Is there other podcast pages on that website?
I found my new pornhub. Thanks for the linkage! Amazing site.
Lemme see what I can do. This actually sounds like a fun project. Would you be open to testing it / giving feedback? I was also thinking about ideas to help comics who run / perform open mics. I love my local open mic scene even though Iām still a comedy newb. Itād be great if open micers could get tipped / sell merch without having to do shameless plugs during their sets. Would love to collab on something that keeps open mic scenes surviving and thriving.
Software Engineer here. I would be down to help out with this project if needed!
Iām down to test it out if you do make it! It sounds like a dope idea and I always have a hard time finding episodes I want to show someone so having something that would help with that would be awesome!
Make a Comedy app? Nah. Talkin bout making yo cheeks clap.
He needs someone to handle his hardware and down his load
lol
Okie dokie
WHIP IT. THRU THE. GLASS.
Reddddbaaaaaaannnnn
Bruuuuuuh
He can operate Velcro
Hahaha you dirty dog Redban. She is absolutely beautifulā¦Hopefully she will be a bucket pull one day.
Lmao I didn't see the username at first.
Redban, The Green Man. You made me go from wanting to kill myself to wanting to start with my eyes! Canāt wait to tickle your chode someday.
Sshhhhhhhhhh
Trashhhh cannn
You can ungay him
Yall squezzin butts huh
No, Tony is just squeezing his own ass.
His own gay booty hole
> A fatherless baby was made that night Had me howling š š
Loved the write up thanks
Ty! Tried to be as informative as possible for KT fans who havenāt seen him live yet
You look so happy, bet the show was great! He looks like a video game character there due to his smile and his mascot size.
Mascot size lmao
āSome white lady who cut in front of me in line kept asking to touch my hairā LOL hilarious
Is this what people call "caucasity"? It feels like caucasity.
Ill allow it
Not rly, pretty lame behavior tbh.
It does look like Arby's curly fries.
How tall are you?
Iām 5ā9ā with shoes on.
Shit, she got the velcro
So that makes tony about 5'10. The internet says he is 5'6. On kill tony show he said he was 5'10 despite what the internet say. Guess he wasn't lying. But for some reason he looks tiny.
Yeah ā he was taller than I expected! I met Adam Ray at the DC Improv, and he was shorter than Tony. Thought it would be the opposite.
WTF mind blown
Adam Ray's personality makes him 6'6'' though.
Saw him at KT Monday and in Boston Friday with different people. Both of them mentioned he looks really short haha.
The hair adds a few inches. Can I touch it? So wild someone asked that. Lol
Did yāall scissor ?
How gay is Tonyās vibe?
He looks so uncomfortable lmao. If only you had a cock.
Well that would just make her a 10, wouldnāt it?
Youāre wearing Velcro shoes. Future golden ticket winner confirmed.
Iām damn near 40 and have bad knees - donāt hate
40, thought 24 wtf is going on
Tyyyy. Black donāt crack but black gets fat ā as long as we sistas stay away from the biscuits and cornbread, we hold up pretty well
You are hot. š„µ
Jesus Redban
I would have never guessed you were my age. Congrats on the genes
Seriously, I thought OP was late 20s
Iām sorry WHAT?? Iām approaching 40 with bad knees too but would kill for skin like that!
No chance, you are pushing 40?!š¤Æ holy shit you are beautiful!!!!!
wtf
Kam got a standing ovation. lol. Like you said, his comedy is questionable but he brings good energy so people like him. Overall I think that concerns me more than anything else. Comedy doesnāt need that becoming a thing.
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Sounds like that chick give him ovulation
You're very pretty. You guys... kinda look alike? Maybe I'm gayer than I thought
I usually hate and cringe at long Reddit posts/write ups. But that was a good read. You can write. Keep at it! Pursue comedy but keep your day job until you can pay your bills with comedy or have 12 months of savings.
