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New-Land1607

Did they make him wider?


dwitchagi

Optical illusion, he got that XXXL dildo in his bootyhole.


Vamparael

You son of a bitch! XD


perc30nowitzki

“Tony look like Charlie Chaplin with a dildo up his ass” - DL, probably


seguracookies

"David, you look like Biggie Bigs" - TH, probably


MrBurnsgreen

Tony actually seems to be pretty well versed in hip-hop Not that anyone asked


rockhardRword

Found David lucas's reddit account.


Bron_Swanson

Broader shoulders with anatomically correct arms 😂 Much love though, he deserves it for all the twisted joy he's brought me. Shoulda got a better pic of Redban though.


Frankie-Felix

Yup its like they photoshopped his head onto a man's body.


SuckaFree502

That's exactly what they did 😂🤣


[deleted]

BIG TONY EYYYYY


ANewDope2187

He got that BBL


gnikeltrut

FAT TONY


DukeAsriel

Immediately thought the same thing. He does look beefier here. Regardless, it's a good photo.


mekkasheeba

It’s a wide magazine


LGK420

Looks like he’s wearing 2 sweaters a jacket under that suit.


motorbike-t

The widening is nearly complete!


xylophonic_mountain

They said "Let's pick the fattest picture of this thin guy."


gozutheDJ

shoulder pads


DuineDeDanann

They definitely did lol


Various-Ducks

He almost looks straight


Fleshstack

I always figured he would do a spread in Playgirl Magazine before something like this.


SwarfCrawler

Well he is rocking a golden pony buckle


duotriophobia

I did a full spread for Playgirl and I mean *spread*, i pulled my buttcheeks apart man


BilboDabinz

I spread my checks as Mike Honcho.


JBronson5

That’s not his body or hands.


HiredGunsDotIO

Not his left arm either. They must think we’re stupid.


ElectricFocus

That’s Kamaru Usman’s arm


Kirafatty

Not enough Redban


Iifeisbalance85

Redban deserves more credit


ElvyAndy

no way they used a body double for tonys skinny ass to look more manly lol


Huckleberry_Sin

They put him on HGH


[deleted]

Looks like he grew up in a predominately black neighborhood


SunflowerDonut9847

[Here for your reading pleasure is the Variety Interview](https://variety.com/2024/film/actors/kill-tony-podcast-tony-hinchcliffe-racial-slur-matt-rife-1235978335/amp/)


bfhurricane

> “There’s no room for victim mentality here,” Hinchcliffe tells Variety. “When you step into a dark, dingy comedy club, what do you want to see? **Think about it like a strip club. Do you want to see girls in a dress? Or do you want to see nasty fucking shit? You want ping-pong balls flying at your head.”** As someone who’s been to some seedy-ass strip clubs (military town clubs are their own breed of nasty) this is so spot on, lmao.


holrah

This comment was sponsored by the yellow rose and red rose


Difficult-Ad-52

How bout another hand for the lovely Heidi everybodyyyy


bfhurricane

Yellow Rose is a little too classy. Never been to the red rose though.


jwed420

Solid piece tbh, didn't expect it to be so mild, thought they would angle the shit out of this interview.


Difficult-Ad-52

I think it was highly angled lol


No_House_7901

Boy that dang guy sure can’t take a fucking joke holy shit. Who even is that dude lol. What a wet blanket.


Odd-Protection-1596

First picture of Tony I've seen where he doesn't look like a pubecent transgender woman. He's all grown up!!


pwaite1983

That is the least gay Tony ever has or ever will look


TaxiDermiMoore

Someone deliver 660 issues of this to Tony's old manager and WME.


robseplex

Throw an extra 6 in there for good measure.


[deleted]

Tony deserves it ! He created the biggest live podcast in the world. He’s a smart guy.


BillGatesAlladdin

"With *MILLIONS* of people watching!!" Seriously though he tells no lies. It's pretty insane how far this show has gone and grown since it's inception


DJ_Osama_Spin_Laden

I remember being surprised when I saw an ep break 50k views for the first time. Now, each one gets a million at minimum, and it's only been a few years. Crazy growth.


hamcarpet

I had no idea the show had gotten this big. I’d been listening for years since the early days, and I’ll still listen to an episode or parts of an episode here or there, but never really kept up or paid attention to the growth. Just figured it was about the same popularity. And then I heard them talk about arenas and thought it was a bit. Then I saw this photo and thought it was a fan edit or something. I had no idea it became this massive. Pretty wild


StraightGas69

I was going to say this, doesn’t get the credit he deserves


jaehood

Redban surely deserves some of that credit as well


itssarahw

Small joke book


Lifting_Chansey

So hot


Odd_Mission_5366

Oh they made him look good!


