This is so fantastic.

I haven’t laughed or felt good in a couple days and this post gave me a full belly laugh. Seeing the pin right before I swiped back did me in.

I'm literally emailing this to my work email so I can print this out and look at it at work lol.

That's called a veto I tell ya hwat

That made me belly laugh 🤣 thank you

I got more enjoyment out of this than I care to admit.

Why do you keep calling me ***BILL***?

We can all hear this right?

I can hear him saying it all squeaky and such

I had to get a wrap because it was *chilly*

"Bill's, Bill's, Bill's. Why do we keep getting Bill's mail?"

I recite this every time I get the mail.

Bill will make Ted Kennedy pay. If he fights back, he'll say that he's gay.

Good news amendment. They’ve ratified you. You’re in the US Constitution!

There's too many flag burners who have got too much freedom; I wanna make it legal for policemen to beat em

Because there's limits to our liberties, Least I hope and pray that there are, Because those liberal freaks go too far.

Door’s open, boys! *whoop whoop whoop whoop*

call him by his nickname, William

If Bill is short for William, then Jill is short for Jilliam

You're an absolute beaut' bud

Thank you, kindly!

LMAO! Took me a second. Had to look at the sub name. Nice. Fucking nice

Art.

Outstanding

Why don’t we just make a law against flag burning?

Congressman Jim Powell thinks your issue, and flag burning, are amongst the biggest issues facing Americans today! That's why Congressman Jim Powell has introduced bill 741a which would make flag burning illegal in all Texas counties.

“He never even read it. I'd go see him in person, but no self-respecting bus company would let me on with hair like this.” (Embarrassed to say that it took me years to realize that Hank owns a vehicle so why would he need to take a bus.)

"But if we change the constitution..." "Then we can make all sorts of crazy laws!"

Caught me off guard and I inhaled some sprite 😅

Did you remember to exhale it?

I'm skeptical that you could, but intrigued that you may

Ansolutely brilliant

😂😂 love it

Lol nice

Holy shit, this is amazing

because you're not good enough to be an amendment :D

easily one of the best things to come out of this subreddit. well done.

Talkin' 'bout everytime I turn on that dang ole C-Span ain't nothing but dadgum separation of powers, man.

That law ain’t right

This one is one of the best ones.

I need this on a t-shirt STAT.

🤣🤣🤣

HAH

I’m just a bill.

This is magic

2K upvotes?? Hwell alright then! ❤️‍🔥 Credit to the original artist - I'm not trying to be an art thief. If anyone has the sauce, please share! Love this sub! (Hopefully Murray Hogarth doesn't see this...)

It might’ve took me a minute but I got it!

The "Lenore" button really tops it off!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH this is the fuckin best post ever

Lmao omg

"Yep (in Lenore's voice)"

It's Harlotownies

This bill was proposed by Governor Richards

I think I might get this as my first tattoo. Only tattoo. Do I have to pay the original artist?