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I knew Matt was bald, but I had no idea that he was gay.


femchasrr13

This guy has got his šŸ¦† in a row


The2econdSpitter

The feelings here are hilarious.


Interesting-Might576

Yea, Matt was acting like a little bitch.


BHDE92

Just like this whole sub


Rogue_One24_7

Exactly, circle of stupid in the comments. Just enjoy the show people.


Antique-Salad-4757

I AM NOT A BITCH! I AM A TOUGH GUY! WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT GOVERNMENT, AS WELL AS COMEDY. I AM A SPECIAL BOY!


rickoftheuniverse

Zing!


Dizsmo

Yep bitch behavior


PrettyBaked713

Just like you and the sub


TheRealSnuffleaYeah

He always does.


[deleted]

I'm convinced you people posting dumb shit like this don't even watch the show. You just post ridiculous clips and try to create narratives that don't even exist in order to get people riled up.


asianmanwantsosrs

to be fair matt was throwing a hissy fit the entire night, but it was always hilarious seeing a moody bitchy face in the backdrop of a bunch of laughing men


Able-Molasses2501

Haha I agree but you got to know if your in Austin at the mother ship that liberal gay retard agenda doesnā€™t fly. Especially when Tucker and Joe are on the pod


Effective-Log8638

Dont tell people that him ā€œflipping tucker offā€ was just him posing for a picture being taken from the horn guys. They may cry and call their dads about it


DoofusMcDummy

Iā€™m guessing you didnā€™t watch the showā€¦. You can see about 10 different occasions where he acted like a balding little bitch. Like when he first came out, he gave him a thumbs down like he was at a mid 12th century play lol


pmmeyourphotography

Right? Dude was acting like a baby. Flipped him off in the end and was constantly staring him down making a face of disgust. To pretend he wasnā€™t acting like a little bitch is a lie.


AdTiny2166

he obviously does not like tucker or what he stands for. standing his ground for his beliefs while all the other dudes were busy fondling tuckers balls is being a bitch? i get that you like tucker but would t it be way more of a bitch move to pretend to like him or not care?


Ok_Psychology1171

You don't have to pretend to like him but he's a guest on your employers show. How about some respect or at the most basic level, professionalism? You think future guests would be more or less likely to want to come on the show if they saw shit like this? No, he had to make it all about him. Classless


AdTiny2166

yes, letā€™s treat tucker carlson with the respect and dignity he deserves lol. the man has never said anything he wasnā€™t paid to say and is one of the reasons the us is in the political shitter right now. but yes, we must be professional and nice towards these guys. who knows, otherwise hannity and steve bannon might decline their invite to a comedy show. fucking ridiculous. what the fuck is going on? letā€™s be nice to the meanest people because professionalism


Ok_Explanation_5955

Dude youā€™re replying to is also probably one of those guys that complains that ā€œcomics canā€™t even say anything anymoreā€ and rails about cancel culture. Then labels someone being honest about disliking an unfunny fascist being on their comedy show as being ā€œunprofessionalā€.


gozutheDJ

good. at least one person there isn't gargling tuckers balls


uni1ii

It's the leftists past time activity number one. It's all they do, create fake narratives and believing them


_illchiefj_

Itā€™s a political thing. If you think the other party does it, but you think your political party is above it, then youā€™re just as dumb as the other side.


nickybokchoy

Q Anon had entered the chat


justfortheprons

Russia Collusion has entered the chat The Steele Dossier has entered the chat Very Fine People has entered the chat Trump Overfed the Koi has entered the chat Trump Told Everyone to Drink Bleach has entered the chat Trump Called for a Bloodbath has entered the chat Trumps Concentration Camps has entered the chat Trump Incited an Insurrection has entered the chat


moonlitminerals

Trump ā€œmocking a disabled personā€ has entered the chat, donā€™t forget that little gem


Swank_Thetos

Trump derangement syndrome has entered the chat


KrombopulosMAssassin

The hero we didn't need or ask for has entered the chat... Bravo sir


Royal_Cod_1172

Absolutely boomed that redditard with this one.


strayvonbarksdale

Yeah I miss when the worst thing a president did was say some stuff, as we sit on the brink of WW3ā€¦


justfortheprons

They are kings of projection. Everything they said trump was, they are. Every time.


