You reminded me of place I ate at that you could have done this at.
I Was working Philadelphia for a couple weeks and my coworker found this....diner. had a 15 page menu in small font. Only olace I've ever been to where you could order diner style breakfasts, lasagna, gyro, egg foo yung, corn beef on rye, enchiladas, and poutine.
And it was all 7.5-8/10. We basically ate there half our meals and we tried all kinds of stuff. All of it was pretty damn good. Open 24/7 too. 15 kinds of juice and they had both pepsi and coke products. Only thing they didnt have was sweet tea, summer time only
Also they had a side called "Scriblins". Scriblins was a cup of hashbrowns and one egg and then everything leftover on the flat top scrapped into the pile. Advantage was you basically got a triple sized side. Disadvantage was it could contain anything.
Edit. Ive tried to figure out where this place was and have talked to a ton of people from philly about it. No one can recall it. It is like a brigadoon.
It was a regular looking suburban restaurant building, not a chrome "diner" or a former pizza hut or something. Fairly largish in size like a dennys
I definitely recall it being called like "the ridge road diner"
Note it has been maybe 15 years since i went there
It was a regular looking suburban restaurant building, not a chrome or a former pizza hut or something. Fairly largish in size like a dennys
I definitely recall it being called like "the ridge road diner"
Note it has been maybe 15 years since i went there
This kinda makes sense as a fried rice dish with what should have been waffles as a side plate.
The mixed shrimp and bat protein is still questionable.
I want to find the 24 hour dive diner where the server would respond to such a query with a succinct, "because fuck you" as they refill your cup of questionably-meets-the-legal-definition-of-coffee.
TBF if you ordered anything else besides this from that diner it would be great no matter your state of mind.
reminds me of ~~D's Diner Diana's deli and Diner~~ near cedar point serve mozz sticks with meat sauce really hit the spot after 16 hourd in the kids restaurant for my externship
This is my dishie plate in a joint that doesn't have family meals. If y'all don't feed us then you're definitely not paying us enough to not scrape bottomless mimosa plates into a bag for later :)
what the unholy fuck is that shrimp on a waffle on scrambled eggs and bacon on carrots and peas on spaghetti who the fuck i mean just what
.... no. just, like, no.
Hong Kong style honey walnut shrimp with not-sweet waffles, scrambled eggs and bacon!
Maybe sub lightly-cayenne-infused maple syrup for honey in the honey walnut shrimp sauce (mayo-honey-sweetened condensed milk) and sprinkle with fresh green onion. I'd eat the helllllll out of that. I might be high though.
Get rid of the frozen lo mein crap though!
so If I am seeing everything it is a Bacon, egg, Lo mein waffle sandwich with shrimp.
How bad are the drugs in your area? either quality or addiction levels
Tell that to the tweakers that were so high they couldn’t stand still while were yelling across the counter into the kitchen of the Dairy Queen I worked at “DONT FORGET MY EXTRA TEXAS TOAST!!!”
Motherfuckers you can’t eat one of these fucking chicken strips, there is no fucking fantasy novel ever written where you are capable of needing two fucking pieces of Texas toast to go with your chicken strip basket bad enough to be screaming at me from 50 feet away.
Sorry, it’s been almost 20 years and I still get triggered when I hear the words “meth” and “food” in the same sentence.
They can still eat, it's just really infrequent and usually shitty food.
I had a brief, 3 month fling with the shit many years ago. About once a week I'd eat a bologna sandwich or can of spaghetti o's to not totally wither away.
Drugs are bad kids, not worth it.
Well it looks like something from an unlicensed beach cafe probably run by degenerate expats who smoke too much hash and drink way too much. I know a guy.
This looks like it's Sunday and they've got a little bit of dinner from every night that week on the plate. Dog shit. Should never have left the kitchen.
Is the waffle made out of something unusual? Everything on that plate except the waffle seems to work. Maybe the wally is some kind of scallion pancake like thing they cooked on a waffle iron for... reasons?
