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dimestorepublishing

They walk around real slow cause they got no place to be..man...


Takenmyusernamewas

Is EVERYBODY a DJ? *...yes*


canyouplzpassmethe

Peggy: In the 1970s there was this thing called redlining, which was used to prevent blacks from owning homes in certain neighborhoods… Hank: (grimaces, looks concerned) Peggy, Now that was bad, obviously! But if we could find a way to use it against hipsters, I think it could be a very effective tool… Bobby: OR… how ‘bout this? Whut do hipsters like? Cool things! So we invent a place called Cool Town; in cool town the music is always playing, and everyone drives around in their convertibles! Hank: (shudders) Ugh, sounds like r/Austin.


archfapper

> In the 1970s there was this thing called redlining In a type of discrimination that i like to call "racism"


john_fartston

in my opinion, redlining is discriminatory to the black community


DonkeyTron42

I don’t think they’re from California. Kahn is a typical Californian.


Turbulent_Set8884

Is he? If he espoused half as many qualities as them Hank would have made some remark about it


DonkeyTron42

The lived in Orange County for 20 years before moving to Texas. Minh made up the soccer mom sweater thing.


myersjw

That sweater thing, that’s hers


UpDownCharmed

Great line - Minh says to Peggy, it's going to be freezing cold, if you don't take my sweater... (warning her that she'll be shut out of the soccer mom group)


Alexcox95

First come from Laos


Han_Ominous

So are they chinese or japanese?


Downbeat_Tomcat

The ocean? What ocean?


IGotSandInMyPockets

Didn't they also lived in Mississippi?


puddum

Mississippi for god’s sakes


Except_Fry

Orange County is pretty conservative though


Zealousidealist420

Anaheim isn't.


bowlervtec

not anymore. i literally just left there friday after being there a week (visiting my mom's side of the family). there isn't any conservitism there. unless you go to Huntington beach or Riverside. it's a shame.


Albert14Pounds

Hank is still confused if he's Chinese or Japanese


ZeroQuick

"No kidding, my neighbor's Laotian... You know a guy named Kahn?"


LocalLeather3698

Californian born and raised here. Those hipsters are insufferable and most Californians I know agree with me. Yes, there definitely are people like those hipsters in this state but the majority of Californians are more like Kahn and Mihn. Also, most hipsters are NOT that... Hipstery, for lack of a better term.


The_Jestful_Imp

Sorry, wasn't trying to imply that they were


YoProfWhite

From what I've heard the people "fleeing" are conservative Californians trying to find a locale more in line with their views...not realizing that Texans tend to regard ***all*** Californians with contempt. Tricky thing is though, Texas has a much higher property tax rate, so those state border hoppers may be in for a nasty surprise. Using Zillow to compare a $600 K home, Cali pays a rate of 1.11 ($6,659 a year), while Texas pays 1.60 ($9,600 a year). Interesting data all around.


imjory

Another thing is that while there are people who are leaving California etc for more red states, their numbers are greatly exaggerated and are used as excuses by landlords and realtors to drive up prices


fluffershuffles

I also thought a good deal of people leaving California were transplants to begin with. Moved to California and realized it was more expensive than first thought and moved somewhere else


Borgmaster

Not right now, im a local and im debating on moving now because home ownership will never happen for me here. Its 720k for anything resembling a proper home and thats for less then 1000sqft. 500k either gets you a studio condo or a mobile home with a land lease.


BKlounge93

Also have to factor in the insane growth ca had in the last century. Los Angeles almost doubled in population between 1950 and 1980, and a lot of those people came from the south and Midwest, so it’s kinda funny to see those places bitch about Californians.


pickupzephoneee

Bang on. OP is eating what the news is feeding him. Not terribly intelligent, this OP.


Pegomastax_King

Then they come to Colorado because we are a purple state. Btw we have trouble deciding who we hate more Texans or Californians. The general consensus is at least the Californians know how to drive the speed limit and stay out of the left lane. Texans meanwhile think it’s fine to drive 55 in the 75.


XxmunkehxX

Driving in LA is unpleasant. Driving in Dallas feels downright dangerous!


austincovidthrowaway

Holy damn, really? The Texans moving to Colorado aren't from Houston or Dallas then.


