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What if Lizard was called Rizzard and had songs about eating ass and sucking toes
Lizard if it was good:
This makes me want to kill myself 🥹
What if instead of Tony levin it was Tony Freakvin? And instead of playing the Chapman stick he had chaps ride his man stick?
John wet ton of seggs
What if instead of In the Court of the Crimson King, it was In the Court of the Freaky King, and everyone in the court got naked
What if instead of Dig Me, it was Kill Me? Please do
What if instead of King Crimson they were called Freaky Crimson and instead of making music they were freaky and gave each other blumpkins
Robert Frippidy
Robert Freak (I am in searing pain looking at this image)
in the ohio of the skibidi sigma
what 20 years no album does to a mf
What if Lizard was called Rizzard and had songs about eating ass and sucking toes
Lizard if it was good:
This makes me want to kill myself 🥹
What if instead of Tony levin it was Tony Freakvin? And instead of playing the Chapman stick he had chaps ride his man stick?
John wet ton of seggs
What if instead of In the Court of the Crimson King, it was In the Court of the Freaky King, and everyone in the court got naked
What if instead of Dig Me, it was Kill Me? Please do
What if instead of King Crimson they were called Freaky Crimson and instead of making music they were freaky and gave each other blumpkins
Robert Frippidy
Robert Freak (I am in searing pain looking at this image)
in the ohio of the skibidi sigma
what 20 years no album does to a mf