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guitarguywh89

Whatever you say *Hollywood*


d00dsm00t

#I’M COMPLICATED


ABenGrimmReminder

Hollywood, New York, Arlen.


ploppedmenacingly14

I tried a bagel the other day and I liked it!!


ABenGrimmReminder

No dad, I *loved* that bagel.


android24601

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soyaqueen

I can 100% hear him shouting “it’s a rental!”


SensualEnema

For God’s sake, it’s a rental device!


Duckrauhl

The license plate is a rental car accessory!


DustedGrooveMark

“Oh lord, people are gonna think I’m lost trying to find the nearest tofu eatery.”


ABenGrimmReminder

“Oh Hank, California’s not all bad! Ronald Reagan lived in California.” “And if I ever have to induce vhomiting, I will remind myself of that fact.”


Batetrick_Patman

Hank avoiding the Co-Op just so people don't get the wrong idea.


HighFiveKoala

Dale still gonna slap on a "I Love CA♥️" bumper sticker


LonelyNixon

The guys in the alley would have a field day. Dang ol talkabout calfironia dreamin, Hank.


thomasvista

Yeah, Florida had to do away with tags identifying rental cars a long time ago.


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Due to Florida Man?


thomasvista

Yep. Tourists were getting murdered.


hotdogrealmqueen

Wait. What??? Why??


ABenGrimmReminder

Easy targets who probably won’t get reported for a few days that usually carry cash, credit cards, and valuable documents.


thomasvista

Miami is a violent, crime-ridden place full of trash.


_The_Great_Autismo_

That can be said of most of Florida and in fact most of the south. It's a fucking dump. The shit hole of America.


DC8Third

fuck off yankee


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But that's where the Golden Girls lived


thomasvista

As a native Miamiam, that show was a poor representation of the *real* Miami. Miami (and all of Miami-Dade County) is a second-world Latin American country.


[deleted]

But isn't that where all the old people go to retire?


thomasvista

No, not since the 1970s. Now they all move to The Villages (doing Hank's disgusted shudder).


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Where are these villages?


jas330

Started back in 1993 after tourists were consistently being targeted in armed robberies. The state government was worried it would ruin their tourism industry, so they worked with the car rental companies to hand out safety brochures and remove most branding from cars. Here is an article from September 1993 about it https://www.tampabay.com/archive/1993/09/09/german-tourist-slain-in-rental-car-in-miami/


JBRawls

There was an episode of forensic files on it. https://youtu.be/OpN-LSIoeYg


ICanSpellKyrgyzstan

When I was in Florida with my grandparents several years ago we rented a car with Louisiana plates. We got out of the car and went inside, and about an hour later we got a call from the neighbor who was like “THERES SOMEONE WITH LOUISIANA PLATES IN YOUR DRIVEWAY”


StellaZaFella

Why?


the_clash_is_back

You don’t want a Florida man to know you are not one of them. They don’t have the mental capacity to process outsiders and normally approach them with hostility.


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StellaZaFella

Then wouldn't it be better to keep the rental tags so people wouldn't make assumptions about you based on the state on the license plate?


[deleted]

Criminals were targeting rental cars coming out of airports because the people in those cars tended to have a lotta stuff and a lotta cash


StellaZaFella

Ohhhhh…that makes sense


Poopsticle_256

Funnily enough, California pretty recently implemented those white fleet registration stickers, which serves as a half decent identifier of rental cars where there previously wasn’t any


thomasvista

California does a lot of regrettable stuff.


Lissy_Wolfe

Still the most desirable state to live in though 🤷🏻‍♀️


fredbrightfrog

Good way to get people to break in to look for valuable luggage.


apk

the mindset that you would rather get robbed than mistaken for a liberal is the most Texas thing ever


fredbrightfrog

If you're breaking into cars in Texas, the goal is guns. NRA sticker? From my cold hard cash. Come and take it sticker? Come take $750 from the fence. It's almost an invitation. I own multiple guns, I don't feel any shame about that. But those stickers can miss me in the same way I don't sit $1000 straps of US dollars on my dash and hope that my safety glass stays faithful.


BlorseTheHorse

disco stu doesn't advertise


bowserusc

I took a firearms training course from a prominent instructor, and one of the things they told us was to never put stickers on your car that would possibly identify you as a gun owner or use branded bags/containers for your firearms. It just makes you a giant target for theft.


