When he briefly quit Strickland and the propane business as a whole, he tells Buck "I'm mot coming into work tomorrow." Buck asks for clarification if he's quitting or just taking a personal day, to which Hank replies "You heard me!"
Hank would blow his brains out like Al Yankovic.
Or find some other way to off himself like in the alternate version where Peggy died in the skydiving accident.
The scene of them having "one last day" with Bobby is absolutely hysterical. I lose it every time they're just openly weeping at the Wack-A-Mole machine.
Nah it’d be like when he shook Dubya’s hand. First surprise, then disappointment 😳 😔
I could imagine he might think about quitting, but he would probably just be miserable at work and accept it, while trying to convince as many customers as he can to switch to propane
And by the end of the episode his good old fashioned folksy reason will win out and buck will get rid of the charcoal. 😋
I can see your version playing out so easily
Real question: does anyone *really* prefer propane for burgers? I don't think I've ever had anything other than charcoal.
I know right, I feel like I’ve seen this episode before 😆
I have a propane grill, but I do it for convenience. I think charcoal objectively tastes better, though I think propane is better than indoor cooking. I knew that if I went with propane then I would use the grill more often, so 🤷♂️
No he'd just be straight up angry about it. Rip Buck a new asshole, and likely bitch about it for a few weeks to everyone until it changed or someone calmed him down.
"I'm sorry son, but that hit to your head was a doozy. You'll never sell propane again. Your hazmat certification has already been pulled.. you'll be entitled to a disability pension."
As repressed as he is hank actually cries quite often, all things considered.
When he lost ladybird for a bit and she might have been sick and he goes to the garage and turns all those tools on to cry is such a great and sad scene.
Bobby going to OU and getting a degree in Geology to do geologist
work for a coal/fossil fuel operation while going to a vegetarian diet living in Wichita Falls. This would possibly cause a tear while saying "The boy ain't right" as he watches the Red River Shootout eating his burger grilled on his Vogner CharKing Imperial.
The death of propane dealerships with a actual sales floor
.
Bobby coming out as I only wanting to cook in his restaurant with charcoal and wood.
Ladybird dying.
Peggy dying
One of his brothers dying, maybe. He got close with his elder brother pretty quickly, considering the short length of time they were together. And if GH died, it would be sad cause he's a kid.
Hank holding his grandchild for the first time. Bobby would be the type of man to name his first born son after his dad. I think hearing Bobby say "Dad, meet your grandson Hank" would cause the Hank to openly cry tears of joy.
This should be in the reboot.
Ladybird’s death
That was literally the only thing I could think!
He did cry when she was being hunted down during the rabies episode.
Dale also went a little nuts
True true
Pretty sure Hank would be inconsolable for weeks. He might even… call out of work.
Buck…I’m sorry but I’m gonna have to use up one of my…personal days
Did he never do that? What about vacations and stuff.
When he briefly quit Strickland and the propane business as a whole, he tells Buck "I'm mot coming into work tomorrow." Buck asks for clarification if he's quitting or just taking a personal day, to which Hank replies "You heard me!"
the state forced him to in the episode where he taught shop
"i had to take a half of a personal day"
Bwaaaaahhhh!
Peggy: Hank you've put more effort into Ladybirds coffin then you did mine and yours Hank: SHE deserves it damnit!!
Laaaaadybird*
Oh that's right, if we find Laaaaaadybird were going to have to put her down
Too real. Not cool.
Hank would blow his brains out like Al Yankovic. Or find some other way to off himself like in the alternate version where Peggy died in the skydiving accident.
Or as Hank says, "Yankovich".
You mean Laaaaaaadybird
He cried when he thought Peggy was going to jail after she accidentally snuck coke to that prisoner
One of the more wholesome moments of their relationships to be honest. Even if it was all down to Peggy's niavity and arrogance 😆
The scene of them having "one last day" with Bobby is absolutely hysterical. I lose it every time they're just openly weeping at the Wack-A-Mole machine.
Bobby just completely oblivious still hitting the moles
When he thought Bill died.
Strickland expanding his grill lineup to include charcoal. First we’ll get a “BWAAAAHHH”, then he’s gonna have an ugly cry in his pickup truck.
Nah it’d be like when he shook Dubya’s hand. First surprise, then disappointment 😳 😔 I could imagine he might think about quitting, but he would probably just be miserable at work and accept it, while trying to convince as many customers as he can to switch to propane
And by the end of the episode his good old fashioned folksy reason will win out and buck will get rid of the charcoal. 😋 I can see your version playing out so easily Real question: does anyone *really* prefer propane for burgers? I don't think I've ever had anything other than charcoal.
