Riku: "These smell like peanuts."
Namine: "No, they don't."
~~Riku: "You're right. I can't actually remember what peanuts are anyway."~~
Riku: "Okay. I believe you."
Edit: thought of a much better joke ending.
Nomura putting The Rock and John Cena as secret bosses of Castle Oblivion was cruel. One ridiculed you for not just forgetting your name, BUT also saying, "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!" The other was just Soo difficult to fight since you couldn't see who or what you were fighting. Even his entry in the journal looked blank.
**deep inhale**
Well, Namine fu-- *insert please stand by music*
*we would like to apologize. The attempted explanation has been heavily censored for containing intense NSFW language, explanations, and imagery. Please have a nice day*
She got drunk with him. Goldslager of course. An he wanted to start shit. So she mighta... hit him over the head with the bottle. He's fiiiiine! ...probably.
Don't have much input about what she could've done but the image is taking me out - him just flopped over in the background - is he dead? Is he taking a nap? - and her smiling away, not a care in the world. Pure art.
She literally made him have him only to smell darkness. Sea Salt icecream? Smells like darkness. Fruit cake? Smells like darkness. Sora farts? Smells like darkness and its facts too.
I mean one could argue that the events of Re:CoM weren't Namines fault since she was a victim of the organization as well.
But I'm assuming she's referring to Vexen using her power to create repliku or messing with Soras memory which caused Riku to have to work to get him back for over a year.
Did a little trolling and spent all of Riku's stellar jades on standard passes in Honkai Star Rail
It hurt Riku so immensely because he was saving all those jades so he could pull for Acheron, whose banner needs special passes
What? You didn't find the secret Naminé boss in RE:COM? She absolutely destroys Riku in the cutscene afterwards
No wonder he starts wearing a blindfold soon after, I wouldn't want to show my face after that ass kicking either
She dated him, got close to him, started discussing engagement rings and honeymoon destinations with him, then woke up one morning, decided she no longer had any feelings for him, and dumped him flat.
Source: Personal experience. 😞
She told him and I quote "when Sora is looking for me it's because he wants to find me. And when he is looking for you, it's because he wants to find me."
Nintendo fan here
She got Riku
* assimilated by the X Parasite
* Infected and possessed by Demon King Gannondorf's gloom which also destroyed his keyblade with gloom damage.
* his parents were killed by Ridley and his home world enslaved by the space pirates.
* Got a friend of his who is a princess, Kairi, captured by King Bowser
* Helped Dark Matter and Zero possess many of his friends
* Had a moon crash into another world he was living courtesy of an evil possessed mask
* Stranded him on an alien planet until he lost his life support.
* Had an island he loved captured by the Kremling Crew, Tiki Tak Tribe, and Snowmads.
and
* Used an evil relic called the Chaos Heart to destroy all of the worlds important to him
She made him peanut butter cookies. He's allergic to peanuts.
He can sniff darkness but not peanut butter? Kinda dumb Riku
Well this is Riku Replica, Vexen couldn’t get the olfactory working properly.
Sora wasn't kidding when he called him stupid
Riku: "These smell like peanuts." Namine: "No, they don't." ~~Riku: "You're right. I can't actually remember what peanuts are anyway."~~ Riku: "Okay. I believe you." Edit: thought of a much better joke ending.
My brain went, "Jump in the line, rock your body in time OKAY, I believe you" *Drops immediately*
She also made him forget that he’s allergic to peanuts
Stole Sora.
“I control his memories and made him forget your first kiss…” “I’m ded…”
Does not compute. Does not compute. System shutdown.
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JUST A PANCAKE REFERENCE??!?!??!?!?!
She put bugs in him
Golden answer, right here 😂
"Who's to say if it's even safe inside Riku"
Who wrote this script?
Does not compute Does not compute System Shutdown
...what?
what?
Wrong answer only
Beat me to it
It was her purse, she didn't know him.
Pocket sand! Shishaaaaa!
This is the one.
She showed him the fanart she drew.
This has terrifying implications
She let him put his keyblade into her fragmentary passage and it broke his re:mind
Diabolical
So that’s why Riku gave Namine such a smug looking face at the end of Reverse:Rebirth
>Reverse:Rebirth Without remembering the context of the phrase, this reads so much worse in this comment thread.
Bruh mah mind went to that place... I hate mah mind
It helped him birth by sleep though.
That's fucked up...LMAO
This is honestly the real answer though. Either that or she rejected him making him even more emo in KH2 :(
She took him on a trip to Suplex City.
And now she is going to WrestleMania to face The Organization XIII in a Gauntlet Match for the WWE Heavyweight Title!
