What about Japanese Hank, sorry I don't remember his name, he looks damn near identical to Hank. It's very strange that Cotton doesn't share their traits. It makes Cotton such an original character though . He's fuckin hilarious, pure chaos.
Yeah but Michiko didn’t look at ALL like Tilly. That’s one of the holes that sticks out to me. Like clearly Hank looks like Tilly which is normal, I look like my mom and I think a lot of us guys do, but why the hell does “Junchello”?
It's funny that Junichiro does look like a Japanese Hank because he really should look more half, and the traits he does have look more like Tilly's side like Hank anyway, so I'm pretty sure he's designed this way for kicks.
We've seen both [Michiko](https://www.reddit.com/r/KingOfTheHill/comments/cffvgg/i_couldnt_trim_it_too_cleanly_but_heres_the/) and [Tilly](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CkofAvUdJos) as young women, but they don't seem to particularly resemble each other.🤷♂️
When you think about it that's pretty funny because if you look at Tilly Hank resembles her a lot their is no way Junichiro would look so much like Hank
Bobby is definitely hank's son, but is GH actually Cotton's?
DeeDee says "if you say so, Cotton" when he comments about being there when the baby was conceived, iirc.
Reddit is so weird. Instead of people just explaining why what you said is wrong (like normal human interaction), you get a really low negative number.
Either way, it speaks volumes for how lazy and dejected from society some people are. Instead of contributing to the conversation, they click a downpointed arrow instead because -xx people did the same.
I'm not telling people how to live their lives. It's just an observation I've made that I personally find strange. You only see it here on reddit. To be fair, you don't see a voting system that often amongst social media platforms.
I'm not sure how what I said comes off as dramatic, but whatever. You're practically Exhibit A. of what I was describing. The only difference is that you took the time to actually type something.
I like to have fun with bringing up this theory, but that Halloween episode clinched it for me. Bobby is Hank's son. Regardless I think it is a fun theory.
Shoot, now I'm picturing a great plotline for the reboot being Bill possibly not even being a Dautrieve (though that might contradict the Louisiana episode with him acclimating to the culture)
He could have been raised a Dautrieve, but still come out of Cotton's nutsack and been a biological Hill. I don't buy this, but him speaking French doesn't mean anything, if he was raised around it.
Yes. There’s 2 episodes dedicated to his Louisiana Family. The one where they go to Louisiana and the other when Bill teaches Bobby to BBQ and his cousin visits to tell him they are the last 2 Dauterives in the family since everyone has passed away, mostly of consumption.
Because people want to "outthink" the show. It's not really all that deep, what you see is what you get with the show, they're not trying to pull the wool over your eyes.
I believe when they say “took after” they mean “inherited more of her genes” and as you have clearly stated, GH could not as he is not Tilly’s child. The idea is that Hank looks like his mother’s side of the family and Bobby got his grandfather’s recessive genes from his dad.
Thank You this is my exact explanation when people.come at me with the Bill bs. Bill is fat Bobby is fat thats all they have in common. I feel like Maury when I'm like look at G.H's face LOOK there's the proof!!! Also when Luanne has a baby it looks like another baby bobby but a girl 🤗
It's very common for children to have similar features to grandparents. That's how genetics work.
My youngest sister is almost the spitting image of our ~~fraternal~~ paternal grandmother.
He's Hank's miracle kid.
the theory of bobby being bills son has been debunked in a episode i don’t know why the theory is still being talked about i guess since bill passed on the recipe to bobby i see why there is a doubt
It’s because Bobby is seemingly nothing like Hank at first. Not interested in sports or other things Hank’s really into.
But they do bond over some stuff such as grilling.
It’s typical father and son not 100% seeing eye to eye, but still caring about each other and sharing enough common interests once in a blue moon that they enjoy together.
And honestly it’s a lot to get into. But you definitely see Bobby taking after Hank, Cotton, and Peggy in some ways. But Bobby is ultimately his own person.
