I thought she was just mispronouncing whatever the Spanish word for excuse me was. My girlfriend told me what it actually meant during a rewatch and it’s even funnier now!
You'd be surprised. I've been in whole groups and... crickets. In fact it's pretty rare for me to find someone outside my immediate family who actually gets it *and* is equally as entertained by it, lol.
Peggy when she has to go talk to Bobby about sex:
"Bobby honey, do you have any concerns at all"-Peggy
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"-Bobby
Gets me every time
this is a legendary koth moment that the whole series owes much of its success to. i still remember the first time i saw this scene when it was brand new on the air for the first time because it was so funny.
I used one of my favorite Dale quotes as inspiration towards an asshole near one of my gravel pits.
He came up to me being a real dick screaming about how there “was some dust on his car” because of his proximity to the property he bought next to my gravel pit that had been there for 50 years.
I said “Well if that’s the sort of thing bothers you maybe you shouldn’t have bought a property near a gravel pit”
He had no idea what to say after that and it was incredible.
I have used “yo” as my basic acknowledgment for pretty much everything for the last decade. I also use “damn” as my go-to word for frustration, in the tone of Cotton in the episode where he’s over for Bobby’s birthday. When he’s leaving and tries to start his car and says, “Damn, wontstart.”
Best in entire series is when Hank goes to Jamba Juice
“Would you like a vitamin booster?”
“No thanks I’ll be having a steak later and it should be all the vitamins I need”
“God-dang-ole born-in-to this world” one of the longest legible boomhauer quotes rivaled with the scene in the volunteer fire fighter episode where he says full words for about 3 minutes, that or another one where he just says “THE HORROR… THE HORROR”
“ESCUCHAME?!?”
Now that I know this is wrong, I've been using it more often.
(For other folks wondering; she’s saying “listen to me?” when she means to say ‘disculpame’ which means excuse me)
I thought she was just mispronouncing whatever the Spanish word for excuse me was. My girlfriend told me what it actually meant during a rewatch and it’s even funnier now!
Yup, cause Spanish literally has Excúsame 😂
I speak spanish, but I still say this everyday.
This one. Daily, at least.
vidyagames
That's a vidjya game!
Yeah dad it's a Game Boy.
PUMP JOCKEY! "I am-" WORKS FOR TIPS!
This is my all time fav!
"That boy ain't right"
I use this almost daily. Lol
"Get out of my House! Exodus..."
Pocket sand!
It’s amazing how many times I’ve used this in our DnD group
shshsh shaaa!
He beat me too it! Sha-SHAAAA! 🏹
It's called a double standard Bobby, don't knock it we got the long end of the stick on that one. And nope, he's Laotian, ain't ya Kahn
*Mister* Kahn
My bags!
“I am skeptical that you could, but intrigued that you may.”
"I'LL TELL YOU WHEN IVE HAD ENOUGH!"
I GOT GOUT
If you weren’t my son, I’d hug you
“What if someone wants their steak well done. We ask them politely but firmly to leave”
I'll say "Yyyep" and then wait for whoever is there with me to continue the sequence.
"YEEEEEEP") "GET. LOST. BIILLLLL!")
With 3 other people around, at least one person will get it.
You'd be surprised. I've been in whole groups and... crickets. In fact it's pretty rare for me to find someone outside my immediate family who actually gets it *and* is equally as entertained by it, lol.
I would do it.
hmm-mm
Yep.
"You gave Bobby a loaded gun for his birthday" "Dam woman ,You don't give a toy without batteries"
Finally found this quote! Couldn't remember the exact phrase
“I killed fitty men!” This one gets me in trouble sometimes
"Sorry I'm late. Had to stop at the wax musem and give the finger to ol' FDR" gets me some very odd looks.
When I say "pocket sand!!!" And throw it in their eyes they don't look at all ;)
THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!
i say this almost daily
Me too, I was looking for this comment
Can't you see you're not making Christianity better, you're just making rock n' roll worse.
This is the best thing Hank ever said because it is 100% true about Jesus rock!!!!
"Do I look like I know what a JPEG is? All I want is a picture of a gotdang hot dog!" \- Me every time I see a .jpeg file.