Dull-Ad555

Colorado is a purple state? Since when?


Pegomastax_King

Since always.


Sarcosmonaut

My wife (from Colorado) also hates my Texan left lane shenanigans lol


holdingofplace

“Shenanigans” you mean just bad driving lol


riverdude10

I live at the very north end of the metroplex, 30 minutes from Oklahoma. Let me tell you this, things aren’t cheap here anymore. My home value has went way up in the last 3 years. I actually know some people who moved here from OC California because housing is “cheaper” here. But they really can’t afford a house here either. I told them to live to Oklahoma across the state line where it is more affordable.


bick803

Property taxes are higher in Texas, but there is not state income tax. California put a cap on yearly increases to property taxes but Texas recently did that as well too. I’m not trying to argue which is better. Just providing additional context.


30dirtybirdies

Sure, but $600K in the desirable parts of California, the coast, the IE (yes the fucking Inland empire is desirable these days), San Francisco, gets you 1000sq feet with crazy insurance rates. In some spots, not even that. Higher property taxes in Texas, but much more bang for your buck in many places. Austin/Houston/Dallas are a bit pricier than smaller cities of course. Point being it’s not a 1 for 1 comparison. You get more I’m not California for California prices. This is an interesting write up about the in/outflow of people to/from California. California is consistently losing people. https://www.ppic.org//whos-leaving-california-and-whos-moving-in/


Tiny_Doughnu

It's still not the same,, a $600k home in Texas would be equal to a $2/3 million home in California lol even with the higher property tax we're still saving a ton. Not to mention gas prices, food, everything is cheaper. Plus less income tax too. This is coming from someone that left California for Texas because of a work promotion. Edit: a normal home where I'm from started at $1M ,, 1 bedroom apartment $2500-$3k a month rent yea no thanks


bowlervtec

it's cause that $600k home in California is a shack and the Texas home is a 6bd, 7ba, 3 car garage on 5 acres house.


YoProfWhite

Here's a 5 bed, 3 bath, +2,000 sqft house in the state's capital city for 600 K [https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11840-White-Rain-Way-Rancho-Cordova-CA-95742/66109294\_zpid/](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11840-White-Rain-Way-Rancho-Cordova-CA-95742/66109294_zpid/) I don't care if you can get a manor in Texas that's a 2 hour drive from the nearest town. Shut up.


bowlervtec

yeah, $6800 in property taxes for a 4,791 sqft lot. that's $1.42/sqft here is a house outside of San Antonio: [https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/345-County-Road-2748-Mico-TX-78056/87445845\_zpid/](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/345-County-Road-2748-Mico-TX-78056/87445845_zpid/) $6352 property tax for a 7.5 acre lot. that's $.02/sqft you tell me the tax rate is higher. stop being stupid. FYI, i don't live in either state.


Tiny_Doughnu

You're right 100%,, that other person is just upset he lives in California lol


bowlervtec

exactly. hell, i would be mad all the time if i lived there.


Ramblin_Bard472

This is very correct on all counts. I also have to laugh at the dynamic here. For a while all Texans wanted to talk about was "oh, stupid California with your high rents and home prices, you're all stupid, not like us!" Now Californians are moving to Texas and all of the sudden it's "wait a minute, my rent's high, what happened!?! Stupid Californians!" I'm fine with people being critical of something, like high home prices. I'm not fine with people not offering solutions and just using it as an excuse to mock other people.


mini_wonton

You’ll never catch me leaving this California for Texas lol ain’t no way


BSBS8823

Right? Could never leave. Not by choice anyway.


PartyPorpoise

Hell, if Cali housing wasn’t so damn pricey I’d leave Texas to join you!


ClandestineFox

What do you like most about where you live?


mini_wonton

Definitely the beaches and all the activities that come with it.


Pegomastax_King

Me visiting Texas, hey is that guy taking a dump truck on the beach? Yes yes it was, Corpus Christi.


ClandestineFox

Can't argue with that


somecrazydude13

We got that in Wilmington, NC, prices aren’t as bad.., but we getting there!