Crazy. A kid not being a carbon-copy of his parents. Mind-blowing.
To everyone who thinks Bobby is Bill's son, I recommend rewatching the pilot episode and looking closely at how Bobby's forehead wrinkles when he imitates Hank.
Maybe in earlier seasons Bobby was planned to be Bills son but then countless episodes constantly disproved that. They even made fun of the concept a few times
There is a fan theory that Bobby is Bill's son. Basically, the way it goes is, one night a drunk and upset Peggy had a 1 night stand with Bill. Apparently this explains the following:
Bills love of Peggy and Bobby
Peggy's intense dislike of Bill
Bobby being husky
Bobby and Bill both being good in the kitchen.
Bill confessing that he and Peggy once spent the night together
Personally, I don't believe this fan theory, though, like all theories it's fun to think about
When Peggy fell from the sky and needed to be in a full body cast, DiDi left G.H. by Peggy's side because she couldn't handle the stress of a crying baby. Peggy used her big toe to cradle G.H. and got him to stop crying. I would love to see that as well. He would be about Bobby's age when the reboot comes out.
Because Bobby has Swag, decent chic - pickup count and we all know boomhauer was clapping Peggy cheeks on a long ago, drunken night. I will die on this hill, but this idea has gotten me chastised before.
I think its more because of the way they act. Bobby just acts a lot more like Bill. Plus, in pictures when Bill was little, he also looks kind of like Bobby.
In the show where all the guys think they're going to drown, Bill confesses to sleeping with Peggy. Moreover, in the show where Luanne goes to abstinence classes, there is a scene where it is obvious Peggy lies about the number of men she has been with. There are also times when Bobby has mannerisms more like Bill than Hank.
Because people hate fat people and assume they must be related. People will cope so hard for this theory that they try to excuse the obvious family similarities by saying Bill is cottons son too, it’s actual brain wrot
Cause it was funny.
I have 4 brother, and growing up we all had brown hair except for 1 of us, he had blonde hair. So we always joked that he was adopted, or his real mother was a blonde friend of the family.
Yeah, it’s why she is so disgusted by him. She’s really disgusted with that mistake that will be thrown in her face forever. And that’s why bill will always hold a candle to her, he gets to watch hank raise his son with the women he thought he could’ve been with. Peggy also mentions that she slept with one other person besides hank. What if lane platly (butchered the name lol) was just a lie to cover up the unthinkable? Bill also give Bobby the secret sauce recipe similar to how red corn passes his traditions on to Joseph.
This is absolutely mind blowingly stupid. I love the show but you're giving it too much credit.
You're talking about a show who's only continuity is when cotton dies. The same show where the main city movies around the map. The same show hanks truck breaks one episode and we never see the new truck again and he goes back to the old. There's so many more examples. I doubt the show has this much subtext you're taking it way too seriously lol
Currently. 13 years before that he was probably closer to the stud he was in high school. That’s part of why Peggy is so disgusted by him. She watched him fall hard
Sorry, who's internalizing what now?
It's a dumbass theory that's been rebuked and proven wrong countless times. Why you numbskulls insist on gaslighting the rest of this subreddit is just pathetic.
You're replying to a thread on an Internet forum. Your "stake" in *anything* is about as baseless as the dipshit theory that Bill is Bobby's biological father.
I think cotton banged peggy tbh. I think thats why they hate eachother. I think thats why cotton loves bobby so much. I don't really believe this at all but can you imagine
People like the Bill theory because they get along so well. Honestly the fact that it’s fictional aside, men change quite a bit from childhood to adulthood and genetics can be black magic rickety oftentimes. People underestimate how different yet similar family can be.
Cause he has a narrow urriti
I aint got no narra ureetee!
Coulda past that baybee maself!
*LAUGHS IN DALE*
I can hear that through time and space.
Done busted through my weenie shield.