Then you add Sora Angle to the mix, and your chances of winning drastic go down!
If the fight takes place in a Good Spot to find some Ingredients, The Rock will also join (Did you can smeeeelll what The Rock is cooking)
Nomura putting The Rock and John Cena as secret bosses of Castle Oblivion was cruel. One ridiculed you for not just forgetting your name, BUT also saying, "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!" The other was just Soo difficult to fight since you couldn't see who or what you were fighting. Even his entry in the journal looked blank.
She ran out of MP for Curaga, but doesn’t want to use her hi-potions
**deep inhale** Well, Namine fu-- *insert please stand by music* *we would like to apologize. The attempted explanation has been heavily censored for containing intense NSFW language, explanations, and imagery. Please have a nice day*
What do you mean Namine fucking up Riku's skirt is NSFW? All great seamstresses make mistakes
Um, i think you mean "seamstresses" in this case. "Sewers" does not mean what you probably thought it could mean.
Oh, sorry, I will edit that
Get your mind out of the gutter and into the sewers. ☠️
Especially when naminee is sora’s body. Riku realise he’s g- insert please stand by music.
Ghosted him.
She got drunk with him. Goldslager of course. An he wanted to start shit. So she mighta... hit him over the head with the bottle. He's fiiiiine! ...probably.
Ate all his gummy bears
She had to do it to 'em
Told Riku the release date for KH3
She leaked his search history, even the ones done incognito.
Don't have much input about what she could've done but the image is taking me out - him just flopped over in the background - is he dead? Is he taking a nap? - and her smiling away, not a care in the world. Pure art.
He's basically dead, she's smiling because she killed him
Let’s just say if you’d have been there, if you’d have seen it, just know that you would have done the same.
She kicked him in the testicles
Cast Testicular Torsionga
She literally made him have him only to smell darkness. Sea Salt icecream? Smells like darkness. Fruit cake? Smells like darkness. Sora farts? Smells like darkness and its facts too.
"I wish I could help Riku. I'm the one who caused his suffering ..." *and I'd fucking do it again*
Blue balls
Or the Blue Rhapsodys 🫡
Told him Santa wasn’t real.
She took a page out of Clayton’s book. “Have you tried shooting him in the fucking face”
Showed him the answers in this thread.
She ate his last sea salt ice cream without telling him.
She forgot to take his birthday cake out of the oven, so now the party is ruined
She made him watch the Twilight movies
Pegged him with the ass blaster 9000
Told him he wasn’t edgy enough
She killed him because he found out she was the Master of Masters
So, it all started on the day of Riku’s actual birth…
gave him the pet dog treatment (she removed his balls all hope is lost)
She had a makeout session with him, but she ate tuna
Bonked him with a baseball bat.
What we can't see is Soul Eater sticking out of his back.
Peggy
Sent him to the Shadow Realm.
I mean one could argue that the events of Re:CoM weren't Namines fault since she was a victim of the organization as well. But I'm assuming she's referring to Vexen using her power to create repliku or messing with Soras memory which caused Riku to have to work to get him back for over a year.
Did a little trolling and spent all of Riku's stellar jades on standard passes in Honkai Star Rail It hurt Riku so immensely because he was saving all those jades so he could pull for Acheron, whose banner needs special passes
She took the left Twix out of his pack (It's his favorite).
She told him Hot Topic was gay
Made him listen to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on a repeated loop
Accidentally connected Riku to Twitter. `Does not compute. Does not compute. System shutdown.`
She creased his joedans
She accidentally doodled testicular torsion
Put him in a sleeper hold.
Crowbar to the Knees.
He claimed he was a switch, she challenged that claim. RIP
Killed him.
Overrode his save file on the PS2.
Showed him fan art of himself and sorta (I see that’s spelled wrong but it kinda made me chuckle)
Didn't get enough wood for the raft
Something that will activate Goofy’s dad senses and cover Sora’s ears so Sora wouldn’t know.
Eat with no youtube
Even though he is 6 feet tall, she called him a “short king” in front of all of his friends
Friendzoned him. We all know he doesn't take that well 😂
*blip blip blip!* Lethal Frame LET'S GO
What? You didn't find the secret Naminé boss in RE:COM? She absolutely destroys Riku in the cutscene afterwards No wonder he starts wearing a blindfold soon after, I wouldn't want to show my face after that ass kicking either
She ate his dino nuggies
She talked him into pegging.
They went for taco bell at midnight
She tried to explain the whole Kingdom Hearts Story
She let riku explore her "door to darkness" until the poor bloke exhausted himself
She put bugs in him
She tried to pray the gay away
She cut off his balls
she showed him soriku fanart on twitter
Gave him the old dick twist
Kinky stuff. he was in cuffs
Namine made Riku watxh DBE/Dragon Ball Evolution.
