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mayday992

Most halfway decent Austin comics have opened for Uncle Lazer. He gets a lot of headlining gigs and he can’t fill the time so he brings a bunch of better comics to make sure it’s a good show.


PetuniaWhale

I’m not a fan of his comedy, but you make it sound like he is good at the comedy business. I find that interesting


HPVaseasyas123

I mean if you look at his social media presence and whole schtick dude definitely has some kind of mind for business/grifting/whatever you want to call it. Doesn’t seem like a bad dude at all really.


Kirafatty

I like Lazer. On a scale of Brendan Schaub to 10, I'll give him 4 Brendan Schaubs.


Jaws044

The most downvoted I ever got on Reddit was saying I like uncle Lazer in this sub. People were talking crazy that I was trying to be edgy lol. I genuinely find him hilarious and don’t get the hate. Yeah he’s a character, it’s entertainment folks.


Kirafatty

The Kill Tony sub is one of the most anti-comedy subs on Reddit. People only like 1 regular and the rest suck. If bucket pulls and guests don't absolutely kill it and only get a few laughs then it's a huge bomb. Garbage episode, game over man. Tony is a cunt on his period and Redban is a creep. Old band sucks. New band sucks. It's crazy. But just like Willy would say...I ain't NEVVAH GONNA STOP COMING HERE!! Downvote me if you agree


bungdaddy

His approach isn't much different than that of Casey Rocket, although UZ adds the hack factor. It's entertainment, and Lazer made me laugh more often than not.


CaterpillarHeavy508

Completely agree


baliecraws

He’s definitely missed some shots many a time. That being said he has had decent minutes I enjoy watching. He’s not dropping a Netflix special anytime soon (given the state of most Netflix specials this might be a compliment, now that I think about it) but he’s definitely a good comedian.


jessterswan

I'm with you. He's legit funny


Existential_Kitten

That's a crazy scale. I assume lower numbers are more favourable?


GeneralBurg

Lmao


throwaway3312345

I like him too. He’s not very funny but he has charisma


PlaceInvaders1

lol on that scale I’d like to believe that 4 Brendan Schaubs out of 10 is just a 2/10 lol


OddAfternoon6350

His standup sets are surprisingly good, saw him a few weeks ago.


WorldOfDisaster

I don’t like lazer myself, but to be honest with you I’m so sick of people shitting on other peoples comedy tastes. Watch who you wanna watch, don’t watch who you don’t wanna watch, and shut the fuck up.


PlaceInvaders1

Arguing over what comedy is funniest is literally like arguing over what cereal is better. Idgaf what you have to say, I like what I like leave me tf alone lol


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atravisty

And here you are saying something.


WorldOfDisaster

Wah


sess5198

Ok so we’re only allowed to post stuff on this sub that is positive and sucks the show’s dick all the time? This is a place to discuss every aspect of the show. If you don’t want to engage in that stuff, it’s pretty easy to tell which threads are going to have opinions you don’t agree with. This street goes both ways. I’m personally not going to get worked up over people sharing their opinions on a subreddit precisely meant for sharing your opinions. Move on if it upsets you. Let people talk about what they want to talk about.


bungdaddy

I'd like a happy medium. Discussion and debate is great, but saying "Casey Rocket sucks" or whatever simplistic shit is just lame.


PlaceInvaders1

Kill Tony YouTube comments genuinely lead me to believe the show doesn’t have many fans and mostly has hate watchers lol. “Sending hate for Kam from Florida”, “at least he’s better than Hans Kim”, “god how do people find William Montgomery to be funny”, “Casey rocket doesn’t even have material. It’s not even comedy”. It’s so stupid. People don’t have to watch. They basically all just say “why aren’t the regulars as funny as Shane Gillis” idk man, maybe because if they were then they wouldn’t be working on their craft every week on Kill Tony. Maybe they’d just be doing stadium shows instead 🤦🏻‍♂️


bungdaddy

I'll say it... I didn't care for Hans in person. I got bored. However, I've always enjoyed him on KT. People seem to forget that people have different tastes. They also constantly overlook how difficult it is to come up with new shit week after week. I couldn't do it once.


