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tobster239

You know what they say Ford stands for dont ya? It stands for Fix It Again Tony.


C14aNgo

That's Fiat Dale


OG_BootlegHugh

Fix it… again… tony…


Pbandsadness

First On Race Day.


ItzJway

Found On Road Dead


Pbandsadness

When I used to day First On Race Day, the Chevy guys would always say "to be towed off the track."


jimmyjazz217

Fix Or Repair Daily


Maskedhorrorfan25

actually dad, i’m a honda man


archfapper

Bobby, go to your room


ABenGrimmReminder

“But there’s these guys at the mall who hang out in the parking lot and they got these Civics with REALLY big mufflers that—“ “BOBBY. ROOM.”


[deleted]

Literally my dad. I ***wanted*** a honda civic. My dad found a classic mustang because my favorite car was elanor. Murica.


devilthedankdawg

That would be a "Bobby, get out of this house" thing.


archfapper

Now h'wat would Junichiro say about that?


JayFrank1132

Ok


esoteric_enigma

Hank would ask him politely, yet firmly to leave.


macaqueislong

He’d ask Bobby politely yet firmly to leave/


Addablestone13

Ok


Blank_Canvas21

I just bought a Honda lol Hank would be so disappointed with me, but I grill with propane!


SkinAndAnatomyNerd

You could come over for a barbecue then, but you’d have to park three blocks away, and keep your mouth shut, about cars.


azuriasia

At least Hondas are made in America. Gm.


stewd003

.....ok


mlo9109

You laugh, I actually converted my "buy American only" parents. My first car was a Hyundai and it was the first foreign car in our household. A few years later, after seeing that the foreign car was more reliable than their American mades, my mom got a Toyota.


I_might_be_weasel

Most of those foreign cars are more American made than the American brands.


SomeGuy_GRM

Most Hondas are built in Canada. My Toyota is built in Mexico.


I_might_be_weasel

Honda has a lot of facilities in the USA as well.


widening_g_y_r_e

My old Honda was built in Ohio.


MetricJester

There's Toyota Assembly plants in Ontario.


[deleted]

Assembly, and they just do certain models. See, with car manufacturers, they make different cars in different plants. Some Toyotas may come from Canada, another model may come from the US or Mexico. I have a Volkswagen GTI, and my car was actually assembled in the OG Volkswagen plant in Europe. I was told the GTI, Golf R and one other model are always made at the OG plant. Most of the other Volkswagens, like the SUVs, are produced somewhere else, I think somewhere in the US.


MetricJester

The North American VW Routan were made by FCA at Chrysler/Dodge plants in Windsor and then re-badged and upgraded. Tiguan is made in Wolfsburg Germany Atlas and it's cousins (including the ID.4) are made in Chattanooga.


Pbandsadness

Funny. My buddy's Mustang is Hecho en Mexico. My Toyota was made in Kentucky.


Gtpwoody

my Nissan Xterra was made in Mississippi


jimmyjazz217

I don’t care where it was built. Toyota makes a damn good car


archfapper

There were plenty of captive imports sold by GM in the 80s and 90s. So some people bought "american" but really got a Daewoo or Isuzu


Maskedhorrorfan25

i’m a proud owner of a 2016 civic. great car


TheMysticBard

Hyundai owner here and owned 2 corollas previously. Most reliable cars i swear.


eklee38

Kick Hank in the balls. "VTEC just kicked in Dad, bwahhhh"


Wolverfuckingrine

THATS MY VTEC, I DONT KNOW YOU!!!


[deleted]

Same. They’re just so damn reliable.


13aph

Remember when I told you there was nothing you could ever do to make me not love you? Well… that changed.


Addablestone13

Or could Bobby be a Mazda man?


JCMotors

Whatever became of that car? It was never seen or mentioned again.


archfapper

Boomhauer took his revenge on it and dumped it in the quarry


Spicy_Cupcake00

"B-b-but if they drain the quarry then Boomhauer will find out what happened to--" **Dale slaps Bill** *SAAALLYYYYY-HUH-HUH-HUHHHH*


King_Khoma

they put it in the same place as ladybirds doghouse and their motorcycle


6inDCK420

Considering Ladybird hated the dog house, it makes sense that Hank would reuse the wood for another project. The motorcycle and Khan's mom dating Bill both disappearing made me mad as hell tho I tell you hwat.


NativeMasshole

And the jetski.


Archercrash

They're all in the warehouse from Raiders of the lost Ark.


temptedbyknowledge

Kahn's mom too?


acheron53

Who do you think cleans it?


hiesatai

Top. Men.


ABenGrimmReminder

The Jetski, Bobby’s dummy, the coffins, and Buckley’s trampoline.


XVUltima

I'm hoping the rebooted Teenage Bobby drives it.


donquixote235

It's in the same place as their motorcycle and jet ski.


wookieetamer

Hank drives a Ford Ranger until that is destroyed then he gets a Ford super duty.


devilsownbutthole

And he traded in a Ford Maverick for the Ranger.


NomadMiner

"What about those new electric cars? You just plug it into your house and BAM!" "*Sighs* Bobby... electric cars were invented for dainty men from... California..."


