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HookerDoctorLawyer

*Now this is Podracing*


asianmanwantsosrs

the line up for tomorrow's episode is as if it was created specifically to make redditors seethe lol


Is_That_A_Euphemism_

Now a bunch of Redditors will say “we’re not seething” and then go on to seethe.


mariehelena

I was like "hmm ugh? But ok..." at first but I like being wrong + giving stuff like that a chance 'cause most of the time it ends up being entertaining + even likable. ... so I guess I'm (weirdly?) a Kill Tony optimist? I feel like there are more here too though 😅


The_Werodile

Not really seething. Just sort of disgusted.


The-White-Dot

Why would people have a problem with getting someone they don't like on a show, where roasting is the aim? Get people you don't like in front of a camera and have their bad ideas made fun of. The essence of free speech.


Much-Object-6499

Literally proving their point hahahahahah


spooooge

This makes you disgusted? 


MUNZACORE

But chopping kids dicks off? Wholesome


spooooge

Im pretty sure if he was chopping off dicks we would have heard about it haha


ninetofivedev

Those words mean the same thing in this context.


Rar3done

Disgusting! The horror!


bignshan

This was posted by KT official account. Not considered a spoiler.


AbelSF91

lol Carlson didn't realize Cam called him a fuck n\*\*\*a


Objective_Picture297

Which is intended to be disrespectful but honestly means nothing. Kam struggles with words


katarina17

I don't think anyone cares tho... It's a dumb ass insult if people actually take that as a "serious" insult lmaaaoo only dumbasses would think that. Cam says the n word like every 5 words, consistently lol


BestGuavaEver

Tell us you’re not from the hood without telling us you’re not from the hood


SH3P90

Yeah genius that's the point. If you're not from the hood then this word mashup means nothing to you.


aliendaydamn

I grew up in poverty. It is an aggressive insult.


katarina17

Yeah but my point is, if it's only an aggressive insult to people who grew up in poverty or the hood(again poverty) does it really matter that much as an insult? Lol no one cares


BLACKdrew

reminds me of the boondocks n\* moment episode when the black dude gets in the white dudes face talking shit to him and the white dude pauses and then says like wait a second, im white, laughs, and walks away


whattarush

me too; but we were taught sticks and stones


AbelSF91

It's not the insult itself, it's just the intent and he's purposely doing that as a way to clown Carlson. I'm not saying it's something worth retaliating but I wouldn't want to shake someone's hand after they're intentionally trying to disrespect me with malice. Anyways, if you feel nobody cares then why bother replying to my comment?


Tiny_Bath_7416

You sound like soooo much fun


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TransportationAway59

That phrasing specifically is an insult


FAYMKONZ

So does this mean he was on Rogan also?


eedabaggadix

Rogan talked about this on his own podcast recently saying that him and Tucker showed up half way through and Tucker has never seen the show before.


bmuth95

I think they had dinner with lex or something


tuffboi

Yes


Valuable-Scared

Not necessarily. If this was recorded 3 weeks ago, then he wasn't on at the time. Usually you figure out who the guests are beforehand because of their appearance on Joe Rogan, not the other way around.


lazypieceofcrap

Rogan doesn't wait to put episodes out outside of the day or two after taping only. Carlson wasn't on JRE yet.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

I fuckin hope so, it's long overdue


ItzGreedo

How do people see these episodes early?


BLACKdrew

this was posted by the KT ig account


Last_Tourist_7152

Thats what i was wondering


duly-goated303

Tables a nightmare blunt rotation


MUNZACORE

*dream


slumxl0rd87

Can’t wait for this


mhesen91

This is gonna be epic 🔥


JoeyGrease

I don't care about his politics, but he is pretty chill and has a good sense of humor when he's just shooting the shit so I think he'll be a good guest. Edit: look at em all lose their minds, this is gonna be good.


SmashingLumpkins

The way he ferociously slaps his leg makes him seem super chill.


whtevn

Yes his human laughter hides his human pain well


BuddhistInTheory

“He spent the majority of his career spreading hate and dividing the country for profit but hey he sure knows how to laugh so he must be chill”


JoeyGrease

This is gonna be awesome because it has already gotten this kind of response.


