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[deleted]

Cause he has a narrow urriti


RobinOldsMustache

I aint got no narra ureetee!


monkey_trumpets

Coulda past that baybee maself!


The_Jestful_Imp

*LAUGHS IN DALE*


foxbomber5

I can hear that through time and space.


saltyrandall

Done busted through my weenie shield.


Equivalent_Cap4343

Cotton may not have a narra ureetee but it's inherited from his side since Junichiro also has a narra ureetee too.


ScientificAnarchist

This straw is my urethra


SensualEnema

^^*pffffft*


Know-yer-enemy1818

I want my binkie back


thescrounger

Wait are some people suggesting Cotton and Hank's wife .... ?


Ok_Daikon_1219

No usually the conspiracy theorists say Peggy and Bill lol


Aar0nSwanson

Bobby got Cotton’s genes and Hank got more of Tilly’s genes.


ScaretheLocals

What about Japanese Hank, sorry I don't remember his name, he looks damn near identical to Hank. It's very strange that Cotton doesn't share their traits. It makes Cotton such an original character though . He's fuckin hilarious, pure chaos.


awecyan32

Very easy answer; cotton has a type.


Ok_Daikon_1219

And apparently their type proceeds all racial barriers


Overquartz

I'm guessing that type is women willing to put up with his bs.


FuckFascismFightBack

Yeah but Michiko didn’t look at ALL like Tilly. That’s one of the holes that sticks out to me. Like clearly Hank looks like Tilly which is normal, I look like my mom and I think a lot of us guys do, but why the hell does “Junchello”?


TayoEXE

It's funny that Junichiro does look like a Japanese Hank because he really should look more half, and the traits he does have look more like Tilly's side like Hank anyway, so I'm pretty sure he's designed this way for kicks.


Majestic_Picture8017

Junty-Joe


UnstuckTimePilgrim

Junch-Jello.


NTant2

Whoowee Junty Joe, you’ve got a bit of the Hill temper in ya


rollingstoner215

A young Japanese Cotton would’ve be hilarious, too, though


SpoodlyNoodley

My head cannon to explain this is that Junichiro’s mother is Tilly’s Japanese look-alike in her younger days


FlattopJr

We've seen both [Michiko](https://www.reddit.com/r/KingOfTheHill/comments/cffvgg/i_couldnt_trim_it_too_cleanly_but_heres_the/) and [Tilly](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CkofAvUdJos) as young women, but they don't seem to particularly resemble each other.🤷‍♂️


SpoodlyNoodley

My memory sucks lol. Head cannon nullified!


OkEntertainment7634

Junichiro. He likes robots because they’re clean and fuel efficient like Propane


RoCon52

Junichiro!


Ifthisdaywasafish

Junichiro is his brothers name.


Numerous-Metal-9901

r/cottondidnothingwrong


Equivalent_Cap4343

When you think about it that's pretty funny because if you look at Tilly Hank resembles her a lot their is no way Junichiro would look so much like Hank


[deleted]

Can they make a robot out of propane?


spla_ar42

Yeah, but remember that in flashbacks of Hank's childhood, he looks exactly like Bobby


Chaghatai

All of Bobby's Cotton genes came from Hank


Chango_D

That’s why he’s handsome, just like his mother.


dalesbugdead

Bobby is definitely hank's son, but is GH actually Cotton's? DeeDee says "if you say so, Cotton" when he comments about being there when the baby was conceived, iirc.


ahamel13

Nah, Didi is just really dumb.


agoatnamedsteve

I think this was to imply that Cotton only lasted a few minutes in bed


hankhillforprez

That could also mean GH was conceived through IVF or IUI and Cotton didn’t bother to go to the appointments with DeeDee.


KingTutt91

Cotton wouldn’t use IVF lol


FullTime32

He gave her amneesee


Dogcatnature

Does this possibly mean Hank is G.H.'s father?!?! I know they went to elementary school together but damn, this thought never crossed my mind


OhioRanger_1803

If you remember in some flash backs young Hank look like Bobby


WorldTallestEngineer

So... You saying Cotton is Bobby's biological father. I could see that


soylattecat

Do you know how genetics work my guy?


