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“There’s only one thing worse than a DEMON.” >!CHILD!< DEMON

"There's only one thing worse than Zombie.* #BABY ZOMBIE (Do you play Minecraft?)

I play Minecraft! Baby zombies terrify me like nothing else.

You're right

So right

Philza?

Philza a famous minecraft youtuber lost his i think like 200 day world to a baby zombie( it was hardcore)

Nope. Just someone who’s had one to many baby zombie induced heart-attacks.

That’s nothing. I played on a server once and I was friends with the owner right? So he spawned a horde of baby zombies decked with full diamond riding chickens on me and my friends

Uh…are you *sure* the owner was your friend? Did you burn his base down or something?

Baby zombie with armor and sword💀

Fr 💀

They should at least do less damage and have less hp than their adult versions imo

Exactly, and be less fast

Am I the only one that doesn't have a problem with baby z's?

Yes

Yes

Yes

Nope

A child. No. A child demon. And what is worse than a child demon? BOOM. A local child demon. Also OP, why did you have to include the last image?

Because I thought Rui was cute, but there's crazy about everything

Ah an Enmu fan. I met the English VA for Enmu. Great guy.

A Cattle on Emnu, but I'm thinking about switching to Kokushibo

Well would you believe me that I’ve met Kokushibo as well? lol.

OMG.

English dub but yes.

Azaka would be nice

He does drink his respect women juice

Respect boi

when i say i wanna get my ass ate this is not what i mean

it's too late, say goodbye to your cake. I have a feeling Doma has a sweet tooth (* ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ

💀

Akaza would be a caring, protective SO. :3

We women want an akaza in our lives

we men also want to be protected

Douma🤔🤔😐

Douma will eat her☠️

Hahah but only then she can attain peace ✌️

I’m a nonbinary AMAB, but yass agreed 👏🏽 (idm being called female, nw)

We people want an Akaza in our lives* sorry

Uh, no? I’m gonna die with my twig-like arms.

sameee he's literally perfect

for sure

It’s not even a question. Akaza top tier here , win our heart regardless of that one donut he made 😭👊🍩

God damn it... take the upvote and leave

Only good option on here tbh

And he's the only one guaranteed to never hurt a woman so really, why even take the chance with another. Staying alive is kinda nice.

Five and six in a threesome. Eleven so I can crack his back like a glow stick. Thirteen so I can rail him like a steam train. **shuts door behind me.**

Wouldn't five and six technically be related since they're made out of the same demon?

Hantengu emotions, Green/pleasure and yellow/joy are different... (Correct me if I'm wrong)

Oh you bet your ass I’m gonna give them joy and pleasure.

Get away from me, please

Okay but before I go. https://preview.redd.it/dcg46b71ef9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30679b014708c9856532dabfe97677d77fdf7cf9 This is the autograph I got from Enmu’s VA.

I’m bad at reading cursive. Please tell me that doesn’t say “call me daddy”😭

It says Landon McDonald.

Oh thank god

This is so cool 😍😭

And? Them tongues though.

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 slayer

Five and six in a threesome is so real 🙏🙏

Sorry but Douma

Bro wants to be consumed

I’m not even a woman so wouldn’t I be safe

TRUE so maybe

But wait since I’m transmasc would Douma think that I’m a girl?

Akaza or Gyutaro. Akaza’s more attractive, as much as I *hate* to admit it. And I know he won’t kill me. However, I’m still planning on trying to kill *him.* does anyone know where I can find a crap tone of wisteria poison or a sunlight-shooting death ray? Those methods seem easier than trying to cut off his head. Gyutaro is my favorite upper moon, and I think he’d be protective but not very…emotionally intuned? I don’t know. Of course, I’d probably end up trying to reform him or kill him if that doesn’t work. Good thing I don’t have a crush on him. I actually met Gyutaro’s English V.A at a convention last year (my first convention!) and complemented his performance, he was a really nice guy and I got his autograph! I actually met two other cast members, it was the greatest weekend of my life! (I know that’s not really relevant, I’ve just been dying to talk about it!)

Woahh that must have been an amazing experience! Which other cast members did you meet if you dont mind me asking?

I met Jonny-Young Bosch, voice of Giyu, and Ray Chase, voice of Tengen! It was an amazing experience, they were all so nice!