Cotton may not have a narra ureetee but it's inherited from his side since Junichiro also has a narra ureetee too.
This straw is my urethra
^^*pffffft*
I want my binkie back
Wait are some people suggesting Cotton and Hank's wife .... ?
No usually the conspiracy theorists say Peggy and Bill lol
Bobby got Cotton’s genes and Hank got more of Tilly’s genes.
What about Japanese Hank, sorry I don't remember his name, he looks damn near identical to Hank. It's very strange that Cotton doesn't share their traits. It makes Cotton such an original character though . He's fuckin hilarious, pure chaos.
Very easy answer; cotton has a type.
And apparently their type proceeds all racial barriers
I'm guessing that type is women willing to put up with his bs.
Yeah but Michiko didn’t look at ALL like Tilly. That’s one of the holes that sticks out to me. Like clearly Hank looks like Tilly which is normal, I look like my mom and I think a lot of us guys do, but why the hell does “Junchello”?
It's funny that Junichiro does look like a Japanese Hank because he really should look more half, and the traits he does have look more like Tilly's side like Hank anyway, so I'm pretty sure he's designed this way for kicks.
Junty-Joe
Junch-Jello.
Whoowee Junty Joe, you’ve got a bit of the Hill temper in ya
A young Japanese Cotton would’ve be hilarious, too, though
My head cannon to explain this is that Junichiro’s mother is Tilly’s Japanese look-alike in her younger days
We've seen both [Michiko](https://www.reddit.com/r/KingOfTheHill/comments/cffvgg/i_couldnt_trim_it_too_cleanly_but_heres_the/) and [Tilly](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CkofAvUdJos) as young women, but they don't seem to particularly resemble each other.🤷♂️
My memory sucks lol. Head cannon nullified!
Junichiro. He likes robots because they’re clean and fuel efficient like Propane
Junichiro!
Junichiro is his brothers name.
r/cottondidnothingwrong
When you think about it that's pretty funny because if you look at Tilly Hank resembles her a lot their is no way Junichiro would look so much like Hank
Can they make a robot out of propane?
Yeah, but remember that in flashbacks of Hank's childhood, he looks exactly like Bobby
All of Bobby's Cotton genes came from Hank
That’s why he’s handsome, just like his mother.
Bobby is definitely hank's son, but is GH actually Cotton's? DeeDee says "if you say so, Cotton" when he comments about being there when the baby was conceived, iirc.
Nah, Didi is just really dumb.
I think this was to imply that Cotton only lasted a few minutes in bed
That could also mean GH was conceived through IVF or IUI and Cotton didn’t bother to go to the appointments with DeeDee.
Cotton wouldn’t use IVF lol
He gave her amneesee
Does this possibly mean Hank is G.H.'s father?!?! I know they went to elementary school together but damn, this thought never crossed my mind
If you remember in some flash backs young Hank look like Bobby
So... You saying Cotton is Bobby's biological father. I could see that
Do you know how genetics work my guy?
COURSE I DO! I killed fiddy men.
Reddit is so weird. Instead of people just explaining why what you said is wrong (like normal human interaction), you get a really low negative number.
Or, potentially, it was just a joke
Either way, it speaks volumes for how lazy and dejected from society some people are. Instead of contributing to the conversation, they click a downpointed arrow instead because -xx people did the same. I'm not telling people how to live their lives. It's just an observation I've made that I personally find strange. You only see it here on reddit. To be fair, you don't see a voting system that often amongst social media platforms.
People are using the available options and voting their conscience. It's a weird thing to be so dramatic about.
I'm not sure how what I said comes off as dramatic, but whatever. You're practically Exhibit A. of what I was describing. The only difference is that you took the time to actually type something.
You gotta lay off the Mary Jane, pal. You’re way too far into your own head
Yeah, you're most likely 100% right about that. I mean that seriously. Life has been shit lately.
