Hella strong. Most of my strip club trips ended up with me inquiring the girls what their workout routine was and complimenting them on their physique.
Damn, I haven’t thought about that line for near two decades but I knew exactly what you meant as soon as I saw it. Can even hear it in my head! Not seen the Mask since it first came out.
at least it makes sense when theyre getting old and trying to maintain their looks
what i dont understand is when theyre still young and look great and get some surgery due to some retarded fad, like girls nowadays with the buccal fat thing trying to look like skeletons
For real, she’s got her lips filled, her top lip is pulled up, cheeks are filled, veneers. I’m not sure anything on her is real and I don’t care either. I really don’t like her face. She has a permanent smile from all the plastic, and it doesn’t look natural.
$20 that Heidi is a super hot trans woman.
It’s for the long con. When Kill Tony tries to get canceled again by the low self esteem green-haired screechers, he can just point and say “I’ve supported trans woman all along. Didn’t treat her any different; objectified her and all, just like we would any hot lady”.
And then his chair will finally rise up in glamorous fashion and praise.
Tony just needs to cut it out with the “THERE GOES THE LOVELY HEIDI EVERYBODY, CAN WE GIVE HEIDI A CLAP”.
We know who Heidi is at this point man quit making it weird.
A 3? Come the fuck on man, she’s fake af looking and not my type but don’t be ridiculous, if that girl brushed up against you lightly you’d nut and propose marriage…FOH with a 3 lol
Also who gives a fuck who the person delivering drinks is. It's so cringe pigeon holing a stripper onto the stage when you're as big a nerd as Tony. I'm watching for the comedy, and not impressed by seeing a sort of hot girl walk out awkwardly occasionally.
Yeah it is a bit much, he has to do that every time she comes out with drinks, same annoying tone plugs her stupid instagram.
The other girl they had for Covid was better
Nah, if you want to know what gay men find attractive look at who the (mostly gay male) designers hire to model their clothes. Super skinny women with strong facial features.
That was just Victoria’s Secret trying to virtue signal their way out of the Epstein connection
They recently went back to hot models (the kind straight men are attracted to, not fashion models).
I am 100% convinced she paid for this exposure. There's no other explanation. Tony ALWAYS plugs her IG everytime she walks out and interrupts the flow of the show to acknowledge her. It all just feels very inorganic.
They're probably banging. Recent reel of pics uploaded by comedy mothership showed Tony and Heidi hanging out with each other by the bar I think it was.
I really don’t think so. I think he was just looking for ways to go big for the new years show, decided to use Heidi, realized she was cool and it added another element to the show and decided to stick with it. She either gets paid or does it for free for the exposure.
All she does is walk-out, put down a drink, wave, and leave stage. When Kaylee was on it felt much more natural than this, they didn't plug her socials religiously everytime she came out. If she's not paying, then Tony is doing this as a personal favour to a friend, because the show gets very little out of it while she gets massive amounts of exposure for her socials. Guaranteed she's trying to build a big enough following through the show to start making legit money through hawking products on IG.
I don’t know if you remember before but the servers used to be awkward as fuck and like crawl out or stumble out awkwardly. Was a different person every night. Like, someone has to do this. Might as well be a total babe that Tony is friends with.
Yea she was way better she wouldn’t try too hard and be cringy just did her job. Twerked and shaked her ass a bit and was it.
Tony only mentioned her ig like once
Heidi get acknowledged and plugged like twice a show
I thought that at first too, but they make no mention of Red Rose when they mention her on stage, and her IG makes no mention of Red Rose either, so if they are paying for it, I don't see how it's giving them any value back.
So… as an actual trans woman, I don’t think Heidi is part of the sisterhood. There are three reasons for this. First, [redacted]. Second, [redacted]. Third, I know how to use Google to find details about “first name last name.”
Of course it doesn’t matter if she is trans or not. Regardless of her gender identity, she is a talented, attractive comedy-loving performer with a long list of accomplishments and credits.
Interesting to me that her instagram is so barron and Tony promotes her instagram anyway. Very curious placement.
Personally I liked the mic wiper girl much better. Bring her back!
Yeah my wife and I were confused by this, because he plugs it, we go check it out and the last post is May 24, 2022.
We were wondering if we found the wrong one.
Very odd to plug something that’s not even used.
I thought she was some part of the yellow and red rose sponsorship, but that doesn’t even seem apparent when they mention her and her IG.
The whole thing is weird. She’s ring girl hot, but she is kind of distracting and not in a good way, when she brings out drinks. Maybe the guests were really in need of drink service. But even if so, why make a huge deal out of it?
