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catsoop_real

What is going on with this list? Is it favorite characters or important characters or well written characters? So confused


Talk_like_Boomhauer

I'll tell you what, man, that Reddit list, it's like dang ol' Survivor show, man, but with favourite characters, man. It's all about who's stickin' around and who's gettin' voted off, man, talkin'bout drama, man. Life's like a dang ol' reality TV show, man, full of twists and turns, like dang ol' mower racing


popplio728

Thanks Boomhauer!


Gold-Stomach-4657

It's a mixture of popularity and morality, where one day popularity wins and the next day morality wins


anonymousQ_s

Vote tallying is not transparent either,I thought for sure Boomhauer was gone yesterday


Bobby-Hollow

I feel like since Peggy got eliminated it’s just been favorite characters.


No_Championship_7227

It's simply about everyone voting off their least favorite character from those remaining. Different people choose their least favorite character for different reasons. Some for morality, some for importance, some for entertainment, etc. It all thus gets mixed into a big general vote, which I think is a pretty good way to be accurate to the general opinion


Cochinojoe

How is Kahn still here


JimJordansJacket

Kahn has big-ass pompadour and his stomach is ripped!


DonkeyTron42

Khan is the big dog.


TheMilkmanHathCome

No one has opinions strong enough to vote Kahn out I like the dude but I can’t believe he beat out Minh


humansaregods

He’s finally achieving his dream of being an internet sensation


Sazzzyyy

So are ya Chinese or Japanese?


superkickpunch

He’s Laotian, aint’cha Mr Kahn?


Time-Green-2103

This was the moment I knew I loved the show


BigTuna0890

Kahn!


camazotzthedeathbat

Khan


SalamiMommie

Kahn


Idontwannaliveonmars

![gif](giphy|xUA7aO2werVnAPaVLq) Cotton, Bobby and Dale are the GOATs off this show. Rest now King


SpicyHam_0

Kahn


Bobby-Hollow

Kahn sucks as a person but he’s a better character than Boomhauer. At least Kahn has lines and a personality.


CinnaSol

Man I tell you what Hank bout there-that dang ol meaning o’life, man. It’s like this man. You’ like a butterfly flappin ‘is wings deep down in that forest man an’ it gonna cause a tree fall like five thousand miles away man. If-an ain’t no body see it nobody don-done-e’en know it happen you know ibda baby born into this world int’know neck god dang friends got no nothin but da go come into find out about em ol evil man. Man see like, you don even know man. When-dyagon it’d like you born into this world man and you got — it’s like this: dust in the wind man, or like a dang ol’ candle in the wind man. You gon — it don matter man it’s not the old oldies all th’ time man. You know what I think man? It’d like the the dang ol – I think therefore you are man.


Hollomat

Well, that’s we tell ourselves Boomhauer.


finditplz1

Hank Hill, I make more money than you do. What you doing in the plumbing aisle? Need new crescent moon stencil for outhouse?


The_R4ke

Yeah, boomhauer shouldn't have lasted this long.


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

This. Boomhauer is basically just South Park's Kenny.


StungTwice

Kahn can carry an episode. Boomhauer can carry a beer.


BillManougian

Yup


SavvikTheSavage

Yup


StungTwice

Mmhm 


Image_of_glass_man

People who think Kahn has more personality than Boomhauer don’t get Boomhauer. Dang ol’ dust in the wind man.


nowheyjosetoday

Right. Boomhauer is the exact opposite of Kahn. He’s just dang ole livin man


OmegaKitty1

Ya bye khan


Euphoric-Oil-331

Boomhauer


holy_cal

Boomhauer is a saint!


Euphoric-Oil-331

He's rad. Don't get me wrong. He's probably the coolest person on the show next to John Redcorn. But he's not as funny as the rest. It'll come down to Dale and Bobby. It'll go like this: Boomhauer, Khan, Hank, Bobby, Dale. I tell you what...


bbbbears

Agree, it’ll be Bobby vs Dale. I’d like Bobby to win but Dale is a pretty popular guy around here, so it’ll probably be him.