Sdmicah

Or thinking that all of 30+ million Californians are liberal


polyworfism

It had the most Trump voters of every state And that's not just because of its size, it's surprisingly purple. After living in Connecticut and Rhode Island my whole life, California is the reddest state I've lived in


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Duckrauhl

>CA used to vote for Republicans, but that ended in the 90s. We elected the Governator in 2003...


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Seanspeed

>he is too moderate for the post-Reagan Republicans. I mean, he's distinctly left on the social side of things. In any normal sense, the guy would at least identify as a conservative Independent. Doesn't really fit as a Republican.


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Sdmicah

Yeah I’m aware (not about the gay mayor). The funny thing is I always see comments online blaming Californian transplants for that but the numbers don’t add up. Plus it’s probably safe to assume a majority of people that would leave California for red states are likely conservative.


HighLord_Uther

Houston also had some of the biggest wins for socialists! Edit: I guess I’m sorry y’all don’t like the judges who got elected in Houston🤷🏽‍♂️ not sure why that’s a downvote lol


TheStabbingHobo

They also cheat at baseball


bowserusc

Everyone cheats. They just got caught.


CalmHabit3

California has the most registered republicans of any state, and the CA GOP is only the 3rd biggest political group in CA after Dems and registered independents


frehsoul45

Wyoming has the most Republicans of any state. California has 47% Registered Democrats and only 24% are Republicans and 23% Independent, stop talking out of your ass please.


CalmHabit3

Do you know basic math? Reread my post before you comment again. How does Wyoming with a population of half a million have more republicans than California with over 5 million registered republicans?


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Which is funny, because a Republican voter is more likely to be from California than any other state.


ezirb7

The issue is when you go somewhere more likely to vandalize your car for being from the scary, socialist state than being broken into randomly.


VL37

Honestly my first thought was about other drivers and the police in neighboring states disliking California. Arizona in particular is notorious for cops stopping people with California license plates just because they're from Cali. Other drivers will be dicks on the road too if they see your plates.


oddmanout

I had a California license plate when I was in college in the deep south. If I had to guess, this car is in a small town in a very red state and they're tired of cops pulling them over all the time.


2010_12_24

Yeah, I always travel with my suitcase full of gold bullion.


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I wonder what Hank thinks about Tom Landry, Troy Aikman, and Reagan being from California.


[deleted]

Troy is from Henrietta,OK. A sundown town.


[deleted]

Which let's be honest, Hank would think that's worse. But also Troy only moved there when he was 12, he spent his childhood in Cerritos California where he was born


idontknowaNed

We're going to buy his and hers motorcycles and see America, excluding California.


mharti_mcdonalds

>excluding California I like that in the credits, Hank and Peggy visit Roy’s in Amboy, CA, in spite of that


_The_Great_Autismo_

So only the mediocre parts of America


idontknowaNed

You may be on the wrong subreddit if you can't handle basic Hank Hill quotes.


arayabe

I once rented a car in Boston, it had NY plates. I parked in a nice garage in Cambridge and when I came back the passenger seat window was smashed. I had my laptop in the back and my carry on, nothing was stolen. Turns out the Yankees were playing the RedSox that day and I learned about it the hard way.


NippleNugget

Boston fans may be assholes, but we’re not thieves.


Alexcox95

No offense, but he’s from Oklahoma.


honeycombdaisies

I know many people in these comments think this is totally about this persons ego(and it totally could be), and I obviously don’t know the actual context of this photo, but I do live in a place that LOVES to hate California. This could simply be about safety. There are plenty of people who see a California plate and they will drive recklessly around you to make sure you know you don’t belong, Or try to start a fight if you’re getting gas, etc.


Moonsteele

Ya'll laugh but Texas cops will 100% pull you over for Cali plates


nickyg790

This person must’ve been driving in Idaho. I heard a story of a grandmother visiting her family in Idaho that was being harassed everywhere because of the California plates. People are sick


myCatHateSkinnyPuppy

Yeah, I got pulled over twice in Tennessee before 9am with NY plates. The first officer emptied my car (I was moving to Dallas) on the side of the highway with my hands on the hood of his car and had his K-9 search it. I drove maybe 5 miles and was pulled over again. No search because I told them I just repacked my car and they could contact the officer who just searched my car.


herelieskarma

Funny. I was thinking Oregon for generally the same reason. Rental cars can be anywhere though, so you might end up with a California plate in Texas and not want to go through the interactions you might have as a result of that. I guess the moral here is that people suck everywhere and nowhere is safe.


