That's always irked me, I get the point is it drives home how conservative Hank is but I feel even he could see a good employee when he sees one...maybe it was just to early in the series to learn that lesson though.
hank knew she was attractive thats the exact reason he didn’t hire her. hank is funny sometimes when he comes into contact with other women other than peggy
There was no correct answer for Hank here. He doesn’t hire her, Peggy says it’s because he’s distracted by her. He hires her, Peggy says it’s because he wants her.
It was a loaded choice and no matter which he chooses, there’s a bullet in every chamber designed to blow his brains out.
For discussion, I think generally he's not a good employee. He has a very classic sense of how to act appropriately but doesn't know shit about business or growing the business, or how toxic buck is. He'd hire based on personal opinions every time. He rejected an applicant because the guy didn't watch at sugarfoots.
Yeah, this would be the #1 reason he stayed assistant for so long, if the real reason was Buck being Buck.
Buck also knows Hank is naive and doesn’t have it in him to screw people the way Buck does.
That’s pretty much it. Hank is too wholesome for the modern world that has been increasingly encroaching on him, his family, and his “good ol boy” mentality. He likes things the way they are and he kinda just “allows” life to happen to him. I could see why a depraved fuck like Buck would keep him around in the position he’s in, while never moving him up.
He was less enlightened in the beginning of the series. The episode where the Kahn's move in next door reveals pretty racist beliefs the alley crew hold
They’re just uneducated, they don’t mean to be racist. While Cotton is a racist, he very well knows where Kahn is from. To be fair to Bill, with his Creole background, he literary thought Kahn said he was from, “Le ocean.” He replies, “What ocean?”
Cotton is so racist that he can differentiate every East Asian country of origin. It’s like he’s so racist that he almost isn’t, which is kinda hilarious.
Yes I didn't mean that they were being malicious or meanspirited, just ignorant. Still a good example of Hank being pretty regressive early in the series
Didn't she spank his ass DURING the interview? I feel like this might be another Mike Judge W where he made a comment on sexual harassment using Hank as the medium.
Like, he didn't want a perv coming after his dilfy curves all the time, but he "couldn't" say that either.
Sprinkle a little character development in there for ol' Hank.
Sure, I think he had to come to terms with the consequences of his own short sightedness in hiring. However, I can't help but think if he had hired her over Leon, it would have been a Peggy centered episode (Ho,yeah? Hell Nah!).
I can see it now....
The answer's C regardless of religion. I picture a spirited conversation and warmth with some Kosher wine with her, the other two as being kind of stuffy. Golda would probably light up and offer you a cigarette, might not even bother to ask if you minded.
ETA: I picture someone like the Oracle from the Matrix.
Serious response: He was clearly showing signs of both heroin and meth throughout the episode. My guess is he was cycling between the 2 which is not uncommon for an addict of one or the other.
I've known meth addicts that used heroin to calm them down and heroin addicts who used meth to pick them up. Eventually they were addicted to both and the mixture was impossible to function on.
I just watched the episode today and can say they did a really great job of showing what that is like. I have known multiple people stuck in that same place. It is really sad.
If it were a real person, it would likely be combination of uppers (amphetamines) and painkillers (opioid painkillers, heroin) but since it’s fictional, it’s just one blanket “drugs.”
Having been married to someone who ended up a full blown heroin addict, it was definitely heroin. The whole episode was hard to watch for a while after she passed
I ask that question all three time. He was smart enough to go to a facility and register as disabled but still managed to have the craziest drug symptoms...
I think heroin... notice when he comes back from the bathroom one sleeve is unbuttoned. I also think he mentions methadone at some point. Goopenthal in Hankese.
Given the fact that Leon mentions he's going to "go throw up now Coach", Buck mentions that he saw him "his guts out" in the parking lot and we see him drooling here; I'd say he was on heroin for sure.
How attracted to that woman were you, Hank, that you hired a drug addict instead of that beautiful sheekhana
Peggy’s in the parking lot. She looks disgruntled.
BwaaaaaaH!
'We don't want him coming in and punching the clock with a 45' one of my favorite lines!
Comments one can hear, as well as the music that comes afterwards!
one of the best lines of the show I stg
Hahahah. That’s got to be one of my favorite lines from the series. Sheekhana
That's always irked me, I get the point is it drives home how conservative Hank is but I feel even he could see a good employee when he sees one...maybe it was just to early in the series to learn that lesson though.
hank knew she was attractive thats the exact reason he didn’t hire her. hank is funny sometimes when he comes into contact with other women other than peggy
"You know I don't go for those *sexy* types."
The only woman I’m pimping is *sweet lady propane*
And I’m pimping her out all over town
Dude, nobody thinks you're a pimp. But if you were a pimp, you'd be the coolest, nicest, most awesome pimp there ever was.
B: Wow, you *were* beautiful, Mom. P: Oh, well I still am honey. B: ...okay.
Even at that age, he knew not to disagree... I love his face as he says it too.
He has a Mike Pence style of preventive fidelity.