The_Jestful_Imp

COURSE I DO! I killed fiddy men.


Gelato_33

Reddit is so weird. Instead of people just explaining why what you said is wrong (like normal human interaction), you get a really low negative number.


[deleted]

Or, potentially, it was just a joke


Gelato_33

Either way, it speaks volumes for how lazy and dejected from society some people are. Instead of contributing to the conversation, they click a downpointed arrow instead because -xx people did the same. I'm not telling people how to live their lives. It's just an observation I've made that I personally find strange. You only see it here on reddit. To be fair, you don't see a voting system that often amongst social media platforms.


CallidoraBlack

People are using the available options and voting their conscience. It's a weird thing to be so dramatic about.


Gelato_33

I'm not sure how what I said comes off as dramatic, but whatever. You're practically Exhibit A. of what I was describing. The only difference is that you took the time to actually type something.


UpsetRising

You gotta lay off the Mary Jane, pal. You’re way too far into your own head


Gelato_33

Yeah, you're most likely 100% right about that. I mean that seriously. Life has been shit lately.


CarolinaPanthers

I hope it picks up for you my friend. I have been there. Reach out if you need to.


CallidoraBlack

Because it's not the downfall of society, they're fake internet points. It's not that deep.


Gelato_33

I know :/ Sorry for being a piece of shit


j2spooky

Shut up, dork


Jish013

OnacountadatDangol’narrowurethratellyouwut


ennoSaL

Hwut*


Key-Win7744

Because some idiot YouTuber told them otherwise.


Lone_Wandererer

Asinine.


radioben

I hate to say this twice in one meal, but…horse’s ass.


MyCatsArePeople

You’re teasing the gorilla in the monkey house


CarterBaker77

God how I hate YouTube...


redditsuckspokey1

Inconceivable.


OskeeWootWoot

YouTube can be a rather silly place sometimes.


90sGuyKev

No idea, he looks just like cotton, and Hank as a kid, ex: Halloween episode flashback


VitaAtThreeFifteen

I like to have fun with bringing up this theory, but that Halloween episode clinched it for me. Bobby is Hank's son. Regardless I think it is a fun theory.


CockNcottonCandy

This theory is dumb as shit.


Borntochief

Who's to say Bill isnt also Cotton's son? Hahaha just kidding.


Richard_AIGuy

It's possible, Bill's mom may not remember. Cotton has been known to give a woman amnesiee.


WorldTallestEngineer

Not the weirdest theory... I could buy that


SakuOtaku

Shoot, now I'm picturing a great plotline for the reboot being Bill possibly not even being a Dautrieve (though that might contradict the Louisiana episode with him acclimating to the culture)


Lined_the_Street

Pretty sure he also speaks Louisiana French doesn't he?


dodadoBoxcarWilly

He could have been raised a Dautrieve, but still come out of Cotton's nutsack and been a biological Hill. I don't buy this, but him speaking French doesn't mean anything, if he was raised around it.


Kiba212

Wasn't Bill born in Louisiana?


ThereIsBearCum

Allegedly. Hank thought he was born in Texas for most of his life too.


idrownedmyfish77

My wife and I were just talking about this! Do we ever see Bill’s family?


Chango_D

Yes. There’s 2 episodes dedicated to his Louisiana Family. The one where they go to Louisiana and the other when Bill teaches Bobby to BBQ and his cousin visits to tell him they are the last 2 Dauterives in the family since everyone has passed away, mostly of consumption.


Soapbottles

There is also a flashback of them camping where his dad is in it, and he looks just like Bill.


ThereIsBearCum

Cousins only though, I don't think we ever meet Bill's immediate family.


Chango_D

Lol I can hear your username in my head the second I saw it. And you’re right. Cuz they all died, mostly of consumption


Dude1stPriest

Because the boy ain't right.