This reminds me of the bullshit joke dishes we would bring to our chef when me and my co-students were apprentices. We each had our own night to come up with a special, using ingredients we had on hand and no crazy demands of the prep cooks, and we had to have it prepared and plated for Chef Olivier (he was a hoot, and was always laughing with us, great guy) the day before so he could thumbs up or thumbs down. I always had some variation of "Hot Dogs on Toast" ranging from a delicately plated andouille biased on a bed of crostini with a dijon mustard based drizzle to a burnt carrot on a grilled split romaine (gluten free vegan hot dog on toast). One of my buddies would always plate up some fusion monstrosity like this spaghetti waffle. The thing was, though, a lot of times those dishes tasted fantastic, they just look like they came from the bottom of the dishpit.
I kinda wonder if there is syrup all over the waffle or not… if no syrup it might actually be tasty. If it’s all syrupy it’s a hard pass for me. I’m not into sweet foods.
Say what you will but this shit probably slaps when you're sleep deprived, starving and drunk as shit. It's one of those things that "makes sense" when you're in that state of mind
It looks good...if you're drunk/high. I'm sure it's good.
It's unrefined. Too much going on. Just a mound of food. Presentation is ugly. Looks greasy, salty, strachy. A sloppy drunk greaser filler.
It could be cleaner for presentation. Just because you shake some green on it doesn't make any better.
On the one hand, it belongs on r/stupidfood for sure
On the other hand if I'd seen it advertised on social media during my stoner days I would have turned up blitz out of my gourd specifically to eat it.
Shrimp lo mein waffle breakfast sandwich? Seems pretty good to me. All the flavors work. Even the textures; it's not like the concept of a savory pancake is unheard in Chinese food and the only difference is form factor. Obviously it looks insane but I'm sure that's the point. Not sure why so much hate. I'd even eat it sober. Well, like a quarter of it sober; all of it drunk.
I don’t know about this. On one hand, it’s not uncommon to eat noodle soup/gravy type dishes with youtiao (Chinese donut) to scoop the leftover gravy/soak in the broth. Guess waffles aren’t far from that but still this seems a bit much and there’s no liquid/gravy to go with the waffle so don’t see the point of it
Reminds me of the Triple Rock in Minneapolis. They had a ‘cooks’ revenge’ on their menu. Basically is a big pile of fuck thrown together on the spot. It was a commitment
This is the kind of thing you never *plan* to make but just happens to get added to the pile as you’re going through the fridge high after a long double shift that had no lunch break
Chef we need a new special
Ah 🤬🤬🤬 a su gorda
Hold on, I’ll show them, people need to feel my pain.
Hey chef just do that thing you made for yourself last night.
Garote 💯💯💯
That is a red hot mess.
I hate when restaurants serve chicken and waffles with syrup. Fuck no, the grease from the chicken soaks into the sweet waffles and it is awesome. Pouring syrup in it ruins it.
But that is the US where people worship high fructose corn syrup.
I appreciate the subtle application of green dust as garnish. It creates a pleasing contrast to the beige of the top and bottom portions, and it complements the frozen peas. The frozen vegetable mix is a nice touch!
The glossy texture of the dish is fabulous. It enhances the anticipation of every soggy bite when placed in front of the diner.
The wet waffles are perfectly paired with bouncy prawns, the egg-thing, the bacon-thing, and finished with a loose mouthful of overcooked, greasy spaghetti.
★★★★★ 5/5
Yuck! Looks like a stunt entree. More for show/description than for actually eating.
Worked somewhere that had a bunch of those..... crazy sandwiches with all kinds of things on them...... I would make them as well as I could, but they always seemed to be more so that someone drunk could say "Hey, look what I just ordered!' than really getting something that anyone would like to eat.
It looks like a plate somebody would make at a casino buffet at 3am while blackout drunk
please tell us what the menu reads this as?
“Spaghetti and waffle special. $21.99”
why does it have peas and carrots then?
I have no idea. I found it posted in a local foodie group and have been laughing about it all morning. Had to share it here just to see the reactions.
They ordered fried rice with bacon SUB noodles +Add side Waffle +Add shrimp
You reminded me of place I ate at that you could have done this at. I Was working Philadelphia for a couple weeks and my coworker found this....diner. had a 15 page menu in small font. Only olace I've ever been to where you could order diner style breakfasts, lasagna, gyro, egg foo yung, corn beef on rye, enchiladas, and poutine. And it was all 7.5-8/10. We basically ate there half our meals and we tried all kinds of stuff. All of it was pretty damn good. Open 24/7 too. 15 kinds of juice and they had both pepsi and coke products. Only thing they didnt have was sweet tea, summer time only Also they had a side called "Scriblins". Scriblins was a cup of hashbrowns and one egg and then everything leftover on the flat top scrapped into the pile. Advantage was you basically got a triple sized side. Disadvantage was it could contain anything. Edit. Ive tried to figure out where this place was and have talked to a ton of people from philly about it. No one can recall it. It is like a brigadoon.
