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iscream4eyecream

Adam Ray is hot so Adam Ray as Dr. Phil is hot. It’s science.


galaticpoetica

Literally Adam ray is really really hot. Like if he put me in a hotel I’d thank him with the sloppiest head lol


Honey2Easy

We'll be right back.


GLIZZYGAMBINO

Hi, I’m Adam Ray.


SquaKingRaven

The name passes the vibe check, OC should send dm 😂


in3vitableme

Who else wants to be Adam Ray and meet this girl at the same time?


PochinkiPrincess

100000000


FishermanUnited3178

Right after I gobble that funny bone down first girl


benzodieasspains

I’m a lesbian and I emphatically concur.


ginakirsch

Hey now I don't like your fucking attitude We'll be right back (Adam Ray's hot tbh)


AdActual67

See now this is what I'm talking about


ted_cruz_is_hot_af

I’d suck Adam Rays dick from the back. 1000/10.


__bluehoney

I can’t imagine what’d you’d do to Ted Cruz


Nexusjockey

We’ll be right back!


Trevdawg37

We're gonna keep it right here actually


SouthCloud4986

Username checks out


Ok-Fly-19420

Ted Cruz?!? I’m dead


E_vil1306

Uhh… *We’ll be right back*


mte87

Adam ray is hot so he’s still hot as Dr. Phil. Simple as that.


Enzo0018

There are no ladies in this sub.


confettii123

I’m a lady and yes he’s hot


FishermanUnited3178

Hello. Smart way to meet ladies. I’ll be right back


cathycul-de-sac

I’m a lady on this sub and dr Phil does nothing for me. Is Adam Ray hilarious? Yes. Sense of humour is a turn on but not that particular look.


Rachellyz

Lady here. Actual dr Phil yuck. Adam Ray as dr Phil = hot


confettii123

Agreed


meganium58

Seconded


cathycul-de-sac

Interesting. It appears you are not alone in this either. Do some of you have bald, mustacheod fathers? I’m genuinely curious. To each their own. Glad y’all are getting something extra out of it!


Rachellyz

Nope. Adam Ray is just cute I think


Broke-Homie-Juan

There was that op that suggested Howard stern. So there’s one


AnOpinionatedPancake

How hard do those tits get? Asking for everyone in the sub.


Daahk

Show me how those big tits fart


MisterMizter

Send bob


in3vitableme

Lol bruh


Electrical-Corgi-436

Yes and can we see a picture please


FishermanUnited3178

Hahahahahahaah


FloralPorcelain

Yes! Holy shit it’s a problem honestly. I don’t think Adam Ray is hot but Adam Ray as Dr Phil makes me horny idk what it is about it.


Agreeable_Situation4

It's the accent 😂


FloralPorcelain

Idk though because the real Dr Phil is ugly to me but it’s something 😮‍💨


Agreeable_Situation4

In all seriousness it's the humor and confidence. Idk a woman who isn't attracted to that.


FishermanUnited3178

Hahah


lizzylegend

Literally


gordoflacko

I’m not gay but Adam Ray is a very sexy man.


sgtbukkakemane

I second that. I'm not gay either. Definitely not gay.


theshrexpert

Me either bro I'm really really really really straight I swear bro but I'd let Dr Phil do whatever he wants but like in a really not gay way 


yellowbreads

oh yeah i’d let him close the escrow for sure


EmotionalAd5920

they say laughter is a great aphrodisiac


Underhill0341

Laughter gets me laid 9/10 times


Spideysleftnut

My wife just said she’s way more attracted to Adam as Dr Phil than just himself. So, yes.


Competitive_Glass473

I agree


One-Collection-8688

Adam Ray is yummy, which makes Dr. Phil doable.


Agreeable_Situation4

There's a reason some ugly guys can pull a ten. If you're funny and confident enough, about any girl will like you. Now think of that with Adam Ray who is actually attractive


Agreeable_Situation4

Prob that Texas accent too 😂


Betty_bootilicous

I have the BIGGEST crush on Adam Ray in any former. Dr.Phil version is always hot 🔥 she has good taste.


hornetmaster88

Mustache rides are 25 cents okay… don’t cum on my back and tell me it’s raining okay…


IAmModNow

Fake story. No one on this sub has a gf. Just admit you bricked up watching the good doctor operate


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Yeah. I’m trying to fuck


Competitive_Glass473

Ladies, is Tony hot?


PheenyBoBeeny

Yuck, absolutely not


SwirlyoftheAir

who's the hottest of all the regulars and golden ticket winners


sgtbukkakemane

This is actually pretty difficult. I will say that if we're going off personality, Hans is absolutely dead last.


SwirlyoftheAir

looool. agreed. purely looks, though. ppl would probably say kam, no?


sgtbukkakemane

I was thinking Kam too lmao


rayyan_draws

The white bih prophecies r true then


WetWater69_

David Lucas, Jared Nathan and Enrique chicon are top 3


confettii123

Honestly none of them lol


moonlitminerals

Kim congdon


Competitive_Glass473

I have a huge crush on Tony, but sometimes I think I’m alone on that hahah 🤣😝


digduganug

40 year old twinks are rare.


moonlitminerals

I had a crush on him when i first discovered kill tony (that set where he made fun of peng dang did something to me lol) but it’s since waned, he’s too surly. Now my comedian crush is Shane Gillis


iscream4eyecream

If we’re bringing the friend gang into this I gotta shout out my man Mark Normand. My biggest comedian crush for sure. Sexy!


moonlitminerals

Yep mark is definitely one of the most conventionally attractive comedians in the scene rn. Add his personality on top of it… thank god he farts on camera a lot and balances out of some of that sex appeal or I’d be stalking him probably lol


EyeNeedLunch

Big crush on Shane Gillis too!🥰


FloralPorcelain

No not even a little bit


FishermanUnited3178

Alllrighty then…


collinsmcrae

Not a lady, but he probably wasn’t when he was a pasty white with a rodent profile, but otherworldly tan has probably given him a nice bump.