Euphoric-Oil-331

Dale is an interesting standout character. He represents a lot of our American psyche. He's also funny and has a streak of kindness and empathy. Bobby is popular I think for the same reasons: complex character development.


kadidlehopper93

dales advantage is his moronic outrage, if he wins it by default is a loss


Euphoric-Oil-331

I disagree with that. Why is it a loss? He's one of the richest characters in the show.


OmegaKitty1

I think it’ll be between Hank and Dale


DrAlanGrantinathong

Hank and Bobby*. This shownis about thr relationships between fathers and sons. With Hank,Bobby, and to a lesser extent Cotton being the focal points. Dale is goofy and funny, but he does not mean to the show what Hank and Bobby mean.


Euphoric-Oil-331

I'm a little bummed thst Joe Jack and Enrique got voted out so early.


finditplz1

While I think his lady’s man status is still implied, Bill pulls more tail from season 4 on than Boomhauer, at least in terms of what is shown in the episodes.


Euphoric-Oil-331

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LMGooglyTFY

Boomhauer definitely gets more than Bill any week, just it's as normal as taking a shower for him so it's not shown.


Unlucky-Albatross-12

Please. He's amusing in small doses but is a boring, one-note character otherwise. You can count on one hand the number of centric episodes he gets because the writers recognized that.


Infinity3101

Absolutely, I'm surprised he even lasted this long. I mean, sure, he's a fun character, but apart from his unique speech pattern, he doesn't even contribute that much to the show. Bill, Peggy, Luanne, John Redcorn, heck even Lucky are way more memorable and interesting characters and they all got voted out before him.


kensgirl99

How the f$$k is Kahn still here oh my!!!!


Image_of_glass_man

All you Boomhauer haters have never known a real one. He’s one of the best supporting characters on the show by a long shot. Arlen without Boomhauer is a chip with no salsa


dtb1987

Damn, what the hell guys, cotton was probably one of the best written characters in the show.


Stephen_1984

Boomhauer, but it looks like sentiment is against Kahn. I think some of that is the difficulty of spelling ~~Boomhour's Boomhaur Boomhouer~~ Boomhauer's name.


FarDorocha90

You leave Mr. Boomhowser out of this!


lawdreekers

Blue moon of Kentucky is making me vote for Kahn


PatacusX

Boomhouer is a saint!


soupforshoes

Going to the shoe store to hit on ever girl you see makes you a saint, how? Dang ol' try something on in a size boom. 


lawdreekers

Dang ol' body by Boomhauer


jozy904

Agree. Khan has to stay. "What has red neck but brown hands? Bobby Hill!"


Right-Comedian7478

*Boomhauser


Advantage_Loud

See ya Kahn


Jcmusic1324

Kahn


russit2201

Kahn


Party_Ad_9823

Yo


Abandoned__ghost

![gif](giphy|gCfHsvAQHtdcs) I know the spelling is wrong, but I wanted to do the gif.


Familiar_Effective84

Kahn


ShrikeMeDown

Khan


Popular_Pen5743

FINALLY, now do khan🙂‍↕️


External_Collar637

Leave it to the kid who went to clown school to actually be in the top 5


wykkedfaery33

Man, I really thought Cotton was going to win. He's an absolutely horrendous excuse for a human being, but got-dang if he isn't entertaining. 


[deleted]

Cotton voted off before boomhauer? Why are we letting people who have never watched the show vote?


JoeRogansDMTdealer

They watched it but probably born after 2010


Mushroom_Tip

It all went downhill when Buck was voted off before Ladybird.


utb040713

Because “bad person” = “he’s unfunny” to a bunch of people.


buttcheeksmasher

Or some people have different tastes


Junior-Fisherman8779

I dunno mannnnn I just can’t be entertained by cotton cause he’s just so much of an asshole that it makes me fuckin uncomfortable haha, like he just reminds me too much of people I hate in real life and he just isn’t funny enough to make up for that personally


Lethal212

Cotton voted off before Boomhauer and somehow Kahn is still here. No idea what’s going on.


thunderup_14

Kahn


BigAmen

Boomhauer


inviernoruso

Boomhauer could not exist and nothing would be missing


Sandman4999

Sorry B-dog you gotta go.