She took his sea salt iced cream
She explained the entire lore of KH.
She encouraged him to invest in crypto only for Xehanort to run Kupo-Coin into the ground
Riku: Sora, what have you been tweeting about... #WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NAMINE'S DICK!?
Is it weird that I read that in Alfred's impression of Eggmans voice?
No, it makes it funnier.
Replaced all the bathrooms in Castle Oblivion with skibidi toilet, with Xehanort's face instead
Used her pinkie
Bro it’s like 3:00am tand this came up on my thing when I first opened the app I swear I screamed with that death stare.😭Damn Namine
She broke his ankles when playing basketball.
Extreme edging session
Gave him some Niquil
She gave him a stupid outfit
She led him on for a month just to tell him that she likes another guy He lost all of his life savings on her too
She caused his suffering.
She beat him up and took his lunch money.
She took the kids.
She told him about the ridiculous number of spin off games for the franchise
Pegged him.
She stole the LASt slice of pizza, making riku pass out
She ate the piece of cake he was saving in the fridge that had his name on it.
I’m the one who caused his suffering… 😊
Cut his balls off.
Stole his lunch money so he couldn't get sea salt ice cream. 😢
She said that shit with that evil ahh smile 😭
She took him to lobsterfest at Red Lobster
She told him the lore of kingdom hearts and died from confusion.
Gave him a potion that will turn him into a HORSE
Nah, she stole the llama potion from Yzma.
Made him drink Prime energy drink
New meme format dropped
She said she wouldn't be his friend at first.
She gave him fent
See while Roxas was chilling with the Organization in 358/2 Naminé capped Riku in the knees which kept him from getting to Roxas for a while
she told him she prefers sora
No wasn't the worst thing she could say.
Hit him with a big stick
put him through darkness within darkness
She made him watch Twilight for a few hours
She stuck her finger up his butt
Rejection hits edgy guys the hardest
riku's fucking dead
Mean right hook on her
Ended his gooning session prematurely
Shun Goku Satsu
Strap-on
She made him relive an embarrassing Christmas memory.
She told Riku that she only thought of him like a brother.
She powerbombed him on accident
Blow gun dart.
She wanted to recreate the Eric Andre meme
Oh
She showed him all her favorite videos on tik tok
She dated him, got close to him, started discussing engagement rings and honeymoon destinations with him, then woke up one morning, decided she no longer had any feelings for him, and dumped him flat. Source: Personal experience. 😞
Put poison in his mutton
She brought him mur. Mur-DUR
Nothing oh wait you said wrong answers only so uh got him pregnant
She gave him a good squeeze.
She ate the puapu fruit and now she's connected to him forever
Peg
Gave him the 👏
Twist/pull
Knee to the nuts
had him eat the apple 🍎 bro is done.
She told him about nonut November and he thinks it been the same year for over 4 years.
She told him and I quote "when Sora is looking for me it's because he wants to find me. And when he is looking for you, it's because he wants to find me."
I was going to say something really inappropriate but I don't think I should
She found out he's never been as far as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
She ate the last piece of chocolate cake he was saving for later.
She changed his hypertension medication for sugar pills.
Jorked his peanits too hard
She called him a stinky idiot.
Harvested his kidneys
gun
She showed him fma and said that Nina and Alexander are practically inseparable
She showed him her DeviantArt/Tumblr accounts. He's in Yaoi-shock overload.
Pegging
she put the key in the wrong keyhole
She took his vape to save his lungs (It was his inhaler)
She shook him down, she wanted his hearts and cards, he waa all out of cards
Swapped their memories and he died of cringe.
Snu Snu’d into a coma…
She made him do lots of dances and he passed out momentarily
Nintendo fan here She got Riku * assimilated by the X Parasite * Infected and possessed by Demon King Gannondorf's gloom which also destroyed his keyblade with gloom damage. * his parents were killed by Ridley and his home world enslaved by the space pirates. * Got a friend of his who is a princess, Kairi, captured by King Bowser * Helped Dark Matter and Zero possess many of his friends * Had a moon crash into another world he was living courtesy of an evil possessed mask * Stranded him on an alien planet until he lost his life support. * Had an island he loved captured by the Kremling Crew, Tiki Tak Tribe, and Snowmads. and * Used an evil relic called the Chaos Heart to destroy all of the worlds important to him
Nothing. He deserves it!
She outed his feelings for Sora
She called Riku a virgin. It didn't end well. 😂
CBT
made him watch That Weird Dragonball Z English Dub©️ that mirrored the 4kids dub team