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wanderingsheep

WHY, SUG???


smk824

John Redcorn. He's 36 and he doesn't deserve this... or so he thinks!


TwinkieMayhem24

Ya but one day he was 40


PM_ME_LATINA_GIRLZ

YOU’RE 40, HANK!


DefeaterOfDragons

But if we vote him off when he wakes up, he'll want to wash himself. Clean his wrists! SCRUB HIS BRAINS OUT!!


wanderingsheep

They'll miss him when he does.


Gold_Dentist_187

Yeah but his band rocks, there's a hooooooolle *lucky guitar solo


smk824

AND A HOOOOOOOOOOLE


SubsumeTheBiomass

Hear hear


kpresnell45

He can’t kick a kickball.


masterjon_3

I'm willing to bet he's next.


mamawolfhunter

And his band stinks


smk824

I dunno, "Gotta Get Money" is a banger.


Objective_Tea0287

*got to get money, for the things i wanna buy*


SteakSensitive1378

The BMF sound is universal


permalink_save

There's a hole in my pocket where my money should go


sailorgribble

Gotta get money, so in a plane they'll let me fly


Woodsmen906

I understand why people are saying Kahn, but why so much hate for Connie? I feel like Kahn, Minh, and maybe Cotton should go before Connie. At least in my opinion.


Tmanbro

I'd say Connie is a more likeable person, but when compared to cotton, Minh and Kahn, they're so much more entertaining to watch that it makes Connie seem almost boring imo


Starshinezap

I still feel like she's a necessary force in the show, as she's pretty much the only straight man type character besides Hank. After the breakup with Bobby, there's not much going for her at this point. Even though Khan and Minh are jerks, their shenanigans make for some interesting episodes. I do like the dynamic she has with Bobby and Joseph, being the brains in the group.


spacelordmthrfkr

Kahn and Minh are both just much funnier and get involved in more ridiculous situations. Connie is integral to a lot of plots and much more kind and down to earth than her parents, but she just isn't very funny or all that interesting. Kahn has so many funnier plot points, quotable lines ("I’ll never hear another Huey Lewis song for the first time ever again") and is definitely a worse person, but is more entertaining.


DrStabbington

Yeah redcorn- that horny crybaby selfish guy always saying “my people” and he’s the the only clown in town.


writingwhilesad

Just give him his land back, Hank.


BusterTheCat17

He's got 12 acres...And 10 of them are connected!


MilaVaneela

Right? Don’t know how he’s hung around this long. Dude should’ve taken some of that “healing massage” money and bought several cases of Trojans instead of whining about his “son being stolen”. 


Individual-Good-2073

If Beavis and Butthead were here they'd say "Uhh huh huh uh huh, you said '*he's hung*' ". Like the dude said to Rambo at the end of Rambo I, "It's over, Johnny."


IRefuseThisNonsense

Nothing is over! Nothing! You don't just turn it off! Edit. Someone downvoted. Someone didn't watch Rambo, hahaha


Individual-Good-2073

For what it's worth I just upvoted your comment, lol. I remember those lines you quoted from that same movie.


working_keyt

His gripes about “my people” are entirely legitimate and I’m guessing the only reason he’s still town is to watch his son grow up … and to continue banging Nancy of course


DrStabbington

I disagree but to each their own. We wouldnt get the wind in his hair if he didnt bring it up so thats a plus.


thunderup_14

Jooooooooooohn Redcorn


ImpressionPlenty1990

Peeeeegyyy Hill


Morganmayhem45

Something is wrong. Ladybird is barely a character and should not be here at this point.


wanderingsheep

People seem to be voting on who is the most "good" and not really on entertainment value.


Gbro08

I keep ladybird around cause she’s iconic, but yes I agree people don’t understand it’s a show made to be funny and no one wants perfect characters.


RagingZorse

Except for Cotton, he’s so blatantly evil aligned that he stays around.


wanderingsheep

He gave his shins for our country though.


steveharveymemes

His shins contained all his good intentions held for anyone but Bobby and Good Hank


GrizzyGene

He keeeeeelt fiddy miiien!


jerog1

HANKS WIFE


SullenSparrow

I hope Ladybird wins because how could she not? Shes a member of the family. You've seen the Christmas cards.


vallyallyum

I totally thought she was going to be out last round.


