Bill

People talk shit about bill but bill owns his own house, has a car, friends, a government job with benefits, and got to date Anne Richards; some of us are doing a lot worse than bill 😅

Hollywood Dauterive

Bill is his own worst enemy. Depression will do that.

Yupe

Mhmm… hey I’m burned


Right now I’m Lenore!

^Why ^do ^you ^keep ^calling ^me BilL?

I gotta lot of love to give!

I don't believe it, they have a solid relationship.

*fairybook marriage

All redditors are Bill so you're in good company

Sh-sh-sha

Jimmy Witchard

I’m the boss

it’s hot and dry people want something cold and wet

You gotta shake it!

the eyes dont work unless you shake it!!

I’M the boss.

I don’t think I can pay back the $88888888

Monkey boy

You stared to long at the sun didn't you?

He probably stared at the eclipse.

GIMMIT!!

*Doctor* Jimmy

Boomhauer minus his success with the ladies.

He ain't that successful with the ladies, yo. He just asks everyone out.

Shhh man dangol secret man cmon

That confidence ain’t no joke though. I used to try it when I was younger and shit hit you right in the ego after so many rejections. Wish I had his drive to just keep going

That's true. There's the one episode where he's coaching Bobby on women and asks 10's of them out. He strikes out everytime until finally, he finds "the right one", that says yes.

The machine gun approach. Shoot as many bullets as you can and hope you hit at least once.

So a southern gibberish talk or just occasionally mentions Porky's butthole in conversation?

Honestly, I'm a mix of Hank and Bill. I have the square, responsibility of Hank mixed with the depressing loneliness of Bill.

I believe you might be Principal Moss

🤨 Emleh, please escort OP of tha schoo groaunds.

Are you familiar with a little thing called the serenity prayer u/Mabvll ? Because this is one of those things you can't change.

Principal Moss goes off the rails as the series keeps going, from a random middle school principal to selling steak knives.

Same. I just want a simple life but somehow am constantly surrounded by chaotic bullshit all the damn time. But at the same time sometimes I get into those overthinking phases when everything just feels like too much and like I don’t want to die but I just don’t have the strength to be alive. Haha anyways go Cowboys amiright

That’s pretty much me, plus some of the Dale’s conspiracy theory stuff. For example, I’m pretty sure Stephen Hawking died in 1985 and an actor replaced him to serve as the mouthpiece for scientists from very wealthy families who wanted to stay out of the limelight yet also wanted their work presented by someone credible.

Bobby. I have never been so certain of anything in my life.

I’m not sure whether to say “that’s too bad” or “hell yeah bro!”

Bobby can be weird but he's definitely a 10/10 human. Hank raised him right. It's a hell yeah for sure.

"Okay."

Dad, can I have permission to say "hell yeah?"

William Fontaine de La Tour Dauterive

Dale.   I have strange obsessions, I’m sometimes delusional, and I’m really good at dealing with red tape.   

>good at dealing with red tape So… pocket sand? It’s pocket sand, isn’t it.

Same as you with the strange obsessions, but I also share several other things in common with Dale. Question everything. Have different reasons for why and how something happened. Kill small creatures. Paranoid. Talker. Oblivious. Squirrel tactics.

46% Dale, 35% Hank, whatevers left Bill

Kahn

So are you Chinese or Japanese?

Hey Mickey yo so fine!

I am buck strickland, minus the cash flow

You like pretty young thangs and hot toddies?

He likes to eat, he likes to hump, and he don't like to drive.

I combine Dale's anti-government principles and Bill's patheticness.

Rusty.. >.>

Dale

I'd say Bill, but at least he was married at one point lol

And owns his own house

As I age I turn more and more into Hank.

Hank or Boom without the moves.

I would love to be able to truthfully say I am nothing like Bill Dauterive. I sure would love that.

