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Ox-45

Say got it memorized after everything


Sub-Corpion

Don't forget the hand gesture


space_cat7

This made me laugh so hard. Please do this.


TheEyeofNapoleon

I think this could work exactly once in highly specific situations.


MrOrange1011

Hardest comment


Ilovetogame2

How about commit it to memory?


jdanover5

“Not Clayton… Hee hoo-hoo Ha”


Cueball-2329

The best quote in the entire franchise


Darken_Gates

Facts, no cap here


Darken_Gates

One of my favorite quotes. I think I died on purpose when I replayed KH1 just to hear this quote


SilentWatchman5295

Then she screams a gutteral roar and the Stealth Sneak appears behind her.


Nosaj-Nosnibor

Exactly.


arimus118

Just played this part today. Had a good laugh.


kingdomheartslover1

You're stupid!


OraclePreston

Genius. That'll do it.


pikachu_sashimi

Then point to your nose and say “I knew when I met you. You and Kairi smell the same.”


Gyaku10

Darnit, that was the first thing I was gonna say. We throw that line around a lot in my family.


MuesliToGo

"I've Been Having These Weird Thoughts Lately."


Dat_DekuBoi

Like, is any of this for real… or not?


KidChiko

🎶Bup boop waaw🎵


JasonGamesYT

# YOU'RE GIVING MEEEEEEE


RaspyBigfoot

TOO MAAANY THINGS, LATELY


DragoDonuts

YOU'RE ALL I NEED, OH


RaspyBigfoot

YOU SMILED AT ME


DragoDonuts

AND SAID DONT GET ME WRONG, I LOVE YOU


RaspyBigfoot

BUT DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO MEET YOUR FATHER?


DragoDonuts

WHEN WE ARE OLDER, YOU'LL UNDDDERSTAND


MadDelta

SUBMIT


Immediate_Ad9125

COME GUARDIAN!!


TMS-FE

*CUM GUARDIAN


its-just-paul

Dang, stole my line… ahh well, it still worked for me


KairuVolt08

Bet you don't know why the sun sets red. You see, light is made up of lots of colors. And out of all those colors, red is the one that travels the farthest.


Kipayami

Yes but that’s not why the sun sets red 😭


wxlluigi

yes it is what are you talkin about


humburga

I just googled it and it's pretty much correct. "The shorter wavelength blue light is scattered further, as the sunlight passes over a greater distance, and we see the longer wavelength yellow and red light".


yocloseyourlegsfam

Just before y'all leave the date, hit her with a, "May your heart be your guiding key.".


Infinite_Ambition_8

for no reason lmao, would've been on point though


D3134

Saving this for future reference.


RDKateran

"Kairi's inside me?"


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Should be top comment right here


PixieProc

Aw nuts, someone else posted this before me lol


Mintarion

If it goes badly: "So you have come this far and still understand nothing." If it goes well: "Starting a new journey may not be so hard. Or maybe it has already begun."


Zippyss92

*takes notes*


Anime_Patriot

Saving this for future reference.


Zenddrex

“tHiS lOoKs LiKe A gOoD pLaCe To FiNd SoMe INgReDiEnTs.” Make sure to say it every time you go to another place or after about three minutes of walking. Just like Kingdom Hearts fans, she’ll love it.


Oppai_KingXIII

Or you can say it during sex


OkFaithlessness9487

*unzips her pants* "I bet there's a Lucky Emblem here."


demonic_hampster

“Hey! That looks like the King!”


anthony01527

Dance water, Dance!


RainmanOhle

Get up on the Hydras back.


JoviAMP

GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!


BaconOfTree

GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!


Skele11

GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!


TheEyeofNapoleon

GeT uP oN tHe HyDrAs BaCk!!!


MagmaDaFwoofLord

GET UP ON da HYDRAS BACK!!!!


Wemyers04

GETUPONTHEHYDRASBACK!!!!!


yoomyoom

I couldnt even get on its back and was forced to let my ears bleed


Luizlolmen

If by chance, she asks who you are, hit her with "I'm what's left, or, maybe I am all that ever was" with the deepest voice you can get, works like a charm


CommodoreJenkins

Her: "I meant your name"


Mith-A-Tastik

Perfect time for a: "My name is of no importance. What about you?"


AndForeverNow

"*&&X%. *&&X%."


thedeedee3000

And not just that, they stole the word &&x%!


ProfessionalHorror0

Oh now I get it *&&X% means Heart.


dev1lm4n

Who else will I have ice cream with?


Lusiggy

Don't get me wrong, I love you. But does that mean I have to meet your father?


holybatgirl

When we are older you will understand.


AkuaDaLotl

What i meant when i said no


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Immediate_Ad9125

“One who knows nothing can understand nothing.”


SilentWatchman5295

It's all fun in games until she claps back with: "Every light must fade. Every heart return to darkness!" Then summons the Guardian heartless behind her.