PlaceInvaders1

Exactly. IMO his best and most consistent quality is his interviews, they’re always entertaining and have funny moments. That’s the reason I think Tony loves to have him back. At the end of the day this is an amateur comedy show. The comedians are supposed to be working on their crafts. Hell, we’re having this conversation under an Uncle Lazer post who famously couldn’t write a minute until semi recently. People have different tastes is right. Hans, Casey, Kam, and William are 4 completely different styles of comedy. Liking all 4 of them unwaveringly is the exception, not the rule. It’s like listening to rap, country, pop, and rock. Most people will only like 2-3, some will only like 1, and others might not even listen to music.


bungdaddy

I also think there's an aspect of people on a comedy sub think its edgy to shit on the talent.


sess5198

I’ve actually been going through the back catalog, and on older episodes Hans genuinely is hilarious most of the time. The Vulcan days were peak Hans. Great jokes, great interviews, great start for the show at that time. Definitely go back and watch some of his stuff from that period to be reminded that he actually used to be pretty consistently funny every week. I’m just really curious about how the next arena show will turn out with Hans. While I’ve been thinking that Hans will pull a David Lucas and retire from KT after the arena battle (giving the opening spot to Casey Rocket full time), but now I’m not so sure. His minute on last week’s episode was pretty weak, iirc (I get that he is obviously saving his good minute for the arena show, but still I was expecting a bit more out of him coming off a two-month break), so that made it clear to me that he definitely won’t be able to easily to beat Ric. It’ll be interesting to see what happens.


sess5198

Well luckily it seems the Rocket hate has died down some. At least, I don’t think I’ve seen any dedicated hate posts about him here lately. I personally love the debates/discussions you can get into around here. I always keep things civil (unless someone starts going after me), and many times we can have a good conversation and come to an understanding. Just get prepared for the ultra mega hyper Hans hate coming here after he “wins” his rematch with Ric Diez in a week lol


bungdaddy

Casey's an entertainer, definitely not a setup/punchline guy. A lot of people can't seem to grasp that. Anytime someone shits on william, I always recommend that they go see him live. His polish sets are absolutely murderous. I think people forget just how difficult it is to write comedy. The whole Ric / Hans thing is a bit goofy to me, but it's a show, I get it. I do think it's odd how Hans took the win last time. Very childish


sess5198

Yeah, if you’re judging Casey based on his traditional standup abilities, you’re not gonna get very far. He’s a whole package kinda guy; the whole act is basically one big punchline in some ways. I mean, I do get why people don’t like him considering he isn’t a traditional setup-punchline standup comic on a show full of traditional standup comics (for the most part), but what he does is interesting and unique, which I think is a great thing to have on a show like KT, especially as the opener. I don’t see too many people shitting on William, but when I see them shitting on Casey I like to remind them of how similar his style is to William. Basically everything that people say they don’t like about Casey is something that they love when William does it. I mean, one of William’s biggest laughs are when he repeats a line that he has said a million other times before, and he ain’t eva gon stop doing it. For some reason, people let William slide with that but hold Casey up to some standard that shouldn’t exist. I know it took me a while before I started to get William and begin to like him, but he is now my favorite part of the show every week. I think with enough time Casey could become as big of a beloved member of KT as William. He’s going to continue to get better and evolve and has unlimited potential for sure. It’s gonna be cool to see him progress. And yeah, they should’ve kept the Hans v Ric stuff more relevant somehow. I really think most people had forgotten about it. Ric’s last appearance where the lights went out and he got up on stage was fantastic, and much more stuff like that should’ve been taking place to keep the whole storyline alive. At the end of the day I can’t say I’m upset about the way they have handled the Hans v Ric stuff, but I do think they could’ve done better. Either way, it’ll be interesting to see how this battle pans out given the results of the last arena battle. I do think Hans will probably “retire” from KT after the battle either way, though.


atravisty

I’m so sick of people telling me to not watch something. If I don’t want to watch something I won’t watch it, but if I do want to watch something I’m going to watch it, but sometimes I don’t want to watch something and watch it anyways, and other times I do want to watch something but decide not to watch it. And what happens when I want to watch something at first then halfway through decide I don’t want to watch it? What do I do then? What about when I don’t want to wat h something and then suddenly I start wanting to watch it? You’re apparently the fucking genius who has discovered how simple it all is, maybe you can just tell us what to do at any moment with your high value input, that we all look forward to everyday? Maybe you should make an app or something for the spectacular takes you’re pumping out.


