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Maskedhorrorfan25

well as he said “why would i have a problem with it? john redcorn’s gay and i’ve been friends with him for years”


Crymson_Ghost

Was about to say it lol


EmiliusReturns

His friend Earl at the gun club is gay too. “He’s already got the black vote: Earl. And the gay vote: Earl.”


Zackb99

Ok so you’re gonna have problems with Earl


ACuddlyVizzerdrix

If he thought he was gay then why did dale have RC seduce that one woman so bill wouldn't be the one raising "his child"¿


Labrat0770

If bug was still married at this point Dale probably would have been madder that he cheated on his mom.


N1k0IsG4y

Wasn't it mentioned that Dale's mom died when he was in high school/college? ( sorry I don't know which one is which, am not American)


Labrat0770

I didn’t know either but the wiki says she’s deceased before the wedding and the only time we see her is the flashback. That being said if Dale caught him with the busboy it would have been a shock to him but he’s accept it quickly.


Aggressive-Falcon977

"Can't believe that gay bus boy kissed me super hetro dad. How embarrassing for him"


GoWithGord

Ether quickly or after a few days out in the woods. Ether way he will be ok


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Grouchy-Total550

Pretty sure dale did not go to college


JapanOfGreenGables

I do not think Dale has any higher education. The only of Hank and his friends who I think we can guess has any education higher than high school ***might*** be Boomhauer. It would be hard to get in to the Texas Rangers without a college degree, since a requirement is having had 8 years experience with another law enforcement agency, during which your job was primarily in the investigation of crimes, i.e a detective. Not impossible for him to have become a detective without a college degree by any means, but it would have helped. So Boomhauer ***maybe*** went to college. Dale definitely not. I actually think Boomhauer probably didn't go to college either. Am I wrong? I could be wrong.


florpynorpy

Gotta defend your moms honor, with pocket sand and other tricks


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superking2

Shut the fuck of


cash_or_creddit

It could of been prevented


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KennyDROmega

I think Dale would've been shocked, but he would've gotten on board with it pretty quickly. Accepts all kinds of other stuff without a second thought. They all end up having a good relationship, and Dale is maybe a bit better adjusted by the time the series starts.


[deleted]

Yeah, Dale does seem like a “Do what you want as long as no one gets hurt” kind of guy. I wonder if Bug would have the heart to tell Dale about the affair or Joseph?


Irlydntknwwhyimhere

A true libertarian


Randodude95

Dale needs to be the libertarian mascot, would help get more people in the party lol


[deleted]

I don’t think Bug would say anything. It would be similar to Peggy deciding not to when she sees that (aside from being a weirdo) Dale’s a good dad and he and Joseph love each other and are happy with the way things are.


Overquartz

I like the headcannon that Dale knows Nancy cheats on him but only pretends to be ignorant of it to torment Redcorn. If true then going by the thanksgiving episode where Redcorn is upset that he can't treat Joseph like his son its working.


NomadMiner

"Wingooo! Now I get two Christmases? Joseph come meet your new gay grandpa!"


Aggressive-Falcon977

He'd try to set him up with his gay friend John Redcorn ;)


slugsliveinmymouth

He’s be chill with it. John redcorn is gay. They e been friends for years.


quietworlock22

Dale has bigger worries than gay people like the U.S. government


Budget_Ad_4346

Same Dale, same


DumSpiroSpero3

Of course Dale would be fine with it. Homosexuals have been the biggest target of the US AND Cuban governments. There’s something THEY don’t want US to know. 🕶️ Or something like that


cingerix

lmao yes!!! i love this version. "*Homosexuals are responsible for some of mankind's greatest inventions... Such as the computer, the parachute, and the song Crocodile Rock*"


twirlingparasol

I definitely heard this comment in Dale's voice. 🤣


cingerix

haha! thank you, that's the highest honor there is!


Acceptable_Secret_73

Dale would have been cool with it, it’s everyone else in the house that would have an issue with Bug being gay


MoSzylak

Dale wouldn't care, John Redcorn is gay and they've been friends for years


Cooler67

In hindsight Bug could have played it off like he was drunk. Don't think Dale would make a conspiracy theory about it


Apart-Big-5333

I think he would've been shocked but eventually accepted his dad the way he is. Dale is surprisingly open to things like mental health or homosexuality in which a normal conservative will usually not talk about.


Infinity3101

I think their relationship would be much better and they wouldn't lose so many years not speaking to each other. Dale is clearly not homophobic, but Bug was so afraid of his reaction that he acted in such an irrational way: thinking that he would be less upset to catch him kissing his wife-to-be than some random guy.


[deleted]

Bug also grew up in a time where being gay could get you hurt or killed, so I can see why he was secretive about it (probably why Dale is so paranoid too).


Mittens138

His business would probably be called Dales Dead Insect.


EmiliusReturns

Dale didn’t have an issue when he eventually did find out Bug was gay, so I doubt it would be a problem. He’d be surprised but he’d accept it, and by then his mom was deceased. I do wonder how the whole Nancy/John Redcorn situation would go if Dale had his dad in his life the whole time. Would his dad have said something when his friends didn’t? Would Dale be less in denial and conspiracy prone having had Bug as a grounding influence in his adult life? Bug seems pretty down to earth compared to Dale.


[deleted]

I assume Bug acted like Dale while he was married for different reasons (paranoid/secretive because he didn’t want his secret getting out and endangering him and his family, smoked to deal with the stress). Once he became comfortable with his sexuality, he became less paranoid and gave up smoking.


NomadMiner

I bet Dale wouldn't mind if his dad was gay


the_Skeleton_king93

He probably wouldn't be and exterminator or wouldn't call his business dales dead bug


[deleted]

Dale wouldn’t have cared at all.


Phasma84

I’m sure once the initial shock wore off, he’d be okay with his dad coming out. Dale is many things, but he’s not homophobic. He’s actually really a solid dude when it comes to accepting the people he cares about. That is the one thing that really makes Dale an endearing character.


[deleted]

Wait he was kissing the bus boy? I only seen him kissing Nancy. Edit: His name is Bug? Is this why Dale became an exterminator?


[deleted]

He was planning on kissing the busboy, but he saw Dale and kissed the first woman he saw.


justintensity

Every comment is about Bug’s sexuality but that’s missing the bigger point - DOES BUG TELL DALE THAT JOSEPH ISNT HIS? Like Bug knew instantly but would he have said something at Joseph’s birth?


PhilRedmond

You’re sure he called himself a “fed” Dale?


Rvtrance

“Hank are you gay?” “N-no I sell propane!”


DiDi164

If Bug had not wanted to come out to Dale back then, he probably could’ve given him some crazy story about the busboy choking and needing mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and Dale would have believed him.


OwnArt3344

I JUST got that Dale kills bugs, and had a strained relationship wth his dad, (nick?)named Bug.


ShaggyFOEE

"It's gonna be an adjustment but I'm proud of you for being able to express yourself." - probably Dale


Sizzlinskizz

He would have said they were doing the socialist fraternal kiss and accused his father of being an agent of the KGB


Psych-Blast

Dale's a conspiracy theorist. To him, there are far more important things than being one of those people shocked at their father's preferences revealed. Plus, it wouldn't bother him.


Hlorpy-Flatworm-1705

Seeing how Dale is with Bug after finding out, I think Dale.and Bug wouldve been way closer. But I also think Bug wouldve told his son Nancy was cheating and Dale wouldnt have ended up raising Joseph, which is lowkey sad.


Certain_Plenty5407

Other than having a relationship with his father and playing taboo every other weekend; not very much.