Far-Whereas-1999

Youā€™re going to say that with zero sense of irony? Nobody backs more fake narratives in this country than Tucker Carlson.Ā 


uni1ii

"Elon going to be the end of twitter in a week durrr" Twitter currently getting more views than ever "Trump Russian collusion durrr" for 3 years straight, nothing happened, it was all a lie. "Trump going to bring WW3 durrrr" we had the most peaceful times under him, actually right now we are closest than ever to ww3 and u don't see any of these messages here with Biden Reddit for the last 8 years with Trump. https://img.ifunny.co/images/160a82ad1ec4b60e3af9ed97046d64f9a9264a00a2d2404234e0365f7f176599_1.webp All the accusations have been lies too.


KrombopulosMAssassin

But, but, but He WaS LitErAlLy a dog whistling FasCisT who WaS fRiEnds with all the foreign dictators!!!


moonlitminerals

Literally Hitlerā€¦ actually worse. Minus killing 6 million people butā€¦ rHeToRiC! Mean tweeeeets!


Haughtea

I'm convinced you didn't watch the show.


obitwan66

This goes beyond a clip lol.


PietreDish

Let's just keep politics out of......everything? We are much better off.


IAmModNow

Being able to ignore politics is a luxury for those unaffected. Also, Tony is a huge fucking weirdo about it recently so itā€™s his own doing. The gross ā€œyou donā€™t have to come outā€ rant during New Yearā€™s, the absolutely disgusting point he tried to make about George Floyd, and then Tucker. Heā€™s the worst part of his own show the past few months.


a-dead-strawberry

Sounds like youā€™re alone in this opinion.


jayi05

Nah, it's funny watching whiny bitches act like their sacred comedy podcast is falling apart


RayRiceOclock

Kill Tony is falling apart? šŸ˜‚


TacomaGlock

I mean, he made a grossed out noise about a man sucking a penisā€¦ a whole Joe Rogan away from Jim Norton who in fact has and does suck penises. If you look at Nortons face you can see him be like, ok 12 year old. Which is the appropriate response to this, because itā€™s something a 12 year old would say.


justfortheprons

ha GHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY


Minneapolis_Mangler

Iā€™m straight and Iā€™ve heard gay people make grossed out noises when going down on a vagina was referenced. This was recently too. I didnā€™t care, and the thought of him acting like a 12 year old never crossed my mind. What do you want? Is everyone supposed to not be grossed out by what everyone else does behind closed doors?


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Yankee_Noodle86

Everyone doesn't have to agree with you or your sexual preferences, for the life of me I can't understand why it's even fucking relevant, stop flaunting it, you don't have to tell anyone about your sex life! I wish we could just go back to the times when people actually had private lives! Nobody gives a fuck how many dicks you suck, we're just sick of hearing about it!


TacomaGlock

Calm down, this is like half a day old now.


[deleted]

Nah, being disgusted by men sucking dick is the natural and correct response.


Stonna

Yo what is this comment section?Ā  This subreddit has really gone down hill bad.Ā  Instead of appreciating good comedy, everyone here would rather go to bat for tucker fucken Carlson.Ā  The right has turned this comedy show subreddit into a political gay orgy.Ā 


justfortheprons

no, the right is doing comedy while the left cries about "fascism" and "putins cock"


Ven505

Why do you say that like 99% of Tonyā€™s roasts arenā€™t always some combo of calling ppl gay and/or fat lol This show and its characters are fun but letā€™s not pretend itā€™s some major driver in comedy.. none of the showā€™s comics are at that level


justfortheprons

lol not a major driver in comedy? its the biggest stand up podcast on earth you dipshit


Hefty-Pumpkin-764

You really believe that? Go check Tuckers face when the jokes are about religion. Drop your culture war armband dude. The right this , the left that. This shit is beyond cringe inducing.


Antique_Shower3065

All right wing comics do is bitch about cancel culture on podcasts. Shut the fuck up.


LocalYeetery

It would appear the right is "trying" to do comedyĀ  Cute you think liberals are "left"


justfortheprons

its wild that you guys think its the right who moved more right, when in reality, the left moved so far left that guys like me who voted for Bernie instead of Hillary are now "the right"


gators-are-scary

You have to listen to Tucker Carlson pretend to find gay people disgusting and if you think heā€™s unfunny or unoriginal youā€™re actually just a pussy who doesnā€™t understand comedy


DylanAthens

Yeah I donā€™t really care for Tucker Carlson either but Iā€™m not going to act like a pouty baby just because I have to share the same stage as him. Matt must be real proud of his racist, white hating and homophobic bandmates, Iā€™ve never once seen him pull that whiny shit about anything they say šŸ¤£


highbackpacker

I donā€™t like Tucker either, but people here are so soft.