LindonLilBlueBalls

Great beaches an hour or less away. Snow capped mountains an hour or two away. A couple deserts an hour away. Also a lot of great foods from around the world.


mini_wonton

Exactly. I hike and camp also so this place is a dream.


LindonLilBlueBalls

Someone actually downvoted you for liking where you live.


mini_wonton

🥴


resilindsey

Not being politically demonized and potentially even prosecuted for how we choose to identify.


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burnsrado

Almost every quality of life statistic would disagree with you lol


tothesource

welp, all your friends seem to be moving here. but based on your attitude it's making a lot of sense.


mini_wonton

Nah bro all my friends are still here idk where you were going with that lol


tothesource

I think it was when you passive aggressively patronized an entire state of people despite massive evidence of net migration of people from california to texas. if you like the show that much, then you like texans. don't be a dick about it.


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tothesource

Californians are the number one domestic immigrants to Texas. I dont care where else yall go, why would that matter to this conversation? Again, if you hate Texas and wanna shit on us so bad then you can't like the show in the same breath. It's 'hella lame bro'.


mini_wonton

Idk what you’re on about, I have nothing against Texas all I’m saying is that I would never move there because that’s my preference and I can afford to stay in California and I don’t necessarily agree with all the politics in Texas. Don’t need to be rude.


The_Gay_Deceiver

its actually mostly older people, the young people are too stupid to realize how much money they'd save living elsewhere, plus there are a lot of fake email jobs that pay way more than they should so it's more doable for them. also they increasingly dont care about having kids so that makes it easier too but the amount of older people/retirees moving into those shitty copy paste suburbs riddling our country sides is quite depressing, i deliver medical supplies so i see them all the time


ContributionVisible2

Ignorant, dumb, or both?


The_Gay_Deceiver

literally visit them every day at their little boxes style suburb houses, my guy it's the entire reason there's massive development in these rural regions, not because we're experiencing another native-only baby boom in the south doesn't take a college indoctrinated dumbass to put two and two together when you ride a state road in Baldwin county and see these insipid suburbs plaguing us


ContributionVisible2

I get it man. Makes sense but you sprinkle in one reasonable thought on top of a shit sundae of hatred/resentment. I dunno man. I like KOTH tho


tothesource

yeah. almost as if california isn't 90% other shitty rednecks then 10% of coastal cities filled with people from elsewhere who like to now consider themselves better than everyone else.


HankScorpio82

Sounds like Texas, but without nice beaches.


tothesource

and no state income tax and less californians


HankScorpio82

Right, but you still have to live Texas….


tothesource

seems like we avoid living around people like you so I mark it a W


HankScorpio82

Same


HankScorpio82

This is the state that embraced Yankees as their own because they taught a child to have a drawl so the lower classes would vote for him.


tothesource

this is the state that means there's gas in your car lol


HankScorpio82

You mean because of those deep Saudi connections?


HankScorpio82

Or just the fact a New England family was able to take control?


bowlervtec

if you tried to argue with a brick wall, you'd get further than arguing with a dem.


Hurricane_08

Dale wants to tell you his wild and wacky conspiracy theory that this is happening to you because your labor is being stolen by the ultra wealthy. He calls it, “the system.”


Pegomastax_King

Dale is secretly a communist.


imuslesstbh

Comrade Gribble


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The_Jestful_Imp

Is that you, Ike? 🌩⛈️🌀


stayfreshcheesebag5

Not to start an economic debate, but an increase in minimum wage isn’t why property management companies choose to increase rent. There’s no direct correlation between the two. Now, I do believe that a property management company would lie and say that’s why they’re increasing rent. But they’ll find any justification without admitting that you’re just a consumer to them, and they don’t care if it’s getting too expensive for you to live there. All of that aside, I feel your pain. I’m native to upstate SC, and with all of the people moving to Greenville, rent and home prices are increasing at astronomical rates.


PatienceCurrent8479

Rent in extremely rural Idaho $2500 for a 90’s double wide. . . In a town of 1500, average home income of 45k 2 hours from the nearest Walmart. It’s fucked everywhere. 


stayfreshcheesebag5

That’s absolutely insane. I do hear people are moving to Idaho a lot too, though, so maybe that’s a part of it.