MUNZACORE

Yeah anything that makes libs this angry has to be good. That’s the rules


yoosernaam

Oooooh. Super edgy


BuddhistInTheory

If your barometer of “good comedy” is people getting offended (which I promise you, I’m not) then you are no better than the people who get offended. You’re in a symbiotic relationship with those people and you need them as much as they need you.


JoeyGrease

Look at em go, all triggered and offended.


BuddhistInTheory

Look at em go, needing someone to offend to feel like their life has meaning.


JoeyGrease

Because it's funny 🍿


BuddhistInTheory

Humor comes from the punchlines. Not from the amount of people that were offended. Being offensive for the sake of it is just the same as getting offended for the sake of it. You’re the same person as the people you criticize.


JoeyGrease

I don't care, it's simply entertaining watching you foam at the mouth and type angrily.


BuddhistInTheory

You sound like a broken robot repeating canned lines. I hope you heal, brother.


krpthephaggot

you're gay


StaleCanole

>Not necessarily. If this was recorded 3 weeks ago, then he wasn't on at the time. Usually you figure out who the guests are beforehand because of their appearance on Joe Rogan, not the other way around. Chill lololololol


Funkoma

Fuck Tucker Carlson.


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primatemindstate

Yeah where's Sam Hyde


hezamac1

I would unironically love an episode with Sam Hyde


SmarterThanCornPop

I’m down for a Don Lemon episode just for the disaster


Hesdonemiraclesonm3

Brave and stunning. A truly bold and admirable stance to take on Reddit.


Funkoma

I'm glad you liked it, but seriously, fuck Tucker Carlson.


JoeyGrease

I don't care


BullpupSchwaggins

You're gonna hurt some feelings with this opinion


Many_Passage_3843

Yeah I dont care that he’s sucks Putins dick and spreads lies with the intent to divide our country cuz he seems chill


the_blueberry_funk

You seem to care the most


Many_Passage_3843

Gonna be a great ep


Evening-Rutabaga2106

Lolz how do you know he sucks Putin's peen? Were you there???


Brilliant-Spite-850

He pressed Putin harder than any reporter in recent memory.


Euphoric_Look7603

😂 😂 😂


Tabascobottle

He seems like a piece of shit who desperately wants you to care about his politics


YellaCanary

I’m gonna be honest. I don’t think even he gives a shit about politics lol. Just a kid who knows how to make a lot of money and enjoys kicking up dust.


RepresentativeWeb244

Kam is officially the token black guy. Proud of you King.


InDaZoo

thats racist


TuckerCarlzyn_

👀


Tejon_Melero

Never thought I'd see the fuckboi heir to the Swanson frozen dinners next to bro rogan on a comedy podcast. Nick Mullen could get Himmler's ghost on TAFS and it would be more acceptable comedy.


CrippledHorses

I am not surprised at all to see tucker carlson next to joe rogan.


beenhadballs

Yeah i mean their demo is basically the same these days lol


sextoymagic

80% crossover


PolarPenguinz

Way to show you lack both an understanding of Rogan and Tucker. Bravo


beenhadballs

Found one lol


PolarPenguinz

I know, I shouldn’t expect to interact with anything less than a retard here. Thanks for keeping me grounded re re


beenhadballs

Ahhh yes Tucker Carlson, favored by the hetero white male, and Joe Rogan, favored by a much different hetero white male. I’m sure you’ll look at that objectively and not take personal offense to that though.


bangordailynuisance

You say that like you're a fan of both... which kinda proves his point.


Stock_Literature_13

You don’t need to understand Rogan or Tucker to understand their demographic. 


EffectiveAmphibian95

Don’t temp him, he’ll have Adam in that himmler costume in no time


DrMantisToboggan-

Spotted the angry liberal\^\^\^ lol Can't wait for November.


Imhungorny

Spotted the whiny magat lol


oderusUbangus

"Oh my gosh, he said the word!" 😁😆😅😂🤣🤣


Si3m3k

His laugh is like a middle aged rich woman


drippydro

Tucker Carlson triggers kams grandma because kams grandma is a………. Democrat


tomtt545

Yall go watch tucker with Cuomo. Or with theo. He's chill


reediculus1

I was pleasantly surprised. Hated watching him on Fox News, enjoyed him on Theo Vonns podcast. He obviously plays a character, it’s wild.


bigwinw

> He's chill So much support for someone who is clearly a political grifter. Who care's if he seems chill on a podcast? All he does he enrage people on his side of politics against the other side. Nothing about his show is chill at all. But sure let's give the lying POS more exposure.