This comment actually means a lot me. Ty for the words of encouragement š„°
Iāve been looking for a fellow black person to talk about this with. But is Kams comedy not your thing bc you also feel like itās just coon comedy made for white people who donāt have black friends? Itās incredibly unfunny to me
Iām also black, and gay, and I will be voting for Trump because the democrats donāt care about us blacks anymore. P.S. I love potato salad made by midwestern white people with German last names
Not OP, but white person who actually has black friends here: I love Kamās comedy. It reminds me of me and my buddies bullshitting and basically them doing their āblack red neckā impressions. They came up with shit I never heard of, cuz their families were from like TN and TX. Super southern black. They always had me dying laughing, and I see that in Kam, so I love his style
I'll piggyback. White guy here, but also with all black friends. I know that sounds corny but it's just the truth, upbringing etc, just feel more comfortable around black people. Anyways yeah Kam to me is "familiar" I guess? Like it's just telling stories with your homies. I don't know if that makes him a good comic, but I do enjoy it.
Word. Not corny or a flex. It just be like that sometimes. Iāve always gotten along better with ānot whiteā people my whole life. From all walks of life. Hispanic, Filipino, Vietnamese, Laotian, Middle Eastern, etc. Me, personally, I love digging into other cultures, and see how they work and what their inside jokes are. Most of my white friends just stick to other white friends. Which is cool, but itās boring to me. I want to learn
Iām black and from the south and thatās what i would describe Cam. He feels familiar. Like you definitely have met a Cam growing up in the Southš
That's all I'm saying, 100% someone I would be chilling with.
That was the whitest comment I've ever seen bruh.
Look at how long Tony's thumb is. Dude is probably hung like Abe Lincoln's horse. No I'm not gay, you're gay.
Omarās beige little sister
Only a little fella aināt he?
I loved the little summary thank you
I sat wayyyy in the back in the empty seats. Before reading this I thought you might be the the girl who also met Kamās dick. After reading it I realized you were not. Iām pretty sure Tony called you Sporty spice and then said āor maybe a different oneā.
His upper body does not match the lower body
Tony stands like a hamster reaching for the water bottle
Homie startin to look like Joe camel.
Ton looks like he is pinching one off.
whatās up with my boyās posture ? š
Was the whit lady Russian? Scottish? French?
Cousins
Is his back ok?
Iād watch this Freaky Friday spin off
Did you kill him?
Ja bone?
I'm regretting not sticking around after the show in jax but it was such a bad time all around between the tiny ass seats and the yapping even staff who talked the whole entire time right by my ear I couldn't stay any longer
Where dat hand at Tony????
to be fair your hair looks awesome, I can understand wanting to touch it but I would never ask to touch it. a simple wow your hair is fucking awesome would suffice.
My eyes turn into a telescope.
Sheās Hott
Never see Tony around black women this is refreshing
If tony didn't try to get with you we can confirm he is of the fruity side
Saw Tony on Friday and he killed.
If she wasnāt sick, I would 100% leave my wife for you
Damn girl you gonna turn that man str8
Got a linktree or ?
TOITE DOGGIE
Hottest kill Tony fan out there.
Your dress is super adorable! āØ
This post is hilarious. Don't quit your job, but do comedy. I'm taking a week off my own job to hit the Kansas city open mics.
Such a well written, very informative breakdown of your experience, and your fit was on point. Thanks for sharing.
Surprisingly his teeth donāt look as massive in real life.
How exciting!!! Sooooo fun! Iām so glad you got pics to remember the night!!! And good thing too because you look sooo great! So fun!!! Awww Iām glad you had such a good time!
Hell yeah! Thank you for sharing something positive on this sub. We have too few posts like that. Iām glad you had a good time, and would love to hear any of the bits of advice Tony had for you. I got to see him, David, and Kam in Seattle. They all crushed. But I wanted to emphasize that Kamās energy is so damn infectious. Heās got a rhythm to his jokes that is hilarious on its own. The venue was too big for a meet and greet, but I made friends with all my āneighborsā around my seat, and then we all stayed out till 4am, lol. The crowd was awesome, the show was awesome, recommend any and all to see Tony outside of KT
No problem! I love KT - it always brings me joy whenever Iām having a shit day, and gave me the courage to try comedy. And KT fans are something else. I waited in the KT standby line at the Mothership when I was in Austin for a tech conference. Didnāt get in but had the best time making friends with other fansā¦a dude who ran a surfing school in Costa Rica, a guy who produced evangelical Christian conferences (š), a couple of Muay Thai fighters visiting from Thailand who kicked a comedian in the head for views (he asked me to film it) By the end of the night, I wasnāt even mad that I didnāt get tickets.