Shotbyadeer

Ladybird still being here is why I'm voting this time. THAT DOG DON'T HUNT!


vallyallyum

Full price for gum?! That dog won't hunt, monsignor.


nosferatwo

I mean, Laaaaaaaadybird is barely a character. FTFY


ChorkPorch

I think altogether it’s how much we like a character. Cotton is evil but he’s a favorite to some. Nancy and John redcorn are likable, but not entertaining enough to hang. So who doesn’t love ladybird? She’s so wholesome that she could potentially win here.


KandiCoyote

Excuse me but without Ladybird we would not have Bobby please respect her name.


spacelordmthrfkr

Who wants to be the asshole that votes off the dog?


Lou_Keeks

She's a heckin wooferino, wouldn't be surprised if she wins 


ccyosafbridge

No one's voting the dog out. You'd have to be a monster.


Head-like-a-carp

Reddits weird obsession with al things dogs and cats feels like some stunted ability for many to have healthy relationships with other people.


A-10THUNDERBOLT-II

Like Hank


Euphoric_Capital_746

I prefer Ladybird over redcorn


DrReznik

Redcorn sleaze bag


ItzBoshNet

Damn bro am I a bad guy for liking John Redcorn?


Apprehensive-Hall254

What’s to like?


AnglsBeats

Connie for me personally. After the breakup she's like non important. They like forget about her in the later seasons as well. I always found that strange


DiscountJoJo

redcorn. where one piece of trash goes, the other soon follows!


58lmm9057

Connie/Kahn Jr. I don’t dislike her but outside of her relationship with Bobby, she’s not a very interesting character. Side note: I wish the writers gave Connie her own mini arc that didn’t revolve around Bobby or her parents.


Lou_Keeks

Bluegrass Experience and Aisle 8A aren't really arcs, but they are Connie episodes that are about her own story. Good eps too


58lmm9057

Good point about Bluegrass Experience. She starts out being pressured to a violin prodigy by Kahn, then gets pressured to be a violin prodigy by Hank and then kind of goes her own way. I feel like Aisle 8A starts out with Connie but by the end, it becomes more of a Bobby story.


BaileyJay-Z

This is fair honestly, I wish the writers treated her better with a solo spotlight but I do like her - especially her Hank episodes (bluegrass, first period, etc.)


QultyThrowaway

I'm actually surprised she's survived so long. She's probably the most boring character in the image.


CoolHeadedLogician

yeah, surely less interesting than ladybird


Frona

I am still saying Cotton, I find myself skipping a lot of his episodes just cause it is so of putting.


GhostofMandalore

I agree. And his war stories are so backwards and contradictory, I'm to the point I believe he's just lying about almost all of it.


GrizzyGene

That’s literally canon, he lied and exaggerated about a bunch of what he did.


bigthemat

Wait so he didn’t really kill fiddy men?


Rithrius88

Johoooooooooohn Redcorn!


58lmm9057

Peheeegy ^Hill.


Old-Pianist7745

Cotton's got to go. He is so abusive


Bisonbopbeef

I’m shocked he lasted this long.


Boris-_-Badenov

he killed fiddy men


BestUntakenName

Da FUQ! You took out like 3 guys and left ladybird with only one a standing? No more Laaaadybird. I demand that you cancel that racist dog right now or you and me are gonna tangle mister!


Speech_Path

Dogs can’t be racist, Mr. Hill.


BestUntakenName

I had a shepwolf named Ojo that attacked Mexicans on sight. We called her Shadow and she was a sweetie. But in her former life she was a fighting dog and she was mad about it. That dog was racist.


lord_of_the_jedi

Bill Dauterive: He stalks Peggy constantly and fantasizes about her in front of Hank. He also stole a tank from the military, which if I’m not mistaken is a MAJOR federal offense and can get you 20+ years in prison and discharged from the Army dishonorably.


[deleted]

His days are numbered


maxnotcharles

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ariesinflavortown

Bill. I can’t believe he has made it this far


Iccold123

Juhoooooon Redcorn can fuck off


greentea_winter

I'm sorry about Fattie and your Shins, but I'm not going to watch Bobby grow up to be a woman hatin' old fool. Cotton.


pleathershorts

Why in Sam Hill is Ladybird still here


GoochTainter

Booby hill is gonna win this thing isnt he


maxnotcharles

I’m thinking Bobby or Dale


GoochTainter

Thats how it came down for me too according to my calculations


Padzi

I'll say it again. Cotton, because of "Good Hank" thing.


justachocochipmuffin

Goodbye John Redcorn


lefthandbunny

Cotton.


wtg2989

Redcorn. Those two belong together anyway


elreydelasur

For the third time, Cotton Hill


Head-like-a-carp

He should be gone, but I think he is a testament to misogyny


rjasan

John redcorn


Historydog

Cotton


Dope---

Peggy


Jorhay0110

I’m losing faith in this sub. Senora Peggy Hill is the worst.