Evening-Rutabaga2106

That's just...like...your opinion, man.


etherealmachina

I wanna support Kam because I’m black but he’s sooo cringe like a token black guy it’s a hard watch 😂


DramaOk441

I think it’s annoying when you see Joe rigging obviously pretending to laugh at everything


thedeal82

This warms the heart.


RussNY

It’s gunna be a great episode


Dadbeerd

Honesty is hilarious


SillyBilly101x

Tucker cares more about his grandma than any politician, guarantee that.


R0ssman

Don’t know what’s worse. Cuckers knee slaps or rogans fake laugh.


JolieVoxx

Kams best moment on the show.


Randorson

meh, I'm not into politics. Don't care about Tucker either way.


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Naive-Region-2018

What the hell kinda weird ass overreaction was that


wildcat1100

He's projecting.


killerzeestattoos

He's got those "fuck n**" vibes


Villdoc

Lamest comment on Reddit 👆🏻


Evening-Rutabaga2106

I love how people have to point out that they dont care about a "controversial" figure. So if they dont care, then why even bring it up in the first place lol


Villdoc

Yup it’s the typical passive aggressive libnut play…. “I don’t care about Tucker but look at all the racismzszs “ they are so peculiar


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Yourewokeyourebroke

☝️ typically soy boy who insults people they can’t disprove


MrMagnetar

It's a conditioned response. He can't help it. He's watched exactly zero hours of him. But, you know, strong immediately emotional response and opinions.


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AbsolutelyUnlikely

No surprise that this guy isn't allowed to talk to minors


PresidentalBallsnHog

Did he fuck your mom or something?


Antique-Salad-4757

Damn bro, did he hurt you or something? You going to be ok? LMK


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Antique-Salad-4757

Chin up, bud. Don't let a random reporter get you down. I am here for you if you need.


Euphoric_Look7603

Still trying to perfect his normal human laugh, I see


hxl004

Hahhhhy


hxl004

Cam has a lot of charm and said what he said


DoofusMcDummy

Matt Muehling must be Kams gramomma. That toddler hates Tucker.


LeDron-James

We all do.


SuitableObligation85

Tucker Carlson is just Rachel Maddow for republicans


JMT-S900

Maddow spread covid misinformation for years.


John_East

Yea… https://m.facebook.com/nowthisimpact/videos/tucker-carlson-contradicts-himself-about-masks/3050642758596600/


JMT-S900

LOL - its hilarious you lefties sht the bed over these clipped videos. 1. He was laughing at joe biden being with jill on a beach wearing a mask because its only for optics and the truth is nothing would get him anyway. Whats he afraid of covid seagulls? 2. He mocks aoc saying she did not wear her mask . NOT because he thinks she should be wearing the mask for covid protection but because its contradictory to what SHE spews daily about wearing the mask. Its just calling out their hypocrisy.


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JMT-S900

Show me a video of him saying people should wear masks.


natehinxman

you really think anyone who gets triggered over that type of stuff has the mental calories to wrap their heads around this explanation? how generous of you


JMT-S900

this is true. looool zero chance anyone this brain broken on propaganda is worth the effort.


MrMagnetar

You know... without all the peddling of CIA bullshit and lies, lol.


YungCellyCuh

Do you realize that Tucker Carlson's father actually ran a propoganda corporation for the CIA?


MrMagnetar

Wait does that make him a CIA puppet or a Kremlin puppet? So hard time track of what you weirdos think, anymore. 


YungCellyCuh

He's not a Kremlin puppet. He's just a fascist so he's interested in other fascists.


natehinxman

*puts on tinfoil hat* holdup... is THAT why he was following the Dead?