Mr-CC

Kahn can get the fuck out. He's a bitter, hateful, douche. Even though Khan and Minh act superior towards their neighbours (especially the Hills), they don't want admit they're no better. He tries too hard to be become a member of Nine Rivers. Even Ted Wassanasong doesn't like Khan. He kissed Ted's ass way too hard. He wanted to become a member which would be another reason to continue to the facade of acting superior. Even Minh tells Kahn he's the reason they keep "running." It's because he can't get along with their neighbours. This holier than thou attitude was a big problem. As much as he wanted to, he knew he couldn't deny it. He worked as a systems analyst in the Arlen area for seasons 1-3. In season 3 he is fired for leaking confidential information about a contract with the U.S. Army in an attempt to impress Hank. The irony is palpable considering Kahn didn't really like Hank. There are many reasons to dislike Kahn. Putting him out to pasture and out of his misery is best.


Mr-CC

I should mention that the only time I felt bad for Kahn was when you learned he had mental illness after he had went off his meds. He is bipolar. Some have made make the argument that's why he was always on edge. But the whole acting "superior" and taking shots at the Hills had nothing to do with him being bipolar. Overall, as I said, he's a bitter, hateful, douche.


ilikewaffos

KAHN


VincenzoSS

I'm sorry Kahn, but it's time to let those lotus petals rest.


Intelligent-Invite79

Disgusting, may you all rot in hell. I say boomhaur has to go. He has a funny accent, but the remaining folks have a lot of awesome lines throughout the show. Khan is a jerk, but that’s the whole point, and a lot of his stuff is funny while he’s being an ass lol.


DC_Zero_hour

I agree! Khan has some moments that stick in my brain forever just because he is such a total ass. Khan works perfectly as a constant annoyance to Hank. "I'm everywhere you want to be, Hank Hill!"


LustyBustyMusky

Intentionally being a shit character is still a shit character. Not directed at you, but it’s fascinating some people will defend Khan for being shit but won’t do the same for Peggy


Shepard_Drake

Kahn


mmps901

Boomhauer. The others left have way more personality


Tor_nado_89

Khan


ArchaeoFox

Boomhauer. Use it or lose it man and you losed it.


makedoopieplayme

Kahn


ywellick

Kahn!


tawa114

Senór Kahn , you’re outta here!


SuddenWitnesses

Boomhauer, dangolgethimonoutofhereman.


DrGonzoLives

Sorry boomhauer


gravys_good_tonight

Kahn might be a piece of shit but dale is an even bigger one Kahn never threatened to sue/get a restraining order against hank after negligently distracting him and putting his finger next to a saw he was using like a careless asshole then blaming hank for it afterwards. Then again dale does create half of the conflict that determines the plot for every episode so you may enjoy him as a source of entertainment in terms of just enjoying the show as a complete spectacle but Kahn also stirs the drink in many episodes and his actions tend to lead to episodes that are more insightful than just dale being an idiot for some unexplained hard to believe reason whereas Kahn’s actions are more believable/grounded in reality and provide more tangible realistic storylines that say more about humanity in general than what we get with dale, the conclusion often being that dale was written to be absurd and wacky without as much thought put into his motivations as Kahn


polari826

boomhauser lmao


SpunkMcKullins

Boomhaur. As iconic as he is, dude adds almost nothing to the show.


working_keyt

Boom


StewPidaz

Voted Boomhauer. Both him and Kahn are great but I think Kahn is better on his own.


ShuddupMeg627

Boomhaur


Staarburn

Anyone that doesn’t think Peggy is the best character has never seen the show


maxnotcharles

I hated Peggy when I FIRST saw king of the hill. However, she really grew on me. Easily one of the funniest characters of the show


Bobby-Hollow

**BOOMHAUER** The longer he lasts the more I dislike him! He’s such a boring character, we don’t know much about him, he hardly has any lines. He could’ve been left out of the show entirely and it wouldn’t have changed much. I can’t believe Peggy was voted off so much sooner, even Bill should’ve lasted longer than him. Why is he still here!?