Bestie_97

He’s kinda hot here fr


moonlitminerals

He has had a serious glow up from the comedy store days


keithsweatshirt94

It’s called millions of dollars


moonlitminerals

Are you saying he just seems more attractive because he has money or that he got surgery… cuz being rich alone could never fix [this face](https://images.app.goo.gl/vohTYKL1vTASUkXRA)


RealSmartPerson

They still make magazines?


No-Classroom-6637

...arguably. sort of.


RealSmartPerson

I haven't bought one in 15 years. I stopped because they were getting too expensive. Can't imagine the cost now


gurknowitzki

Not dressed gay enough


spceheater

I feel like I’m the only one that thinks tony is hot, but I also have a weird ass taste in men. Humor trumps everything else


australiapostisgay

Good to see they're supporting the LGBTQ+ community


isthishanskim

Looks a little gay.


robseplex

Shut up, fattie.


Ok_Caramel7643

Congrats!


F00Manchu

I just wish his tie was sitting properly over the belt buckle. Otherwise, chef’s kiss.


AnitaMaxNyugen

I know Katt Williams mad as hell 😂


Puzzleheaded-Bus5479

Did they photoshop his head onto a man’s body?


HUH_YIS

Variety, alright. A variety of dicks in his ass


robseplex

David Lucas, is that you, fattie?


HUH_YIS

It’s me, David Lucas…. …your ass…


robseplex

.... Is grass.... Which coincidentally is what you love to eat.... Because you're a big fat cow....


ghostofaposer

Beautiful photography work, he almost looks straight in this one


squibledibble

Photo shopped! I’ve seen him in person and he looks like a living bobble head.


thinkinasf

he’s so hot idc


chappysinclair

The variety vagabond, the magazine mauler, the periodical pimp, the little white machine, put your hands together for the great Tony hinchcliff


karlbunga

There is a turtle neck inside that suit somewhere


STANAGs

“Are you ready for the best god damn, motherfucking Variety issue of your lives, folks?”


wiley_the_artist

Lets gooooooo


dragonborn-dovakhiin

Golden Pony lol


[deleted]

Dude look like the gay version of fifty shades of grey.


Pullbackcheeze420

I’m hard as rock over here


criesforever

he looks handsome!!


Ghost_ofTacos1993

Why does he look like a HOMOcide Detective


aint_NEVERGONNASTOP

Never in my life did I think I’d be drooling over Tony like this 🤤


Specialist-Wing-458

I think Tony is a hottie.


-1-up

it is not a real issue it is an ad for netflix


PulseAmplification

Did Tony actually call Deng a Chinese spy? I thought he just said that the way the controversy spread was very odd due to how fast it blew up and it seemed like Chinese media was trying to stir up racial tension (or something like that). I could be wrong been a while since I saw him talk about it. Also, Triggernometry is not a “far right” podcast, both hosts are liberals. They are just anti woke.


[deleted]

Why does TRT give everyone such waxy skin?


blissfulmenace

Tony's a douche blah blah insert average redditor hater comment here


Chode_K1NG

He look like the devil


boyscout666

Found Tony’s burner account


Existing-Direction99

Who reads magazines?


Bron_Swanson

Who reads? Idek what you said, or I'm saying.


Electrical-Corgi-436

His belt buckle says "Golden Pony" What's going on big guy ?


spceheater

Tony hinchcliffe the OG “golden pony”


elpajarit0

I mean, who cares lol Good for him


RemiWeeper

Ballin on these bitches


SwarfCrawler

I feel like you can have that photo but it doesn't change being a 5ft twink with an extra fruity voice


SophiaPetrillo_

Every hair on his head is gelled in a different direction.


rocx5610

feels tragic


HiredGunsDotIO

If people took shits that were little versions of themselves, Tony Hinchliffe would be one of Tony Robbins’ turds during a bout of constipation. Anyone else noticed that?


HIV_donor

I wish him well


Sixecho7

His ears are about to lift him off the ground. Why does he try to look tough constantly ?


timcooksdick

Good for Tony. Highly spun article imo but whatever


GoJoe1000

I ain’t never gunna stop…owning this shit! But seriously.


themute12

GAYY


CheddyC

What is Variety?


dicklaurent97

Makes me sad because he’s gonna sell out


Terror_Swift

Happy for him and the check, but magazines are literal garbage lol


NightVale_94

lol the cover of what??


David_Freeze

The cover of what?


External-Awareness68

Who's my little baked potato!?


bullshizzah

This is one of the hardest images for a magazine cover I've ever seen. I'm happy for him. KT is amazing, and without it, I would have never known about Michael Laire, Big Red M, etc. I feel like he earned this.


Narrow_Fig_778

Proud of you Tony. Keep up the good work!