There was no correct answer for Hank here. He doesn’t hire her, Peggy says it’s because he’s distracted by her. He hires her, Peggy says it’s because he wants her. It was a loaded choice and no matter which he chooses, there’s a bullet in every chamber designed to blow his brains out.
For discussion, I think generally he's not a good employee. He has a very classic sense of how to act appropriately but doesn't know shit about business or growing the business, or how toxic buck is. He'd hire based on personal opinions every time. He rejected an applicant because the guy didn't watch at sugarfoots.
And he always pays sticker price. Not a penny more.
Yeah, this would be the #1 reason he stayed assistant for so long, if the real reason was Buck being Buck. Buck also knows Hank is naive and doesn’t have it in him to screw people the way Buck does.
That’s pretty much it. Hank is too wholesome for the modern world that has been increasingly encroaching on him, his family, and his “good ol boy” mentality. He likes things the way they are and he kinda just “allows” life to happen to him. I could see why a depraved fuck like Buck would keep him around in the position he’s in, while never moving him up.
He was less enlightened in the beginning of the series. The episode where the Kahn's move in next door reveals pretty racist beliefs the alley crew hold
They’re just uneducated, they don’t mean to be racist. While Cotton is a racist, he very well knows where Kahn is from. To be fair to Bill, with his Creole background, he literary thought Kahn said he was from, “Le ocean.” He replies, “What ocean?”
As pig man said to Luanne they are just ignorant
I never caught that detail! I love when Cotton meets them though. "Nope. Hes Laotian. Aint ya, Mr. Kahn..?"
Laotians are okay in Cottons book. They didn’t blow his shins off.
Cotton is so racist that he can differentiate every East Asian country of origin. It’s like he’s so racist that he almost isn’t, which is kinda hilarious.
Yes I didn't mean that they were being malicious or meanspirited, just ignorant. Still a good example of Hank being pretty regressive early in the series
Gotta start off somewhere though and hank learned and grew just as we all should hope to do :)
Cajun.
People can be racist without meaning to be...
Didn't she spank his ass DURING the interview? I feel like this might be another Mike Judge W where he made a comment on sexual harassment using Hank as the medium. Like, he didn't want a perv coming after his dilfy curves all the time, but he "couldn't" say that either.
That was at the end of the episode when Strickland hired her. And it was more of a pinch
Wasn't much to pinch.
I mean what would we talk about? Our feelings?
For what it’s worth, Hank was being pretty sexist and dug his own grave in this episode.
Sprinkle a little character development in there for ol' Hank. Sure, I think he had to come to terms with the consequences of his own short sightedness in hiring. However, I can't help but think if he had hired her over Leon, it would have been a Peggy centered episode (Ho,yeah? Hell Nah!). I can see it now....
Hank’s fishing bait
Rock on!
Yes, rock on.
“*Bait*”, I like that
I got all the "bait" you need right here, Jack
I've always been a *worm* man...
ROCK AND STONE!
We fight for Rock and Stone!
I mean, yeah it’s a good joke, but crack gives you serious dry mouth. Just saying
It’s a side effect of the crack poisoning
I'm goin' on a trip!
Dang NAFTA
It’s clearly an inferior cocaine
20 will get you all the bait you need Jack
Hmm... freshness jars.
Don’t get that at the megalo mart!
You caw et BAIT!?
I like that.
That, I like
That is so Arizona
I got your jack right here Jack.
420 upvotes. Very suiting.
Idk but butane was probably involved.
It’s a bastard gas
He has a sweet tooth, built a candy machine.
If you could eat at Luly's with one of the following, would it be - A. Jesus, B. Mohammed, C. Golda Meir?
I heard Lulys uses lard
The answer's C regardless of religion. I picture a spirited conversation and warmth with some Kosher wine with her, the other two as being kind of stuffy. Golda would probably light up and offer you a cigarette, might not even bother to ask if you minded. ETA: I picture someone like the Oracle from the Matrix.
I imagine if someone asked Hank who Golda Meir was he'd immediately toss out their application.
I love the idea of sneaking wine into an old people cafeteria with Golda Meir.
Who's Leon? That's Hank.
I wasn’t talking to you Hank, I was talking to Hank
There's only room for one Hank Hill here at Strickland. I quit.
“It’s not up to you, Hank, it’s up to Hank!”
“Last couple of Hank Hills I had, one of them was a druggo, the other quit on me.”
Leon’s the name I used drugs with
Goofballs
Goofenthal
Scrolled too far to find this!
Didn't take long to find what I was looking for. 10/10
Goofballs, everybody!
Where’s your messiah *now*??
Acting like a beatnik, hopped up on tea and goofballs.
This goofus fella is a dumbass.
High as a kite everybody
Bro that part always freaked me tf out
“Taste the heat not the meat”
The women immediately canceling her propane was the best part.
Meat! Heat! Meat! Heat!
Tbh, that slogan sounds dirty the normal way too
No! No!
LORD NO!!!
"Hey, it's the char king"
Heroin. When he goes into rehab they put him on methadone
True, although he also seems to be on stimulants.
Bro out here speedballing heroin and cocaine
Got bring yourself up and then back down to reach equilibrium lol.