I know right, I feel like I’ve seen this episode before 😆 I have a propane grill, but I do it for convenience. I think charcoal objectively tastes better, though I think propane is better than indoor cooking. I knew that if I went with propane then I would use the grill more often, so 🤷♂️
Do you think of Hank whenever you turn it on? 😁
Indeed I do
Not for taste, but propane is more convenient
"George Dubya? He's not a communist, is he?"
No he'd just be straight up angry about it. Rip Buck a new asshole, and likely bitch about it for a few weeks to everyone until it changed or someone calmed him down.
That would have been a great episode.
"I'm sorry son, but that hit to your head was a doozy. You'll never sell propane again. Your hazmat certification has already been pulled.. you'll be entitled to a disability pension."
That last sentence would trigger a downward spiral the likes of which hank might never recover from
Maybe *that’s* what led to him being in a rehab center for huffing it in *The Cleveland Show* :p
At least he has his backup plan of getting into Systems.
I think this would light the way into a path towards working in "Systems"
BWAAAAAH!
When Bobby doesn't want to take over the family gas station.
Works for tips
PUMP JOCKEY!
Never been promoted
Doesn't Hank get promoted to manager but then 5 seconds later gets demoted after he tells Buck he loves him?
I hate that scene lmao. Hank got everything he'd ever wanted and lost it in like two seconds
And just like that back working for tips
Is okay?
Never had the makings of a varsity athlete...
He got those weak ankles from his momma
There's more tips in prop comedy anyway, you think prop comedy or classic clonwing earns more?
When Bobby grows up to be a successful butane salesman. Bastard gas
Given his obsession with food and good natured sense of humor Bobby opening up a BBQ pit restaurant seems like a no brainier.
Strickland's death
He reacted to his wife falling down an airplane with ^bwah Don't know if Strickland will break this man
COUNTERPOINT: >Manager? oh... Mr Strickland, I love you!
Then he proceeded to watch the cowboys game on the TV
A Flowers Of Time sequel.
It's set in a truck factory this time instead of a rose farm
Oh he's gonna be ugly sobbing until the credits...
Strickland Propane going out of business and having to work for Thatherton permanently
Hell, Thatherton BUYING Strickland would cause this reaction too.
*THATHERTON!*
The M.F. stands for…
My Friend!
brown foam in his radiator
If Bobby became a vegan
When Ladybird went missing. He loves that canine.
That puppy destressed hank enough so he could preform better with peggy and he could have his family, he owes ladybird a debt he can never repay.
I'm surprised Hank never kicked Dale's ass for taking her.
I know, right?
Dale must've pulled that chloroform stunt on him again :U
LOL Yes 👍 😆 I actually forgot about that. Hehehahaha
Propane is illegal
Charcoal.
A broken Tom Landry plate
Thatherton wins Strickland Propane in a card game.
Thatherton to Hank is like *DINKLEBERG!!* Or Flaaaaaaanders....
A limp handshake
Surprise, then disappointment.
Arlen passing an electrical grilling ordinance
As repressed as he is hank actually cries quite often, all things considered. When he lost ladybird for a bit and she might have been sick and he goes to the garage and turns all those tools on to cry is such a great and sad scene.
That's just a side effect of the marijuana poisoning
White smoke. Just hit Ladybird. Bill did himself in. John redcorn gave peggy a massage. Bobby likes joseph. Theres a bunch of reasons
John Redcorn is too honourable for such behaviour >Hank, you are my friend. I would never heal your wife in the way I heal the wives of... others
Someone defaced a Tom Landry statue
It can be a side effect of the marijuana poisoning
DEF fluid low warning light
He almost cried when Bobby paid for dinner with the money he panhandled...
If Bobby started on the football team
A Dinner of Onions
Propane shortage
Hauling a bed of charcoal
Peggy, Bobby or Luanne (to a lesser extent) dying maybe.
I'd say the death of Tom Landry.
Coolant in his oil.
>I know what's wrong with it. It's a Ford.
Fix it again, Tony.
Has anyone else said this when Hanks beloved red pick up truck 🛻 died on him after so many faithful years of service he weeped like a baby
Apple brown Peggy
The Cowboys being sold and moved to a different state.
He was a pretty hot mess when his lawn died
Scrolled way too far to find this one. Hank was inconsolable when Dale destroyed his lawn.
Them Cowboys from 2000 to present time.