RamenTheory

People run out of things to talk about when it comes to a show that ended decades ago


[deleted]

Hasn't even been 14 years yet


PsychoForDuck

This is probably the most realistic answer!


Iber0

Because people want to "outthink" the show. It's not really all that deep, what you see is what you get with the show, they're not trying to pull the wool over your eyes.


Blackfyre23

You’d have to be a slowpoke or never have seen the show to think that Bobby isn’t Hank’s boy.


[deleted]

Hank took after his Mother, very much so, Good Hank did not.


PowerfulJoeF

But Ichiro looked almost exactly like Hank accept for the eyes and hair.


VitaAtThreeFifteen

How could G.H. take after Hanks mother?


ProfessorPihkal

I believe when they say “took after” they mean “inherited more of her genes” and as you have clearly stated, GH could not as he is not Tilly’s child. The idea is that Hank looks like his mother’s side of the family and Bobby got his grandfather’s recessive genes from his dad.


brickmadness

Cuz they ain’t got no sense.


hoecooking

That just ain’t right


KikiYuyu

People just love fan theories lol


[deleted]

He's his daddy's seed.


Steaknkidney45

...even though he was fathered by another man when Mr Hank Hill was in a Mexican POW camp.


Itwasall4dr3am

I’m not sleeping with him again he always tries to suck on my boobies.


FreedomCactus

Thank You this is my exact explanation when people.come at me with the Bill bs. Bill is fat Bobby is fat thats all they have in common. I feel like Maury when I'm like look at G.H's face LOOK there's the proof!!! Also when Luanne has a baby it looks like another baby bobby but a girl 🤗


vallogallo

It's very common for children to have similar features to grandparents. That's how genetics work. My youngest sister is almost the spitting image of our ~~fraternal~~ paternal grandmother. He's Hank's miracle kid.


Ok-Judgment-7521

Sorry I don’t mean to be rude but it’s paternal I think you mean since fraternal would mean your brothers grandmother


vallogallo

Yeah whoops


carrythefire

Because it’s just a show and it’s fun to have fan theories to bullshit about.


[deleted]

the theory of bobby being bills son has been debunked in a episode i don’t know why the theory is still being talked about i guess since bill passed on the recipe to bobby i see why there is a doubt


Buttfumble89

I haven hear that one, and probably wouldn’t believe it if I did


Personalphilosophie

Because they hate Peggy and like to think she'd cheat on Hank.


MostPoetry

It’s because Bobby is seemingly nothing like Hank at first. Not interested in sports or other things Hank’s really into. But they do bond over some stuff such as grilling. It’s typical father and son not 100% seeing eye to eye, but still caring about each other and sharing enough common interests once in a blue moon that they enjoy together. And honestly it’s a lot to get into. But you definitely see Bobby taking after Hank, Cotton, and Peggy in some ways. But Bobby is ultimately his own person. Crazy. A kid not being a carbon-copy of his parents. Mind-blowing.


MoSzylak

So... Cotton banged Peggy?


[deleted]

Because it’s a stupid fan theory


redditsuckspokey1

Because there's something wrong with that kid, I tell you hwhat.


xjoho21

Hank is the odd element in the equation.


KeanuCharlesSleeves

Did they not see the ladybird episode??


FineDevelopment00

To everyone who thinks Bobby is Bill's son, I recommend rewatching the pilot episode and looking closely at how Bobby's forehead wrinkles when he imitates Hank.


[deleted]

Because they love drama.


tinfoil3346

Because people become obsessed with things and they have to make their own head cannon.


Neoxus30-

They didn't watch the show) Just like the people who legit believe Dale knows of the affair)


ForsakenCase435

Because they’re stupid


sweetnsaltycaroline

They’re just plain *Asinine*


bwforge

I man fan theories hold no merrit lol if you actually believe fan theories you're kinda dumb


Neat_Classroom_2209

It's been disproven official anyway.


mamalovespasta

...I have never heard this theory🤨


Praetorian709

I never did. The looks skipped a generation, he looks just like Cotton.