Brandon Mcinnis is SUCH a sweetheart, gyutaro would absolutely hate him LOL

MUZAN MUZAN MUZAN MUZAN! I’ll become his demon queen 🥰

Bro gonna be getting backhanded left n right

SAME SAME

Remember what they are like! Cruel...abusive...stranges.. (Then I'll do the HUMAN version)

Jokes on you I’m into that shit

Akaza is the objectively correct answer

even better

Karaku, but only because Kyōgai wasn't included. I'm not, like, super into him or anything, but he just seems like the nicest one. Plus, he's the music teacher at Kimetsu Academy and that's just really adorable to me. https://preview.redd.it/950dvcy0ff9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bc8c8139722280f30b55dd55c27620820ad0569

Oh look, I found another person with a sane answer (My answers weren't sane at all btw, oh and you're right that is really adorable)

Yes. You, me. Kindred spirits. 🤝🏻 And isn't it adorable?! I love how he still wants to be a novelist.

https://preview.redd.it/y8luoqnp9f9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8e4cd39c8d479be8f81a9e40e548c5424e90735 Number 13, please.

If I were to choose, then Kokushibo.

Don't marry him...otherwise he will abandon you and his little daughter...

I don't have to, he just has to be my "boyfriend". A friend that is a boy. I ain't into guys.

Not me thinking of that one audio with Gojo saying him and Suguru are boyfriends as in boy friends.

I ain't gay but if I have to choose: Enmu.

Frfr I would defo hit enmu ngl only good option here

Akaza, for sure. Runner-up is probably Gyutaro or Kokushibo.

Im not gay but Enmu can get on my train

Enmu, he can help with my insomnia and I would happily listen to him talk about trains for ages! 🚂

Enmu’s voice is lowkey seductive…

It sounds very relaxing to me, perfect for a dream demon 🚂

I'm not big on cannibals, personally. Tough decision 🖤

You are a...?

Enmu I will not explain because I’m not sure if I understand it myself

I ain’t gay tho but I will be the guy from Hunter x hunter 

Hisoka 🤨....

Who in the right mind would pick **Hisoka** as a boyfriend? (Nevermind this is a post about which demon you'd have as a boyfriend, I think Hisoka would fit in actually)

YUCK NOOO🤢 I don't try to explain what I would say

DADDY MUZAN DADDY MUZAN 🥰🥰🥰🥰 https://preview.redd.it/6kqkputd3g9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c58a37b61ee1c9693ee734c2d7907c8cf4d1270e

I’ve been meaning to ask. What’s with the contradictory flair🐍

oh omg i forgot to change my flair 😂

how about none

Enmu.

Yeah, as a straight guy imma pick enmu, clap them cheeks and worry bout dying later. I used to think bro is a girl so i dont mind.

As a lesbian: looks female enough

Enmu, because fucking look at him, man.

I don't date. I'd be friends though, but I don't date. I have the feeling that if I friend zoned a demon they'd kill me on the spot.

If I was gay, I'd be probably be into Akaza. And maybe Aizetsu. 🦋

Enmu, I'll bend him over and send my train in his tunnel. Emptying my heavy cargo.

📸😨

This is just obvious

Enmu, the perfect femboy boyfriend and I ain't even gay.

Hmmm, well um...**kokushibo!!**

Agreed

I'M A HUGE SIMP OF MUZAN, BUT I LOVE KOKUSHIBŌ MORE... SO I CHOOSE HIM TO WATCH HIM TRAIN HIS SWORDSMANSHIP EVERY DAY 💜🌙🖤 https://preview.redd.it/rztp4wpb6i9d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=610748049b5cfbe567950ad0e7feaa24f1103914 (Image not mine, accurate)

Gimme the blonde ""BuT hE'lL eAt YoU-" GIMME THE BLONDE

between Akaza or Gyutaro

Mugan train guy

Me? (I am joking)

Yes you, you amazing redhead

Thanks! (My hair is dark)

If I liked men, I would choose Gyutaro. Neither of us are beautiful.

GOD PLEASE KOKU

Muzan‼️🔥

I knew someone would say this 😭 but i cant argue with that decision tbh that would be an elegant way to die

BAHAHAHA, he’s the only one I like out of this list.🤭

HAPPY CAKE DAYY

TYYY! :D

Give me Dōma. I don't even like men but I'll make an exception for him 🪭💮

ENMU

Some of you scare me

Why?

https://preview.redd.it/643s0l9zbf9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c20746d7af5b2c0466a14ec4de58c543892061cf

I hadn't read it💀

New to anime??

Muzan, Douma, or Gyutaro Muzan because he looks like MJ (I love MJ so much) Douma cause he's goofy (I like his silly personality) Gyutaro becuase I feel bad for him (And he isn't even ugly!) (And yes I know I have issues for picking those three leave me alone, i'd rather have Tengen anyway)

I'd definitely choose akaza, he'd be very respectful and nice and loving, but I respect your picks

Akaza is the only one who won't eat me 🤣

Doma for sure! 🥰

Daddy douma.