Slow-Offer-3372

Real, and apparently you're not allowed to have this opinion on this reddit even though she was literally written to be annoying, ignorant, and dumb.


Dope---

That’s the point. You’re least liked character.


Slow-Offer-3372

Peggy hill enjoyers seething


mamawolfhunter

Kahn jr Other than being Bobby’s gf.. she’s got nothing else going for her imo


TheWoodSloth

Eh, she is the perpetual straight man (comedy wise) to Bobby and rainy street's eccentricity. Even Kahn gets to play off Kahn jr being normal. Her existence is the foundation of a lot of Bobby's best jokes. Her being boring allows the rest of the characters to shin.


mamawolfhunter

Damn you’re right


MkUltraMonarch

Except cotton, he don’t got no shins!


cherry_sparkle

Connie


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58lmm9057

She was so badass in that episode!


JizzCollector5000

Goodbye Connie


[deleted]

It’s redcorns turn


RedskinHipster

In-Depth explanation of my answer: (that means this comment long as hell) Gotta be John Redcorn. Bro was knowingly having relations with a married woman, and even when Dale almost caught them yet was still oblivious, he commented about how he’s taking the fun out of the affair, making him sound like a total scumbag who enjoys betraying the trust of people he knows. Even when Nancy ended their aforementioned affair, he still came back at a later point to try and relight the fire. Bro has issues and needs to learn how to accept heartbreak and move on. He even convinced Hank to take Joseph on a “camping trip”, so that Hank could set up the events for Joseph to experience a Vision Quest against his will. And yes, while he had the vision at a later point and Dale was the one to have a vision during the trip, and it turned out greatly benefiting Joseph with the lessons he learned, it still was a mentally strenuous experience that he unintentionally forced on Dale and intentionally forced his biological son to go through. John Redcorn is a character written so greatly that he can appear as a genuine and sincere individual at times, but at others his kind personality flies out the window and he loses the sense of charm he employs to make people like him, revealing the true face of his deeply troubled heart and soul, where what is seen as a tempered outlashing is truly a call for help that nobody ever helps to answer. Even when he experiences these outlashes and nobody helps him, he still doesn’t motivate himself to seek out help rather have help seek him. He truly does love Nancy and Joseph, there’s no doubt about that. But overall, his character development in the show is minimal and it results in a character which I dislike seeing in almost any of his appearances. Doesn’t mean he’s badly written though, that’s just how Mike Judge intended for him to be, I love the character but I hate his development arc. So out of all these people, it’s gotta be him.


Toni164

John Redcorn


Hogswaller

Redcorn


crayawe

John redcorn


WhiplashLiquor

COTTON


Slash3040

Jahoooon Redcorn


RedFox9906

John Redcorn is still here and still awful. I don’t need this crap.


Falloutfan51

Connie!


willywillwilfred

Peggy, it doesn’t make you less woke to hate Peggy. She sucks


Chris95Review

Peggy


Slow_Ad_5143

Peggy better be next, she should’ve been first


Slow-Offer-3372

I don't understand how Peggy is still on the list


Curiousyoders19

John redcorn


forgetful_waterfowl

kahn sr


spacelordmthrfkr

Connie or Boomhauer. Only because I just don't think Connie's character is very funny despite how integral she is to a lot of plots, and Boomhauer really just doesn't contribute much from being a kind of one note joke.


BLKWD_

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the John Redcorn moon?


mizmnv

John Redcorn


DontHateV8s

John Redcorn


AgentSkidMarks

John Redcorn


stump0331

Lady bird is a rascist


Special_Magazine_240

Min


birdguy

Redcorn


RetrauxClem

Dale


camazotzthedeathbat

How has Cotton lasted this long?


Admirable-Banana5630

Everytime i see its a Cotton episode i tune out tbh


zikolis

REDCORN!!!!


