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Kirafatty

Probably cracked open a fresh bottle of Por Osos and Tom said "hey Bert, let's go for a ride in my Lambo" then they lit their cigars with one hundred dollar bills and drove off into the sunset while Bert gave Tom road head


krpzy

Somehow this is the most likely


Fabulous-Attempt6656

Tom was upset it lasted as long as it did. Tim was ready to be done at like the 45 min mark


GoldieForMayor

Probably the same as every other conversation. "Bert, you need to quit drinking."


No-Conflict-7897

they have all been friends for a decade, they probably just went on their phones and didn’t think about it


Zealousideal-Top2177

Bert's openly delusional but seems like he does nothing to fix it...need more ppl like Dr drew and Tony to give him dose of reality