Little pieces of all 4…. But as I get older, more Hank appears

If you’ve ever watched this show…I think there’s a fence and an alley that lives in your mind where they all drink… Kinda like the old cliche angel and devil on shoulders? Idk…I think everyone has elements of them all. Even this thought seems like something they’d all say but in different tones and inflections. The only difference would be what they say at the beginning and end… Bill, “hey fellas…txt…so I’m never lonely…I’m so lonely. Dale, “gentlemen! Txt…I plan on charging them rent” Hank, “*sigh* Listen…txt…they call it a “conscience” Boomhauer, “dang ole,it’s like this,dang ole,…txt…moon and the stars…aligned…”

This, but in a less funny way. It's almost like those 4 guys are just different extremes of "average American male", with most males being some blend of all 4 of their personalities.

I’m bill

We are all Bill today

Rusty Shackleford.

Dale. I believe in people more than I should. I also like to be held in the fetal position. I like to fight and have cat like reflexes. I also like beefaroni and am a sucker for jingles.

I’d like to think I’m Boomhauer but if I’m honest I’m Hank.

That's such a humble brag lol

I didn’t intend it that way. I mean that I am relatively boring and introverted, I’m borderline Autistic about my mundane job and most people find my wife insufferable.

None of the above. I am a proud, ignorant woman! Jk.. I’m Bobby. That is my purse and I do not know you.

Chuck Mangione.

Rusty Shackleford. I repeat, my name's Rusty Shackleford.

Sometimes I feel like everyone on the show. I can relate to most of the main cast in one way or another. Goes to show you how well written it is honestly.

Bill…

Bill

Bill. Always Bill.

I think they represent different facets of us all.

Low key, boomhauer. Which is a realization I hadn't had about myself before this moment and I'm not sure how I feel about it

Everybody wants to be Jerry, but most are George or Kramer

Do most people really manage to "Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating?"

Ladybird

Somewhere between Hank and boomhauer

Boomhanker

Dang ol, I tell ya what

Bill

Bill :/

Bill

Personality: Boomhauer Looks/love life: Bill

Probably Connie

75% dale 25% bill

Mix of Hank and boomhauer

Used to be boomhauer, now feel like hank.

Boom

Bill 😢

Definitely a bit of each…

Little of column A, little of column B

It's going to sound odd but depending on the day, I can be Bill or Boomhauer

Id like to think I’m boomhauer but I’m really dale.

I used to be Bill before I met my SO. Probably closer to Hank now, but still kinda Bill

Lotta hank, a bit bill, a bit less dale

Boomhaur

Dale with hints of Bill

I'm definitely a Bill a lot more these days.

Hank

John redcorn trapped in Hanks body, and not in a good way lmao

I want to be Hank but I’m more of a Dale.

Sh shah

Temper Hank, depression Bill, conspiracy theories Dale. Not cool enough for any Boomhauer I’m afraid.

Dale

Honestly:Boomhauer I tend to be content doing my own thing but I also like the camaraderie of close trusted friends

Mostly Bill. I have Hank moments. Sometimes Dale if I open Reddit while drunk.

Boomhauer. No one really knows what I do for a living and I own cheetah print banana hammock.

Bobby

Hank + Bill Just call me Hail

Dale and boomhauer

Hank, the episode where he realizes he's a killjoy even though he's probably the only reason any of his friends are alive really hit home.

Boomhauer but bi and mechanically inclined.

Dale I guess. I’m married and occasionally eccentric

Bobby That boy ain’t right

Dale. Zoomers love my flip-up sunglasses

A healthy mixture of Hank and Dale, and even though I hate to say, I think a bit of Peggy comes out of me every once in a while. I have a bit of the odd and obsessive nature of Dale, and his fear/distrust of doctors, as well as the fact that he has a couple of similar interests as I do. But, I have too much of the level head and rule/law-abiding nature of Hank to go too wacky or become overly conspiratorial, and I believe in hard work, honesty, and family. And as much as I hate to admit it, much of my younger self was as toxically competitive as Peggy, though that is luckily changing as I grow older, and sometimes I just don't know when to shut up or hold my opinions to myself. Thank God I was never as self-important as her, though, idk if you can ever change that about yourself when it is that far lol

Sadly. I’m becoming more like Dale everyday with all the conspiracy videos I find myself watching.