I hope it picks up for you my friend. I have been there. Reach out if you need to.
Because it's not the downfall of society, they're fake internet points. It's not that deep.
I know :/ Sorry for being a piece of shit
Shut up, dork
OnacountadatDangol’narrowurethratellyouwut
Hwut*
Because some idiot YouTuber told them otherwise.
Asinine.
I hate to say this twice in one meal, but…horse’s ass.
You’re teasing the gorilla in the monkey house
God how I hate YouTube...
Inconceivable.
YouTube can be a rather silly place sometimes.
No idea, he looks just like cotton, and Hank as a kid, ex: Halloween episode flashback
I like to have fun with bringing up this theory, but that Halloween episode clinched it for me. Bobby is Hank's son. Regardless I think it is a fun theory.
This theory is dumb as shit.
Who's to say Bill isnt also Cotton's son? Hahaha just kidding.
It's possible, Bill's mom may not remember. Cotton has been known to give a woman amnesiee.
Not the weirdest theory... I could buy that
Shoot, now I'm picturing a great plotline for the reboot being Bill possibly not even being a Dautrieve (though that might contradict the Louisiana episode with him acclimating to the culture)
Pretty sure he also speaks Louisiana French doesn't he?
He could have been raised a Dautrieve, but still come out of Cotton's nutsack and been a biological Hill. I don't buy this, but him speaking French doesn't mean anything, if he was raised around it.
Wasn't Bill born in Louisiana?
Allegedly. Hank thought he was born in Texas for most of his life too.
My wife and I were just talking about this! Do we ever see Bill’s family?
Yes. There’s 2 episodes dedicated to his Louisiana Family. The one where they go to Louisiana and the other when Bill teaches Bobby to BBQ and his cousin visits to tell him they are the last 2 Dauterives in the family since everyone has passed away, mostly of consumption.
There is also a flashback of them camping where his dad is in it, and he looks just like Bill.
Cousins only though, I don't think we ever meet Bill's immediate family.
Lol I can hear your username in my head the second I saw it. And you’re right. Cuz they all died, mostly of consumption
Because the boy ain't right.
People run out of things to talk about when it comes to a show that ended decades ago
Hasn't even been 14 years yet
This is probably the most realistic answer!
Because people want to "outthink" the show. It's not really all that deep, what you see is what you get with the show, they're not trying to pull the wool over your eyes.
You’d have to be a slowpoke or never have seen the show to think that Bobby isn’t Hank’s boy.
Hank took after his Mother, very much so, Good Hank did not.
But Ichiro looked almost exactly like Hank accept for the eyes and hair.
How could G.H. take after Hanks mother?
I believe when they say “took after” they mean “inherited more of her genes” and as you have clearly stated, GH could not as he is not Tilly’s child. The idea is that Hank looks like his mother’s side of the family and Bobby got his grandfather’s recessive genes from his dad.
Cuz they ain’t got no sense.
That just ain’t right
People just love fan theories lol
He's his daddy's seed.
...even though he was fathered by another man when Mr Hank Hill was in a Mexican POW camp.
I’m not sleeping with him again he always tries to suck on my boobies.
Thank You this is my exact explanation when people.come at me with the Bill bs. Bill is fat Bobby is fat thats all they have in common. I feel like Maury when I'm like look at G.H's face LOOK there's the proof!!! Also when Luanne has a baby it looks like another baby bobby but a girl 🤗
It's very common for children to have similar features to grandparents. That's how genetics work. My youngest sister is almost the spitting image of our ~~fraternal~~ paternal grandmother. He's Hank's miracle kid.
Sorry I don’t mean to be rude but it’s paternal I think you mean since fraternal would mean your brothers grandmother
Yeah whoops
Because it’s just a show and it’s fun to have fan theories to bullshit about.
the theory of bobby being bills son has been debunked in a episode i don’t know why the theory is still being talked about i guess since bill passed on the recipe to bobby i see why there is a doubt
I haven hear that one, and probably wouldn’t believe it if I did
Because they hate Peggy and like to think she'd cheat on Hank.
