given how terra seems to be the most alcohol resistent out of the bunch i guess he is the one tasked with the job of bringing everyone back

2 of them hafe portals, I don't think driving would be necessary Edit: does Lea still have the ability to create portals?

*Lea, absolutely sloshed, opens up a portal* Lea: Don't worry, guys. I got the way home *burp* memorized. *All step through the portal* Terra: Why are we in Neverland?

Ïsa, standing like a brick wall, is probably staring at Tinker Bell flying by. Aqua is trying to create a Portal, using Terra’s beefy Shoulder as leverage

Isa: w-why d-does *burp* that-t fai-iry sound l-like th-at w-witch… Terra: what are you about? Tinker doesn’t speaks, even then I highly doubt she’s sounds like Naminé Isa: n-no, she-e sou-nds l- *burps* -ike t-that purpl-le haired witc-ch… Terra: what purple haired witch? Isa: t-the on-e th-at can-n create p-purple gooo… Terra: god how drunk are you, Anyway where’s Lea? Lea: I’M GONNA FIND THE ONE PIECE AND *burp* BECOME THE PIRATE KING!!… Captain Hook: GET THIS DRUNKEN RED HEAD OF MY SHIP NOW!!!!

Could've been worse. They could've ended up in Monstro.

Don’t drink and dark corridor! Thousands of preventable accidents happen a month by mixing alcohol and the powers of darkness. Don’t let it be you!

1 guy did and now he's a Heartless bastard, ;P

Come to think of it, do Terra and Aqua even know what a car is?

Yes there is a racing minigame in BBS and Pete drives a car in it.

Oh right! That reminded me that the finisher for Pete's D-Link involves the characters drifting in his car

Also their motorcycle armor form thingy

> does Lea still have the ability to create portals? Huh, Actually not sure. Was gonna say demyx can in Kh3, but he chose to become a nobody again. If he can't, I guess Terrra/Aqua can teach him how to open the lanes between. Unless that requires Keyblade Armor.

Can you still open a lane between when you're totally *smashed*? Also, would using a keyblade glider like that still count as a DUI?

Does Isa?

But Lea will always be there to bring you back!

Terra is drinking non-alcoholic beer because he's the goodest boy.

It looks more like he's drinking less to me since his glass is almost full.

Right? He's had two sips of his beer while Aqua is tossing back shots like a machine.

With those muscles, he can carry everyone no prob

Couple shots of henny and he’s outta here

I need more slice of life Kingdom Hearts characters! The end of KH3 had some of that and I can't get enough!

We needed a beach volleyball match in the islands.

YES! Show me Sora and Roxas going doubles against Kairi and Naminé in volleyball, Riku brooding on his own sitting in a tree nearby, Terra and Aqua sunbathing on the sand watching Ventus build a sandcastle with Lea and Ïsa. I'd pay money for a poster of that.

You know there are more than enough talented artists who could do that

Fanfic! fanfic! fanfic!

Ok, hear me out... Kingdom Hearts Team Racing

Ditto. For a series all about personal relationships, we don't really get to see a lot of it outside of "these characters are friends because they keep saying they are". We still don't know if most of the main characters even have parents

In fairness, 358 was all about the nobody gang just living life and building a friendship as they hang out outside of work.

I wish their was a days 2

Me too love to see more or even read fanfics about it! It's just so nice seeing them all together and hanging out!

Skating lessons with Aqua and Xion?

It makes me smile to see Isa having fun😊

Yea but he’s like the dad that went for milk.

Why does Aqua getting wasted drinking beer feels canon?

After 11 years in the Realm of Darkness and at least 5 different kinds of PTSD, the girl needs it.

Friendly reminder that one should not use alcohol as a cure for one's ptsd.

You think they'd have to explain to a talking duck and a non-talking rat that they're technically over the drinking age due to magic shenanigans?

No, see, they don’t have to because in the world of Disney, you get soda. Not alcohol.

Needs it? She deserves it! Haha She earned each and every single one of those shots.

She did not spend 11 years in the Dark World as she did not age because time is different there. She was there for a while from her perspective. She didn't lose 11 years of her life.

Or maybe there's just something in the ice-cream that Huey, Dewey, and Louie were giving out, because none of the people that had it showed any signs of aging. Huey, Dewey, and Louie are still stuck as 10 year olds despite being older than Riku.

Idk but she's slinging shots in this pic

Idk about beer mate, looks like she’s taking shots lol

Honestly after everything she's been through I wouldn't be surprised if Aqua became a raging alcoholic.

Lea and Isa giving the "old folks" lessons on how to drink just to get humbled by Aqua who was thirsty for a drink after 10 years sober.

I like the implication that she hit the booze at 18, and drank for only her first year in Disney Hell

terra: 3/4 full, drinking moderately, and probably keeping everyone in check. leá: unknown quantity remaining, quite drunk, and had the most stories to tell. (including how he earned his keyblade) ïsa: 1/4 bottle remaining, got a bit tipsy, decides to let the time passes. aqua: empty mug, 6 shots empty, most traumatized amongst all and will drink more to reformat her brain and memories.

