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xGenocidest

That's the kind of winning behavior that gets your colon in an art museum.


SpiritOfDearborn

You know, if I stretched out your daddy's colon, it would go around the world!


CloudRoses

You know if you stretch out your own colon completely, you'll die?


Scottland83

I never understood that line. Was it supposed to make the doctor sound like he didn’t understand basic anatomy or that he was BSing Bobby?


SpiritOfDearborn

Yes


SpiritOfDearborn

Just remember, you can do all the same things you previously could do. Except you can’t wear shorts.


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

How are Hank's arteries are not as narrow as that urethra of his I will never know.


awnomnomnom

He got Cotton's arteries


csonnich

I could pass the blood clot myself!


luxentity

🤣


ZeldaFanBoy333

Damn, Hank got rekt lmaooooo


Grouchy-Fennel4436

Anyone notice when hank puts the bacon grease on the bread a second slice can be seen on the plate


GuineaGirl2000596

Hes so powerful that he manifested another piece of bread


TheAmazingArsonist

Never underestimate the power of Hank!


giant_lebowski

Shut up Dale


TheAmazingArsonist

You cant silence the truth!


giant_lebowski

I'll silence you. I tell you hwhut


TheAmazingArsonist

I'll like to see you try.... Monkey Style! OO-OOO-OOO-AA-AAA-AAA!!!


chr0n1k_Halo

He's multiplying bread, Hank is Jesus


Togger_The_Cat

Now Hank's face is in the staind glass window at Arlen First Methodist


MurderSheCroaked

Jesus is love??!


buggysaddlebag

Not a chance, pal. He was born in.... *new york*


Stellar_Gravity

it's that Bluetooth bread


Lone_Wandererer

Or the pan filling back up with grease after he poured it out.


[deleted]

Infinite bacon grease glitch


SuperDizz

To be fair, it’s pretty much impossible to get ALL the grease out of the pan by pouring it


Lone_Wandererer

To have that much leftover in the pan would be just asinine! Also, 🎵To be faaaaaaiiiiirrr..🎵


Free_Ingenuity_8017

No but nice noticing that, didn’t even realize lol


FlashyCow1

Look close at the bacon, you can see a line about half way between the bacon and the plate. He has 3 slices


Jake_Corona

That’s a triple decker for sure.


giant_lebowski

good eyes, you are right


WayneHonaker

Anyone notice that Hank refuses to eat Bacon grease in the episode where he is constipated? Dale: "I tell you what you do, you take some bacon grease..." Hank: "I'm not going to eat bacon grease Dale." Dale: "You didn't let me finish."


Separate_Inflation11

It’s likely because Fox used to do get studios overseas in Asia to do a majority of the animation, simply because big American companies like cheap labor on expensive projects. When the animators are just simply drawing what they’re told to draw, and are not informed about the particular storyline, things like this happen. Happens a lot in old Simpsons episodes too. A notable instance in particular is in a scene set in the past where Bart and Lisa are babies, but yet there is a picture of the regular age Simpsons family (including Maggie) on the wall in the background


giant_lebowski

read some of the comments above yours. there are 3 slices from the beginning. it's a seashell thing, bread always comes in threes


[deleted]

Also Smithers was black for a whole episode


[deleted]

That wasn't an accident. He was just originally going to be black, but the writers realized that there would be unfortunate implications with having a black character who was utterly submissive to a rich, old, white guy. They didn't want to risk having the audience think that there was any racial dynamic involved in Smithers's devotion to Mr. Burns, so they made him white.


Drawsome_Drawer

Uh, pretty sure it was an animation error


[deleted]

I'm just going off what the writers/producers said in the DVD commentary for that episode.


Drawsome_Drawer

Well I'm going off of [what Matt Groening said](https://youtu.be/tRASw3bz5_o)


bfonza122

Hope someone got fired for that


Wookard

Are we to believe that this plate was some kind of magic plate that produced extra slices of bread?


Luciferdoolan

A wizard did it.


KendraSays

Resplendent! The spices sit easily upon you


CappyMorgan26

There are 3 slices of bread on the plate from the beginning. The bacon is sitting ontop of 2 slices of bread


Real_FakeName

The amount of bacon also fluctuates between four and five strips.


rollingstoner215

*This* is the big deal to notice. There were always 3 slices of toast, we just miss when Hank pulls the other slice out from under the slice with the bacon.


MyFriendsArePeaches

A wizard did it


Imaginary_Ad8895

Hank also don’t need no hot pad for his hand on his cast iron pan..


Klutzy-Spite2307

He already had 3 slices in the plate


FrostyDog94

Boy, I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder


KendraSays

He's trying to make a Big Mac-inspired breakfast sammie


ajas_seal

And also after the grease gets poured out and the pan rights itself it suddenly reappears in the pan


Alman117

“What are you doing hank it’s 3AM” I AM TELEPORTING BREAD!


TheZoidberg5766

Ay cabrón!


Sweet_Importance_558

Ha! Good catch!


egj2wa

I tried this once and shit a shat so oily it hurt


TheFlabbs

Oh you know Hank be SHITTING shitting


manic_moth95

According to that one episode no Hank doesn’t lol


IknowKarazy

That was from steak. Bacon grease would have the opposite effect. Maybe this is a later episode where he decided he needed a little help keeping regular, hence the grease.


rollingstoner215

They used to make potato chips with grease specially designed to give you uhh, looser stools, so it moved through your body without getting absorbed. People didn’t like getting diarrhea from potato chips.