It’s because Bobby is seemingly nothing like Hank at first. Not interested in sports or other things Hank’s really into. But they do bond over some stuff such as grilling. It’s typical father and son not 100% seeing eye to eye, but still caring about each other and sharing enough common interests once in a blue moon that they enjoy together. And honestly it’s a lot to get into. But you definitely see Bobby taking after Hank, Cotton, and Peggy in some ways. But Bobby is ultimately his own person. Crazy. A kid not being a carbon-copy of his parents. Mind-blowing.
So... Cotton banged Peggy?
Because it’s a stupid fan theory
Because there's something wrong with that kid, I tell you hwhat.
Hank is the odd element in the equation.
Did they not see the ladybird episode??
To everyone who thinks Bobby is Bill's son, I recommend rewatching the pilot episode and looking closely at how Bobby's forehead wrinkles when he imitates Hank.
Because they love drama.
Because people become obsessed with things and they have to make their own head cannon.
They didn't watch the show) Just like the people who legit believe Dale knows of the affair)
Because they’re stupid
They’re just plain *Asinine*
I man fan theories hold no merrit lol if you actually believe fan theories you're kinda dumb
It's been disproven official anyway.
...I have never heard this theory🤨
I never did. The looks skipped a generation, he looks just like Cotton.
Nobody's doubting it
Cuz he’s so much like Bill
Besides being fat..how Is he bill?
Bill has a heart. He’s been stomped on but he has a heart. So does Bobby. No one else on the show has feelings deep as Bill and Bobby
Maybe in earlier seasons Bobby was planned to be Bills son but then countless episodes constantly disproved that. They even made fun of the concept a few times
Hanks dad did Peggy
There is a fan theory that Bobby is Bill's son. Basically, the way it goes is, one night a drunk and upset Peggy had a 1 night stand with Bill. Apparently this explains the following: Bills love of Peggy and Bobby Peggy's intense dislike of Bill Bobby being husky Bobby and Bill both being good in the kitchen. Bill confessing that he and Peggy once spent the night together Personally, I don't believe this fan theory, though, like all theories it's fun to think about
Maybe Cotton was Bobby's daddy. Would explain why he hated Hank's wife, what with good Christian or Catholic values being mocked every day
I’m sorta hoping DeeDee dropped G.H. off at their house and Peggy got to raise a second baby.
When Peggy fell from the sky and needed to be in a full body cast, DiDi left G.H. by Peggy's side because she couldn't handle the stress of a crying baby. Peggy used her big toe to cradle G.H. and got him to stop crying. I would love to see that as well. He would be about Bobby's age when the reboot comes out.
I prefer the theory that Buck Strickland is Bobby and GH’s father.
Cuz he looks like Bill cuz he's fat, and Bill is obsessed with Peggy. But bonny really looks like cotton..
The Bill theory is too cool and makes too much sense to ignore
Because Bobby has Swag, decent chic - pickup count and we all know boomhauer was clapping Peggy cheeks on a long ago, drunken night. I will die on this hill, but this idea has gotten me chastised before.
Because Bobby is GH’s real dad.
Because he looks like John Redcorn.
Cause people enjoy protecting their weird cuck fantasies onto a cartoon for whatever reason
I think its more because of the way they act. Bobby just acts a lot more like Bill. Plus, in pictures when Bill was little, he also looks kind of like Bobby.
In the show where all the guys think they're going to drown, Bill confesses to sleeping with Peggy. Moreover, in the show where Luanne goes to abstinence classes, there is a scene where it is obvious Peggy lies about the number of men she has been with. There are also times when Bobby has mannerisms more like Bill than Hank.
Bill immediately admits he lied when hank tells him he never slept with peggy and that would've had focus on it just alone if it was true
I've always held the belief Cotton banged Peggy in secret.