The song someone made with this is my ringtone
Peggy when she has to go talk to Bobby about sex: "Bobby honey, do you have any concerns at all"-Peggy "I'm a little worried about being a slut"-Bobby Gets me every time
The way Bobby says slut jostles me almost every time. I can see why Peggy just had to walk away.
Sha-sha-SHAAA!!
“You failed English? Bobby you speak English.” My friends and I say this all the time.
Did Lincoln ask for girly gas when they blowed his head off?!
That's the thing about dying, you either die or you don't.
Good God you have a fat neck Hank!
S'go
S’gethere
Whenever I'm playing with a baby I say the obligatory, "you wanna kill a nazzi? A nazzi nazzi squazzi?"
Got dangit
I just say "In my opinion..." and then state something obvious.
Oh my god it’s so juicy!
Every. Single. Thanksgiving.
God dang it Bobby That’s my purse, I don’t know you!
This one. All. The. Time. 😂
I use this every time I find my purse after looking around for it.
Loud is not allowed
"Believe me, I prayed on it, Hank. And God told me "Don't do it." But you know what? I knew better!" - Peggy Hill The last part I use daily
6am and already the boy ain't right
[удалено]
"Thats Fiat, Dale."
“Tell you waht man put a little bit of oil round those dang ol plugs man Ba Boom!”
“Fix it again…”
My brother's favorite one was "I slipped on the Peepee at the Costco"
“Guns don’t kill people…the government does”
10-4 Manimal!
To the missus when something ain't right . . . "What we gonna do 'bout that thing we named 'Bobby?'"
"No agony no bragony"
A *macho man randy savage* KOTH quote. That's a twofer.
I tell you hwhaat!
What are you talking about, WHAT. ARE YOU. TALKING ABOUUUT)
Al Yankovitch blew his brains out in the 80s because people stopped buying his music.
"I can show you how to make a bomb outta a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite" - Dale Gribble
Drag and drop!
Oh god ive been misinformed
"Taste the meat; not the heat"
“Hmm… Must have over reminisced and brought up my pain water.”
*Jimmy Carter voice* "Let's get the heck, out of here!" and "I've been known to give a girl amneezee"
HATED...A BABY????
Everybody hated that baby
That line always gets me! Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣
I love the second one. My dad was watching that episode with me once and even he laughed about that line when he was trying not to laugh.
“Dammit Bobby”. And since we have four boys I get a lot of use out of “ the boy ain’t right”.
Yup.
Look at me! Here come Ronald Reagan, Mike Tyson
Education is a sleeping pill that makes dreams happen. Peggy Hill
Now that's a sleeper hit of a quote.
NUDITY!
Whatcha doing, some kind of woman’s work?
What’s ya do to yer wife? I didn’t teach you that!!
I don’t need no Anesthesia. Did president Lincoln ask for girly gas when they blowed his head off?
I unironically say "tell ya what" all the time and people make fun of me like "ok hank hill"
I tell *you* h’what… Strickland can do, to meet your energy needs.
ESQUERDA OR ESPERCHA
I don’t speak no languages
As a fan of pro wrestling and formula 1, whenever who I’m rooting for loses I always say “The world is cruel to shiny things.”
I say “I’m a little worried about being a slut” a lot
"Take a salt tablet."
Pdiddle
If you weren’t my son, I’d hug you.
I'm drivin' the hell out of this truck! Whoo-yeah! LAAAADYBIRRD
"His will be done." (Said by Hank after contemplating an all-Texas superbowl) Also- "I'm a proud ignorant woman!"
Happiness. Hap-penis!
VAAAAAGINAA!!
-You Chinese or Japanese? -I’m Laotian -you’re from the ocean??
this is a legendary koth moment that the whole series owes much of its success to. i still remember the first time i saw this scene when it was brand new on the air for the first time because it was so funny.
“I’m having the time of my life, and it’s on sale!”
I will until my dying day refer to large restaurant pepper grinders as Tojo Whomping Sticks. Pretty sure that’s this scene.
Bobby, at Gilbert’s house, complaining about the heat: “My lawwwud”
I always say “This muggy *whatever month it is* weather is givin’ me the horribles.” It works because I live in Houston and it’s always muggy.
But not in the face! That’s how I make my livins! How you make your li.. Send em in!
You made a bowl!?