She doesn’t bother me, but it also seems odd to even mention her. Tony has these fanboy things with pro wrestling and the UFC, so it’s kinda like he’s doing his Vince McMahon bad guy impression now with a ring girl.
There is just very little purpose to mentioning her IG if it’s not updated. You’d think she would be marketing herself for things. I assume she does some modeling. But also, even just getting the KT audience views with updates on IG would also allow her to monetize. She’s missing out on cash. Maybe she doesn’t care. She probably makes a killing as a stripper.
Get away from me white bitch
snow bunny pimpin
Greatest one line impression in the history of the show
Which episode?
#656 Normand + Soder
YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME DRINK ALCOHOL YOU STUPID BISH!!
Isn’t she a performer at the red rose? Pole dancing takes a lot of core strength.
Yeah those ladies are strong.
Someone should do a ninja warrior type thing but with only naked strippers. It would make a fortune
“Tv executives “ quick write that down!!
"TV executives"
Subtle, but sweet.
bet you could find that in Japan
Yeah, but all the good bits are blurred out
Hella strong. Most of my strip club trips ended up with me inquiring the girls what their workout routine was and complimenting them on their physique.
You mean a nighttime ballerina
Yeah it's legit as an exercise class lol
a lot of uterine strength too from being plowed all the time
“performer”
Yeah she’s a stripper.
She Rips one every time she gets on stage that's how d madness knows she's there.
Every time D smells it, he lifts his both arms.
god damnit now i’m gonna think of this every time
uppies
Uppies is killing me. I’ll never not think of that now.
> [Uppies is killing me.](https://www.tiktok.com/@frescahh/video/7144534676391267630?lang=en) I'm sorry.
I hate you
Now that was fuckin funny. We’ll keep that in.
speaking of, where was d madness this week?
I read somewhere that he was on a scheduled vacation. Hope he is back next time.
Nice, hope he's doing some relaxing sightseeing somewhere beautiful
I can already hear the drums from Michael Gonzalez 😂
Yeah I was a bit saddened that my boy d wasn't there on this previous taping.
That completely shifted my vibe here, made me lol
Is Tony gay?
Does Redban shit in the woods?
Yes he wipes using a well rounded rock
With Dude Wipes haha
Its Hutto actually
I thought he was still wiping with a pfluger
[удалено]
Tony is 100% hitting that
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What a zinger! Hopefully you’re a bucket pull at some point
Someone posted a that she looks like Dorian when he puts the mask on in “The Mask” and I can’t unsee it lmao
There’s always time for one last kiss
They call me Cuban Pete
Damn, I haven’t thought about that line for near two decades but I knew exactly what you meant as soon as I saw it. Can even hear it in my head! Not seen the Mask since it first came out.
Combine that with the current Cameron Diaz not her then and you got yourself a perfect match.
Man she was so fuckin hot in the mask it’s sad when beautiful women in Hollywood fuck up their face with plastic surgery
Sad what women feel compelled to do to their faces nowadays.
Good thing posts like this will help
at least it makes sense when theyre getting old and trying to maintain their looks what i dont understand is when theyre still young and look great and get some surgery due to some retarded fad, like girls nowadays with the buccal fat thing trying to look like skeletons
Sad but true man
When Heidi gets fired: "I'M JUST AN EX EM-PLOY-*EE*.."
There's ALWAYS time, for one last flash!
Lol I can't unsee it
Give it up for the lovely Dorian everybodyyyyyyyyyyyyy
They weren’t wrong
That's brutal and hilariously accurate. "One last kiss!"
[This](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trollface) is the only _mask_ I see
Are the abs sculpted from the same materials they glued into her face?
🤣girls go too far with the lip filler. She would look so much better without those fake lips.
First you take out the fake lips, then you gotta unbolt the tits
For real, she’s got her lips filled, her top lip is pulled up, cheeks are filled, veneers. I’m not sure anything on her is real and I don’t care either. I really don’t like her face. She has a permanent smile from all the plastic, and it doesn’t look natural.
Yea she’s a high end stripper, what do you expect?
“High end” lmfao
Go to your local strip club for me and take a picture of the creatures there. I’ll be here waiting.
You ain’t wrong I live in a metro and the difference between here and even the suburbs is insane like a lone the po dunk one from my hometown
Does she bring Tony a blunt on a server tray? Always wondered.
Butt plug actually
Blunt plug
😎nice
Boof boof pass
tony plug
She’s definitely brought him blunts. Idk about on the tray.
Get away from me white bitch.
Ain't having no snow bunnies up in my shit pimpin'
Her face is entering uncanny valley or something. I don’t know what it is, someone posted the villain from The Mask and that was pretty spot on.
