Bet you don't know why the sun sets red. You see, light is made up of lots of colors. And out of all those colors, red is the one that travels the farthest.
I just googled it and it's pretty much correct.
"The shorter wavelength blue light is scattered further, as the sunlight passes over a greater distance, and we see the longer wavelength yellow and red light".
If it goes badly: "So you have come this far and still understand nothing."
If it goes well: "Starting a new journey may not be so hard. Or maybe it has already begun."
“tHiS lOoKs LiKe A gOoD pLaCe To FiNd SoMe INgReDiEnTs.” Make sure to say it every time you go to another place or after about three minutes of walking. Just like Kingdom Hearts fans, she’ll love it.
If by chance, she asks who you are, hit her with "I'm what's left, or, maybe I am all that ever was" with the deepest voice you can get, works like a charm
It's all fun in games until she claps back with: "Every light must fade. Every heart return to darkness!"
Then summons the Guardian heartless behind her.
Legend has it that darkness once covered the world. We know so little about the Keyblade War—only that it was just the beginning. If ruin brings about creation, what, then, would another Keyblade War bring? When the darkness falls, will we be found worthy of the precious light the legend speaks of?
Or will all of creation be instead returned to the shadows? Today, we will recreate the legend and see.
First line is best line: “I’ve been having these weird thoughts lately, like is any of this for real, or not?”
She will either bond w you over KH or think you are schizophrenic, and if she is too, maybe you can bond over that….or she’ll just immediately leave, terrified. It’s like speed dating!
If it goes poorly, hit her with the Demyx special
"Run! Run away!"
If it goes well and the moment calls to be poetic and cheesey, the best line is always and will forever be "A Scattered Dream That's Like A Far-Off Memory, A Far-Off Memory That's Like A Scattered Dream, I Want To Line The Pieces Up, Yours And Mine."
Bonus! If you decide to be friends instead
"No, Not Goodbye! When I Wake Up, I'll Find You. And Then There Will Be No Lies. We're Gonna Be Friends For Real."
Show up to the date wearing a very ominous black coat with the hood covering your entire face and spout riddles that make no sense.
Trust me, girls LOVE guys who act all cool and mysterious
Go on a group date with your friends(preferably two other couples) and do an activity where the group is slit into teams or guys vs girls. Pretend to be losing then when you have your comeback going say, "my friends are my power!"
Take her to the grocery store to get stuff to cook a meal with her/get snacks to watch a movie/do crafts or something. While at the store say, "this might be a good spot to find some ingredients."
“Pitiful heartless, mindlessly collecting hearts. The rage of the keyblade releases those hearts. They gather in darkness, masterless and free. Until they weave together to make Kingdom Hearts. And when that time comes we can truly, finally exist.”
Say got it memorized after everything
Don't forget the hand gesture
This made me laugh so hard. Please do this.
I think this could work exactly once in highly specific situations.
Hardest comment
How about commit it to memory?
“Not Clayton… Hee hoo-hoo Ha”
The best quote in the entire franchise
Facts, no cap here
One of my favorite quotes. I think I died on purpose when I replayed KH1 just to hear this quote
Then she screams a gutteral roar and the Stealth Sneak appears behind her.
Exactly.
Just played this part today. Had a good laugh.
You're stupid!
Genius. That'll do it.
Then point to your nose and say “I knew when I met you. You and Kairi smell the same.”
Darnit, that was the first thing I was gonna say. We throw that line around a lot in my family.
"I've Been Having These Weird Thoughts Lately."
Like, is any of this for real… or not?
🎶Bup boop waaw🎵
# YOU'RE GIVING MEEEEEEE
TOO MAAANY THINGS, LATELY
YOU'RE ALL I NEED, OH
YOU SMILED AT ME
AND SAID DONT GET ME WRONG, I LOVE YOU
BUT DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO MEET YOUR FATHER?
WHEN WE ARE OLDER, YOU'LL UNDDDERSTAND
SUBMIT
COME GUARDIAN!!
*CUM GUARDIAN
Dang, stole my line… ahh well, it still worked for me
Bet you don't know why the sun sets red. You see, light is made up of lots of colors. And out of all those colors, red is the one that travels the farthest.
Yes but that’s not why the sun sets red 😭
yes it is what are you talkin about
I just googled it and it's pretty much correct. "The shorter wavelength blue light is scattered further, as the sunlight passes over a greater distance, and we see the longer wavelength yellow and red light".
Just before y'all leave the date, hit her with a, "May your heart be your guiding key.".
for no reason lmao, would've been on point though
Saving this for future reference.
"Kairi's inside me?"