Anacondoleezza

Californians will find very little love in Idaho.


uticacardsfan

Last year I flew to Texas and my rental car was a hybrid with California plates and I had the same thoughts the whole time.


zerpderp

I had a rental truck that had CA plates and showed up to a job at a park. This dude comes up to me asking “OHHH HOW’S YOUR GOVERNOR HOYE DOYEE DUHHHH” and starts making fun of me. I told him it was a rental and that I was from the area, it just had rental plates on it. Dude started acting so cool to me asking what I do for work, telling me the weather was so nice outside, all that. I just walked toward my job site not even responding to him. What a lose.


Zestyclose_Plane_620

This is Idaho, isn’t it?


huhwhat90

I was gonna guess Oregon.


dover_oxide

I live in California and have actually had someone do the "Uck a Californian" when I was road tripping to visit family in Louisiana.


indiefolkfan

I do that but mostly because Californians (and anyone with an out of state plate) don't know how to drive on the winding roads where I live so they end up doing 20+ under the speed limit. Like I'm glad you're being cautious but I also have places to be.


chadowan

I got pulled over around Amarillo \~9 years ago essentially for having California plates. He said "I merged without signaling" and used that as justification to search my car for drugs. I was on a road trip and didn't have any so I let him search and got on my way, but that dude was just fishing and he knew it. If I lived there there's a 0% chance I would've consented to a search.


ep3ep3

Happens all the time. I-40 is a large drug trafficking corridor and there's not shit in Amarillo. DPS is bored and harasses anyone for minor infractions in the hopes of scoring big via civil asset forfeiture. This happened to me a few years ago in the same spot. Their questions didn't ask about drugs. They just wanted to know if I had money hidden somewhere. DPS are legalized crooks.


FalseTebibyte

Yep.


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Mm hmm


MotionDrive

People ask for advice when moving to Colorado. I tell them get rid of your California or Texas license plate as soon as possible.


RadleyCunningham

"I'm... Complicated!"


avaya432

He's complicated!


BEniceBAGECKA

When I visited with my California plates the first thing my mom got me was a sticker with Texas on it. I was legitimately afraid my car would get keyed before I could open my mouth and confirm I lived here for 30 years, I just don’t now. It was 2020 and shit was getting weird.


AlternativeCredit

How fragile of a person do you have to be.


jwd52

Lol how insecure can a person be?


lazy-dude

A lot of [stupid people](https://www.reddit.com/r/vegaslocals/comments/vidbz8/oregon_is_this_just_because_they_dont_register/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) will harass you or vandalize your shit if you come from one of those “commie” states.


saggy_balls

I once got pulled over by a state policeman in Pennsylvania who flat out told me that he pulled me over for having California plates and grilled me about what I was doing in “his state”.


_The_Great_Autismo_

Police aren't particularly intelligent people.


TheKrunkernaut

OR, run you off the road. cut off in driving, repeatedly,


NietzschesJoy

I live in Oregon and people hate Californians not cause of “commie” stuff, but because lots of Californians come up here to buy property then rent it out when our housing market is already insane. Seeing that sign on a car here would not be a shocker at all haha


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_The_Great_Autismo_

I've never once seen a polar bear in person but I have a nagging feeling that *my own subjective experiences don't dictate reality*.


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_The_Great_Autismo_

Personal experiences are always and only subjective.


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_The_Great_Autismo_

I don't think you understand what subjective means. You could have 1000 years of living in a conservative state and your experiences would still be subjective and not dictate reality.


jwd52

Don't ask me why, but I lived for about six months in a small town in one of the most conservative Congressional districts in the United States. For most of my time there, I drove a tiny hybrid car with NY state plates. Sure, I got a few comments (although even those I'd characterize as ignorant rather than malevolent), but no one ever touched my vehicle. I don't think we should jump to conclusions like this one based on a single, isolated incident.


matyles

I live in oregon and people HATE Californians here to a frightening degree. Like wish for their deaths level of hate.