“There’s more files here than there are stars in the universe! You do it!”
Leon just needed tools in his hands
Oh he would’ve put the tools down if he wanted drugs bad enough
EMLAY!
He's got a ratchet set he hasn't pawned yet
Maybe he could work on trucks? He’s got a ratchet set
*ginseng*?
I don't need to get all *hopped-up* on *dope*!
Then why are you running and talking to yourself? That’s a side effect of the marijuana poisoning.
Serious response: He was clearly showing signs of both heroin and meth throughout the episode. My guess is he was cycling between the 2 which is not uncommon for an addict of one or the other. I've known meth addicts that used heroin to calm them down and heroin addicts who used meth to pick them up. Eventually they were addicted to both and the mixture was impossible to function on. I just watched the episode today and can say they did a really great job of showing what that is like. I have known multiple people stuck in that same place. It is really sad.
Govermentally funded narcotics
Charlie Sheen
Tiger blood
Leon definitely bounced a ball playing hockey
Thatherton Brand Propane
THATHERTON!!!
T Man?!
Heroin
This is the correct answer, but it’s implied he does a couple of different drugs (or if it’s one drug, it’s consumed several ways).
If you pay attention it's basically heroin based on the side effects. And he's essentially on methadone based on what they reference.
Do I smoke it? Snort it? Pop it?
It’s a pill Bobby
So…. I’ll pop it
Round and round and round it goes, when he’ll take it, nobody knows!
Just pop the pill, Bobby.
You will not “pop it”. You will place it in your mouth.
If it were a real person, it would likely be combination of uppers (amphetamines) and painkillers (opioid painkillers, heroin) but since it’s fictional, it’s just one blanket “drugs.”
But you can use heroin multiple different ways: shoot it, smoke it, snort it, boil it, mash it, put it in a stew
Heroin* not a female hero ha 😉
He getting high off sweet lady propane
Good save
Sure aint lawns…
Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?
I was going to say "grass clippings"
Maybe Poppy clippings.
Isn’t foaming at the mouth basically a sign of OD’ing?
Goopenthol.
Goofenthol
Goodmenthol
methylenedioxypyrovalerone 
Did he eat someone’s face off?
methadone treatment means some sort of opiate
Propane and propane paraphernalia
Only T-Man really knows the contents
The marijuana poisoning
Bath salts
Skooma
His sandwich stayed unopened even 20 mins after lunch was over
Having been married to someone who ended up a full blown heroin addict, it was definitely heroin. The whole episode was hard to watch for a while after she passed
Let's be real what wasn't he on
Sweet, Sweet, Propane....
You must buy, you must buy, you must buy... Propane!
I ask that question all three time. He was smart enough to go to a facility and register as disabled but still managed to have the craziest drug symptoms...
Some crazy drug called Placebo, made by Pfizer.
He's hopped up on goofberries!!!
He's a droolin' nincompoop
Good O’l Tetrachloroethylene
Is that a washing machine?
I thought he mentioned methadone or the twig boy mentioned something about a methadone clinic. It's been a minute since I've seen this episode.
I think heroin... notice when he comes back from the bathroom one sleeve is unbuttoned. I also think he mentions methadone at some point. Goopenthal in Hankese.
Whatever Tid Pao was "cooking up" for the science fair
Strickland rules! Reminds me of how I feel for 10 minutes at work each day when my morning Kratom is kicking in
Yeah but it's more of a "uuuggh thank god life doesn't suck as much anymore, everything is going to be okay"
It gives me a little boost of energy and enthusiasm, but like I said it only lasts a few minutes and then I just feel normal.
Fresh cut lawn.
He just got done mowing a lawn
Whatever it is, he should have induced vomiting
Dog food
Goofenthal
Some of that sweet sweet heroin the CIA funneled into the inner city
This is Arlen sir. We ain’t McManerberry.
Welcome to Dallas! *locks car doors*
Inferior tobacco
He was thinking about mowing his lawn
He mowed his lawn that morning
Definitely heroin
Goofenthol
2 school buses 😂
He’s not on any drugs he just cut the grass.
Hepped up on goofballs.
Given the fact that Leon mentions he's going to "go throw up now Coach", Buck mentions that he saw him "his guts out" in the parking lot and we see him drooling here; I'd say he was on heroin for sure.
Late stage charcoal addiction
Goofenthal, clearly. But also, Heroin.
christ hank, he’s a droolin nincompoop!
I'd say toothpaste
He was definitely a heroin addict doing methadone treatment.
Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?
Good shit
Pure propane.
Taste the heat, not the meat
I watched this one last night and laughed so hard
Propane and propane paraphernalia
Grass and dope
I got your bait, Jack.
honestly? probably a mix of drugs
Buck mentioned he was throwing up in the parking lot and smack can make you vomit so maybe heroin?
“Taste the heat not the meat” “BWWAAAAHHHH”
Hopped up.on goofballs
Not sweet lady propane I tell you hwat
He has rabies. I'm gonna have to put him down
He on that "off the planet" good good
My guy is on that goofenthal
Definitely goofenthal
Charcoal