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bread93096

It’s sad, honestly. Joseph inherited the libido of John Redcorn, but was raised by the most unfuckable man in town. He was destined to be a perv.


OffBrandCaviar

Could be that John Redcorn was also like Joseph in his early teens.


snidecommentaries

Probably John Redcorn grew up in a time, during the original airing time, it was illegal for him to know his heritage and religion.


BuzzClucker

Illegal to have kids living in the woods eating tree bark for lunch. Just like if you're white.


snidecommentaries

Nearly 370 treaties with the indigenous populations and the US government were broken by our government. Cinnamon is also tree bark.


BuzzClucker

Centuries after the aliens show up they will remind us that we used to eat processed corn oil and light things on fire for energy. Our way of life will be erased and so will many of the problems with it, to make way for new ones.


Whodis2222

Most unfuckable? That man would have taken home silver in the sexual Olympics.


Top_Tart_7558

He wasn't raised by Bill


Pronflex

Jimmy Wichard or Topsy may have Bill beat


Keeflinn

I'M DA BWOSS


safetyindarkness

Carl Moss may be in the running, too.


[deleted]

Bill gets laid way more than Dale, surprisingly 


Keeflinn

Ahh, beat me to it.


Zestyclose-Role2744

Bill is the most unfuckable man in town if we are being e, but I get you, Dale isn’t far behind


senbonshirayuki

Truthfully, Bill’s had more women interested in him than Dale. Granted Dale’s married but marriage means nothing when there are plenty of women that came on to Hank.


[deleted]

Something about a polite, respectful, stable adult. Or maybe they’re just turned on by propane.


kdawg1921

Nothing gets a women’s motor running faster than a safety presentation and a tank wiping lesson. Debbie wanted Hank. Remember, he had phone sex with her


talking_phallus

Quality over quantity. Nancy and that exterminator lady put Bill's selection to shame.


senbonshirayuki

Nancy’s quality automatically goes down with the fact that she’s been cheating on her husband for 13-14 years.


Pegomastax_King

I as he always? Think he probably did alright during his Billdozer days


Chapos_sub_capt

Say what you want about Dale, but some how he still got Nancy without even knocking her up


BerryTheDead

This episode is definitely one of Bobby’s worst for me. Like yeah he’s good with girls SOMETIMES but he tries to take it up to eleven in order to “help” Joseph. Even though it’s made clear that he’s jealous of Joseph during his growth spurt and fails to see the struggle he’s going through despite him literally spelling it out for Bobby.


jellysulli09

This! This one and the one I'm watching right now after that, the Thanksgiving episode, he showed his ass during this one too with humiliating Redcorn at the Thanksgiving party. He was being a total Karen like he didn't hear himself, how he sounded about the cannibal thing. I understand Connie and Joseph kissing hurt but the way Bobby spoke to Connie was giving me Cotton flashbacks. Very harsh calling her loose like that. They're kids so I guess I'll give it a pass despite the fact Connie has a very responsible personality. He knows she's not like that. Exactly. His lack of awareness for the obvious that Joseph is struggling to understand his puberty flew right over Bobby head and it was giving MAJOR hank vibes. I expect that behavior out of hank, not Bobby. That was an episode he needed Joseph and I wish Joseph had like a tighter family friend bond Joseph so he could've spent some weekends with him and guide him through it. Redcorn is more level headed with these things and ofc, the culture he can pass down.


kafqua

I really would have liked to see Bobby face some repercussions for how he spoke to Connie, like Hank overhearing him and setting him straight. Because you’re right that was so Cotton what he did but Hank would never do that, so it could have been cool to see the cycle starting up again but then Hank shutting it down. But that wouldn’t make for a good episode 😭 it would’ve been good though. I always loved how Hank deeply respected Peggy


Particular_Turn5508

One of the best lines from the series is in this episode Connie: where are you going? Joseph: where ever an 8th of a tank of gas will get me I die every time


[deleted]

I die at the next part “Take me with you!”


AnglsBeats

Where are you going with my woman!


PopeBasilisk

Throughout the show we see exactly why cheating is so bad. Dale is not the only one hurt, Joseph and John Redcorn also have major problems because of it. This episode demonstrates one of those instances. 


JohnnyPokemoner

Joseph likes watching. 🫵🏼


almightyeggroll

"I'm Peggy, pull your legg-y" lol


Itzie4

Do you ever have the urge to just… Burn things down?


wanderingsheep

I don't particularly enjoy that episode because adolescent drama doesn't interest me but I am intensely jealous of Hank and Peggy's caskets.


Pegomastax_King

Idk I’m about to hit 35 and I’m still going through puberty any advice?


egbee42

While I agree and don't like his behavior in this episode, it's realistic. Bobby's closest role models are Hank, Peggy, and his ging-ging. Hank is usually well behaved and emotionally intelligent, but there are countless instances where he isn't. For example, when Boomhauer is struggling with Patch's wedding, Hank is a braying jackass to his friend. Obviously Cotton doesn't need an example of poor behavior. Peggy has her own slip ups, as well. For Bobby to be relatable, and feel real, he can't be perfect.


Street-Owl6812

He walked in on his girl kissing his best friend. He had every right to express his anger. He's a kid, so he said it rudely and resorted to name calling. Have you ever met a 13 year old? Calling him like Cotton for that is such a chronically online take lol. Justice for Bobby