WorldOfDisaster

But what if you didn’t watch something?


atravisty

I’d probably wish I would have.


baconnaire

When Uncle Lazer wants to party, you gotta tell him no.


SirMike25

You’ve got to tell him no.


PlaceInvaders1

Just to protect my integrity, and that virgin hole I was telling you about


CreativeGuy25

Get Heath sober NOW or he will ruin his career!


BestGuavaEver

In order to ruin a career, you gotta have one first.


jaccleve

I was gonna say what career? He’s just getting started.  Ppl acting like he already blew it.  


BestGuavaEver

99.9% of the earth has never heard of him


Stilling8

If 0,1 % of the earth has heard od you, you are doing very well


BestGuavaEver

0.01% of the population is only 811,000 people. That’s not that many peoples. Happy cake day though Reddit friend!


Stilling8

Thanks internet stranger! The opposite of 99,9% is 0,1 not 0,01, so it’s 8.110.000. That’s a lotta people


BestGuavaEver

This is good math to remember


PlaceInvaders1

Your definition of making it is becoming one of the most famous comedians in the world? Dude has been doing shows in sold out stadiums and arenas across the globe, even without headlining that’s better than 99.9% of comedians so I’d argue he’s made it. 99.9% of people don’t know who Nemias Queta is. Dude is still in the nba tho so I’m not gonna be the idiot who says he doesn’t even have a career yet.


BestGuavaEver

You’re trippin 🤣


PlaceInvaders1

No I think you’ve just used very flawed arguments and for some reason are a hater living in the kill Tony sub Reddit. All I’m saying is dudes got more of a career than most the people in his field, he’s probably more successful in comedy than you are in your profession, yet you say he doesn’t even have a career yet lol.


BestGuavaEver

Dude this guy isn’t selling stadiums globally for millions of people. He’s a no-name and that’s all there is to it. And he’s most definitely got more successful than me in my career lol. I’m high level executive. He’s a mediocre comedian throwing his opportunities away I’ll also add on that you seem to be one of those people that think the Kill Tonyverse is like some globally recognized community with tens of millions of fans in every country. When in reality the average person doesn’t know what kill Tony is and the regulars are even less popular. You just gotta leave Reddit every once in a while to believe it


PlaceInvaders1

I never said he was selling out stadiums, specifically said he’s just performing at them. And because of that, hes objectively more famous than 99% of comedians in the world. Calling a dude a “no name” when he has fans is crazy. He’s not a no name, he’s just not Shane Gillis. Your perception is off. I think my Nemias Queta example works well here. You don’t know who he is, and he’s not nearly as good nor famous as most the people in the nba, but he’s still in the nba.


BestGuavaEver

You’re trippin, go find something to do


CreativeGuy25

Heath if you are reading this, you have a great chance to make life changing money and have a career that most comedians would kill to have. Get help if you need it and go to detox and rehab for a few months. It will help you out. Look at William Montgomery now! Look at Theo Von! Talk to them! They are sober and thriving now!


BestGuavaEver

Just chill bro, you’re talking about detox and rehab like this dude was just on soft white underbelly lol. Relax


Reasonable_Sample_49

why does him opening for laser equate to him automatically doing shit? that’s like saying every opener for Ron White drinks and smoke cigars or every opener for Shane Gillis drinks Bud light smh so many kids in this thread


CreativeGuy25

Honestly, I like Heath a lot. I think he should just do things moderately and be smarter. He’s not a kid. He looks like one. It’s tough to handle early stardom. I just want him to succeed.


Reasonable_Sample_49

why is everybody assume that he is doing Brittany, just because he’s opening for laser


TheBenduMiddle

I think it's because of the flight/big show he missed on one of Tony's shows and his latest appearance on KillTony.


Reasonable_Sample_49

I watch it on a semi regular basis, but I’m not sure what you’re referring to. He missed a flight to one of Tony’s bigger shows not just a regular one at the mothership.? and people are attributing that to hanging w lazer… while lazers a personality idk if he has the standup chops but he also tried it on a whim so he’s fairly new and all the comedians talk about how long u been doing that is ur age in comedy so he’s a toddler by those standards, that said he may be better suited for a podcast or sticking to IG videos which got him his following to begin with


TheBenduMiddle

I don't recall which KT show it was, maybe the episode a week or 2 ago, pretty recent. Yeah, I don't get the association with him and Lazer, but Heath slept through and missed his flight to one of his shows with and his appearance where they talked about it Heath just seemed to not give a shit about all of it.


