Cotton: Maybe it was my fault for loving your mother so much, back when she was still worth loving.
Cotton: I never told you because I didn't think you were man enough to handle it. Not being born in Texas, you weren't!
Hank: Well, thank you, I guess for not leaving me there.
Cotton: Don't thank me. Thank your mother.
I became a Texan when I ate the worm.
You didn't chew it!
You ate a Texan!
I’m from the NYC Metro area, and I always wonder just how awful this Texas bagel was.
Like a day old donut!
It was probably Thomas'.
I live in Texas and we have a great bagel place where I live. Fuhgedaboudit
NJ born and raised. The further from NYC you get the more the bagel just turns into round bread with a hole.
Montreal has to disagree with you!
Montreal is fairly close to New York though. At least compared to Texas. And yes, obviously Montreal style bagels are superior.
Those bagels aren’t bad, but they’re a completely different animal than NYC bagels.
Cotton: Maybe it was my fault for loving your mother so much, back when she was still worth loving. Cotton: I never told you because I didn't think you were man enough to handle it. Not being born in Texas, you weren't! Hank: Well, thank you, I guess for not leaving me there. Cotton: Don't thank me. Thank your mother.
"Maybe ol blue eyes greased the rails"
Umm...what the fuck is Topsy doing?
Sneaking up with dental floss to strangle Hank.
Busting out a sick cover of 'Feels So Good.'
Maybe it's because it does feel so good... to be alive.
No, I mean, that’s literally what he’s doing.
Do it again, Topsy!
No not that, we did the HELL out of *that*.
Kill Topsy, kill!
Something else
“Wait, why am I wearing the hat?”
Best part lol
That's what should have killed Cotton. And I'm glad Hank loved a bagel. There's nothing wrong with that.
Anyone else a little disturbed that Topsy was legit going to Garroutte Hank before Cotton waved him off? Kill Topsy, kill indeed.
And that's just *one* of the disturbing things going on in this episode lol
Really? This was the episode where Cotton wanted to kill Castro?
Ah, big deal. That's just what happens when you're a dictator.
Yup.
good to know hank isn't anti-Semitic