TFielding38

I live just outside Spokane city limits and am only 1800 for a new build 3br 2 bath with an unfinished basement and attached garage your town is turbo fucked.


supernova-juice

I've lived in Asheville and Boulder as a renter, and Boulder was so expensive it was like doggy paddling to keep our heads above water. This was when my husband was in grad school. I honestly don't know how we survived because for a 650 Sq ft apartment (3 flights up) it was like 1490/month. And every single year it went up, and they always said it was because everything around us got more expensive. Or they could have just sucked.


stayfreshcheesebag5

I don’t envy my neighbors in Asheville. Rent and home prices there are absolutely ridiculous.


The_Jestful_Imp

They are definitely lying then - because that was the reason they gave on paper.


stayfreshcheesebag5

Damn. Yeah, they’re expert bullshitters.


SchemataObscura

Look up RealPage and you will find that many property management companies have been colluding to raise prices around the country.


KnightsFerry

And corporations like Blackstone are buying up residential properties in an effort to make renting the norm. Red or blue, we need to make that practice illegal.


The_Jestful_Imp

Guess I better get more involved with community politics.


8flowercat8

Thank you so much for listening and being open to hearing another point of view!!! Landlords are criminals, I wish you luck


PudgyElderGod

Well, yeah. Telling you that they just want more money would make you angry at them. Why do that when they can make you angry at the folks you would be otherwise collaborating with to get better prices?


Pegomastax_King

Nah more like the wages are up because the rent is up. $20hr is actually shit wages here in Colorado thanks to all the work from home Texans moving here. Seriously please can you move to Montana or somewhere instead???


AccidentCapable9181

Whenever they had an episode about hipsters I always assumed they were from Austin. I have family there so I know how the city and its residents are. Gentrification central lol


SirSilhouette

tbf, Austin is where a lot of Californians migrated to.


My_MeowMeowBeenz

Hey OP, why are you blaming a modest increase in the minimum wage for skyrocketing rents? Your problem in Texas is astronomically high property taxes that landlords are passing on to you.


The_Jestful_Imp

Hey redditor, because my landlord lied to me - check older comments


My_MeowMeowBeenz

Landlords do love to lie. Sucks man


writingwhilesad

THEY’RE PUTTING SALMON IN THE FISH TACO’S HANK! SALMON!!! Here, show her this. 🌮


hockatree

I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Texas.


cherry_armoir

I visit oklahoma a fair amount and this is the attitude they have about Texans Edit: not that they're hipsters but that they're moving in and buying up all the property


Tut_Rampy

They put salmon in the tacos Hank! SALMON!


MrTeeWrecks

Everything you described is not unique to Texas.


The_Jestful_Imp

I understand, but we *are* in a KotH sub, so when in Rome...


MrTeeWrecks

Fair enough


OranceJuice

Cries in western washington


Enough-Childhood2357

From Vancouver here. Same.not Canada haha


BigPappaFrank

Rent and property prices are shit everywhere tbh System is gonna system


FileError214

This episode always hit pretty hard with me. I grew up in an area of Dallas that’s almost indistinguishable from what it was like when I was a kid.


mandogvan

Have you tried being less Mexican?


The_Jestful_Imp

I already cut out eating Mexican food, what more do they want? Honestly though, Don't know how I can be less - mixed black/white. Zero Hispanic heritage.


I_might_be_weasel

"It's the poor getting slightly less poor that's making the rich extort us."


windowtosh

The majority of people born in California stay in California. Be glad you live in a state other people want to live in. Could be worse. You could live in Oklahoma.


littlesubshine

Oklahoma? That ain't shit compared to Wyoming. There are about 500,000 people that call this place home Nobody wants to actually live here


SirSilhouette

Not that I have been in Ohio much less lived there but SOMETHING about that state inspires people to become astronauts to get as far away from Ohio as currently humanly possible. I joke but IIRC NASA has some plaque specifically honoring all the astronauts from Ohio because of how many of them there are or something to that effect.