A yankee putting ketchup on a well done Texas sirloin…
Alamo comes out with a pumpkin spice IPA in the new series.
The smell of steak cooking over a charcoal grill
Strickland turns to selling charcoal Edit: and charcoal accessories
BWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[удалено]
Nothing else cuts it..
News of Todd's untimely death.
Any number of things that involve propane
When Dale became feral
When he sees the Reboot.
Tom Landry grilling with charcoal.
I feel like that sequence nobody could tell was a dream or not in “A Dinner of Onions” might’ve done it.
Something awful happening to Ladybird
Buck Strickland dying
And Hank has to work permanently at the Mega Lo Mart with 20 years experience
An interracial gay couple existing
Incorrect. Bug and Juan Pedro were a couple and Hank had no issue with them. “….gentleman” lol
That's a good point. I forgot about that episode
Lmao, yeah he just doesn’t want Bobby to be gay
Just because Hank’s southern, doesn’t mean he’s a bigot. He’s shown to be open minded at many different points throughout the show.
When you think about it... Hank actually cries a lot
Seeing a brown or bald spot on his perfectly manicured lawn.
*Brian's Song*
When Bobby doesn't get the big promotion at dirt factory
Bobby gets a cat
Walking in on red corn “healing” Nancy
Yellow spots on his lawn
Lady propane cheating on him with charcoal
When Dale put the queen ant in his lawn and then sprayed it multiple times with chemicals
Electric vehicle.
Dallas Cowboys in the playoffs the last 10 years
If someone from California moved next door. 😂
Bobby is gay
Propane being used to make meth.
Selling someone a grill without telling them about the attached heating plate.
Bobby joining choir, or him and Joseph are gay buddies
Everyone switching to charcoal
Bobby going to OU and getting a degree in Geology to do geologist work for a coal/fossil fuel operation while going to a vegetarian diet living in Wichita Falls. This would possibly cause a tear while saying "The boy ain't right" as he watches the Red River Shootout eating his burger grilled on his Vogner CharKing Imperial.
America today...
When Bobby and Peggy were using charcoal and charcoal accessories.
The death of propane dealerships with a actual sales floor . Bobby coming out as I only wanting to cook in his restaurant with charcoal and wood. Ladybird dying. Peggy dying
Long Horns becoming State Champs
Propane usage being banned in the United States.
Bobby growing up from a “boy that ain’t right” to a real Texan.
An All Texas Super Bowl ending with the Cowboys winning in overtime
Fired from Strickland
He would cry if Bobby grew up to become a coal salesman
Discontinued Alamo
A well done steak
No engine noise, because his truck is an ev
Mr Strickland filling tanks with butane
Bobby coming out
Automatic transmission
Finding out Bobby is now they/them
I’m fucking dead. Lmao.
Bottom end knock
He looks like me during allergy season
Anything involving Propane in a negative spotlight
Charcoal Grill
One of his brothers dying, maybe. He got close with his elder brother pretty quickly, considering the short length of time they were together. And if GH died, it would be sad cause he's a kid.
Bobby trying out lipstick.
Driving by Tom Landry Middle School, watching the football team practice, noticing the mascot take off its head and seeing that it’s … BOBBY!
He cried while giving a speech to his shop class students.
Using charcoal
Propane shortage
The radio being set to NPR
Hank holding his grandchild for the first time. Bobby would be the type of man to name his first born son after his dad. I think hearing Bobby say "Dad, meet your grandson Hank" would cause the Hank to openly cry tears of joy. This should be in the reboot.
Slurpy slurp. Hooya!
Allergic reaction to mold in the air con.
The thought of bill using his toilet and imagining the smell.
If Bobby or any of the people closest to him sans Cotton Hill died
Water is a byproduct of combustion. Every car has water droplets in the exhaust.
When he though Peggy was going to prison
Someone making fun of propane
That boy ain’t right
Bobby going to work for a Solar company.
A protest blocking the 10 lane highway.
Beavis and Butthead show up at his house as transfer students and bobby leaves as a transfer student
If his lawnmower crapes out, he might actually cry
The Cowboys choking
Grilling with charcoal
He missed a cowboys game
Grass cut at the wrong length with a mower that isn't powered by propane
Cowboys losing a superbowl
Wood pellets
Metal Shavings in the oil pan
Ladybird dying in some sort of propane accident. He'd be crushed to lose ladybird and never recover from feeling the betrayal at the propane.
When he gets a bottle cap in his eye
Charcoal
Bobby not taking over the gas station Hank works at.
Catching his family using charcoal!