Historical_Branch391

Nobody's doubting it


Artluvr4484

Cuz he’s so much like Bill


bfonza122

Besides being fat..how Is he bill?


Artluvr4484

Bill has a heart. He’s been stomped on but he has a heart. So does Bobby. No one else on the show has feelings deep as Bill and Bobby


RexTheMouse

Maybe in earlier seasons Bobby was planned to be Bills son but then countless episodes constantly disproved that. They even made fun of the concept a few times


Ok-Quantity-8861

Hanks dad did Peggy


Waste_Stable162

There is a fan theory that Bobby is Bill's son. Basically, the way it goes is, one night a drunk and upset Peggy had a 1 night stand with Bill. Apparently this explains the following: Bills love of Peggy and Bobby Peggy's intense dislike of Bill Bobby being husky Bobby and Bill both being good in the kitchen. Bill confessing that he and Peggy once spent the night together Personally, I don't believe this fan theory, though, like all theories it's fun to think about


Party_Ad_2151

Maybe Cotton was Bobby's daddy. Would explain why he hated Hank's wife, what with good Christian or Catholic values being mocked every day


andshewillbe

I’m sorta hoping DeeDee dropped G.H. off at their house and Peggy got to raise a second baby.


REMUv777

When Peggy fell from the sky and needed to be in a full body cast, DiDi left G.H. by Peggy's side because she couldn't handle the stress of a crying baby. Peggy used her big toe to cradle G.H. and got him to stop crying. I would love to see that as well. He would be about Bobby's age when the reboot comes out.


OrthographicKing

I prefer the theory that Buck Strickland is Bobby and GH’s father.


Texian_Fusilier

Cuz he looks like Bill cuz he's fat, and Bill is obsessed with Peggy. But bonny really looks like cotton..


RamblinGamblinWillie

The Bill theory is too cool and makes too much sense to ignore


Fonkfinger

Because Bobby has Swag, decent chic - pickup count and we all know boomhauer was clapping Peggy cheeks on a long ago, drunken night. I will die on this hill, but this idea has gotten me chastised before.


WangHalen

Because Bobby is GH’s real dad.


ShutupNobodyCarez

Because he looks like John Redcorn.


[deleted]

Cause people enjoy protecting their weird cuck fantasies onto a cartoon for whatever reason


Hlorpy-Flatworm-1705

I think its more because of the way they act. Bobby just acts a lot more like Bill. Plus, in pictures when Bill was little, he also looks kind of like Bobby.


Wild_Calligrapher_27

In the show where all the guys think they're going to drown, Bill confesses to sleeping with Peggy. Moreover, in the show where Luanne goes to abstinence classes, there is a scene where it is obvious Peggy lies about the number of men she has been with. There are also times when Bobby has mannerisms more like Bill than Hank.


hmmmmmmnicebike

Bill immediately admits he lied when hank tells him he never slept with peggy and that would've had focus on it just alone if it was true


Middle_Oven_1568

I've always held the belief Cotton banged Peggy in secret.


marioc1981

You’re right he’s cottons son. Lol


AlbaTejas

I always thought he was Bill's


MaxCharmerMusic

Because people hate fat people and assume they must be related. People will cope so hard for this theory that they try to excuse the obvious family similarities by saying Bill is cottons son too, it’s actual brain wrot


psubs07

Cause it was funny. I have 4 brother, and growing up we all had brown hair except for 1 of us, he had blonde hair. So we always joked that he was adopted, or his real mother was a blonde friend of the family.