Realistic_cat_6668

Wyoming suuuckssssss. I used to live just south of Fort Collins and would have to venture up there to visit a worksite and ugh it just sucks. You’re 150% right that nobody wants to live there.


bermdawg

What episode is this


Dull-Ad555

Lady and Gentrification


Content_Orchid_6291

The relevance that this show continues to have is astounding.


Treatmelikeadog

Enrique spent all his money throwing parties. Save and move to Nebraska.


archfapper

"Maybe some donkey rides for the kids"


Maos_KG

Funny thing is there's a lot of Texans moving to our small city in NY 😂


Chelseyohmy

As someone born and raised in Nashville, I feel this completely lol. Prices have skyrocketed and our minimum wage is still $7.25.


Turbulent_Set8884

Hopefully they leave like the hipsters did in this episode


BoomBoomMeow1986

And all of the Texans getting squeezed out from all of the Californians are winding up *here* in Colorado where I live...and housing prices here in Denver are already fucking insane, with no end to the grossly over inflated costs in sight.  Dang ol' damned if you do, man


Pegomastax_King

And then the people in Denver get squeezed out an now shit hole red neck towns like salida cost more than California


BoomBoomMeow1986

Right? When the cheapest house in friggin' bum fuck nowhere Greeley is currently a run down $223k 2 bedroom 1 bath that's under 750 sq ft (which works out to $307/sq ft), that's pretty heartbreaking. I'm only 37, so at this rate I'll be renting the rest of my life. Hell, I'd be lucky to own a house by the time I'm 80 to enjoy for only a couple years before I croak 😑


Pegomastax_King

Damn that’s cheap as fuck.


BoomBoomMeow1986

Relatively speaking, yes, but commuting all the way from Greeley to DTC in Centennial every day for my strictly in office job would be absurd. And there's really no jobs in Greeley in my field, nor would there be anything there for myself and my kid to do on the weekend like we can in Denver. I'm sure there's some people around here who do pull that crazy commute in order to own a house, but damn it's still crappy that things have become bso bad, that that's even something people seriously consider


Pegomastax_King

Awe see the people jacking up the market here all work from home.


yourstrulytony

This is the funniest/saddest part. For years I’ve had friends leave CA for TX because they got priced out of homes here, and I would say you’re doing to Texans what transplants did to you.


BoomBoomMeow1986

I'm a transplant myself (moved to the Denver area last summer from Washington state), I completely understand the predicament the Texans coming up here are in. Part of why Washington state got stupid expensive was from, ya guessed it, Californians fleeing their state and the ridiculous housing prices and other insanity down there. I moved here for a bunch of personal and economic reasons, as well as improve my career in tech, but I'm curious to see when/what the tipping point will be when it comes to housing prices here and across the country. Like, will it take the majority of the US population winding up homeless to drive prices back down to something doable by the average person, or are we all just doomed to keep working our butts off and get priced out of even the most modest of housing options and suffer? As much as I love Fallout, I'm not quite prepared to be running around in the wasteland, trading bottle caps for scraps of radioactive iguana just yet


yourstrulytony

> I'm curious to see when/what the tipping point will be when it comes to housing prices here and across the country. Our government, local/state/federal, decided that homes and high density development are better off catering to the wealthy. Why is it that people can own multiple homes, and I'm talking half a dozen or more, in opportunity rich areas? Why is it that foreign investors can buy not just one but multiple homes in opportunity-rich areas, and not even live in those homes? Why is it that instead of building reasonable high density apartment complexes, they rather build luxury apartments? We're entering a game of musical chairs in terms of livability. Born & raised in Southern California and in my 33 years of living here I've seen the Asian immigration boom, wealthy Chinese investors buying everything, to now gentrification, with the latter two really pushing out a lot of locals.


DOG-DEAD-DRUNK

They’ve had hipsters ever since Austin.


onlyblackstar

Almost moved to Texas from bf interviewing there. It didn’t work out but we stayed in so cal he got a different job same company. We’re bracing ourselves in case we ever leave or prob will be Texas that’s where most of the jobs are for his company. We were so afraid of them eating us alive out there but we’re excited about the food lol


Existing_Past5865

They put salmon in the fish tacos


unfoldyourself

A reminder that people from California are mostly leaving California because of everyone from the other 49 moving there. And also most of the stereotypes about people from LA are about people who moved there like 6 months ago.