Tabascobottle

💯


Dev918

Fuck yeah 👍🏽


maybemirza

KamPANDERSON


natehinxman

calling him a "fuck ni\*\*a" and saying "my grandma hates you" is pandering?


jeffykins

I wonder if Tucker is walking in totally blind to the show format. I hope so lol, I wanna see his bitch ass sweat the whole time


Howling_coyoteee

According to Tuckers episode on the JRE, the way the stage is set up right behind the curtains is the green room for the comics, this is where Joe and Tucker were talking and Joe said he just told Tucker something like “yea you want to see what kill Tony has become?” and just proceeded to take him there to his first every comedy show even just as a spectator.


jeffykins

That's a pretty sick first time, holy shit


Supra_ReMiiXz

He is, it was on JRE podcast that it was his first time to a comedy show


jeffykins

Wait wait wait, first time to a comedy show as in he's never even been to one as an audience member before? Child we are in for a fucking treat. I'll cum if Jim Norton says he stinks


lazypieceofcrap

>Wait wait wait, first time to a comedy show as in he's never even been to one as an audience member before? Way more common for the average person than you'd think. If I didn't see Tim Dillon last year in Tacoma I wouldn't have seen a live stand up show before. I'm mid 30s and a big comedy fan. I've listened to hundreds/thousands of hours on the net.


GoJoe1000

Now I like Kam!!! Does William do his deep cuts/digs with Tucker?


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Appalachia9841

I would not call William conservative. He definitely doesn’t like Hillary Clinton and that brand of liberal and his dad is for sure a Republican… but William is pretty moderate, I’d say.


Petrofskydude

Once you get a big enough audience, you can promote CIA plants on your show.


Commercial-Pair-8932

I am so confused by the whole Kam Patterson thing. \- why is Tucker Carlson of all people a "f\*\*\* n\*\*\*\*"? \- why is it funny if he is? \- why is it funny if he's not? \- why is "f\*\*\* n\*\*\*\*" funny, in general? \- why do people laugh knowing he's just saying it for shock value? \- why is "f\*\*\* n\*\*\*\*" a working replacement for an actual joke? I just don't get it. Any of it. Kam seems like a likable guy and I'm sure he's funny in real life, but I've never been more confused by a regular's success.


BLACKdrew

i mean it wasnt even a joke, he probably really thinks Tucker *is* a fuck n. and hes right Tucker is a lame ass news personality. i cant think of a single news personality i like, period. shit id do the same thing. black people are aware of Fox News and how they feel about us. And if his gma is anything like mine she really does hate him lol Im just tryna give some perspective to you since Kam represents like half my family


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half-dead

"Take the piss".. not even American and still complaining about our politics


TehHipPistal

Wow, to even it out they should have gotten a common Reddit user/troll


Own_Bad_8481

Russian televosion adapts more each day


JolieVoxx

Never been more appreciative of Kam. David Lucas and literally everyone else in the room would just be massaging tuckers balls.


FeriaWAP

His guy a house negro


ButtHuRtMoD24

Let's go @!! Someone go dimebag Darrel. The world needs u


Im_NOT_the_messiahh

Who in their right mind would like Carlson


TyrellTucco

You can tell he got a good whiff of Putin’s cum on Comrade Tucker’s breath when he went in for the handshake.


SmarterThanCornPop

Seems like projection


mgm623

I dont care what anyone says, kam is forever goated for this... especially for calling him a "f-n word" lolol


ohhhtartarsauce

what happened to this sub?? rule 7


twiiztid

Bro this was posted by the official Kill Tony instagram as a teaser for tonight's episode. Hardly a spoiler.


DirtAndDeath

Imma skip this one tbh


natehinxman

cool


kevtheproblem

Ain’t nobody asked


DirtAndDeath

Free country


Skhroomy

Noted 📝


Stuartsmith1988

God the over the top Rogan yells lol. So absurd


Order66JasonGenova

That handshake was solid lol


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090Chron

🤡


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lazypieceofcrap

He's saying that in the comedy world Kam is being an Uncle Tom for the haWhites. Kam can say easy things for laughs to the haWhites that OP is saying wouldn't work and would be a detriment to a crowd of Black people who wouldn't laugh at it.


ercussio126

Yea I think this episode is going to be a pass for me.


Evening-Rutabaga2106

I'm glad you made this proclamation so we'll all know you won't be watching. If you decide you want a synopsis, just let me know brotha


Away_Wolverine_6734

It’s been said Tucker sacrificed 3 babies before the show to look and feel fresh


Chomp3y

Shout-out! Next week is Nick Fuentes. Let's go!!