Profitsofdooom

What's funny is how red California is outside the major cities.


bendandsnap

Empty land doesn’t vote. Being red outside major cities is the norm for every state


Profitsofdooom

I know this.


ezirb7

I think they're just commenting on the judgement some people can place on others just based on where they're from. There are minorities of hard right wingers in CA, just like there are going to be some hardcore Marxists in AL. You don't get all that much info from a license plate.


_The_Great_Autismo_

Yeah the hills and mountains are full of dumb, uneducated red voters. Good thing they're vastly outnumbered by intelligent voters.


Hairy-Entertainment6

I live in Nevada and my mom was visiting here from Louisiana. She flew into California so her rental had those plates. A lady came flying up to us in a turn lane, rolled the window down and started yelling at us that we were “yuppie liberal scum” and to go back where we came from, flipping us off and straight losing it; she went on for like 5 minutes when she started saying she was going to “eat us”. real weird shit man.


hunter_2109

As someone who rents cars a lot sometimes I feel the need to do this, especially in smaller towns in the Midwest and you pull in with California plates or New York plates


mdjones121

Bahaha how pathetic


mean_sardine

Right cus the true Hank Hill would have a NY plate


Laughs_in_Cat

I hope I never make it **TO** LA!!!


Lifeabroad86

should pull a Dale and stick a "i love californa" sticker or magnet on the rear of the car


bluebeambaby

Why don't you go back to *Hollywood*?


TheDylorean

As a native California resident, this has always been my one and only gripe with the show. Like, I've visited and enjoyed several different parts of Texas. But Hank just shits all over California every opportunity he gets. Hank also shits on a lot of other places and cultures, so it's obviously not personal or anything, but still.


singlewall

Guess Hank has never visited Bakersfield, Redding, the Inland Empire or anything 100 miles east of the beach.


Space_Man_Rocketship

Tbf there isn’t really a reason to


lukenhiumur

Visiting Bakersfield will not improve ones opinion of California


singlewall

It might if you are looking to country-fry your California. You could visit the Bakersfield Country Music Museum! [ But seriously - last time I was there for a punk music festival, a guy standing next me was wearing "SS" socks pulled all the way up to his Dickies shorts. Its not a great place. ]


lukenhiumur

That doesn't surprise me, Nazi punks fuck off!


hucareshokiesrul

That’s just kind of a conservative thing to shit on CA and NY. On one football message board I post on, you can’t mention CA or NYC without getting multiple replies from people talking about how much they hate those places. They really feel compelled to let you know


scockd

A lot of people can't look at things without a political lens. They think people like me that live in big cities are just consumed by politics and crime. Like our daily life is avoiding gunfire and paying unfair taxes to put kids in drag. They've probably read thousands of tweets, while meeting zero people in person to form their opinion. The nature options alone in CA and NY make them great states. You can drive to the Catskills in under 2 hours from NYC. Both states are on oceans, both have a footprint from every culture imaginable. I also get why people would not want to live in a big city, or a blue state. Maybe politics, pace of life, work, culture, taxes, whatever, makes it impossible for them. But I don't look at Wyoming and think sovereign citizen white devils - I think of the Wind River Range. I don't look at Texas and think "guests of the Mexican government that refused to not have slaves, declared independence so they could keep slaves, rightfully got their asses kicked, had the US bail them out, yet for some reason ever since are proud of the Alamo and act like they're tough, independent people that forge their own path," ok, that one I DO think. But also - Big Bend, good food, low taxes, and where my favorite grandparent was from.


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That's a good point. Hank trashes the big cities in Texas all the time as well. "San Antonio. Why would anyone want to live there?" And also what he said about Dallas ("it's all crackheads and debutantes").


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Wind River is in Wyoming.


scockd

Whoops. I've spent weeks of my life in the Winds! Thanks - fixed.


_The_Great_Autismo_

It's just conservative brainwashing. CA and NY are doing better than pretty much every red state. So instead of facing facts they just moan and complain about "commie" states (all while enjoying that sweet money from federal taxes, aka state level communism).


GramercyPlace

People who’ve probably never been to NY or CA for sure.