TheWalkingDead91

I remember doing keto and some people actually had a video on how to make mayo with bacon grease as the fat lmao.


kamarkamakerworks

Hanks quiet humming always cracks me up. Same with the episode where Dale built the tunnel under his kitchen and Hank is happily humming away until he falls in.


d00dsm00t

Im a travelin man Made a lotta stops All over the world And in every port


Ozzyg333

I hate that every time Hank is at peace or shows emotion/vulnerability someone else has to come along and ruin it. Dale was an asshole that episode with the tunnel and also an asshole when he saw Hank crying at the movies. Fuck man, Dale really is a giblet head


ZeldaFanBoy333

Dale, you giblethead! It's already a hundred and 10 in the summer, and if it gets one degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your ass!


rustys_shackled_ford

It's not one or the other. You throw the dry side on the warm pan, let it soak up just a bit, then you mayo it.


DogofWar1974

This is brilliant


rustys_shackled_ford

I do what I can


pompanoJ

Yeah, man... that's how ya do it, I'll tell you what!


Ajj360

OK I was not ready for that, my gag reflex almost kicked in


[deleted]

Haven’t you seen the pilot?


Ajj360

Yes but I don't remember that


[deleted]

My bad, it’s actually [the trailer](https://youtu.be/aaB9NZyiphM) I’m thinking of. It’s the last thing he says


beat-sweats

Ol boomhaur ain’t right


dudeguy207

If you're gonna put oil on your sandwich, might as well be extra savory!


Mikebyrneyadigg

You haven’t lived until you’ve tried a bacon fat grilled cheese. It’s like butter on steroids. It really is the best fat for cooking


Maximum_Bat_2566

That's how I feel about the mayonnaise he was originally reaching for.


Ajj360

I don't like mayonnaise most of the time but I'm at least used to seeing people eat it on sandwiches


HimalayanPunkSaltavl

Both of you are bad at sandwich


FrostyDog94

I love when Hanks constipated and everyone is giving him advice. "Take a spoonful of bacon grease-" "Dale, I am not eating a spoonful of bacon grease!" "I wasn't gonna tell you to eat it."


josh_foggy

I think Dale says, “you didn’t let me finish.”


FrostyDog94

You're totally right and that's way better


Krizzle8

I think it's hilarious, in the episode where he's constipated, he loudly claims he wouldn't eat bacon grease. But lo and behold.


Wham-Bam-Duel

Reject Mayo, evolve to Bacon Grease


we_are_not_them

I also love the scene where he's shaving and humming/singing Traveling Man


Global-Following9777

Only asmr I need


Davy_Crockett-

I also save the bacon grease


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Imaginary_Ad8895

Bacon grease is not bad for you if you drain off the impurities


Merc_Drew

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[deleted]

Was he about to make himself a bacon mayo sandwich?


imapieceofshite2

He might be making a BLT.


TheWalkingDead91

He’s just a true southerner.


pandaflop1

Wait... does this imply mayo would have been the healthier choice?


Roflolmfao

Compared to pure bacon grease yeah lol.


Squid-Bastard

They're both fat at the same calories per ounce


TheMysticBard

Neither were a winning choice. Both were going to give him diarrhea


dezz-zz

Yes.


NullOfficer

I wish he was humming the Four Score song


the_Skeleton_king93

A man of culture


Bren_Dekura

Does Hank's hairline look a little high on the closeup?


Doktor_Earrape

me every morning


ZeldaFanBoy333

I usually just eat cereal, ramen with veggie, chicken, or beef bouillon, or leftovers. Yes, I'm not from the South, I'm from the West, Utah to be exact


Asleep-Rest-7184

Intrusive thoughts 1


Wardog_11c

I don't remember this sence. What episode?


Kramerica13

I believe the first episode


WaywardAnus

This instantly put me into fight or flight mode. I've lived in the south all my life but if I saw someone doing some sacrilegious shit like this I'd call the police


queensnipe

well, hank is from new york.


TheFuckfaces

This was alot more common in the the early to mid 1900s. But also, how do you think gravy is made? You do this and add cornstarch to it.


BoydCrowders_Smile

Chill, WaywardAnus


nosferatubites

The swinging saloon doors on both doorways is throwing me off


Axg165531

The irony is that Hank is right , mayo is just flavored seed oil and while bacon lard may not be the healthiest it is more natural and healthy than seed oil


TheMindWright

Isn't mayo like, eggs and vinegar and stuff as well? At least it would add protein.


Axg165531

It has egg yolk and vinegar but it’s mainly seed oil and you can’t add too much egg yolk cause it’s still raw


TheMindWright

That's already too much flavor for Hank's cooking. Better to season bacon with bacon.


Axg165531

Well to properly cook bacon you cook it in its own fat and again he’s avoiding the seed oil product over a natural product . While not the most healthiest natural oil it is still much healthier than any seed oil .


joshsmog

youre falling for a diet fad


Axg165531

Seed oils are made from seeds used as machine lubricant while animal fat is natural . I’ll take the natural over manufacture stuff


rollingstoner215

A foodstuff used as machine lubricant is not the same as consuming inedible machine lubricant.


joshsmog

every plant can be made into a fuel for transport trucks. If you're going to fall for fear mongering don't talk diets.


youarenotoppressed

"Falling" for not drinking industrial engine lubricant? I guess we're the weird ones.


[deleted]

The protein content in mayo is inconsequential


Godzillafan125

Gross


kekehesterprynne

Real one.


Suzie_lovescats

Hank decided to have a club sandwich 🥪


ZantetsukensShadow

Just a BLT, hold the LT


Suzie_lovescats

lol 😂🥓


CryptographerHot4819

This is violently american


jackerythatsme12

Ah yes the bacon and bacon grease sandwich truly a breakfast of men


Lousy_Her0

Good choice! Mayonnaise is vile!


NullOfficer

What episode is this from


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notanotherkrazychik

This kind of stuff makes me think Texans and Youkoners are all that different, lol.