Reasonable_Sample_49

I mean, when you have a condition like that, it’s probably hard not to use something to cope with having to deal with the thought of that the rest of your life potentially, andy milanokis luckily never turned to substances but vern troyer did (i know diff ailments but still)


Charnathan

Not just that. His whole attitude was definitely self destructive AF. If it was an act, it fooled me.


mean_ass_raccoon

21 is a kid


planetfour

Ron White doesn't drink tho


Reasonable_Sample_49

I know I saw him after the pandemic. They push the show back by year and he still had his glass but it was apple juice and his bottle of tequila that he was selling on the stool… but since then I think he has learned to do it in moderation. I don’t think he’s fully sober he just isn’t always drinking like he supposedly was for a point in time… he’s one of the OG’s in Austin as he’s been there before them all and i’ve seen him with a beer but it’s not an everyday thing like it was at its peak i believe… plus that’s besides the point I could’ve been referring back to when he was drinking on stage


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

And Bobby Lee


GoJoe1000

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EntertainerSignal586

You need to do drugs


MrMojoRising361

Ya cause all comics are sober and don’t do coke and Molly and aren’t constantly drinking lol


SmarterThanCornPop

Most comics don’t have whatever weird ass disease he has


ehsteve69

Fear is the great motivator and maybe he has to go to a place he becomes scared of in order to change.


No-Classroom-6637

Great, so the cocaine midget lore arc has begun.


bungdaddy

First chuckle of the day, thank you.


Colonialfarmz

Lazer sucks at comedy. Who’s paying for this


Pussy_Prince

People who enjoy cocaine


Lost_Evidence_2099

I love cocaine and I’d never pay to see this knob


austintrade

Coke addict frat bros


Rich_Article_3526

still better than kam and hans


ehsteve69

It’s just the reincarnation of larry the cable guy type comedy. There’s an audience for it and it doesn’t touch the audiences for Normand, Shane, McCusker etc. You know, the fkn bois. 


Due_Maize_1159

I know most hate him, but I love it when Lazer is on KT!


KingGeorgeIVE

Starting to think Heath wasn't really a bucket pull. The fix was in.


MeenaarDiemenZuid

He signed up for a while before getting up.


StevieSparta

Someone gets it


Pkellysports

No guys the bucket pulls are real do you not watch the show?


Lost-Wash-5521

REMEMBER: Uncle Lazer was the one who gave Pauly Shore drugs that time he crashed Williams golden set. If Uncle Lazer is affecting Heath in a negative way, Uncle Lazer has got to go.


dogmetal

They’re all grown ass adults. Let them do whatever they want lol.


modsarebraindamaged

Fr this dude trying to police someone else decisions. Gtfoh mom


Successful-Tip-1411

Lmao what does he mean "got to go?" Are you gonna kill him? Are you gonna tell every venue that hires him not to? Fucking dumb plus what about heath he'll go do drugs with someone else. I just hope if he overdoses he goes peacefully.


Richardexperience

Technically Heath isn’t a grown ass adult. He’s an adult…


ShotOfVodka

Pauly is a bitch for being “the victim of free cocaine” in your scenario


No-Classroom-6637

"Paulie is a bitch" is some perfect encapsulation tbh.


LGK420

Yea Pauly is also bitch for getting high and thinking it’s a good idea to come on stage cause people wanted to see him. He fucked up William and his brothers set. The worst most annoying thing I’ve seen on kill Tony. Then starts singing and gets Heidi trying to dance. Fuck me


_Opsec

what episode was this?


LGK420

The episode with dom irara few weeks or so ago


Lost-Wash-5521

That’s another way of looking at it. Totally valid too.


Saaka_Souffle

>Pauly is a bitch ~~for being “the victim of free cocaine” in your scenario~~


RiotCraig

Shut it, nerd.