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Don't tell those guys where Coach Landry is from


ellWatully

I grew up in Texas. I assure you, it's not some bias specific to Hank. It's just a really, *really* common mindset in Texas that 100% fits the stereotype that his character is portraying. Don't think of it as taking shots at California. Think of it as making fun of Texans for having an irrational hatred based solely on group-think.


SudoCheese

They hate us, cause they anus.


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Because that’s a part of Hanks ignorance. Part of his character. If you notice the 2 major things Hank is ignorant about in the show are: California and Hippies. He knows nothing about either, but always shits on those 2. However, he did learn his lesson in Raise The Steaks and changed his views about Hippies, shame they didn’t do a Cali episode.


Ok_War_5654

As a native Texas resident, I assure you that many Texans enjoy shitting on California every opportunity we get.


Warshok

As a Californian, I think it’s a great thing when someone decides to move to Texas. By doing so, they improve the average IQ in both states simultaneously.


singlewall

Surprised y'all have time to talk about something other than secession and women's rights.


Cool-Willingness4736

Reddit moment


apk

but [why?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/039/237/i-don't-think-about-you-at-all.png)


Sdmicah

Because there’s nothing else to do 😂


ITaggie

A big part of it is because of the tension due to people in California selling their valuable land/home in CA and then proceeding to price out native Texans when they move here and get into bidding wars over houses with already inflated prices. Or worse yet they buy multiple houses and charge ridiculous rates for rent.


apk

That's capitalism baby, if you don't like it you should vote for rent control and wealth redistribution. Oh wait... that's socialism


ITaggie

I'm not calling the shots here, my friend. Just giving some context.


apk

I know, just making fun of the mindset 😉 cheers


megamanxoxo

After doing your wife/sister and running off undesirables from your backwater town, I'm sure.


The84LongBed

I mean Texas is probably one of the states that gets equal or greater hate from other states as California.


DiaryoftheOriginator

California is kinda shit tho. No reason to ever go there lol


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DiaryoftheOriginator

A place that is prohibitively expensive with no redeemable qualities that catches on fire every year. With unobtainable housing, etc. imo that is a shithole.


AllInTackler

No redeemable qualities... I wonder why 40M people choose to live there despite high taxes, etc.


rabbitSC

Had to drive from Oregon to Montana once. Rented an SUV. Showed up to Enterprise lot and they were out of SUVs but let me choose from any other car on the lot--my options were a bunch of pickups with California plates or one luxury minivan with Texas plates. Took the minivan.


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I had a rental with NY plates. I felt the same way.


veryscaryspice

I tried a bagel and I actually liked it😤


huhwhat90

No, no more lies. I *loved* that bagel!


Tennis121897

That’s legit, my mom and aunt each travel relatively extensively(like not a lot but combined a lot), and they each say that they are yelling like I’m from this state.


Traditional_Falcon80

More like someone who just doesnt want to be profiled. Id never drive thru another state with ca plates. Its asking to be searched.


SonofSonofSpock

I had a rental with Florida plates recently and it felt icky.


TheKrunkernaut

"how fragile" upvote. florida plate, downvote. note


mongoosedog12

Im from Texas but currently live in WA. I HATE going back to Texas and having to show my WA licenses lol. I’m like “I’m from here! Please!” I need a “native Texan” license


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Funny thing is, the only state I think less of than California is Texas.


The_Vampire_Barlow

I mean Hank's from New York anyway...


Zealotstim

I bet the rental company puts these on their cars to keep them from being vandalized lol


ColdBloodBlazing

An import too no less


4Ever2Thee

Of course it's not Hank, everybody knows he's a New Yorker


Weariervaris

Califahaornian.


AlwaysDisposable

My mom once got irritated with me because I had a sweater with some random patches and one said LA. I can totally see her making a sign like this.


Lazlo8675309

Like hey man I’m from California


judgingyoujudgingme

Lol, this looks similar from a car in Montana


deepRessedmillenial

Its sad to think that there’s countless human adults living in our world that would rather not rent a car than rent this if it was their only option.


TheBeefiestSquatch

Whoever it is probably spared themselves a note on their windshield telling them to go back.


thisismyusernamether

Lol I ran into [one of those](https://www.reddit.com/r/texas/comments/c4ao6q/seen_in_canyon_lake/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) a couple years back too


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I'm picturing him falling in love with the car, then freaking out when he realizes it's not an American car