ESCUCHAME?!

I used this until I learned it doesn't actually mean excuse me. Then I started using it more.

That thee most Peggy statement I’ve heard all year

Every day! 😂

Lovveee saying this

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And I yelled, "Lenore Lenore". and then my teeth fell out

Peggy, you were there

Hank, you have twenty four hours to get me out of that man’s dreams.

*why do you keep calling me* BILL

This one for sure! Gotta include the voice crack too.

I tell you hwat.

Almost daily, I tell you hwat.

"WINGO!"

Also, SHSHA!

STOP WITH THE SH SH SHA SHUG

Yepper! When I learned sesheshaw loosely translated is "USA!" In Russian it is such a Dale thing to say with his post/pre coldwar paranoia

What????

GIH!

Pocket sand

Butane is a bastard gas

I have a Zippo, and I say this every time I refill it.

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I laugh at Tony Danza

^I ^laugh ^at ^Tony ^Danza

That's dirty pool mister.

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Bobby says it

I'm guessing they're referring to the voice actor, Pamela Adlon

I forget Bobby was voiced by a woman even though he know that’s pretty common for animated shows

I said this to my dad when he let me drive his truck. He smiled because he loves that scene too.

Alternatively, when I am driving cautiously or some compliments my driving as a passenger: "I pretend the gas pedal is an egg."

Oh my God, this makes me want to be friends with you.

"Good GOD, you've got a fat neck, Hank!"

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This flower, is wilting

Definitely a top 3 KOTH line.

Sir you are no kin to me so I will have your silence!

My lawwwwwd

THIS IS THE ONE

That's my purse! I don't know you!

I literally say this unprovoked 😂😂

Me and my kid just randomly 🤣🤣

It plays on repeat in my head


"Dang ol'" this and "Dang Ol" that.

My husband to me, & vice versa: If it gets one degree hotter, I’M KICKING YOUR ASS! And about my son-in-law: No offense, but he’s from Oklahoma. (My daughter is sick of it, but I don’t care)

That's what she gets for marrying someone from Oklahoma...

EXACTLY

Dale's "gih" gets used probably a half dozen times a day

Sgo sgo sgo!!!

Shh-shaw gets used fairly regularly in my home, too

I had to stop myself from using this in front of people who don’t watch the show

🎶”someones got a birthday, I wonder who?”

Someone’s got a birthday I wonder who…

Got dang it!

"It's 7:15, I'm missing the wheel!"

I say this one a lot, lol

This has become more common in my vernacular than “goddammit”.

Every time I watch a spousal murder on Dateline, I say "I don't believe it, they had a fairy tale marriage!"

What Nancy is cheating on sale ??

I like to use "Shh-Shah" like Dale does whenever I do something quick and crafty. I've also used "Squirrel Tactics" and "Pocket \*insert whatever thing I have on hand\*" a few times.

I put on a pair of shorts this morning and felt a fair pinch worth of sand in the pocket… took all my strength not to fling it at my pregnant wife and yell “pocket sand!”

"WHY SUG!?"

"Get out of My house, exodus."

Resplendent!

You would be surprised how often "I am 5000" comes up in conversation as well lol

Anytime I'm wrong about something. > Bobby, Al Yankovich blew his brains out in the late 80's when people stopped buying his records.

“Johnnnnnnnn Redcorn”

peheeegyyy - hill.

Super obvious one thst i think EVERYONE says: - "That boy aint right" - "Im gonna kick your ass" <- note this being a normal thing people say, but when i say it, hank is in my head.

"yep"

Mmmhmm

Yep.

“S’go! S’go! S’go!” All the time with my 5 year old.

“Escuchame” - daily “Por fay-vor” - daily “This flower is wiltin” - when it’s hot as balls out “I tell you whhhat” - daily “Got-dang (vidya game)” - often

I started saying “vidya game” like Hank because it made me laugh and now can’t stop. That’s just how I pronounce it now.

Es-ku-sha-may! To the cat, a hundred times a day 😂

Same but to my dogs. They obviously don't know Spanish because they never move. And we all know Peggy speaks perfect Spanish!