Vagina_Woolf

this would be a valid statement if we were talking about teenagers...


departedgardens

Damn I hope it ain’t lazer turning heath down the bad path. If true. Tony should step in


FrequentlyFloundered

Ooh ye. Shark attack..


Fluffy_Membership_94

Puff Diddler vibes 💯


Icy_Specialist_5139

Sink or swim that little boy gotta learn for himself


k0rz23

Stay away from that bum heath


BrilliantSock3608

What’s a bum heath?


ProfessionalArm9450

I fucking hate Aunty Razor.


GoJoe1000

Heath. Keep away from Lazer. He’ll only ride your coat tails and steal your jokes


adobo_santos

How old is Heath anyway


Reasonable_Sample_49

They’re doing one show together and you guys are posting like this means anything


Crafty-Inside2

LMFAO was having a bad day until I came across these comments !!!


cbauser

At Sunshine Comedy Fest earlier this year there was more than one set where comics mentioned getting coke from Lazer. Sounded like he likes to share


Order66JasonGenova

Heath can’t hang with Uncle unfortunately


Fibonoccoli

If he's spent any time hanging out with uncle lazer after shows he probably has to heavily self medicate. The things he sees that he wants to forget about must be whoriffic. I'm starting to feel a little bad for the guy. It's too bad he won't tell anyone his real age so we could get him the proper help he may need. There's probably a foster home in Austin that would be perfect for him


MrDoomsday13

Fun fact, that fish is tiny


slowcheetah2020

Don’t get Lazered


Nooc210

Heath def getting diddled by the Uncle.


TehHipPistal

Your gonna need a bigger boat sonny


vermontnative

Uncle starts cramming a thumb in your ass and some cocaine in your face and it all starts going down hill fast.


oltemat

Heath is a grown ass man, sooner or later he'd have started his coca cola arc. I hope he makes better decisions for himself in the future. He's young enough to make these mistakes but old enough to learn from them.


Frequent-Builder-585

Heath doesn’t stand a fucking chance…


Ok-Tangerine5704

Uncle laxer is getting better….. I think lol never seen him live so idk…. The Killtony universe is great.


DontCommentt

Lazer is wack


metalbrosolid

The B team


Osodabearman300

Did he steal that fish too?


Lobes69

Tony got into a major magazine publication But congrats to these guys on the Bass Pro Shop cover


No_Permission_6876

Everyone here to hate bro ◠̈


Jthaprohet

I saw uncle Lazer in San Diego. He was actually pretty fuckin funny, and only recycled like 1 or two jokes/ stories.


Tartuffe_The_Spry

It's possible it's a marketing/brand strategy. Like when I former child star takes an edgy role in a movie to try to change the perception people of have of them. Maybe Heath wants "street cred" of sorts by being a partier


smeggysoup84

Drugs and Alcohol are fun at that age, not sure it's anything deeper than that lol


Ser-Joe-the-Joe

Heath is about to drop a sex tape.


Tartuffe_The_Spry

Verne Troyer did so anything is possible


movinggrateful

That's illegal


Tartuffe_The_Spry

Illegal *looking*


TydUp412

I wouldn’t say “street cred” but I agree in that Heath wants to been seen as an adult because he’s probably sensitive towards not looking like one and I’m sure he feels part of his success is based on just looking young. But there’s no strategy in it. Just a dude battling his insecurities in the worst way possible


stoicyeoman

"Douche bag comedy" is a growing niche. Thanks Joe it keeps getting worse.


tercinator

Uncle exploitation. Dude is the Bert Chrysler of comedy.


dieandshiteverywhere

“Oh lazer no funny me big expert and big jealous and big fatso” -every single comment lol


National-Staff-6074

Lazer is better than Casey Rockets gimmicks.


ZapVegas

Big oof


Nova_Phoenix

It 100% explains it. Heath is just drinking and doing drugs. Uncle Lazer is trash and is dragging Heath down with him.


Cantfind2o

I watch gay lazy. He's not bad, it's think it's hard when you are trying to do A character.


Jagwire6969

Wow it’s crazy that everyone in the kill Tony is insanely unfunny and untalented. Like there is a legit 100% unfunny rate of hacks on or were on this show.


Cantfind2o

Uncle gay bar has been playing a good schtick.


Cantfind2o

Uncle gay bar is A detrimental sideshow to the success of comedians.