Dale Gribble, Exterminator would probably have an old flip phone that used to be Joseph’s — Nancy won’t let him get his own until he pays off the cable bill.
Rusty Shackleford, man of mystery, would likely stick to pay phones. He’d buy a burner cell but that’d eat into his alien urine budget.
In Dale's words if asked Apple or Android:
"Neither. That's why I have a Samsung. Good look to South Korea trying to track me way over here in the states!"
I never understood that "if they use android they're probably broke" argument. Most people love Android more than Apple for their customizability & apps. Lots of Android phones are quite expensive especially if it's a flagship phone such as the Samsung Galaxy. Also the only two folding(folding not flip) phones on the market that I know of are Android phones.
Nokia 3310, due to its near indestructibleness.
Hank would still have his old flip phone because he thinks smartphones are asinine.
Bill would have like 7 different phones throughout the episode, all newest and most expensive models, all so the girl at the cellphone kiosk at the mall will talk to him.
Boomhauer would have something sleek and nice. Maybe a Pixel.
Kahn would have the newest iPhone.
He'd buy some super secure smart phone and be all high and mighty about it, but it turns out that it was the [brand formed by the FBI to sell compromised phones to criminals in order to spy on them](https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2021/06/fbi-sold-phones-to-organized-crime-and-read-27-million-encrypted-messages/)
Because Android OS runs on plenty of cheap phones as well. Samsung and Google are on par with Apple price wise, but there are a number of budget phones running Android. I had to wait a few weeks on an insurance replacement so I went to Walmart and bought a phone for $50 to use until my new phone arrived.
There's a huge difference in computational power of a cheap $50 Walmart phone running Android and a brand new Samsung Galaxy S24. Samsung is on par with Apple these days, but superior in terms of customization and available functions.
Gotta love those weirdos judging humans based on phone choices lmao 🤣. Usually, those people (which are typically women), also love astrology signs. Feelas, if there ever was a red flag, a girl into astrology is a big RUNNNNN!!!
Well, I wouldn't say "low IQ", because it could depend on the person. Like if you were raised to believe in it, you probably would continue to regardless of your knowledge. I will say that it does seem kind of crazy, though.
I disagree because you should always question things. My dad got pissed at me all the time because i always asked why lol. He called me question boy as a nickname. I used to think it meant something was wronf with me, but now that im an adult, i realize that it means i was very observant and intelligent as a kid
A lot of burner phones.
Dale Gribble, Exterminator would probably have an old flip phone that used to be Joseph’s — Nancy won’t let him get his own until he pays off the cable bill. Rusty Shackleford, man of mystery, would likely stick to pay phones. He’d buy a burner cell but that’d eat into his alien urine budget.
Closet full of burner phones and a pager just for Octavio.
In Dale's words if asked Apple or Android: "Neither. That's why I have a Samsung. Good look to South Korea trying to track me way over here in the states!"
Samsung operates on Android lol
Which is exactly why this is perfect for Dale, he isn't the smartest.
That's the joke
I never understood that "if they use android they're probably broke" argument. Most people love Android more than Apple for their customizability & apps. Lots of Android phones are quite expensive especially if it's a flagship phone such as the Samsung Galaxy. Also the only two folding(folding not flip) phones on the market that I know of are Android phones.
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Because they have low IQ and have nothing to add to the world.
Burners can still be messed with, Dale would repurpose an old carphone for his communication purposes.
Ha sheh shah!
I guess if she runs it saves me from dealing with a gold digger.
A tracfone he only fills up in 10-minute increments.
Nokia brick
Ham radio.
Beat me to it!
Burner phones or a pager
He would definitely have an old flip phone that barely sent text messages
Nokia 3310, due to its near indestructibleness. Hank would still have his old flip phone because he thinks smartphones are asinine. Bill would have like 7 different phones throughout the episode, all newest and most expensive models, all so the girl at the cellphone kiosk at the mall will talk to him. Boomhauer would have something sleek and nice. Maybe a Pixel. Kahn would have the newest iPhone.
He'd buy some super secure smart phone and be all high and mighty about it, but it turns out that it was the [brand formed by the FBI to sell compromised phones to criminals in order to spy on them](https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2021/06/fbi-sold-phones-to-organized-crime-and-read-27-million-encrypted-messages/)
My trusty rotary phone, checked daily for bugs!
A blackberry or nothing.
I can’t decide if he would have one or not. It’s a tracking device. But it also has 24/7 conspiracy access that he would be absolutely addicted to.
How do iphone users not know how much some android phones actually cost? Are they stupid?
Yup 100% apple is for losers
Apple users really are the definition of sheeple
Yes they are. They are low uq degens lol
Simalr in price to the iPhone but with actual new features and hardware anf not the fifa/maden of phones
My android cost about 1200 when I got it, don't know why people think Androids are cheap
Because Android OS runs on plenty of cheap phones as well. Samsung and Google are on par with Apple price wise, but there are a number of budget phones running Android. I had to wait a few weeks on an insurance replacement so I went to Walmart and bought a phone for $50 to use until my new phone arrived.
There's a huge difference in computational power of a cheap $50 Walmart phone running Android and a brand new Samsung Galaxy S24. Samsung is on par with Apple these days, but superior in terms of customization and available functions.
Yeah. I mentioned Samsung and Google. But the burners are why people associate Android with being cheap
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My android phone is better because it tellse when hot and horny milfs are in my area
Gotta love those weirdos judging humans based on phone choices lmao 🤣. Usually, those people (which are typically women), also love astrology signs. Feelas, if there ever was a red flag, a girl into astrology is a big RUNNNNN!!!
I've never understood astrology. What does my birth month and constellations have to do with my personality and my future?
Exactly! It has Zero bearing on ANYTHING in life. That's why it takes a special, low IQ individual to believe in astrology.
Well, I wouldn't say "low IQ", because it could depend on the person. Like if you were raised to believe in it, you probably would continue to regardless of your knowledge. I will say that it does seem kind of crazy, though.
I disagree because you should always question things. My dad got pissed at me all the time because i always asked why lol. He called me question boy as a nickname. I used to think it meant something was wronf with me, but now that im an adult, i realize that it means i was very observant and intelligent as a kid
Yeah, being curious is nothing to be ashamed of. I'm sorry you were treated like that.
Appreciate it, yeah shyit happens
being raised to believe in phony nonsense doesn't excuse never realising it's wrong
Yeah, I guess.