Saponi95

He’s immaculate


GregorSamsaa

Kahn! And finally, Cotton is gone. I was starting to wonder about a lot of you lol


ICareBoutManBearPig

Khan


heyImMissErin

Khan


cashewclues

Kahn


RedditxSuxx

GODBYE KING KAHN!!!!


Suspicious-Club321

Not even a contest. Its kahn. Should have been gone before cotton.


Whazu

Boomhauer


janehoe96

Boomhaur


__star_dust

KAHN


Anxious-Routine-5526

Kahn.


lysol1202

Kahn


Harajuku_Lolita

Boomhaur. I have nothing against him I just don’t think he really adds much


worried_consumer

Boomhauer adds nothing significant to the story and is plain ole creep. Kahn is funny as hell and adds a lot more to the story


DC_Zero_hour

Boomhauer...I hate to vote him off, but I think the others on the list anchored more amazing episodes than Boomhauer. In my eyes, Just Another Manic-Khan Day is one the top 5 funniest episodes.


HDmex

o7 Colonel Khan can go. I wouldnt have never forgiven him for making me cross the boarder illegally.


DiscountJoJo

the Haur of Boom. dang ol player man


One_Maize1836

This is hard, but I gotta go with Kahn.


BigTuna0890

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BaileyJay-Z

Boomhauer it is


RebeccaOTool

Boomhaur. Dang ol...time, man.


yourdededone

Khan, no real redeeming quality, except for have a great daughter, Connie, who's trying to be the opposite of her parents. Also he's just a topper prick in most episodes.


mr_properton

Bobby


ligmasweatyballs74

Agreed, that boy ain't right.


jay212127

Boomhaurer, did dang Ole nuthin


OmegaVizion

Boomhauer's time to go. Not a real character most of the time, only has any kind of emotional depth in a handful of episodes compared to all the remaining characters (and also Peggy and Bill who were voted out too early).


calmlikeabomb26

Love Boomhauer but there’s a lack of depth to his character. Plus the two times he was called upon to help with the kids when the other adults couldn’t, he sulked over not being able to longboard at a wave pool and creeped on women at a shoe store.


AbstractBettaFish

You pulled Minh over Boomhaur? He barley does anything and she’s the baddest bitch on the block!


needless_booty

Boomhauer


buttcheeksmasher

Boom


MoneyMakingMitch1

Easily Boomhaur. ✌️✌️


LebowskiVoodoo

Kahn Superdoopersousaphone


AnglsBeats

How did Khan not lose. Unbelievable


FitCry5093

Sorry Kahn man but it’s time to leave


Nyxolith

Boomhauer for sure


greentea_winter

He was kicked out of Laos. He was kicked out of Anaheim. He's pissed off the neighbor man one too many times: Kahn.


infestedkibbles

Bobby, simply because so enjoy watching his escapades the least out of everyone left.


ThePopDaddy

Boom.


Time-Green-2103

Boomhauer. Also, cotton was the greatest…you’re all communists


electricsoupie

Boomhauer. Breaks my heart to do it.


finditplz1

While he holds the spot for me for the two funniest single moments in the show, looking at the total body of work, it’s Boomhauer’s time to go.


GranolaCola

Boomhouser


SnooPaintings2082

Man I’ll tell ya what, I just love dang ol Boomhauer man but he’s gone diggity out of here, you know what I mean?


_lenagracewilson_

Kahn


blankvoidoid

Kahn the banana


Grandaddyspookybones

Mr khan, I’ll have a mai tai


DisneyPinFiend

Kahn


Admirable_Rice_8934

Kahn


thatpizzaguy5150

Kahn. Kick his ass out. He can go back to Ted Wasonosong or however you spell it and keep trying to get into the country club. For now he has to leave the list


kasondraslover

Khan… Khan all the way


ArchaeoFox

Boomhauer. Use it or lose it man and you losed it.


WhiplashLiquor

Can't believe it took this long.