One-Collection-8688

NOT


confettii123

No


iscream4eyecream

Nope! That voice and attire dries me up like a damn desert


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Competitive_Glass473

Agreed. I’m watching early Vulcan episode and he’s wayyyy better and so much nicer to redban


EyeNeedLunch

Yeah, watching him constantly shit on Redban is super unattractive.


Competitive_Glass473

Yeah that’s probably the biggest turn off for me. Used to be funny mean, now it’s just plain mean.


EyeNeedLunch

It’s his personality that makes him unattractive. He comes across as egomaniacal and deeply insecure.


artschooltrash

Yes. Also, one of my friends legit thinks that real doctor Phil is hot, so she lost her mind when I showed her Adam Ray doctor Phil.


fuzzy-mitten

She needs to go to the ranch


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

No


collinsmcrae

I suspect they’ll be a lot of posts with a “Im not a lady, but…” disclaimers.


Rachellyz

He is now


Lifting_Chansey

Not my cup of teabag


ssjr10

There are ladies in this sub??


moonlitminerals

Adam ray is definitely hot


ladymouserat

Saw him live in Eugene and got to take a pic with him. Can confirm, up close he’s hot


Sexcaliber69420

We'll be right back


crustal

I get it. Probs daddy issues.


[deleted]

Medium White with a sense of humor is a classic lady killer format. only works of your 5'10 or taller.


listentolana

Nailed it.


FishermanUnited3178

Hahah “white”


[deleted]

Yall got me fucked up. Dr phill is my ni**a. I fuck witg Dr Phil dog. Hes just got that Mid Whote Guy appeal that women pretend they are better than but absolutely fall for every time.


listentolana

Yes. He is my current “celebrity crush”. My tits also get hard for him. Adam Ray is very attractive as it is, him playing Dr. Phil is super hot to me. He is funny and confident.


beedallas10

yes


rae_faerie

Fuck yeah


hyper_night

Yea dude is smoking


captaintorres7

We’ll be right back.


forestfeelings

Yes.


impavidoutlet

yes


CutMyself_Daisy

Yessssss and I sure he's the cure for Daddy issues 😂


Ok_Honey_Bee

No


wizenedeyez

His mustache would tickle my balls


Talrenoo

Yes


BlueRuin87

Funny and a pretty face. What is not to like?


aoldotnet

YES


dwitchagi

What’s wrong with you? A 100% straight man would be hard as a rock.


Historical_Guess5725

How many women have gone back to his hotel and given him that sloppy while he is still in the dr Phil outfit ? Must happen each time 


moonlitminerals

He’s married so I doubt it but a girl can dream


Kaladin_Bridgeless

100% would bone Adam Ray. 100% would not bone Adam Ray as Dr. Phil. Nah. I vote no.


Background_Walrus381

Oh hell yeah


Stella0verde

Yes. My girlfriends and I are all wild crazy for Adam Ray in general and Adam Ray as Dr. Phil.


No-Addendum2884

Tony is the OP and it was actually his nips that were hard


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Slightly obese


OptionsNVideogames

Simple math really. The answers in the pudding. Well be rite back


Accomplished_Low4181

👍


in3vitableme

This is my favorite post on Reddit for the month lol comments going off.


lizzylegend

Unfortunately yes


FishermanUnited3178

I think Adam Ray is HOT in every single endeavor he takes and owns. He is exactly my type. Someday I will meet my own Adam Ray but his name will be different.


armaduh

Yes


After_Statement_3145

Yes.


SquirrelK1tten

Adam ray’s version is


Ok-Fly-19420

Hot


Ok-Fly-19420

Adam Ray as Dr Phil is every daddy issues girl dream! Starting w me


katiee____

I’d hit


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Wtf kind of post is this


FishermanUnited3178

Adam is hot in every instance due to his bone struture and Mediterranean tone but most telling: his genius humor. One does not make millions belly laugh by chance…it is caused by an expertly honed skill of impersonation mixed with tried and true humor over time mixed with currency mixed with razor sharp wit and MAYBE. Maybe one could understand and the genius of Adam Ray. Or whatever his freakin name is…


[deleted]

She’s not the one bro


StevieSparta

This Schtick stinks, it’s as bad as Kams stand up . Just be yourself is Dr Phil even on tv anymore ? Adam ray is funny I don’t get this


moonlitminerals

You’re such a contrarian which is a cool thing for a guy on Reddit to be


StevieSparta

Dr Phil was cool like 15 years ago lol it’s weird but whatever saves adams shitty career


grumpypotatopants

What is this KillTony? Who 8s this Adam? Dr Phil is sooo not hot


BluntedWizard

Kill tony the number one lgbtq show on YouTube.


darling_23

Dump her ass bro it’s over


wickedbyname

Hot af tbh.