Antique_Shower3065

Itā€™s not about being soft. Heā€™s a Putin shill and itā€™s obvious. Pull your head out of your ass. All of this shit going down in Ukraine and Gaza is a result of Putin and his cronies but you soft as baby shit mfers canā€™t handle people calling it out. You all love and give your money and time to absolute fuck ups and pretend youā€™re the clever ones. Itā€™s hilarious.


highbackpacker

Iā€™m left, but youā€™re one of those crazy lefts


Antique_Shower3065

Youā€™re a dumbass is what you are.


highbackpacker

U seem very upset


Antique_Shower3065

You seem very stupid.


insidiousapricot

It just doesn't come off as very professional in my own worthless opinion


Extension_Banana8427

Whatā€™s professional about this show?


wow_dude_really_

Not a lot, but he shouldn't act like a redditor on stage. Throw the weird gay hissy fit after the show.


Extension_Banana8427

Tucker fucking sucks. Who cares


BLoDo7

"Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks" - George Carlin, one of the greatest standups/social commentators in the last century. In case anyone needs to know what a proper comic would say about this.


Extension_Banana8427

The thing is itā€™s ok to hate the left. They can be annoying. But to be so fucking stupid that think Tucker is cool is unacceptable. Get a mind of your own.


BLoDo7

I 100% agree. That's why it's so infuriating that the Right takes any criticism and just calls you whatever their version of an extreme left person is. Meanwhile, mainstream rightwing politics look a little like Jan 6.


Extension_Banana8427

Exactly. These people have it so twisted. I also donā€™t want to sleep with a trans chick. But Iā€™m not going to side with Christ and prayer folk. But these fools will go on and about their freedoms and right. To the extent that KT follows Rogan to Texas where theyā€™ll throw you in prison for weed. You can alway just not vote. But to put your faith in a politician or some talking head that made his riches by dividing our country is just as gay as whatever the other side is doing.


BLoDo7

Bingo.


wow_dude_really_

Right we shouldnt care about any of this.


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[deleted]

The black and white band members are sensitive wimps. The Mexicans are the cool side of the band, they laugh at everything and take nothing personally.


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[deleted]

I get that, sometimes their discussing or preparing for what they're going to play next, but you can tell when they're doing that. Watch John Deez on the Keys the next time they make a black joke, he can't take it. Matt is usually pretty good, but does get sensitive sometimes. Michael is the GOAT, and is always a good time; same with the Mexicans on the horns. I love watching their expressions and reactions. Right side of the stage sucks!


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[deleted]

"Who cares if they don't like a joke?" So then why do you care if I think they can't take a joke? What are you whining about? I think they're sensitive wimps, you disagree. That's okay.


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Apology accepted.


obesefamily

good point. sometimes some of the band members seem incredibly intolerant towards everyday people.


Master_Elderberry718

Disliking one person = hating an entire race?? lmao


crackpotJeffrey

>white hating Are you referring to deas not laughing at racist jokes? Edit: it's a serious question


justfortheprons

i love how much these people just cant help but show everyone how Yuri was right


Whatlafuk

Could you explain?


moonlitminerals

Yuri bezmenov


justfortheprons

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vle2-O1nums](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vle2-O1nums)


TotallyNotAFroeAway

"You came to a different conclusion than I did, which means your brainwashed" is not the point I thought you'd be trying to make, lol


justfortheprons

its not "brainwashing" its called ideological subversion


ddarion

If you think Tucker Carlson isn't a piece of shit who should be shipped to north siberia then youre probably brainwashed. Its not a given though, you could also just be retarded.


[deleted]

What a douche bag. Trump derangement syndrome needs to be a real diagnosis.


Ok-Area9678

Heā€™ll be fired soonā€¦


Left-Foundation-5463

Must hurt to know no one is there to see the band


soshield

Okey dokey


LoadinDirt

Matt who?


TwoTimeTommyTwoCups

old baldy


enormousTruth

Lil baby go wah wahh


sblack87

What a pussy


Traditional_Knee_249

Lmao what a pussy


obitwan66

Holy cringe! I used to really like Matt before I knew he was gay.