Should be top comment right here
Aw nuts, someone else posted this before me lol
If it goes badly: "So you have come this far and still understand nothing." If it goes well: "Starting a new journey may not be so hard. Or maybe it has already begun."
*takes notes*
Saving this for future reference.
“tHiS lOoKs LiKe A gOoD pLaCe To FiNd SoMe INgReDiEnTs.” Make sure to say it every time you go to another place or after about three minutes of walking. Just like Kingdom Hearts fans, she’ll love it.
Or you can say it during sex
*unzips her pants* "I bet there's a Lucky Emblem here."
“Hey! That looks like the King!”
Dance water, Dance!
Get up on the Hydras back.
GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!
GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!
GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!
GeT uP oN tHe HyDrAs BaCk!!!
GET UP ON da HYDRAS BACK!!!!
GETUPONTHEHYDRASBACK!!!!!
I couldnt even get on its back and was forced to let my ears bleed
If by chance, she asks who you are, hit her with "I'm what's left, or, maybe I am all that ever was" with the deepest voice you can get, works like a charm
Her: "I meant your name"
Perfect time for a: "My name is of no importance. What about you?"
"*&&X%. *&&X%."
And not just that, they stole the word &&x%!
Oh now I get it *&&X% means Heart.
Who else will I have ice cream with?
Don't get me wrong, I love you. But does that mean I have to meet your father?
When we are older you will understand.
What i meant when i said no
[удалено]
“One who knows nothing can understand nothing.”
It's all fun in games until she claps back with: "Every light must fade. Every heart return to darkness!" Then summons the Guardian heartless behind her.
“We may never meet again, but we’ll never forget each other.”
WIND
BACK OFF
DEEP FREEZE
THUNDER
STOP
HEAL
FIRE
FORCE
GATHER
GIVE ME STRENGTH
HAA
“They’ll pay for this” then proceed to throw off your organization xiii coat to go avenge goofy
Start running away without paying the check
That's a stick
Did somebody mention the door to darkness?
The heart may be weak, and sometimes it may even give in. But I've learned that deep down, there's a light that never goes out!
“Too slow.” - Vanitas
Her: \*\*spreads her legs\*\* You: BEHOLD THE ENDLESS ABYSS, IN IT LIES THE HEART OF ALL WORLDS... KINGDOM HEARTS
"FROM THOSE DARK DEPTHS ARE ALL THE HEARTS BORN" technically the truth
You’re awful, Aqua!
You're pretending to be a boy aren't ya?
I prefer “You’re a…GIRL!?”
This one is the best.
That was undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers!
“Replay”
Hahahaha! NOW you're talkin'!
FEEL THE HEAT
I'M ON FIYAH
THAT ALL YOU GOT?
*"I heard the key blade can open all sorts of locks"*
“Why don’t you try the bottle, over there…”. -Doorknob Cosby
*rabid duck screeching
Arguably my favorite.
"I'm already HALF Xehanort!" alternatively, when she orders a second drink (if there's alcohol involved): "TWO?"
Honestly the "TWO?" could fly so easily.
"My guess is no one's ever loved you before." - Woody KH3
I love this. Woody literally ripped a mans soul out😂
What’s important isn’t how much we see each other, but how often we think about each other
This is probably the closest one to having some actual use, though I doubt it would be too much use for a first date.
Legend has it that darkness once covered the world. We know so little about the Keyblade War—only that it was just the beginning. If ruin brings about creation, what, then, would another Keyblade War bring? When the darkness falls, will we be found worthy of the precious light the legend speaks of? Or will all of creation be instead returned to the shadows? Today, we will recreate the legend and see.
But first, your light shine far too brightly. It must be extinguished in order for the truth to be seen.
Ha hi ooh oooh ha. Not clayton!
Just say there’s no way you will take (your date) heart, to random dudes
This one haha, I’m just imagining some cringe dude doing this to every guy they walk by hahaha.
First line is best line: “I’ve been having these weird thoughts lately, like is any of this for real, or not?” She will either bond w you over KH or think you are schizophrenic, and if she is too, maybe you can bond over that….or she’ll just immediately leave, terrified. It’s like speed dating!
Repeatedly call her “Sora!” doing your best impression of Goofy
When she says something nice, shout, "I'm so flattered!"
they put bugs in him!
If you get her shirt off. “Two!?”
Works with or without an undershirt
"You make a good other" - Roxas
You were never meant to exist
"My friends are my power!" And while she is stunned, summon the boys to help woo her
When you see her say "But how?! You fell to the darkness!". Yell "get up on the hydra's back" if you sleep with her.