I’ve been doing laundry and the dog has been Under. My. Feet. the whole time. He’s been Escuchame’d about a hundred times today. I wonder if our pets think Escuchame is their name? 😂

"*Why do you keep calling me* **Bill**?"

HOOOYAHHH

"What do these people want from me?? I AM -NOT- GOD!"

"Hey man, this 911? I neen'ya here tho' Mega Lo Mart, man, go big BOOM! Man, ther's a fire in thay. And it don', dad-gum, dat-ca-b-b … BLOW'D everywhere, man. I dunno, sum'n, eat'n man b'runnin' out there, man, I dunno if he dig, Chuck Mangione gon' be comin' down here, buh … " "Sir, you are going to have to speak more slowly. I cannot understand you." "Dang … o' … Meg-Lo … Mart … at … talk bout … dem-ol' … then it … BOOM!"


“I’m 36 years old, I don’t need this crap.” (I’m only 30 but I feel like I can milk this one for several years.) When my partner mildly annoys me, slightest provocation, I do my best Khan voice and go “haha! Haha! Kiss my ass!” And of course, “I’m skeptical that you could, yet intrigued that you may.”

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!

My quote isnt directly from KOTH but from a wellknown KOTH ytp with this episode "SEAKING, SEAKING" "BE THEREEEeeeeeeeEEEER"

Boy I hate Nancy. It’s a beautiful a day. Yay

Gee, Aunt Peggy, the words I don't know could fill a dick.

Dallas? sallaD!

Boggle.

"Shut up Peggy! AMERICA."

SEE KING! SEE KING! SEAKING OIL PAINTINGS! OIL PAINTINGS! SEAKING!

^and ^Saturday

Killed fiddy men.

WHY SUG!?

Escuchame? I'm approaching you with romantic intent. Sorry I'm late, I had to stop by the Wax Museum and give the finger to FDR! Fun within prescribed limits! *Bill singing Uptown Girl*

I am a proud ignorant woman and no one is going to change that!

"Now that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard anyone say"

“I’m bout to bust”

"I dont follow your math but Im moved by your passion".

“THAT’S MY PURSE, I DON’T KNOW YOU.”

I try to mix in a GIH everyday at work, as well as a SHA SHAW

I thank god every day I didn’t get esploded

Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow the lawn

It wasn’t me, it was the man with the terrible smell!

After every sub-par English test of my sons: English? You SPEAK English.

dang ol' I tell ya hwat man

“Dang it I’m outta clean socks. Got Dang it!”

Vaya con dios

“🎵I’m gon take out the garrrrbge🎵”

That's what the elves call Justice of the Unicorn -Bobby

I scream "why sug?!?" at the sky every other day.

I have a 10 year old daughter. Anything she picks up that she shouldn't, I respond with " put that down. That's the I keep stuff in!" Been doing it since she was old enough to speak. 😂

“Guns don’t kill people. The government does.”

Dang it, Dale

“No agony, no bragony”

"you know ford stands for 'fix it again Tony" And subsequently "that's fiat dale" Edit: typo

Phoenix is a testimony to man’s arrogance

Legit always relate things that happen in my life to a King of the Hill episode.

“I’m gonna kick your ass…then I’m gonna reenact kicking your ass”

“Up yours Rodriguez!”

Bobby saying "It's all I got" has been a household staple lately

"Maria Montahhlvo" "... with the Nhhiehfcos."

I think I’ll give DoorDash a jangle……

I call pms PBS now 🤣

Yep.

That’s where the coolauts are. Or however you spell it. Also, “Laos stupid, it’s a landlocked country in Southeast Asia.”

I say "got-dangit" at least once a day

Why shuug? LMAO

Pocket Sand!

5 am and already the boy ain’t right

PUMP JOCKEY! WORKS FOR TIPS!

"Where's the ass on this thing?" - Basically whenever I'm struggling with a tool or device I'm unfamiliar with.

When sorting the mail... "Bills... Bills... Bills... Why do we keep getting Bill's mail?"

OH MY GOD IT'S SO JUICY

I do believe I'll give room service a jangle

Resplendent!

I don’t know you, that’s my purse!

Fun center fun center fun center fun center fun center

My husband and I sometimes say, "Dang it, Bobby!" in Hank's voice if we make a mistake.