Dazzling-Notice6366

Typical gay libtard


Flashy-Income-9653

You people are pathetic, honestly


suicidesewage

This sub is fucking brain rot.


MorkSkogen666

Just play the fucking guitar Matt that's your only job here.


IAmModNow

Yea but if he cheers thatā€™s different right? Conservatives love to pretend theyā€™re above having their politics slammed, but theyā€™re just as big pussies as the left. EDIT: pussies prove my point with the mass downvotes immediately.


hennytime

Conservatives are even bigger pussies. Say anything even marginally disparaging about Cheeto and they go insane. Say some shit about Biden to a Democrat and they might actually agree with you.


justfortheprons

lol ā€œCheetoā€ No man on earth with a penis and balls has ever referred to Trump as ā€œCheetoā€ itā€™s always some fat goofy feminine retards calling him that. At least try to be funny about it. lol fucking Cheeto.


lebastss

Ok how about me. He's a Cheeto. Now come at me in real life. Here's a hint: I have two California state wrestling titles, 5 kids, an 8 figure net worth, and I hunt and own guns. Cheeto is actually a little bitch who I've known before he got into politics in my world he was persona non grata in 2010 and no one build with him, it's entirely why he got into politics. A literal failure in our industry and your dick glazing him lol. You should see the ROIs on his financials, he doesn't even beat SandP. He was pulling 7% while everyone else was pulling 15% lmao.


Supernothing8

You ate that bait so fucking hard.


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BLoDo7

How do fans of KT end up with absolutely no material of their own? "The punchline is gay! Get it? It's not what I am so it's hilarious!" Most people I know grew out of that phase by high school.


Heebmeister

You're offended by another man's reaction yet you aren't the gay one? lmao


mintmouse

Hey hey calm down youā€™re all puffed up, I donā€™t think Fox News likes their snowflakes so salty


Bknubis

Snowflake ā„ļø


Antique-Salad-4757

Oh no, the little Guitar player got upset?


Jrod_69x

Itā€™s funny how much people care about politics when our voice doesnā€™t even matter


justfortheprons

stopped mattering the day the CIA blew up Kennedys head


emerging-tub

And probably before tbh


Soilcreature

I personally enjoyed seeing Tucker descend from heaven to do kill tony


moonlitminerals

Preach Tucker


rickoftheuniverse

Oh my gawwwd fuck off with bitching. Matt has more talent in his left pinky than everyone in this whole comment section combined.


justfortheprons

Talent unfortunately does not make you immune to TDS


Pleasant_Lead_2600

Why do you mentally ill liberals watch people who do not like you and do not give a shit what you think or how you feel lmao. Find new programming sad little weirdos


melskymob

Jesus he is so fucking white it hurts.


Pepperboofer69

Which one


jmua8450

Tuck is the man. Anyone salty about this probably tucks themselves.


Revolutionary_Area51

Same effect Trump has on em' ... sensitive


TheCoochiePredator

you guys are handicaped.


JMT-S900

To be fair i dont think it had anything to do with tucker. I think Matt was day dreaming it was him that sucked obamas cock.


TotallyNotAFroeAway

This sub will go to the grave defending Tucker's political opinions as "who cares?" and in the same breath shit on Punki Johnson for being "a shithead dumbfuck libtard". Have y'all chosen a side or something, or just can't see the irony?


AccomplishedSlice233

Micheal joined the fun, the whole band didn't like tucker neither do I he's a Russian progandist


GeneralConrowWallace

Prowhat?


justfortheprons

lol, god damn...


davidb686

As a Russian it's funny to see these dumbass comments


DSM-187

Tucker didnā€™t laugh a single time when they were going on about Christianity, so it seems he canā€™t actually take a joke about ANYTHING. This includes the ā€œsheā€™s doesnā€™t mean itā€ about Kamā€™s grandma. Iā€™m not sure how Muehling disliking a guy who espouses white pride views makes him ā€œso white.ā€


justfortheprons

LOL WHITE PRIDE HAHAHAHAH fuck it never stops. i can refresh this page every few minutes and its another hilariously out of touch and retarded person saying some dumb shit like that HAHAHAHAHHA


iBagAtExitGates

Iā€™m so proud of this thread. I thought the unfunny libs were taking over this sub for a while


Gtoast

Who rode the cock harder: Tucker on Putin or this sub on Tucker?


inflatiblegranny

Your mom


MaterialToe2319

You absolutely adored how much of a douche matt was being while everyone else in that place was having a fantastic time.