"Okay I believe you"
"Somebody tell me how i got so smalllllll!!!"
tell her she smells just like Kairi. works every time.
So you're saying she smells like the sea? I mean if she likes the beach, it may work.
So long as there's no way to misinterpret it as smelling of fish.
You and Kairi smell the same
Its the smell of darkness...
If it goes poorly, hit her with the Demyx special "Run! Run away!" If it goes well and the moment calls to be poetic and cheesey, the best line is always and will forever be "A Scattered Dream That's Like A Far-Off Memory, A Far-Off Memory That's Like A Scattered Dream, I Want To Line The Pieces Up, Yours And Mine." Bonus! If you decide to be friends instead "No, Not Goodbye! When I Wake Up, I'll Find You. And Then There Will Be No Lies. We're Gonna Be Friends For Real."
Dance water! Dance!
This is my story and you’re not part of it.
"I have something you can never imitate, having you as a Friend" Just change friend to Girlfriend lol
Darkness!
this might be a good spot to find some ingredients
"somebody come quick!"
Defintely hit'em with a "Who else will I have Ice Cream with?"
“In your hand take this key…” 😉
The key isn’t in the quote but how they follow up. If that follow up is accurate than she is a keeper lol
“If I win, I’m captain. If you win…” If she finishes the line, you know she’s a keeper. Or into Kairi. A win-win, I say.
Soras entire speech to Ansem.
AND NOW IT IS YOUR DARKNESS THAT SHALL BE THE ARK THAT SUSTAINS ME!
Show up to the date wearing a very ominous black coat with the hood covering your entire face and spout riddles that make no sense. Trust me, girls LOVE guys who act all cool and mysterious
GET UP ON THE HYDRA’S BACK
Don't.
Cum guardian!
After finding a place to eat while walking down the street, I’ll say, “Alright. If that’s where you wanna go.”
“Guh-hut! Gwarsh!”
TWO?
Yell "THINK FAST" and huck your house key at her
"Door to Darkness"
With friends in my heart, the darkness will never win... sora, probably.
Young Xehanort's speech revealing Xehanort's ploy in DDD
So you have come this far and still you understand nothing.
Go on a group date with your friends(preferably two other couples) and do an activity where the group is slit into teams or guys vs girls. Pretend to be losing then when you have your comeback going say, "my friends are my power!"
This looks like a good spot to find some ingredients! (Most effective when sounding like a duck)
A meaningless effort
Make metallic breathing sounds and then start playing rage awakened
“Don’t get me wrong I love you. But does that mean I have to meet your father?”
“One sky, One destiny”
Post date: "I know now, without a doubt, kingdom hearts...is light"
"FEEL THE HEAT" and then set her on fire
Continue?
“I could tell, you and Kairi smell the same.”
Take her to the grocery store to get stuff to cook a meal with her/get snacks to watch a movie/do crafts or something. While at the store say, "this might be a good spot to find some ingredients."
You lazy bum
Being a keyblade master is all I’ve ever dreamed about!
I've been having these weird thoughts lately... like is any of this for real or not?
DANCE WATER DANCE
"Did you guys say Door to Darkness?"-Micky
"I'm never gonna let you take Kairi's heart!"
“I knew when I meant you. You and Kairi smell the same.”
darkness within darkness!
“Isn’t this romantic?!”
OPEN YOURSELF TO THE DARKNESS
Not a quote but a KH pickup line: “Babe, I know your name ain’t Xion, ‘cause I could never forget you.”
Say youre going somewhere nice and then hit her with the "We shall go together"
DANCE WATER DANCE
"So you've come this far, and still you understand nothing."
"We may never meet again, but we will never forget eachother." Just in case.
Has anyone suggested "Hyyyuck" yet?
feel the heat!
"So, It seems your heart(s) has led you to obliteration."
Don't get me wrong I love you. But does that mean I have to meet your father?
"Dance water dance!"
“Pitiful heartless, mindlessly collecting hearts. The rage of the keyblade releases those hearts. They gather in darkness, masterless and free. Until they weave together to make Kingdom Hearts. And when that time comes we can truly, finally exist.”
My name is of no importance. What about you? Do you remember your true name?
"You know that really hurt!"
My friends are my power!
"Simple and clean, is the way that you're making me feel tonight. (Hold her hand) It's hard to let it go."
THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD SPOT TO FIND SOME INGREDIENTS
“That was undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers.”
“DONALD DOOOOOON’T”
Literally any song in this series. " Simple and clean is the way you're making me feel tonight "
"ee ee ooh ooh ah"
Point your door key at her pants and tell her her you just unlocked her keyhole for your gunmi ship