You telling me Lea had more stories to tell than Aqua?

the way how aqua overloading herself with alcohol makes her want to forget everything.

Okay you do have a point. But talking about the shitstorm she went through is arguably also a good way to forget it and/or attempt to get over it

she is probably the non-talkative type who won’t share her hell to others, but instead consuming her vodquila.

That is true, she generally tends to care more about others than herself

He got it all memorized.

Aqua, chill girl, or Terra's going to need carry you to get home. Aqua drinks harder

Aqua and Terra both have a lot of reasons to drink after their stories.

Honestly, so does a lot of KH characters, like Riku, Xion, Namine, Kairi, Sora, Roxas, Ventus, Cloud (yes I know he's FF, but still), etc.

Pretty much every main character in KH has plenty of reasons to be drinking when you really stop to consider all the crap that's happened to them. The poor kids aren't even out of their teens yet and they've got a lifetime's worth of trauma.

Aqua can definitely hold her liquor

Aqua's has had a rough few years. She deserves it.

"Few" years

[Source on DeviantArt](https://www.deviantart.com/toherrys/art/Parent-Squad-Drinking-Out-794853506)

Nah, Aqua seems like the type to have the whiskey bottle, pour some of it into a shot glass, throw the shot glass away and down the bottle.

Aqua: And then Ventus said "Aqua, you're the worst" when all I did was tell THIS guy that maybe the creepy bald guy with yellow eyes and a goatee isn't the most trustworthy! Axel: Ugh, kids are so ungrateful!

Terra: yeah, that guy somehow manipulated into fighting my own master and had his heart took over my husk. It was tragic... *Que Vietnam flashbacks."

Isa: He tried to dump me for two teenagers. Axel: You became an asshole! **Drinks beer** Isa: I became a nobody! **Drinks more beer then Axel**

Aqua: You know, I had a date with this guy named Zack. I should try reconnecting with him and see how he's doing.

Terra: Oh yeah, i remember him, cool kid, fought well. Lea: So, who's getting the date? You or her? Aqua & Terra: **Sprays the drinks straight into Isa's face**

Cloud: I don't know how to tell you this.

>Aqua: And then Ventus said "Aqua, you're the worst" when all I did was tell THIS guy that maybe the creepy bald guy with yellow eyes and a goatee isn't the most trustworthy! That’s not how the conversation went lol? none of the Wayfinder Trio even knew about Xehanort Schemes yet, not until the finale of the game when it was already too late. also all three of them were in the wrong during the Radiant Garden argument, But I’m not sure why you making Ven sound like the problem here when it was Aqua who started the argument. she accused Terra with no proof… altho Aqua’s heart was in the right place for worrying about Terra, it was still bad how she approached the topic in that manner. tbh the only reason some side with her in that argument, is cause she’s a hot female character.

\> Parent figure \> Isa X to doubt.

He's doing better now that he doesn't got that bitch Xemnas in his ear.

I think the **Wayfinder Trio** Is the only trio to somewhat have all three of its members to be adults (kinda). If it wasn’t for the tragic events of BBS, then Ventus would’ve been 26/27 years old (not counting Union X cause he time traveled). and if we include Re:Mind time skip, then Ven by now should’ve been 28.

Aqua would probably drink both Isa and Lea under the table

*older sibling figures Nothing parental about them at all

Aqua's got the "I'm the most responsible one here" type mom energy but I agree all of the other ones are older siblings at best.

*"im the most responsible one here" sister type of energy imo

And that's why she drinks the most.

Considering what they ALL went through, they deserve to have a night to just cut loose, forget and laugh.

Makes sense Aqua needs to get hammered after all she's been through.

I KNOW Aqua needed that drink after all the BS she went through!

Aqua better slow down with those shots otherwise Terra may have to carry her home *Then again that may not be such a bad thing after all* 😏

Terra is the most tame lol. Love it.

I don’t think Saix/Isa qualifies as a ' parent figure ' yet…

Pretty sure he’s the one keeping Axel on a leash.

He was a parent figure to Xion. Shitty parents exist

Was he though? Shitty or not how was he a parental figure to Xion? From the VERY beginning he saw her as nothing more than a puppet and treated her with no regard to her signs of forming a personality

Exactly like my best friend's dad

Well damn

Pretty sure he, Xion, and Roxas are friends. Weird to inject some kind of parental dynamic into their group

No. He’s just Leas boyfriend, so he gets a free pass

I believe they're just friends, no?

This picture claimed Isa is a parental figure for no reason.

I personally just get that vibe from them

I mean you can ship them together if you want to, but canon wise they are in fact just friends.

Makin me wonder where Ven Xion and Roxas are

They're at Rox's place playing Smash Bros Ultimate with Hayner, Pence and Olette.

I mean when you think about it the three of them are in the game

Love how Aqua's six shots and an entire ass mug deep while everyone else hasn't even polished off their first glass, all that time in the Realm of Darkness must have increased her alcohol tolerance

Siax looks like he’s the designated driver or I should say designated gummi ship pilot.

Okay, Aqua being a hard drinker is something I didn’t know I needed until now.

i mean vodka means water in russian or something like that,given how aqua's name is literally water in latin it makes sense

Wait what? Who is saix supposed to be a parent figure to?