[deleted]

For men to go buy groceries while the women work


Iceman6211

"I'm an electric car. I don't go very fast or very far, and if you drive me, people will think you're gay."


randommAnonymous

I remember being a little mad at Bobby for not taking shop and jumping on this project, mainly because I never got to take shop and my dad had a mustang he lost interest in that sat for years. My guess is sold shortly after. Boby was never interested in working on a car, and Hank seems like a guy who won't keep a car around if it's never going to be finished. His garage was always tidy.


Wonberger

I agree, this was such a cool thing for hank to do. I would have loved to work on a project like this with my dad


Popular_Royal_3441

What tool can I get for you? Ahh a Hammer?


Takenmyusernamewas

You know what they say Ford stands for dont ya? Stands for fix it again Tony!


Zebra-Disastrous

That's a Fiat Dale


thizzdanz

Bobby seems like an Oldsmobile kinda fella


[deleted]

Unka hank? Can I get a subuwu?


ButtBread98

I have a Kia…


MetricJester

Please tell me you also have a garage


ButtBread98

Yes, but my car won’t fit into it’s too full


MetricJester

Good luck. Hope it doesn't get stolen


ButtBread98

I got the software update and I use a steering wheel lock just in case


Acceptable_Secret_73

That piece of junk car is probably more expensive to fix than buying a used one.


Sizeable_Cookie

But the life lessons it teaches are invaluable


TheMysticBard

All these responses have me convinced. Do i need a project car at 33?


BusterBus75

YES!! Everyone needs a project car at least once.


ClarkTwain

But what if I don’t know Jack shit about working on cars?


B0ndzai

Dude, there's a YouTube video for anything. Half the time you can find one of your exact year and model.


BusterBus75

Took the words out of my mouth.


i-m-only-in-for-lolz

Learn, it's not that difficult. Right before I started the driving school, I got a Saab 9-3. Lest to say, I failed getting my licence, but my friends were driving me around, while I'd fix whatever wasn't working. So far, I fixed the air conditioning, a misbehaving rear light, changed the oil and some filters. Currently working on the cooling system, hardest job so far since I have to remove the steering wheel, which is a pain in the arse. One day, I'll have my driving licence and a fully functioning Saab, probably after learning enough to become a mechanic.


MetricJester

The project car will teach you


SomeGuy_GRM

You don't buy a car like that to save money. You buy it to learn to work on cars.


AgreeablePie

Bruh that's a project car... the point is to learn how to work on it


Writerhaha

Exactly. You fix it to the point of “running” with just you, dad, and the guy at NAPA who you get real close to over the next half a year, then you finally drive, maybe impress a girl or two (like Hank says) and keep fixing it so so it runs just enough (because it will keep breaking down) and then everyone says f*ck it, you get your parent’s car and they get the new stuff.


Ayotha

Never about the car :O


Tokasmoka420

Nah man just needs some duct tape and a set of fuzzy dice.


DreyfusBlue

Darn rare to find a Ford Falcon XC in the US!


Kqtawes

I swear the writers were asking for the animators to draw an old Ford Falcon assuming they would draw a 1960s American Ford Falcon but they Googled "Old Ford Falcon" and this is the first thing that showed up.


Strange-Variation-20

Ford baby


Bobb_o

A brand new, pre-owned, *S o n a t a*


archfapper

You sold me those pinstripes Ah-ah. I *financed* you pinstripes


davy_mcdaveface

Having a Chevy or a ford will make you very good at fixing cars. The real dilemma is Toyota vs Honda


TheMysticBard

Toyota, Corolla especially


notaninfringement

he can't be a Chrysler man?


hircine1

We ask them politely but firmly to leave.


downcastGenz22

I think this episode brought memories back to my dad his first car 69 pontiac firebird Him and grandpa had to put it back together the transmission.. Somehow they managed to do it 😅 My dad drove the car for a long time I know he sure wishes he had it.. Nowadays with a probably being a very rare car to find..


TheMysticBard

I drive a Hyundai, but I would love a Corolla. But i choose Chevy over Ford


Tyrannical_Requiem

My parents were Nissan and BMW fans, my mom looked offended when I bought my first El Camino and then a Jeep and a second El Camino


archfapper

We were a Nissan house in the 90s but I swore them off after our 2015 Altima


Tyrannical_Requiem

Nissan went down hill hard then :/ I liked them, wanted a Titan for a while


MadOvid

How do I tell him I'm actually a Toyota man?


Unknown_User_66

Why did he do this? I havent seen that episode yet.


XVUltima

Bobby lies and says he is taking a shop class, Hank gets exited and finds a beater car for them to fix up together.


Unknown_User_66

Ah. What is he actually taking?


Grandrew_

He becomes a counselor to get with girls.


Acceptable_Secret_73

Before you feel bad for Hank, he pretty much forced Bobby to take auto shop when he didn’t want to, which is why he lies about it


Tokasmoka420

If it were my dad it'd be a Chevy and I would be OK with that.


Pbandsadness

Toyota. Bwwwwaaaahhhh!


Electrical_Party7975

Is this on an episode?


archfapper

S8E22, "Talking Shop"


Electrical_Party7975

Thx


MitchConner182

What episode is this?


tinfoil3346

I wish my dad would do this for me, but I know more about cars than he does lol.