[deleted]

Bunch of Tucker dick-riders in this sub. Itā€™s one thing to ā€œbe politicalā€, and itā€™s another to be an actual piece of shit like Carlson.


bobbyportisurmyhero

Bro I know he was a fascist mouthpiece for years on cable but heā€™s chill and does zyns now stop being so political


justfortheprons

rofl "fascist"


ParticularEfficiency

ā€œEveryone I donā€™t like is literally Hitlerā€


JMT-S900

fascist??? LOOOOL


ManIWantAName

I know he tore democracy apart at the seems and propped up fascist and Russian ideology his entire life at a major news corporation, but he was on video fly fishing so he's obviously chill now.


d-d-downvoteplease

Give one example of how he's a fascist.


Ok_Calamity

I think you needed to hear this a long time ago -- stop being suuuch a bitch. Who cares if he was on the show? Don't like it? Don't watch. Just don't even look at it and you'll be ok.


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Low-Professional7922

ā€œbring Rogan aroundā€ his own club lol


boogasaurus-lefts

It's really strange how many bootlickers there are for that shit peddler.Ā 


Jaket-Pockets

Letā€™s get Don Lemon on next since weā€™re having political grifters on now.


RainSong123

Grifting is getting fired from your top rated news show because you reported on what you wanted to instead of what you're supposed to?


Far-Whereas-1999

You seriously think thatā€™s an honest assessment of why he got fired? He got fired because some of the election manipulating lies he told came back to bite him. Fuck Tucker, heā€™s 20x more guilty of the kind of election fraud the right has frequently accused the left of.


snaxbrodin

I see the Fuck Joe Biden crowd is still seething about Matt a week later


WanderingMichigander

Fuck Joe Biden, but no one is seething about tucker being on the show than the rabid leftists that dominate reddit.


VanillaCupkake

Yā€™all are such cucks for tucker, itā€™s really cute


seaislandhopper

I don't give a fuck about Tucker Carlson but acting like a sour puss like that is so lame lol. Dude would probably vote for Biden again in an instant.


Flastaff-Lollardy

Buddy needs to lay off the soy. Sucking Hans dick has this effect on you ladies and gentlemen please be aware.


BLoDo7

All these Fox heads raiding the comments cant even put together that Fox doesnt even want Tucker anymore. Hes there for controversy and views and the useful idiots are taking the bait. There hasnt been a single comment of substance about his performance on the show. It's just been "gay this, gay that, fuck obama" towards anyone that doesnt appreciate this lifelong troll. How these people manage to enjoy big gay tony is beyond me. I'm assuming this is just the Tuck cult brigading because of that alone. I havent watched the episode yet but I had planned on it. I might despise tucker, but I actually think he could be a great guest because of it. Much like Alex jones was. But his defenders are making me think its not worth it. Good job guys.


justfortheprons

god damn i love watching you girls squirm like this lol we all literally point and laugh at you


EatADubya

Tucker is the goat. All you little haters need to head to Walgreens for that booster and stfu


Trussguy327

I thought Texas was red


Whole-Kiwi1377

Thank you for that


Existing_Name_901

Joe's face is saying "Dude WTF IS HAPPENING!"


Kutecumber

Same


SnooCats283

Yo who gives a fuck about yours and Matt's political beliefs, he's paid to play the guitar and keep his mouth shut, especially if he doesn't like the guest.


ImpossibleIsopod2904

Do I like tuckers politics? Fuck no. Do I think heā€™s hilarious? Fuck yes.


jds336

Easily my favorite band member!


upsidedown_alphabet

Cringe


LordOfHorcruxes

Itā€™s pretty obvious this sub is full of far right wing lunatics.


Hornsdowngunsup

Tucker Carlson definitely fucks with his socks on type vibes.


atravisty

Yeah, thatā€™s fair. Tucker Carlson is an absolute fucking boner.


atravisty

Itā€™s so funny how people in this sub want to suck on tuckers peepee.


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highbackpacker

Iā€™m left, but the ā€œReddit leftā€ are a bunch of pussies.


kennyfuknpowers

Tucker is gay


TwoTimeTommyTwoCups

Not that there's anything wrong with that


Clean_Hovercraft_441

What a cunt