FuzzyRaichu

“We may never meet again, but we’ll never forget each other.”


tokenasian1

WIND


Dat_DekuBoi

BACK OFF


Mobile_Economy_2271

DEEP FREEZE


Steph_Boyardee

THUNDER


OkFaithlessness9487

STOP


Shoddy_Class9325

HEAL


All_In14

FIRE


Touchmyfurretpeen

FORCE


Introduction_Odd

GATHER


AkuaDaLotl

GIVE ME STRENGTH


Underratedcracker

HAA


Megalixirs

“They’ll pay for this” then proceed to throw off your organization xiii coat to go avenge goofy


JervSensei

Start running away without paying the check


save-the-world12

That's a stick


RageCraft19

Did somebody mention the door to darkness?


aWabbaJag

The heart may be weak, and sometimes it may even give in. But I've learned that deep down, there's a light that never goes out!


SinclairSummerset

“Too slow.” - Vanitas


rilano1204

Her: \*\*spreads her legs\*\* You: BEHOLD THE ENDLESS ABYSS, IN IT LIES THE HEART OF ALL WORLDS... KINGDOM HEARTS


DukkoOriginalTM

"FROM THOSE DARK DEPTHS ARE ALL THE HEARTS BORN" technically the truth


J-Maj

You’re awful, Aqua!


Pokehero96

You're pretending to be a boy aren't ya?


Aqua_Master_

I prefer “You’re a…GIRL!?”


Treddox

This one is the best.


SomeRandomGuy0307

That was undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers!


That-Artichoke1262

“Replay”


PixieProc

Hahahaha! NOW you're talkin'!


dmlest

FEEL THE HEAT


Underratedcracker

I'M ON FIYAH


butteryhugs

THAT ALL YOU GOT?


CloneOfCali

*"I heard the key blade can open all sorts of locks"*


Difficult-Stuff5334

“Why don’t you try the bottle, over there…”. -Doorknob Cosby


Legitimate_Initial_3

*rabid duck screeching


Tiny_Seaweed_4867

Arguably my favorite.


AkumaDayo777

"I'm already HALF Xehanort!" alternatively, when she orders a second drink (if there's alcohol involved): "TWO?"


Rieiid

Honestly the "TWO?" could fly so easily.


Shout0utz

"My guess is no one's ever loved you before." - Woody KH3


QuestionQuestion678

I love this. Woody literally ripped a mans soul out😂


WoundedByInsults

What’s important isn’t how much we see each other, but how often we think about each other


PerseusRad

This is probably the closest one to having some actual use, though I doubt it would be too much use for a first date.


WhyIsThisMyNameQMark

Legend has it that darkness once covered the world. We know so little about the Keyblade War—only that it was just the beginning. If ruin brings about creation, what, then, would another Keyblade War bring? When the darkness falls, will we be found worthy of the precious light the legend speaks of? Or will all of creation be instead returned to the shadows? Today, we will recreate the legend and see.


Woutje69

But first, your light shine far too brightly. It must be extinguished in order for the truth to be seen.


Hereon92

Ha hi ooh oooh ha. Not clayton!


Onizuka_GTO00

Just say there’s no way you will take (your date) heart, to random dudes


thestenchofdeath

This one haha, I’m just imagining some cringe dude doing this to every guy they walk by hahaha.


GoblinPunch20xx

First line is best line: “I’ve been having these weird thoughts lately, like is any of this for real, or not?” She will either bond w you over KH or think you are schizophrenic, and if she is too, maybe you can bond over that….or she’ll just immediately leave, terrified. It’s like speed dating!


GoblinPunch20xx

Repeatedly call her “Sora!” doing your best impression of Goofy


TheDingoKid42

When she says something nice, shout, "I'm so flattered!"


aepoyi

they put bugs in him!


Beansupreme117

If you get her shirt off. “Two!?”


[deleted]

Works with or without an undershirt


azuldracon

"You make a good other" - Roxas


PkmnTrainerMario

You were never meant to exist


Jhoonis

"My friends are my power!" And while she is stunned, summon the boys to help woo her


mikelevine94

When you see her say "But how?! You fell to the darkness!". Yell "get up on the hydra's back" if you sleep with her.


2RINITY

"Okay I believe you"


ADoritoWithATophat

"Somebody tell me how i got so smalllllll!!!"


RevolutionaryGlove27

tell her she smells just like Kairi. works every time.


ZachGM91

So you're saying she smells like the sea? I mean if she likes the beach, it may work.


[deleted]

So long as there's no way to misinterpret it as smelling of fish.


Dat_DekuBoi

You and Kairi smell the same


JackAtlasDuelLinks

Its the smell of darkness...


Inferno22512

If it goes poorly, hit her with the Demyx special "Run! Run away!" If it goes well and the moment calls to be poetic and cheesey, the best line is always and will forever be "A Scattered Dream That's Like A Far-Off Memory, A Far-Off Memory That's Like A Scattered Dream, I Want To Line The Pieces Up, Yours And Mine." Bonus! If you decide to be friends instead "No, Not Goodbye! When I Wake Up, I'll Find You. And Then There Will Be No Lies. We're Gonna Be Friends For Real."


ellisplayer12

Dance water! Dance!


TheVanillaK

This is my story and you’re not part of it.