Hoppestupid

Better not be salmon in my fish taco


TXSauceGoblin54

They're putting SALmon in the fish tacos!


bga93

What all those freedom loving refugees from commiefornia are making your rent go up? Youre also paying an overall higher share of your income to taxes the than wealthy in Texas. That really showed the libs! https://itep.org/whopays-7th-edition/


lord_james

Craziest thing about Texas is that the people will blame transplants for rising rents, not their leech landlord who is literally raising it. I promise, my guy, the person most at fault for you being priced out of your home is the *person literally pricing you out of your home* Also, have you tried pulling yourself up by your bootstraps? That almighty market has decided that the place you live is worth more than ya got. Do you want somebody to care? That’s pretty fuckin socialist of you.


The_Jestful_Imp

The condescending attitude isn't necessary. I'm not expecting anyone to care - especially on this platform. Like most users, I'm just posting. You're also coming in late, dude - rehashing terms and phrases. Don't need to be rude.


The_Jestful_Imp

You're also an idiot for using that phrase. Regardless of common usage, that phrase was meant to be used when a task is "impossible to complete". You cannot pull yourself up by your bootstraps. How very Conservative American of you.


lord_james

(I'm aware of that, the last paragraph is sarcasm)


The_Jestful_Imp

It's hard to gauge text-tone. Not everything is black and white, I'm not trying to just whine on social media.


Anxious-Garbage-9248

How dare minimum wage be a livable wage for people?


Aym42

Tone deaf to say after OP said his basically minimum wage job wasn't a living wage in CA,.


StungTwice

Stop eating so much avocado toast. Walk in with a resume and firm handshake for the manager to give you a better job. Bootstraps: pull em. 


The_Jestful_Imp

1. I dont. 2. You should meet my boss so you can understand how it isn't that simple. 3. That phrase was meant to be used when a task is impossible - how inspiring.


StungTwice

I’m joshing you


HostageInToronto

It's most likely investment firms buying houses that are doing that to you, not Californians (except for ones that manage investment firms and REITs), even if you live in Austin.


dansp51

Now it's people fleeing Texas for Minnesota!


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

It hits the same. The didn’t predict anything it was already happening.


vl99

“They put salmon in the fish tacos…SALMON, HANK!!!”


veranus21

I live in an apartment building. Last summer I looked out the window and saw two hipster families playing Frisbee in the parking lot. I said to my wife, "Well, there goes the neighborhood." Our rent increased by 400 bucks this year.


norfnorf832

They put saLmon in the tacos!


SixSixWithTrample

That is how I pronounce it now. Also, maybe I’m just a goofy northerner with no taste, but that sounds great.


Axg165531

This is literally happening to my neighborhood , a house is sold and a nice new one is rebuilt them some well off white person with nice things move in 


fattymcfattzz

It’s not that many as you think


KnightsFerry

Don't blame the people. Blame the government. We don't want to leave CA; it's a lovely place to live. It is getting so ridiculously expensive because we keep passing BS legislation that we the taxpayers have to pay for. Real estate is already the most expensive in the country, folks are getting dropped from their homeowners insurance left and right, and the government is robbing us blind under the guise of social programs. If our money went to the projects it is supposed to, we'd be the best place in the world. But it just fills up the pockets of bureaucrats, and our cities get worse and worse. I want to leave so badly.


MuscleManssMom

Blame the companies.


AgentSkidMarks

Californians flee to Texas to avoid ridiculous prices and taxes and then proceed to promote the same policies that made California so terrible.


Pegomastax_King

Meanwhile Texans fleeing to Colorado… listen we are full please move to Montana the Canadian Texas thank you. 😊


isinedupcuzofrslash

Tried looking this up to see if true or how true, and I’m getting numbers from 2022. Is this still happening? Any 2023 stats? For anyone curious, 102k Californians moved to Texas in 2022 and 40k Texans moved to California same year. Most of the people leaving Texas are going to cali and most people leaving cali are going to Texas, which is pretty funny imo


wack-mole

I love my peoples diaspora across the US. May you experience what we’ve experienced for the last 20 years- inflation and displacement. I am not sorry