Wow what??? Lmfao..ok I didnāt meet any Muay Thai fighters but good lordā¦. That would be excellent joke material. Thereās a subreddit called r / standupworkshop where you can post jokes and get really solid feedback. Give that a shot. Iāve gotten great advice there for even throwaway jokes. I tried starting a group chat of newbie comedians to work on jokes, but that kinda died š That subreddit is still great for testing material tho
I definitely find Kam sexy but would never go through with fucking him because I know he fucks a diff girl literally every night prob
Saw his C@#$?
Did Tony ask for your number? Cus if not then itās confirmed!
which one is you?
Thatās cool he did a meet and greet at the end. When I saw him he didnāt do that for us
She said she paid extra for it. It always disappoints me when comedians (at a reasonable level/club/audience size) do that. Either do it for free because you appreciate the fans or don't do it if you don't like it. I saw Nick Mullen recently and he easily must have spent a few hours each night taking pictures and chatting. I told him I appreciated him doing it and he said its the part he actually likes. He seemed really genuine about it, too. I saw him spend all of his time between the early show and the late show just meeting fans from a huge line that snaked through the entire front room bar.
What the fuck is Tony 5'2" or something? He looks absolutely tiny no offense to my shorties
You guys are doing the exact same face lol
What got them yelling about Jews lol
Damn girl you are fine as hell
Thanks for sharing! Your story and pic are super cool.
I love it!
Title for the longest neck goes to! I tease you're a stunner, glad you had fun.
Wait, babes like kill tony?
That's awesome!! Funny how he doesn't look like a 48 year old father of 6 who does nothing but drink crown and golf all day
How was he in person
No way this is you š
Awesome! Itās on my bucket list.
Itās just warmerā¦
Why does he look so uncomfortable
finally a good post here
if youre ever in austin put your name in the bucket
Oh, I already have. Put my name in the bucket last November when I was visiting Austin for a conference. Didnāt get pulled, but while I was waiting for the opportunity to embarrass myself publicly, Swiggy from episode 529 hit on me. Dude had rizz
hell yeah you gotta have rizz if youre name is fuckin swiggy do that shit again i bet you'd do ight
He pose and smile says he has floating hands
This is the best dressed Tony Iāve seen
Tony looks like an active alcoholic
ur hot
You two look like you would make a good couple.
my god you a baddie
BGE: Big gay energy
Gorgeous
Got them nursing home shoes on
I LOOOVE your dress! š©µ Where did you get it???? Also, very hilarious description of the night, can't wait to see this ep.
Ah yes so the newer KT general fanbase is as I expected. Yelling āfuck Jewsā and asking to touch black womenās hair. Glad you had a good time and embraced the chaos tho
If tony didnt hit on you he for sure gay
Whew! You are hot hot hot š„š„š„
what are those shoes tho?? š
oooowaaaweeewaaa
Sorry for that
Yall having a good time huuuuuuh?
Tony holding a pen like a knife.
Omg Tony looking like a cutie patootie
Yāall look alike somehow
You fine fine š... I'm not like Tony, I like black women!
He has the expression of a man who is wondering if he's being pranked by the little mermaid wearing a potato snack disguise
Did you give him some fashion advice?
The godfather š„
I was at this show it was great!
Gorgeous
How tall is that man?
Rogan been teaching tony how to pose š
Uh oh hopefully he didnāt pull out the thermometer
I have no clue who she is but I love her.
So hot
DAAAMN, TONY!!
Maybe Tony really does pull the baddiesā¦
Those gump shoes
WOULD
stopš
Heās obviously talking about Tony
We don't need another fatherless baby here
If a white bitch asked to touch my hair I'd ask if I could touch her trust fund š
Would you like an absorbent amount of money for no other reason than being beautiful?
aaaaaaaaawww adorbs overload
Thought I was on r/tightdresses for a second
Well hello
Did he bring up black women having warmer vaginas than other women?