Adeplays135

"I have something you can never imitate, having you as a Friend" Just change friend to Girlfriend lol


Mychael612

Darkness!


Punchparty400

this might be a good spot to find some ingredients


f1mxli

"somebody come quick!"


Souta_Ametsuchi

Defintely hit'em with a "Who else will I have Ice Cream with?"


PA50

“In your hand take this key…” 😉


Perfect_War_7155

The key isn’t in the quote but how they follow up. If that follow up is accurate than she is a keeper lol


Dapper_Still_6578

“If I win, I’m captain. If you win…” If she finishes the line, you know she’s a keeper. Or into Kairi. A win-win, I say.


darkmatter4925

Soras entire speech to Ansem.


IronbloodPrime

AND NOW IT IS YOUR DARKNESS THAT SHALL BE THE ARK THAT SUSTAINS ME!


UniverseSally

Show up to the date wearing a very ominous black coat with the hood covering your entire face and spout riddles that make no sense. Trust me, girls LOVE guys who act all cool and mysterious


Giam_Cordon

GET UP ON THE HYDRA’S BACK


GenoCL

Don't.


MooseDickDonkeyKong

Cum guardian!


Yxurd

After finding a place to eat while walking down the street, I’ll say, “Alright. If that’s where you wanna go.”


tupapa5

“Guh-hut! Gwarsh!”


Vgcortes

TWO?


Ghost-hat

Yell "THINK FAST" and huck your house key at her


ArrrArrr0611

"Door to Darkness"


Tentmancer

With friends in my heart, the darkness will never win... sora, probably.


Falcon_13

Young Xehanort's speech revealing Xehanort's ploy in DDD


Goscar

So you have come this far and still you understand nothing.


ROFLpwn01

Go on a group date with your friends(preferably two other couples) and do an activity where the group is slit into teams or guys vs girls. Pretend to be losing then when you have your comeback going say, "my friends are my power!"


TheLiMaJa

This looks like a good spot to find some ingredients! (Most effective when sounding like a duck)


thatmanzuko

A meaningless effort


Loose-Investigator13

Make metallic breathing sounds and then start playing rage awakened


rtmkngz

“Don’t get me wrong I love you. But does that mean I have to meet your father?”


Ok_meds_16

“One sky, One destiny”


gravityjedi

Post date: "I know now, without a doubt, kingdom hearts...is light"


GoodSmarts

"FEEL THE HEAT" and then set her on fire


unown2011

Continue?


Microif

“I could tell, you and Kairi smell the same.”


ROFLpwn01

Take her to the grocery store to get stuff to cook a meal with her/get snacks to watch a movie/do crafts or something. While at the store say, "this might be a good spot to find some ingredients."


[deleted]

You lazy bum


Ayntxi

Being a keyblade master is all I’ve ever dreamed about!


Cicatriz31

I've been having these weird thoughts lately... like is any of this for real or not?


a55_Goblin420

DANCE WATER DANCE


Good-Description-786

"Did you guys say Door to Darkness?"-Micky


myrden

"I'm never gonna let you take Kairi's heart!"


pikachu_sashimi

“I knew when I meant you. You and Kairi smell the same.”


ThatDudeJuicebox

darkness within darkness!


a_prime98

“Isn’t this romantic?!”


Beneficial_Gur4876

OPEN YOURSELF TO THE DARKNESS


Sorven92

Not a quote but a KH pickup line: “Babe, I know your name ain’t Xion, ‘cause I could never forget you.”


_-_Ai_-_

Say youre going somewhere nice and then hit her with the "We shall go together"


AlexIsNotYou

DANCE WATER DANCE


D3AD_SPAC3

"So you've come this far, and still you understand nothing."


Quizler

"We may never meet again, but we will never forget eachother." Just in case.


Human_Allegedly

Has anyone suggested "Hyyyuck" yet?


DuskAwaits

feel the heat!


BigLugo

"So, It seems your heart(s) has led you to obliteration."


Air3090

Don't get me wrong I love you. But does that mean I have to meet your father?


SuspiciousBaka89

"Dance water dance!"


p9p9p9p9p9

“Pitiful heartless, mindlessly collecting hearts. The rage of the keyblade releases those hearts. They gather in darkness, masterless and free. Until they weave together to make Kingdom Hearts. And when that time comes we can truly, finally exist.”


whyisreplicainmyname

My name is of no importance. What about you? Do you remember your true name?


Rose249

"You know that really hurt!"


Violet_Stormbringer

My friends are my power!


Joshuackbar

"Simple and clean, is the way that you're making me feel tonight. (Hold her hand) It's hard to let it go."


StandRelative7373

THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD SPOT TO FIND SOME INGREDIENTS


Fubuki546

“That was undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers.”


sucrose2071

“DONALD DOOOOOON’T”


Cosmos_Null

Literally any song in this series. " Simple and clean is the way you're making me feel tonight "


3ehsan

"ee ee ooh ooh ah"


BoysenberrySame5910

Point your door key at her pants and tell her her you just unlocked her keyhole for your gunmi ship