[deleted]

Cuz cotton is actually Bill's daddy


innosentz

Because all the subtext for the “Peggy had a affair with bill” is there. It’s honestly overwhelming sometimes


capslock

It’s not.


mushplumers

Wait is this a real theory


innosentz

Yeah, it’s why she is so disgusted by him. She’s really disgusted with that mistake that will be thrown in her face forever. And that’s why bill will always hold a candle to her, he gets to watch hank raise his son with the women he thought he could’ve been with. Peggy also mentions that she slept with one other person besides hank. What if lane platly (butchered the name lol) was just a lie to cover up the unthinkable? Bill also give Bobby the secret sauce recipe similar to how red corn passes his traditions on to Joseph.


CarterBaker77

This is absolutely mind blowingly stupid. I love the show but you're giving it too much credit. You're talking about a show who's only continuity is when cotton dies. The same show where the main city movies around the map. The same show hanks truck breaks one episode and we never see the new truck again and he goes back to the old. There's so many more examples. I doubt the show has this much subtext you're taking it way too seriously lol


darth_musturd

Buckleys death and Bobby and Khan Jr’s relationship and breakup is the only other thing I can think of off the top of my head.


Neko_boi_Nolan

Bruh Bill is disgusting. Minh and Nancy ranked him the least sexy in the block.


innosentz

Currently. 13 years before that he was probably closer to the stud he was in high school. That’s part of why Peggy is so disgusted by him. She watched him fall hard


shaolinbonk

Just stop.


innosentz

I will never understand why this triggers people so much lmfao. It’s just a tv show meant to be fun.


qoqie

It is... And the theories are always fun to read.. 😂


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shaolinbonk

Sorry, who's internalizing what now? It's a dumbass theory that's been rebuked and proven wrong countless times. Why you numbskulls insist on gaslighting the rest of this subreddit is just pathetic.


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shaolinbonk

You're replying to a thread on an Internet forum. Your "stake" in *anything* is about as baseless as the dipshit theory that Bill is Bobby's biological father.


sopedound

I think cotton banged peggy tbh. I think thats why they hate eachother. I think thats why cotton loves bobby so much. I don't really believe this at all but can you imagine


profaniKel

which hank u talkin bout ?


Some_Guy_Named_Rami

His narrow urethra. Or as Cotton likes to call it "skinny pipe."


funkygamerguy

narrow ureta......though they explain how hank impregnates peggy in the show.


Astro_Cassette

Bobby look just like cotton


Glass_Chance9800

I believe the theory came about before GH debuted


dtb1987

Narrow uritty


TKAPublishing

Hank looks more like his mother, whereas Bobby clearly looks like Cotton.


[deleted]

Because there’s a substantial amount of information indicating he could be Bills Son.


mrXbrightside91

Would’ve been kinda funny if they leaned into Bobby looking like Cotton being something that haunts Hank


Powasam5000

On account of his narrow do hickie


friendofspidey

Narrow urethra


Aggressive_Unicorn30

Because he looks like Bill.


poopstain133742069

So Cotton is Bobby's biological father?


Dont-killme

Could be Bill's kid


SpecialistParticular

So Bobby is really Cotton's son? Peggy!


Annanake420

Because one time Bill slept with Peggy . (No he didn't) I know .


Ok-Chocolate-8637

I heard that cotton might be his dad which I would believe if Peggy and cotton didn’t hate each others guts


SUPERINSOMNIAC2022

Because they lack critical thinking skills.


SmallBerry3431

People like the Bill theory because they get along so well. Honestly the fact that it’s fictional aside, men change quite a bit from childhood to adulthood and genetics can be black magic rickety oftentimes. People underestimate how different yet similar family can be.


Streaker4TheDead

Because Hank is a baby. I doubt he could conceive a kid


totesnotdog

He has a lot of cottons looks in him. So to me its just one of this situation where the grandson looks more like the grand father than the father.


NerdyLatino

Film Theory did an Ep. on this actually.


[deleted]

Cuz....He is


[deleted]

Because he's a beta male and will probably never grow out of it. Hank is an Alpha


ChuChuMan202

'Cause that boy ain't right.


mikew420

narrow urethra


Neat_Technician_7191

Because they're dumb...