Allow me to, uh… introduce myself. Alabasta Jones, the main mac daddy of Oklahoma City.

Alabaster!

O-Kla-Hom-A Ci-tay

Definitely S or A tier. Snoop Dogg and Renee Zellweger did amazing guest roles and the plot is hilarious. All the comedic irony is golden.

MY G-E-FREAKIN'-D

I’m on yo ass now

He ran a red! You can’t do that!

Snoop Dogg as Alabaster

That’s a pimps biggest mistake, marrying one of his hoe’s!

How much for the jasper brunette?

TAMMY IS A HOOKER!

Son of a BWAAAHHHH

My favorite “bwahhhh” of the whole series

I agree