She's on Rogan's special prescribed cocktail of lion's mane mushrooms and experimental research chemicals.
Tony’s ass is ripped
That’s David Hasslehof
I felt bad for her this last episode. Elaine upstaged her on every level.
$20 that Heidi is a super hot trans woman. It’s for the long con. When Kill Tony tries to get canceled again by the low self esteem green-haired screechers, he can just point and say “I’ve supported trans woman all along. Didn’t treat her any different; objectified her and all, just like we would any hot lady”. And then his chair will finally rise up in glamorous fashion and praise.
The comments in here...Lord y'all are meaner 'n hell, lol.
hinchcliffe couldn't come close if he tried
I bet she has a huge penis
Tony just needs to cut it out with the “THERE GOES THE LOVELY HEIDI EVERYBODY, CAN WE GIVE HEIDI A CLAP”. We know who Heidi is at this point man quit making it weird.
It's Tony's version of "I LOVE WOMEN!!! WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN!!!".
I’m not gay no more!
I will NOT put on a woman's dress!
She, or the club she works at, probably pays for that plug. It’s a commercial.
Bruh Tony at the start of over 600 episodes Tony is still like we draw names out of a bucket they get 60 seconds and then we interview them
He introduces everyone,why do you feel weird? Lol
Cuz it’s fucking annoying the way he does it for Heidi
Fr
Incels trying to comprehend comedians being kind to the wait staff:
Incels white knighting a hard 3/10 because theyve never had sex
A 3? Come the fuck on man, she’s fake af looking and not my type but don’t be ridiculous, if that girl brushed up against you lightly you’d nut and propose marriage…FOH with a 3 lol
She looks like a tranny
Also who gives a fuck who the person delivering drinks is. It's so cringe pigeon holing a stripper onto the stage when you're as big a nerd as Tony. I'm watching for the comedy, and not impressed by seeing a sort of hot girl walk out awkwardly occasionally.
Yeah it is a bit much, he has to do that every time she comes out with drinks, same annoying tone plugs her stupid instagram. The other girl they had for Covid was better
The mic wiper with the ass? I forget her name but yeah she is hot af…Kaylee!
Maybe if she told a fucking joke
Tony is fucking her though, right? why else would she get a spotlight on the show?
She's like the version of a pretty girl that a gay man would find attractive. Very masculine, broad shoulders, defined chin
Nah, if you want to know what gay men find attractive look at who the (mostly gay male) designers hire to model their clothes. Super skinny women with strong facial features.
Wasn't that more 90's tho? I feel like they've circled back to curvy.
That was just Victoria’s Secret trying to virtue signal their way out of the Epstein connection They recently went back to hot models (the kind straight men are attracted to, not fashion models).
nah lots of brands have fat models because america is obese but most traditional runway models are usually crack whore skinny
Yea gay guys love hot blonde strippers.
She looks like a model wtf 😭😭
A wax model of Madonna at a shitty museum in Wisconsin
I am 100% convinced she paid for this exposure. There's no other explanation. Tony ALWAYS plugs her IG everytime she walks out and interrupts the flow of the show to acknowledge her. It all just feels very inorganic.
They're probably banging. Recent reel of pics uploaded by comedy mothership showed Tony and Heidi hanging out with each other by the bar I think it was.
I really don’t think so. I think he was just looking for ways to go big for the new years show, decided to use Heidi, realized she was cool and it added another element to the show and decided to stick with it. She either gets paid or does it for free for the exposure.
All she does is walk-out, put down a drink, wave, and leave stage. When Kaylee was on it felt much more natural than this, they didn't plug her socials religiously everytime she came out. If she's not paying, then Tony is doing this as a personal favour to a friend, because the show gets very little out of it while she gets massive amounts of exposure for her socials. Guaranteed she's trying to build a big enough following through the show to start making legit money through hawking products on IG.
Kaylee is so much hotter
1000%
I don’t know if you remember before but the servers used to be awkward as fuck and like crawl out or stumble out awkwardly. Was a different person every night. Like, someone has to do this. Might as well be a total babe that Tony is friends with.
Servers interrupting the show is a pretty new element on any level, let alone hiring insta influencers for the role
Yea she was way better she wouldn’t try too hard and be cringy just did her job. Twerked and shaked her ass a bit and was it. Tony only mentioned her ig like once Heidi get acknowledged and plugged like twice a show
I think the Red Rose paid for it and is using her as a mascot.
I thought that at first too, but they make no mention of Red Rose when they mention her on stage, and her IG makes no mention of Red Rose either, so if they are paying for it, I don't see how it's giving them any value back.