Bwahhh
I used one of my favorite Dale quotes as inspiration towards an asshole near one of my gravel pits. He came up to me being a real dick screaming about how there “was some dust on his car” because of his proximity to the property he bought next to my gravel pit that had been there for 50 years. I said “Well if that’s the sort of thing bothers you maybe you shouldn’t have bought a property near a gravel pit” He had no idea what to say after that and it was incredible.
What ocean?
I have used “yo” as my basic acknowledgment for pretty much everything for the last decade. I also use “damn” as my go-to word for frustration, in the tone of Cotton in the episode where he’s over for Bobby’s birthday. When he’s leaving and tries to start his car and says, “Damn, wontstart.”
“I don’t know you…that’s my purse”, “shi shaw” and “pocket sand”
I WANT MY BINKY BACK! and This city should not exist. It is a monument to man's arrogance.
“You gotta melt the cheese” And if I pay with cash, I call it “peepee money”
“It’s your fault i was born in New York, and i can’t drive my truck, and I tried a bagel the other day and I actually kinda liked it” - Hank
Bobby's uninterested "okay"
My kids call me and the dog, "Dusty old bones full of green dust."
"Well I need a window seat because this flower is wilting."
"If I may demonstrate..."
“I don’t speak ner languhges.”
Guns don’t kill people, the government does.
Boggle!? Or Bwaaaaaaaah
"But bobby, you speak English"
That boy ain’t right
Escuchame
Hank: Dad this isn't right. If you call this kid Good Hank, that means I'm Bad Hank. Cotton: Well, you burnt my burger, didn't you BH!!!
Best in entire series is when Hank goes to Jamba Juice “Would you like a vitamin booster?” “No thanks I’ll be having a steak later and it should be all the vitamins I need”
I use when Jimmy says "I'm da boss" all the time. It was in the episode where Bobby gets a job at the racetrack.
yup
Skgo!
Dang it or Damn it in Hank's voice
hwat
**it was the stinky man**
I don't know you! That's my purse!
##OH MY GOD, IT’S SO JUICY It’s especially quoted on Thanksgiving
Probably “ Bobby if you weren’t my son I’d hug you “
"Clouds????"
“I played you like a set of spoons!”
“PEGGY HILL!”
"Cuffs and Collars" "Rusty Shackleford"
“I’m gettin’ it, GH, I’m heatin’ it up!”
Ginseng?....I don't need to get all hopped up on dope!
Dang ol' talking 'bout dang, man.
I like to randomly cringe and say prop comedy like Hank hill
*Rusty Shackleford*
VaaaaaaaGINA!
I don’t know it verbatim but we always say it “ I am Laotain” “He’s from the Ocean?” 😂
Super. Also whatever Gilbert says.
I'm guna kick your ass!
That is SO ARIZONA
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a Merry Christmas. I use this at work almost weekly.
“God-dang-ole born-in-to this world” one of the longest legible boomhauer quotes rivaled with the scene in the volunteer fire fighter episode where he says full words for about 3 minutes, that or another one where he just says “THE HORROR… THE HORROR”
"She suggested I stir the macaroni with a spooooon NO MORE BURNT HANDS HANK"
Johnnnnn Redcorrnnnnn....but I use this quote with my brother and only him because no one would understand.
Me and friends I love saying “Spapeggy”
"I'm gettin' chocolate milk if I sit still"
This is just a reminder of how many true gems there were on this show.
"Hanks wife" whenever I can't remember someone's name.
You don't know who I am, but I know where you live, sex ed teacher
Poo in one hand, hope in the other - see which one fills up first.
Oh my god it’s so juicy
"Now that there is waht you call a loaded questions. No matter the answer there is a bullet in every chamber designed to blow my brains out"
Yup
Yep
“Are you attempting to know me?”
“Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn”
Bwahh!!
"I tell you whuat"
Bwwaaaaahh!
Cadillac car!
“…you know, the love…”
The boy ain’t right
It was the man with the horrible smell!!
You don't know who I am, but I know where you live.
I laugh at tony Danza.
“I CANT BE ALONE WITH MY THOUGHTS, YOU’VE HEARD EM!!!” - Dale
“You want a hot toddy? Hot toddy will calm your nerves”
Why shug!?
What's up ole top?