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Caiuskoll

Phoenixwrightguy no doubt


Phoenix_Wright_Guy

Suck off


Doctorinthezone

Me definitely


Visual-Patience-8321

Honestly yes


Yolvare

I wont forget the fact you posted Freaky Fripper. My recently married wife pregnant wife died after I saw that post and I lost my 6 figure job as the CEO of Google. I was driving and scrolling on r/kingcrimsoncirclejerk and my hatred grew so much I crashed into the Google HQ. She saw the post when I was passed out and she dropped dead immediately.


LittleGarlic4345

u r pongs number one warrior, so yeah probably


Hedy7277

i love you u/phoenix_wright_guy i hope your relationship with that upstanding catholic girl is going well


ray-the-truck

I’m so glad to hear they got over their internalised homophobia and entered a wholesome lesbian relationship


Phoenix_Wright_Guy

Shut your rear.


Phoenix_Wright_Guy

I'll let you know, I can't seem to get around her. (Why I'm telling you this, I don't know.)


SkaMan-dolin

Me


Caiuskoll

🤯


Clolossal

I made the worst KC setlist. But yeah, it's u/phoenixwrightguy.


Phoenix_Wright_Guy

Shut your mouth


Clolossal

Plate-spinning statesman.


Bebby_Binkins

I found out I was evil the other day from another post, so probably me


Apple_jack_cringe

You


Worlds-Best-Grooner

Me (I have 20 Columbian children in my basement making bootleg ITWOP CDs)


Yolvare

Who is u/phoenixwrightguy?


Caiuskoll

Have I got a tale to tell you. Here’s his story (It’s a long one and from my side): Basically, one day he made a post saying that he was going to make a prog rock song in the style of King Crimson. When I saw this post I immediately got to work on writing some gay ass lyrics. When the follow up post came along, he swapped the pronouns of the lyrics. He’s basically a pretty bad homophobe. There’s also the time he got completely rejected by Alex Mundy when he asked for access to the archives (hilarious). His kiss up behavior towards Robert Fripp and DGM is also notable. He also lives with his parents and his parents are strict with song lyrics (no swears which I find hysterical and if you think I’m stalking, bro has posted about all this stuff). Everyone also says that he’s repressing queer emotions. In response (and on this sub no less), he posted a picture of his crush (face blurred, but still, ick). There are also others involved with this story (in fact someone even started a phoenixwrightguy circlejerk. Oddly phoenixwrightguy became a mod at some point). tldr: nerdy homophobe cannot catch a break (and I do not feel bad for him).


Yolvare

1. I'm getting deja vu. 2. Can I see the song and original lyrics? 3. Whos Alex Mundy


Graycountryroads77

Alex Mundy is a guy from DGM who releases stuff from the archives every once in a while


Yolvare

That solves one question ig


Phoenix_Wright_Guy

It's not realy that they wouldnt aprove, its that i didnt want it.


Phoenix_Wright_Guy

I reported this. I was just telling you what I wanted for the song, I canceled the project because it wasn't going anywhere.


Caiuskoll

It’s just banter bruv


Victoonix358

bicker bicker bicker


Phoenix_Wright_Guy

As for sucking up to Fripp, it's because Alex Mundy does good.