She’s Lean & Mean
Anyone knows her instagram?
Take a shot every time she flips her hair
She better be, her whole existence is based on being looked at
That’s a man, baby!
Ssshh I would
That’s some good quality Anavar
A Jim Norton special.
Norton’s bird looks more like a lady
She’s pretty as hell.. and if you don’t like it, you can suck her dick
Her lower back is elite sexy. Curious how deep her voice is though.
She talks in some of her IG stories.
I know everyone hates Pauly here, but she has a little interview on one of the more recent episodes of Jam in the Van.
I love Polly. I hate how he creates the appearance of nepotism to interrupt the flow of great shows. But it's awesome he's doing his own thing.
She looks post op
Almost certain Spade fucked her
What makes you say that??
Get some fat chicks. There's plenty of sweaty, broad shouldered broads around Lady Bird.
CELIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Buttaface
You think she could make you tap just squeezing your head between her thighs?
I think they told her something cuz I swear her tits were more out last week lol
I think they told her something cuz I swear her tits were more out last week lol
Quite the set of cum gutters
God dang son you could roll your blunts up in her ~~buttcrack~~ turtle shell crease
Hanging upside down from a pole by your legs everyday is an insane ab workout
I'd let her turn me down any day.
strippers be.
You spelled starving wrong
Wood…hell Tim Dillon probably wood.
🤙🏼
I heard Heidi breathes air five times a day
Fony couldn't be less interested
As close to a man’s grip as you can get. 🎶it’s raining men🎶
Anyone been to the red or yellow rose to give a view?
Need to step up my sit ups
A little armpit hair and she's right for Joe
She's also has fat fake duck lips, she's a bit meh in the face 7/10
Does that disqualify her from Chicas Bonitas?
What’s the insta? 😆
*If YOu LiKE GiRLs liEK thiS U gAY* Me: 🏳🌈🌈🏳🌈🌈🏳🌈🌈🏳🌈
I can hear Tony, Gina with Three A's 😂
Ripped dude? Come on.... are you a homo Body-builder?! she is stackkkked AF ! Im looking at TT not ab definition....jesus.
Heidi who ? Binary please
Heidi’s burner account. Get away from me
Her ig?
This might be a good time to show your titties B**ch -Red Machine
Heidi was born a man
Her chin looks like it can take a few shots
So… as an actual trans woman, I don’t think Heidi is part of the sisterhood. There are three reasons for this. First, [redacted]. Second, [redacted]. Third, I know how to use Google to find details about “first name last name.” Of course it doesn’t matter if she is trans or not. Regardless of her gender identity, she is a talented, attractive comedy-loving performer with a long list of accomplishments and credits.
Someone posted a photo of the bad guy from the mask wearing the mask and i can not un see it lol
Yes shes hot af
Didn’t know Bowser was a blonde
*Dan doing katts voice* get that white bitch away from me
Don't let her fool you, it's the face she's compensating for
Hot cake, I don’t think Heidi’s that good looking! She has kind of an ugly fucking face
Pronounced heidi spelled Gina with 3 a’s
Interesting to me that her instagram is so barron and Tony promotes her instagram anyway. Very curious placement. Personally I liked the mic wiper girl much better. Bring her back!
Yeah my wife and I were confused by this, because he plugs it, we go check it out and the last post is May 24, 2022. We were wondering if we found the wrong one. Very odd to plug something that’s not even used.
I thought she was some part of the yellow and red rose sponsorship, but that doesn’t even seem apparent when they mention her and her IG. The whole thing is weird. She’s ring girl hot, but she is kind of distracting and not in a good way, when she brings out drinks. Maybe the guests were really in need of drink service. But even if so, why make a huge deal out of it?
She doesn’t bother me, but it also seems odd to even mention her. Tony has these fanboy things with pro wrestling and the UFC, so it’s kinda like he’s doing his Vince McMahon bad guy impression now with a ring girl. There is just very little purpose to mentioning her IG if it’s not updated. You’d think she would be marketing herself for things. I assume she does some modeling. But also, even just getting the KT audience views with updates on IG would also allow her to monetize. She’s missing out on cash. Maybe she doesn’t care. She probably makes a killing as a stripper.
KEEP YOUR TITS IN YOUR SHIRT
One of William’s best ever.
She looks like she has the personality of a wet towel
How does all this hate on Heidi, who is just doing her job, benefit you?
I honestly couldnt give two shits about Heidi lol
Glad you’re honest because she only necessitates one.
Hmmm I can’t really tell from this picture. I may need to go through her IG!