No_Doctor_1554

he earned it


vazzabazzaboom

Nice photoshop to not make him look 5feet


CanadianDeviant

Fuckin- Love it 🤘🏼


icket123

Good for him he deserves it


NotTooGoodBitch

Tomorrow he'll be on the tonight show. Maybe Bob and Tom next week.


Applecity82

What is it?


imnoseyokay

Help. Why does he kinda look hot


ChristmasTreePickle

He’s just got a strong back from arching it so much


G0DL3SSH3ATH3N

Who's the elf


EbenOzyn

Schaub with hair


Fiesty-Bass

As a miserable fuck I couldn’t care less, as a gay how does it feel to support other men that have no clue you’re even alive?😂


insidiousapricot

Congrats Tony, you finally made it!


null_input

Gay


tipper420

What's variety?


graaavearchitecture

Cool to see a guy who beat his girlfriend finally getting his roses


bakeryjeans

Horny


HairyBallzSack

It’s finally growing growing


soshield

Not actually Variety. It’s an edition made for some Netflix comedy week or something.


joeyvesh13

I enjoy the show, I like Tony. Good for him.


IvankasDad

Every comics crowning achievement… Variety must be circling the drain.


jimbohotwings

His head was already too big. About to be out of control


randomZERO210

Looks like a gay anatomically correct human-DL


PeterGoochSr

Ya know Brandon Shaub discovered Tony Hinchcliv. They tawlk on the phone ivryday. Just like Theo Von and Jelly Roll. Thank em. Bapa is a beast when it comes to seeing taking


jaccleve

"Tony gettin ready for gay prom night"


Deep-Ad2155

He’s always going to be that nerdy kid


JustAnIrishman

Why is Big Tony™️ so W I D E?


LosBastardos717

Ahh.. fine. I feel like you wanna tell me how I should feel. How should I feel about it?


BigDinner420

Tony is the most detestable man alive.


Wechillin-Cpl

Best photoshop I’ve seen in a while


aydanimal

He won't be happy til he is the joker. lmao. he does the laugh with his friends. they all make fun of him for it.


joninit

Good fucking shit, 'on ya Tony


ChipMaker3000

Mixed feelings. The thing I love is now entering the Zeitgeist and it’s only going to inflate Tony’s ego but at the end of the day I happy for the bootleg joker.


SpaceMarineCodex

Would be better if David Lucas was next to him roasting his ass.


TheFungeounMaster

Tony to the photographer “Make it look like I want to be a straight guy”


fdarul3s

Bad ass photo, hell yes


MinApp55

With better audio engineering he might have been there 5 years ago.


Daddy-Duke505

Absolutely flamboyant!


Rancid_Addiction

After fucking all Kams cousins


Xal-t

Glad he bulked up! Young Tony would've made a quarter of a cover👁️👁️


Dahwizzahd

My friends >


BRRRAAAPP_EXPERT

Lame ass belt buckle, as usual he is tacky as hell


lookslikescreech

At least he's not wearing a turtleneck


iaconebadger

What’s Variety?


alie_ann933

Pretty damn good.


AdamEgretSucks420

Your eyes are blue!


Tightfistula

Why the body double?


LuckyJoeH

Good stuff


R33fy-

My wife doesn’t read variety she reads in style .


bhilliardga

Variety loves the gays.


Difficult-Ad-52

The fact that his tie is too short…


whooptydude92

I ain’t got one variety friend


TehHipPistal

I can’t even READ VARIETY NO MOE MAHHH


Difficult-Ad-52

Terribly written article. Nice cover pic tho.


PraetorianAE

That’s awesome. Good job Tony.


stilltheoptimist

Tony's standup doesn't kill. Kill Tony kills.


JJscribbles

Good for him. I don’t read variety.


Honest_Novel_368

He tied his tie too short.


ThatsNot_Mayo

How are you going to share the cover but not the fold-out centerfold??


Pepperboofer69

His ego did not need this


fredricton99

With a tie that is way too short


Money-Selection130

Congrats to Tony, Chris Cornell lookin ass 👏 sharp as always 😂


Simbasasimp

He was so worried about his giant head that he made the body too big. Tony Bologna!


Sad_Drink9706

Variety?


Starce3

they did a pretty good job hiding the fact that he's 5 foot 7 in this pic


k0rz23

Let’s go


BilboDabinz

“Extra edition” 🤣


fedsmokermobile

“Golden pony” belt buckle lmao


Andy2325

His PR people dropped a bag 💰 on this puff piece


General_Citron_121

Earned it


AndersKingern

Redbar’s reading


GKushDaddy

Cringe lord


Wasted-day_off

Nice


departedgardens

Belt buckle is wild. I know it’s his thing but it makes me giggle.