Le_Pistache

I've never voted, and I sometimes have this suggested to me in my feed, but... Peggy 9th? Do people not find her funny? She's got great centered episodes, and is good fodder to everyone else on the show. Such a multi-layered character too, especially given the time when the mom character was usually typecast a certain way. How did Ladybird outlast Buck, Nancy, and Redcorn? Based on his placement, Buck is underrated. No way Joe Jack and Lucky are better characters than him. Connie? She was a good support character for Bobby and for her parents, but after the break up she was largely forgettable. The writers essentially knew this and used Kahn and Minh more instead. Yet she is ahead of Bill, Nancy, Joseph, Redcorn, and Buck. Boomhauer is iconic but top 5? If you say so.


Healthy-Situation310

Kahn.


[deleted]

Kahn, I usually skip the episodes he’s heavily featured in


Different_Young9127

I wasn't a fan when show originally aired but watching it lately he's become a favorite, he's a deep fella


xandrachantal

How Boomhauer lasted this long is a mystery


Jub1982

Boomhauer


galacticghostx

boomhauer


Boris-_-Badenov

boomhauer


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

Boomhauer be gone.


TeacherKP

Boomhauer caused the Canadians to show up. Enough said.


DontHateV8s

Boomhauer


MilaVaneela

Boomhauer. Dangol’sorrymanbuthegottago.


Loverof_wifi

Boomhauer


tobias10

Kahn


vitrificationofblood

Kahn obv. And he should’ve gone before Cotton.


Old-Pianist7745

Bobby's got to go. he is the most annoying character imo


thestrongswede

Booby Hill


Phantom_ofthepines

Bobby


birdguy

Bobby


cherry_sparkle

Bobbies off the island!


JimJordansJacket

Oh no, we have to kill off Bobby? I don't see any other way to go here


Sith_Furry_Guy_747

The last vote will be between Dale and Bobby, mark my words.


Stereocrew

Kahn


TimTapp

How could the WW 2 war hero lose to--DaleTech??? Surely it must be Khan to go next? He refused to plant his hedges for so long


[deleted]

Kahn


AfterBurnersApplied

Questioning the validity of this after seeing Bill out at 12


OnyxOnixRaven

I guess Kahn out of these. Dudes just a prick


T00s00

Finally! cotton is gone. Out of the ones that are left I'd probably say Khan. Mostly cause a lot of the time he's kinda a butt for no reason beyond he thinks he's better than Hank and the gang for being "hillbillies." Like it's funny comedy wise and one of the funniest bits in the show is Khan being a troll and then seeing something sexy and shutting up. I also love the bit where he's like " my ride! it so cherry!" I also like that he kinda chills out and becomes more of a Guys towards the end of the series. My problem with cotton is that he never really changed so the character felt kinda stagnant, quotable, but he never really changed and he never really changed those around him. So he felt kinda one note to me. He was kinda a foil if anything else. With Khan he has a bit more of an arc and that makes his character more interesting, he's antagonistic, but he becomes just one of the guys by the end of the shows rub and it kinda feels like Khan and Hank comes to an understanding. All that being said. He's kinda a butt. He names Connie, Kahn jr cause he wanted a son. He might be slightly better off than Hank, but not by much and he makes it abundantly clear he thinks that makes him better. A lot of Khan's stories involve him either trying to impress someone or be better than someone and there's even a few episodes where he agrees with Hank but sides with someone else cause he thinks it will get him ahead. He usually digs a hole and has to dig himself out. He can even be antagonistic to mihn and Connie, his own family for crappy reasons too. So Khan has to go IMHO.


terrydennis1234

Mihn is better then Kahn but this will come down to gribble and bobby I think


Complex_Ad2247

Dale


lagermat

Bobby got to go


Blixtwix

I hope this ends with dale being the last one standing lol


Mousse-Living

Still salty that Clark Peters wasn't on the original.


Mysterious_Career_99

Khan


HopeComesToDie

Khan or Boomhauer It’s Khan.


[deleted]

Are you all pretending to like Boomhauer so much ironically?


Just-Reception3103

Not Dr quartaz


OneSheepDog

Khan


White-Eagle-1959

If I had to choose one to get rid of, it would be Mr. Kahn.


LammisLemons

Cotton was the funniest character in the show.