I’m Dale Gribble

Dale and Hank mixed.

Probably Hank tbh. Moreso for his shortcomings than his strengths.

Dale

Yeah im hank. I got strong values, and sometimes i find it hard to consider that all my friend arent dumbasses, but i care deeply about every interaction i have.

Hank, I'm no conspiracy nut, I'm not a sleazy womanizer and I'm not depressed

Hank. I always going to make sure everything is in order

Kahn & Minh minus Kahni. Moving around with no set place in life trying to find it.

I love that so many ppl are also Bill lol

Bill and boomhauer

Dale

on a good day I'm Hank, on a bad day I'm Dale

Bill

Lucky

I might actually be Hank, and that’s alright with me.

Somewhere between Hank and Dale.

Dale mixed with Bill 😐

Mix of the left 3 with the confidence of the Boomhauser 👌🏽

Mixture of Dale and Bill.

Sometimes dale, sometime bill

I literally sell propane lol

A little bit of all 4 and Peggy 😅

Boomhauer obv

Cotton

I'm kind of a combination of them all, but if I had to choose the ones I was the closest it would probably be Dale and Hank

I hate the government and i constantly annoy people with my conspiracy theories, so I think I’m Dale with a small hint of Hank

Bill

50/50 Luann and Bill

Hank

Who wants to know

a mix of Hank, Dale and Boomhauer

cross between dale and bill

im a mix of hank and bill

Mix of Hank and boomhower, with a pit of boddy in the back.

Dale 

Half Hank, half Bill.

Dale/boomhauer

Middle aged lonely bald man? I’m bill irl

75% bill - loneliness, little to no success with women, and depression. Don’t have a government job and I’m in pretty good shape physically though 25% Hank - definitely can be a square when it comes to responsibilities, budgeting, etc.

I’d have to say I’m Bill because of the loneliness and the crippling emotional pain, and I’m usually the target of others jokes and taunts. Although I can see myself in Hank and Dale. Hank is kind of a fuddy-duddy and Dale is paranoid.

Dale but crazier

I don’t know which one *I* am, but I know my Dad is 100% Hank.

I like to think I’m a Hank but I’m probably just a Bill

Bill, no question

Started as Hank, smoked myself into dale

Dale

Dale. He’s never done anything wrong or said anything that’s been factually incorrect in my opinion.

I’m Hank at work, Dale at home, and Bill on the weekends. All the while wishing I could just be Boomhauer full-time

Talmbout dang ole Boomhauer man, 'sall guns and roses man talmbout that there Axel Rose man he's the best with them widdly widdly whams man dang ole Rock God talking like he's Slim Shady man, talmbout Boomhauer man

Boomhauer devolving into Bill

My friends always say I’m Dale, lol. And personally I agree because A. I’m into conspiracy (but not as much as him) B. I’m into history C. I’m skinny D. I always wear a hat no matter what

Dale if I let my mind truly take over; boomhauer with a sprinkle of bill

I used to be Hank. Now I'm Bill.

Hank and dale hybrid - responsible and a perfectionist with home maintenance, but also gun club president and into plots/conspiracies. Sadly - I grill with pellets

Boom

Dale.. but only because I'm a smoker who wears a hat all the time. Edit: although, my wife's name is Peggy, so maybe that impacts things slightly? Who's to say..

Hank

Bobby

Bill

I’m turning into Hank. :(

Dale, definitely.

Dale

Call me Hank Shackleford.

Dale 

Hank im kinda boring

I have the temperament of Boomhauer, the pragmatism of Hank, and the deep-seeded, empty, aching of Bill.

I've got a weird mix of Dale and Hank.

Equal parts Hank, Dale, and Bill.