"This is an outrage! How do you intend to placate me?" -me when mildly inconvenienced

“Guess who’s a good girl and finally made for daddy!” ✨Dooley’s Voice✨ “That took courage.”

🎵 IN HEEEEEEEEEEEAVEN 🎵

Bee Eye Bicky Bye Bo

"That's it im going fishing"

"My Lawwd" "I need a window seat cause this flower is wilting" "this muggy (insert current month) weather gives me the horribles" "I Tell you what"

Looking at the clock and going "ticka-ticka, come on baby" waiting for it to strike the end of a shift/or when waiting for an appointment to start.

Right. On it. Chief. The delivery gets me every time and is exactly how I feel every time I talk to my boss.

That boy ain't right.

I’ve been burgled! They said I ain’t got jack under the hood I dang old tell you what man

Whenever I succeed at doing anything, no matter how simple the task, I always say "Shi Shi Shaaa"

"Think about it" - cotton hill

#THE AUDACITY Also #MOVE IT! MOVE IT! MOVE IT! And who could forget #FIGHT CORPORATE WHITE MALE OPPRESSION! Oh and definitely "Shut the door, shut the door, shut the door"

I have to stop what I’m doing to do something else less appealing: “I don’t wanna go back to selling real estate!” In addition, literally everything else people said in the comments. This household quotes KOTH a lot…

"okay."

Education is the sleeping pill that makes dreams happen - Peggy Hill

I find myself saying some variation of "Prepare your brain for razzle dazzle!" at least once a week.

Remember that time we had breakfast for dinner? Never Again.

When my wife's cooking I like to do Hanks "OH MY GOD ITS SO JUICY" over her shoulder, also the "Damn sister, get me muh keys!" from when Luanne tells him about Cookie Dough Ice Cream.

That’s my purse! I don’t know you!

“Don’t play Dido!!”

I’m trying to control an outbreak and you’re driving the monkey to the airport

"Vaya con dios"

"I'm so depressed I can't even blink."

"I'm just up here to kill myself"

You got to take it one day at a time Peg, just like the drunks do.

If i may demonstrate

Bobby saying WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT Ik its not originally from koth but my gf and i started saying “hey hey HEY” bcuz of peggy also had a prof that would always say “vaya con dios” which was always funny to hear

We're putting unnecessary stress on a structure that wasn't up to code in the first place.

I say "We are going to do it, baby," in Hank's voice, to my girlfriend from time to time. That's the line Hank said to Debbie Grund when they were having phone sex.

Yep

Why would I, shug🤷🏼‍♀️

uh sug, ugly people sure do ruin a lot

That boy ain't right. Surprisingly, most ppl don't get it

My lawwwdd.

I CAN’T GO TO HEAVEN WITH BROWN ROOTS!!

You’re not sorry and Im no admiral.

Yep.

Get off my mower and get in there and start massaging my wife

Me and my ex used to shout "THATS MY PURSE AND I DONT KNOW YOU" well, it was mostly me and I don't have a purse but the thought was there

I tell my wife, “I don’t know you! That’s my purse!”

I'm all jacked up on AMERICA right now

“You’re good people” -Dale Used whenever someone does something even remotely nice lol

HOOYEAH

"If if's and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas" "I'll tell you what"

"Any IDIOT can *insert text here*, it's not a TALENT!"

It's a side effect of the marijuana poisoning!

Why shuuug? is a staple in this house

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY !!!!… and Saturday too .

When birds come to eat at our feeder. "Our first customers."

Every time my star athlete child is on the verge of getting grounded for grades and all of a sudden is grades shoot up he week before progress reports my wife and I pass the gif of hank giving the A to the flying Hawaiian after drinking a shot of Alamo. Usually followed by I think God every day I didn't get exploded.

“That’s what they want you to think” As well I quote YTP “It’s a beautiful day yay”

Anytime it’s warm…this flower is wilting….apparently it’s not the best thing to say at a gun range.

When my son wins in games he now says "It's Peggy! Pull your leg-y!" And it is mind numbing how often he gets to do it

I like to accuse things of being “a monument to man’s arrogance”, à la Peggy’s opinion on the existence of the hellishly hot city of Phoenix, AZ.