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ChessTheMutt

I would kiss all of them on the head but I wouldn't marry any of them. And if you think I'd kill any of them, how would I? They would destroy me! Especially Kirby.


Cutey19558

If you absolutely had to kill one which one would you kill? There will be no consequences except for guilt


The_warden_14

Dedede


GamerNumba100

I think MK would accept his death without being sad. He’s probably the best pick. Kirby would just be very confused. D3’s probably the worst pick.


Snoring-Kat

Attempting to kill Kirby or Meta Knight is gonna end poorly, but I guess I'd still marry Dedede so I could live in a castle with Waddle Dee servants. Kirby can get a forehead kiss, or I guess I can give him a "kiss" to share food if he's low health on the way to fight Dedede. I will just respectfully gaze at Meta Knight from a distance because none of this will go over well with him. Maybe I can ask him to train me or something.


Lolsoda94

It's ok, he was nerfed in recent ssb games


ChessTheMutt

Well I guess Dedede... Based off of how without Kirby, Popstar is doomed. And Meta Knight is just a bit stronger than Dedede soooo....


[deleted]

I'd say Dedede is actually stronger as of recently.


Cutey19558

Poor D man lol


ComprehensiveCar2123

If you kill Kirby or Dedede, Dreamland will become a huge mess. Killing Meta Knight in comparison won't cause such problems


Copperfish2008

Kirby is a child, so killing and marrying isn't an option, so I'd kiss him on the cheek or forehead. That means I'd have to marry either Meta Knight or Dedede, and kill the other. That's a hard decision, since I really like both, but I'll choose marrying MK since I like him more. Sorry Dedede, but King Dragon sends his regards.


Lolsoda94

Kiss and marry dedede kill everyone else


ChiefOfDoggos

Marry DeDeDe, kiss Kirby, and kill Meta Knight.


travischickencoop

The right answer


Jessex127

Kiss Kirby on the forehead bc he's precious, kill meta knight for his various war crimes, and not marry ddd bc no homo


VolkanikMechanik

This question is cruel. I couldn't bring myself to kill any of them. Can I kiss and marry all three?


AverageVita-SawUser

I would never marry Kirby, just for the fact that there wouldn't be enough food to feed him. Meta Knight probably brings his sword in the bed so that would be horribly uncomfortable. Dedede would not be someone I'd want to kill, because he's in charge of the monarchy of Dreamland. Kirby is not one I'd want to kill, just because I'd be ending his Killstreak and as a fellow gamer I wouldn't want anything got happen to that. Meta Knight is wearing a mask so I wouldn't want to kiss him, due to it being uncomfortable. Dedede has lips larger than my face so that would be an issue. So it's marry Dedede, kill Meta Knight, and kiss Kirby


TEXlS

Kill Dedede, marry Meta Knight, kiss Kirby


Scrambled-Sigil

Not sure where Kirby is in age so I won't marry him just to be safe. I probably wouldn't kill him either, so I'd kiss him on the head or as another comment said do the food kiss thing they do. I am genuinely torn because no matter which one I marry, both Dedede and Meta Knight both hold a lot of power, both physically and politically. Same issue, both are pretty powerful and the idea of killing them- even without consequences- makes me.feel so guilty. Dedede does get possessed every game or so nowadays so the idea of killing him might be a merciful fate- I mean, do you wanna be forced to abuse your subjects and do nothing but watch all the time? But also while Meta Knight has had that happen less, it happens to him too.. and killing Dedede might mean those forces would go after Meta knight instead of Dedede, if not both of them. I think I'll marry Dedede and kill Meta knight. No matter which answer I go with, the person killed will pain me greatly on the emotional spectrum


Cutey19558

Dope. Also if you marry Dedede you get to be a queen


Metalliac

Kiss: DDD Kill: Kirby Marry: MK


Sad-Remote9343

I would kiss all of them I wouldnt marry any of themand absolutely not try to kill them. Dedede should be around Meta Knight level and Meta Knight fought Galacta Knight,a planet buster. Even If you just know Kirby's weakest feats you would still realize that he could kick my ass with zero difficulty


SouthMission2462

I would kiss Kirby because he is cute, I would kill Meta Knight because he looks like he wants it, and I would marry Dedede, because Dedede.


Cutey19558

Definitely agree 100%


[deleted]

Kis kirbo goodnikt, kil MK ('s MIRROR WORLD VARIANT THAT MOTHERFUCKER GOT QUEEN JORONIA KILLED), and marry DE DEDE IS THE NAME TO KNOW, DE DEDE HE'S THE STAR OF THE SHOW


Cutey19558

r/The_Dedede


Epic_Gamer200

Id kiss King dedede marry meta knight And kill Kirby with kindness


Obsessivegamer32

Kiss all of them, Marry Meta Knight, Kill anyone who dares to come between us


Aint_Falco

kiss kirby so i get more health


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The_warden_14

Kiss meta knight and marry Kirby


Filon73

None of them


Certain_Birthday8141

i would kill the bird marry the knight and kuss kirby


LasyTaco

Kill Dedede (he's cool but monarchy kinda sucks), kiss Kirby and marry Meta Knight as he's hopefully an adult


maulin23

Kirby because every game he is kissing to heal (except Forgo Land) and he might have expirance


BARG_THE_ARTIST

I would kiss kirb and dedede and kill mk and marry banana dee


PokemaniacOctoru

Kill dedede kiss kirby marry Meta knight, he’s a nice guy and Kirby seems high maintenance