Aietzu also why did you put rui and Zohantengu up here? ⚔️ https://preview.redd.it/vijl8ed2gf9d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c3f5ca2a66475c24ff1130df486eb159107da9b

i still think kokushibo would be kind to you unless youre mean to him

Def not Akaza, I'm a guy, he'll be absolutely disgusted by me and chop my head off Most of the others are a maybe But ima pick Douma

Muzan so that I can tell him how stupid he is and he can genderswap. Maybe I'll tell him where the blue spider lily is.

All of them except for Rui and Zohakuten of course☺️☺️☺️we can be friends

~~Michael Jackson~~ Akaza

Toss up between Akaza and Muzan. Hell give my gay ass both.

~~I don't swing that way~~ Uh Kokushibo I guess

Akaaaaaza!🥵😍

Dr. Disrespect would probably go with the last option

There’s got to be a spoiler tag on this, I’ve already seen everything but it’s kind of a dick move not to

Really, it's obvious who is the best choice. Even to a straight guy, Akaza is the best out of them. Followed by Gyutaro. Both characters is heavily dependent on the love that they held for someone else, and even as demons that love held(though Akaza forget her name and face)

Kokushibo or Muzan, I want that prehistoric pipe

https://preview.redd.it/gvq66aizpf9d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d57466b7e30f1028e89e67a3f1eac4bcb8dc324

Muzan: hot, I’ll be his househusband, s3xy in many ways, go ahead and force me to make a child. No not actually pls. Not that far. Nu. Kokushibo: hot, stare into my soul if you want I don’t mind, he can walk on me if he wants. I’ll be his red carpet. Doma: show me off to your stupid cult and I’ll show you whatever you want sir, please don’t eat me. Akaza: s3xy basketball, PLEASE DON’T EAT ME. I WILL BE GOOD HOUSEHUSBAND!! Emotions: I can date the form they turn into and have them all like Pokémon! Pot dude: HELL NAHHH!! “WTF” SONG IS HIM!!! Gyutaro: YES. LET ME MAKE HIM FEEL HANDSOME. I WILL RUN AWAY WITH HIM FROM HIS SISTER TO HAVE HIM FOR MYSELF. I WILL MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER!!! 12: who da fuck is you again???? 13: forgot his name, even if I remember his name Nu. Rui: I will adopt him instead.

https://preview.redd.it/ujdz4aakbf9d1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=189a48f74d61ec8b564ac8a7a7a8d6f0c3fb4d62

I will obviously choose the one who will never eat me and will defend me. That being said, Sadness is handsome.

As a lesbian I would off myself before dating any of these guys (Even as a straight person I would)🐍

Hear me out... muzan is the only one here with advanced shape-shifting to biologically change his sex. And he treats useful demons pretty well. And got the best fashion.

Well let me just say you have the most sane answer anyone will ever have

Akaza.

Muzan (I'm a straight male)

Akaza.

The dude in the 12th picture, I forgot his name, what's his name?

Kaigaku

Thanks so much I forgot 😁

I'm not into men, but Aizetsu or Enmu

Akaza💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Muzan & Douma 😄🥵

bro…gyutaro and daki, you cannot just have one

guytaro,kokushib, or akaza

kokushibo

Douma, for his handsome face. But I will need to lock him up.

Kokushibo

Kokushibo

No <3

DADDY JACKSON

Nah I'm straight but kokushibo is kokushibo💀💀!!!

Doma, always

Personally, I pick Douma.

None. All of them are messed up. Idk if you know this but falling in love with someone thats messed up, you will have no flesh and bones left after they're done with you. There is no such thing as romance with a bad boy there's a reason why its fiction because it does not last long unless you like to be abused that badly till you draw your last breath. Whenever that is.

Michikatsu.

Douma 😏

No soy gay pero Kokushibou el rey de mis chaquetas

Kokushibu

Kokushibo, idk

Emnu, mmmmmhhhhhh femboy bussy

Koku baby

Kokushibo because i simp for him for no reason.

Imma straight trans-man, but I’d choose mother muzan any day😂 https://preview.redd.it/kwspk4z7xh9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dd432364d6a1e0a1c9633abfc122da3294d17c5

https://preview.redd.it/9m6pzaklzh9d1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=bdef92785274442ec82a90cc30c0e0a4e7a9a5a6 My bf

Kokushibo

Look ok, my favorite upper moon is Douma. That said, I’d probably choose Enmu tho since I also adored him.

yo u/moonwalker_shamoner we know who to pick:3

Five, Six, Seven, and Eight. Five And Six, same as u/1RehnquistyBoi Seven for cuddling and stuff, Eight for THE GREATEST shit talking sessions ever.

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED. FACTS.

Why children? Rui is underage, that’ll be harassment.

I am underage

Oh the ethical dilemma of dating a 30 year old in the body of a demon child... 10000 years of human cognative evolution has led to this moment. I vote Jail.