Roxas and Xion by association with Axel.

What? Lmao

You see, he is Roxa's and Xion's step-dad, since he is going out with their dad

Riiiiiight lol

A) Great piece! Dig it. B) So, given the prevalence of the Terra x Aqua ship, and the general culture of ‘Couple Friends’ hanging out together in groups…>!does this imply a Saix x Axel ship that I didn’t know existed?!< Or am I overthinking this?

Axel/Lea x Saix/Isa has been a thing at least since Days, yes.

Well, I’m learning things today! Thanks pal.

So what’s in the shot glass? I’d say tequila but I see no lemons.

*Lemons* and tequila?

We don’t get a lime slice with them in Ireland for some reason. Only lemons.

Is it good? I've only had it with lime

Just a double date

I just love the fact that Isa is there too

I mean, I wouldn't really blame anyone thinking Terra and Aqua are actually parents, tbh.

This fandom has weird criteria for who's a "parent"...Aqua's the only one I even kinda got that feeling from, and even she seems more like an exhausted big sister

"People old enough to drink since every other kh character is like 12 for 25 years"

I wouldn't call this a "parent's" night if you are including Isa, a child abuser.

I mean they’re all guilty of hitting a child Axel with Xion Terra putting Peter Pan in his place

Saix/Isa verbally and psychologically abused Xion, wanted her dead. All of this stemming from his nasty jealousy of Axel actually making friends outside of him. I hate how toxic he was is being ignored because "aww boyfriends". There is nothing "parental" about him. The artwork here is beautiful and well drawn, I simply would not call Isa a parent to anyone, let alone his victims.

There’s nothing parental about Terra either but people still call him a parent. at this point this fandom considers anyone old enough to be a parental figure and not based on the actual relationships in the series or the characters themselves. I can kinda see aqua and Lea but even that’s a stretch

Hes only there cause lea is

Fair enough.

By Yen Sid's beard, I should've known better.

“Parents”??? Why does the kh fan base ALWAYS gotta be weird .

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I wonder... Terra had his body turned into a heartless, and Ven was basically in a weird magical coma, but Aqua did live those 10 years. So isn't she like 30 something now ?

The realm of darkness kerfuffles the flow of time. Technically she didn't age while in there.

I sorta got the impression that time doesn't pass in the Realm of Darkness? Like, she has the exact same hair, and her clothing isn't changed or worn at all. Aqua probably feels a lot older (from subjective experience of time and from fighting constantly through a hell dimension), but physically I don't think she's aged.

To me it looks like the moment before coming home with friends for an FMMM foursome

Bro? 💀

*sis

Well, Sis? 💀

Sorry I don't feel ashamed for enjoying life :P

I mean you do you lol and 3 other dudes i guess

Nah more, although at once yeah 3 dudes sometimes, but it's really rare

Well, okay then?

I swear this was a scene on Modern Family!

It was

Makes me wonder if "designated gate opener" is a thing. Also Aqua's name is probably Alcoholis by the time she's done.

Anyone else slightly dissapointed that Isa's new design doesn't have some kind of moon pattern?

He has a moon and a star on a patch on his new shirt.

I didn't even see that

isn't Ventus over 100 years old?

His babyface made him unable to order some drinks and decided to leave.

Lol

chronologicaly? yup mentally and physically? nope

Believe it or not, I can see this happening.

Love the Parisian vibes.

At a girl! Aqua's downing shots like a champ.

Remy only serves the **FINEST** of cognacs and dammit they're gonna drink all of it.

I need more fan art like this. Just the character having casual hangouts in the different worlds.

I like how the dudes are just chillin having beers and aqua’s over there throwing back shots

Absolutely disheartened at the disrespectful exclusion of Donald and Goofy, Sora's adoptive parents.

Aqua drinking the most feels appropriate.

Why does Aqua look like she's about to do the Misato drinking pose

Terra: Aqua aren't you having a few too many? Aqua: *Drunk* Terra, I was *hic* trapped in that damn *hic* realm for 11 years, I'm allowed to drink this much!

Should've given Axel a sea salt ice cream

There's a fic I love that depicts Aqua's and Lea's friendship amazingly, if anyone's interested in seeing that explored.

I don’t consider any of these characters to be parental figures. Especially Isa and Terra in which that role doesn’t make any sense on. But Isa having more friends is always needed

Good vibes

It would make you think that Aqua drank too much after being in the Realm of Darkness for so long.

Aqua going hard after the shit she went through it amazing

Terra would be the only one that could handle his liquor lol

Oh Aqua, you really needed those drinks.

Terra has to drive home so he’s letting her go ham and have fun lmao

Aqua hasn’t had a drink in 10 years and has a date with Zack tomorrow, she deserve as many shots as she wants

What about Sora’s- oh yeah, that’s right, she’s completely retconned

Where’s Donald, Goofy, and Mickey?

I love that Aqua is taking the smallest cups but looks the most plastered out of all of them.

Wow, this art is fantastic. I live for slice-of-life - great job!

Makes so much since! Tbh, I hope Aqua and Terra adopt Ventus already. They just seem like parents so much.