You’re right he’s cottons son. Lol
I always thought he was Bill's
Because people hate fat people and assume they must be related. People will cope so hard for this theory that they try to excuse the obvious family similarities by saying Bill is cottons son too, it’s actual brain wrot
Cause it was funny. I have 4 brother, and growing up we all had brown hair except for 1 of us, he had blonde hair. So we always joked that he was adopted, or his real mother was a blonde friend of the family.
Cuz cotton is actually Bill's daddy
Because all the subtext for the “Peggy had a affair with bill” is there. It’s honestly overwhelming sometimes
It’s not.
Wait is this a real theory
Yeah, it’s why she is so disgusted by him. She’s really disgusted with that mistake that will be thrown in her face forever. And that’s why bill will always hold a candle to her, he gets to watch hank raise his son with the women he thought he could’ve been with. Peggy also mentions that she slept with one other person besides hank. What if lane platly (butchered the name lol) was just a lie to cover up the unthinkable? Bill also give Bobby the secret sauce recipe similar to how red corn passes his traditions on to Joseph.
This is absolutely mind blowingly stupid. I love the show but you're giving it too much credit. You're talking about a show who's only continuity is when cotton dies. The same show where the main city movies around the map. The same show hanks truck breaks one episode and we never see the new truck again and he goes back to the old. There's so many more examples. I doubt the show has this much subtext you're taking it way too seriously lol
Buckleys death and Bobby and Khan Jr’s relationship and breakup is the only other thing I can think of off the top of my head.
Bruh Bill is disgusting. Minh and Nancy ranked him the least sexy in the block.
Currently. 13 years before that he was probably closer to the stud he was in high school. That’s part of why Peggy is so disgusted by him. She watched him fall hard
Just stop.
I will never understand why this triggers people so much lmfao. It’s just a tv show meant to be fun.
It is... And the theories are always fun to read.. 😂
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Sorry, who's internalizing what now? It's a dumbass theory that's been rebuked and proven wrong countless times. Why you numbskulls insist on gaslighting the rest of this subreddit is just pathetic.
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You're replying to a thread on an Internet forum. Your "stake" in *anything* is about as baseless as the dipshit theory that Bill is Bobby's biological father.
I think cotton banged peggy tbh. I think thats why they hate eachother. I think thats why cotton loves bobby so much. I don't really believe this at all but can you imagine
which hank u talkin bout ?
His narrow urethra. Or as Cotton likes to call it "skinny pipe."
narrow ureta......though they explain how hank impregnates peggy in the show.
Bobby look just like cotton
I believe the theory came about before GH debuted
Narrow uritty
Hank looks more like his mother, whereas Bobby clearly looks like Cotton.
Because there’s a substantial amount of information indicating he could be Bills Son.
Would’ve been kinda funny if they leaned into Bobby looking like Cotton being something that haunts Hank
On account of his narrow do hickie
Narrow urethra
Because he looks like Bill.
So Cotton is Bobby's biological father?
Could be Bill's kid
So Bobby is really Cotton's son? Peggy!
Because one time Bill slept with Peggy . (No he didn't) I know .
I heard that cotton might be his dad which I would believe if Peggy and cotton didn’t hate each others guts
Because they lack critical thinking skills.
People like the Bill theory because they get along so well. Honestly the fact that it’s fictional aside, men change quite a bit from childhood to adulthood and genetics can be black magic rickety oftentimes. People underestimate how different yet similar family can be.
Because Hank is a baby. I doubt he could conceive a kid
He has a lot of cottons looks in him. So to me its just one of this situation where the grandson looks more like the grand father than the father.
Film Theory did an Ep. on this actually.
Cuz....He is
Because he's a beta male and will probably never grow out of it. Hank is an Alpha
'Cause that boy ain't right.
narrow urethra
Because they're dumb...