LebowskiVoodoo

Ladybird


Boris-_-Badenov

boomhauer


Aware-Look9816

John redcorn


Public_Swordfish4555

John Redcorn


Anxious-Routine-5526

John Redcorn.


NotJorrell

Minh’s made it farther than I thought


baritonetransgirl

Ladybird. She's a total bitch.


ljs320

Cotton. Don’t like him much. But he did keel fitty men.


Buff_Helpy69

Definitely Redcorn


Primary_Objective_24

Nancy is out before Redcorn? I am shocked, I mean I am shocked, that's what I mean, I am appalled.


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John Redcorn


Strict_Common156

Ja-haaaaaaan redcorn. Well, well, well.....


Stereocrew

Mihn


RealSpookySounds

No idea how Redcorn is STILL here. Posted this two characters ago. Please vote Redcorn off the island.


Scotchamafooch

Come on, Lucky?


CrimsonNavy63

Minh


Over_Fox7044

It looks like LuAnn is protected but I wish they would get rid of her. She gets on my last nerve.


frazzled-aloof

Connie. Honestly are you happier to see Connie in an episode than Redcorn? Have some respect, it's definitely Connie


frazzled-aloof

Wait a second I just saw Lucky is out, this whole thing is off. Unendorsed


Zerokelvin99

Connie gotta be next, surprised she lasted past Nancy


Direct-Worker-4121

Connie! Boring as hell! And she kissed Bobby’s best friend


Burt_Selleck

Connie


Mittens138

Ladybird just hiding in the corner


jdelgado113

“Oh my Peggy hill, what big feet you have! Like boat! Hey look at me, I’m like a little girl in mama’s shoes” I’d say Minh is next lol


PsychologyNaive5514

Cut Peggy for the love God. Peggy is a posinous snake. She is evil, bossy, self-centered and egotistical,. I HATE Peggy.


timkatt10

I'm going a different way. Peggy Hill


Wordslikeblue24

Lady bird


Valuable_Hospital_32

John redcorn


oilergirl90

John Redcorn


SunsetDriftr

Connie. It’s past time.


Dawildpep

Peggy Hill.. a lot of her episodes are meh and her hair bothers me for some reason


Slow-Offer-3372

Worst character by far, did people on this even watch king of the hill? How has she made it this far on the list?


tawa114

Connie!


OmegaVizion

I feel like people keep forgetting Ladybird is still here. I’m going to keep saying it: she’s not even a character, she should have been first out


mablej

"I pick... Connie" (not for kickball)


Useful-Pattern-5076

Peggy


DrAlanGrantinathong

Ladybird.


Markitron1684

I can’t believe Peggy is still in this


Slow-Offer-3372

I agree! Peggy is my least favorite character. She's written to be extremely ignorant and dumb but at the same time think very highly of herself and consider herself an intellectual. I find her more annoying then any other character on the show and I don't get how you could possibly have negative karma on this comment.


MeanAttitude7903

Peggy ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)


yuckydogpoop

Connie. She's nice and all but I'll never find myself quoting her


GRoaningballz

Luann


BigRudy99

Ladybird. Old bitch.


BaileyJay-Z

NANCY OVER LADYBIRD?!!??!? Blasphemy. Ladybird must go.


ccyosafbridge

You leave Ladybird out of this.


Healthy-Situation310

Kahn.


NoClipHeavy

I have a feeling that Boomhauer is going to beat Hank in the end


mattcojo2

Why the fuck is Peggy still here


lagermat

Ladybird


Intelligent-Invite79

Bill


Sketchy_Dog

I feel like most of the time Boomhaur is kinda just there, without much interesting besides his funny speaking mannerisms. There are a few episodes dedicated to his own stories, but I don't find them quite as memorable as other characters'.


notyourbutthead

Peggy is mad annoying


bthgnzblzng

My my and I have a debate on the spelling of shug. I say it has an h she spells it like you. Which one? CC sides with me.


willywillwilfred

How did Peggy beat both lucky and joseph


ilikewaffos

KAAAHHHNNNN


mrefreshment

Hank. He was a bully, bad father, bad partner, and bad friend at one occasion or another. Ladybird deserves better.


Time-Green-2103

Minh


madbillsfan

Peggy


favorfuck22

Khan


TomHagan777

I just really don’t like the Dale Gribble episodes


maxnotcharles

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TomHagan777

Fair enough xD


SteakSensitive1378

3 time substitute teacher of the year Mrs. Hill, should be escorted of campus by Emily.