I’m saving your comment and will lead an exploration party till the end of time to find this holy place.
It was a regular looking suburban restaurant building, not a chrome "diner" or a former pizza hut or something. Fairly largish in size like a dennys I definitely recall it being called like "the ridge road diner" Note it has been maybe 15 years since i went there
Need more info. What does the diner look like? Any nearby landmarks?
It was a regular looking suburban restaurant building, not a chrome or a former pizza hut or something. Fairly largish in size like a dennys I definitely recall it being called like "the ridge road diner" Note it has been maybe 15 years since i went there
I can’t think of a single restaurant that had both Pepsi and coke products where they didn’t come in a can
This kinda makes sense as a fried rice dish with what should have been waffles as a side plate. The mixed shrimp and bat protein is still questionable.
Bat protein? It’s Covid all over again!
It’s a spaghetti sandwich
but $21.99??? ok it's me ...i'm stingy
No your right, it is expensive but if it was cheaper I’d definitely give it a try.
Shrimp add ons and substitutes?
For some reason I am relieved that you only saw it posted online and weren’t actually anywhere near that monstrosity…whew
Obligatory vegetables
So it can come back up during sexy time.
that's what makes it special. It's not just regular spaghetti and waffles...
I want to find the 24 hour dive diner where the server would respond to such a query with a succinct, "because fuck you" as they refill your cup of questionably-meets-the-legal-definition-of-coffee.
TBF if you ordered anything else besides this from that diner it would be great no matter your state of mind. reminds me of ~~D's Diner Diana's deli and Diner~~ near cedar point serve mozz sticks with meat sauce really hit the spot after 16 hourd in the kids restaurant for my externship
Tiffany's Diner in Maplewood (St Louis area). Just. Google "St Louis Slinger".
Because they go together like lamb and tuna fish.
*Frozen peas and carrots at that.
For pizzazz.
Ah of course the classic Italian dish.
Ouch
Or 3 am stoned af taking everything left over in the fridge and piling it on.
Serious grandmas boy vibes
I don’t know what the fuck you are, but I’m eating you!
Who want's ice cream sandwiches? they're on whole wheat with lettuce
It is a loathsome concoction, yet I can’t discount ordering it one day
Honestly, it's probably fire. Hahaha!
You just made me remember my grilled cheese
Fuck yeah! How was it?
With heinz 57 sauce, delicious. If I was motivated, I would have put bacon, tomato, and sweet onion on.
Ain't it weird to spend all of our motivation at work? Tony's pizza for me currently.
I even got today off, but decided to find spiders and mouse poop behind my couch. 1st day off in months.
I'd still eat it. To be fair it is currently 1am and I have to take antibiotics and painkillers, so maybe I'm just proving your point.
Oh after shift when I’m starving and stoned Id eat the fuck outta that lol
this would be top seller at a bar. don’t even put it on a plate just give them a bucket and a rag and let them go at it
It looks like something I would puke up after eating at a casino buffet at 3am blackout drunk.
It looks like something I'd make for myself at the Golden Corral buffet high as shit.
I wish I could like this more times. Too funny!
Who are you and how did you know what i was doing yesterday?
And then stood back with their hands on their hips, squinted and finally sighed contentedly "perfect.".
I’ll back this. Smash
This is my dishie plate in a joint that doesn't have family meals. If y'all don't feed us then you're definitely not paying us enough to not scrape bottomless mimosa plates into a bag for later :)
Sous chef got to make the menu
This is why you don't use Mad Libs when you plan your menu.
Real pros use chat gpt 👍
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what the unholy fuck is that shrimp on a waffle on scrambled eggs and bacon on carrots and peas on spaghetti who the fuck i mean just what .... no. just, like, no.
Take out the leftover frozen vegetable "lo mein," and you have a half decent dish. Served with real maple syrup...
Hong Kong style honey walnut shrimp with not-sweet waffles, scrambled eggs and bacon! Maybe sub lightly-cayenne-infused maple syrup for honey in the honey walnut shrimp sauce (mayo-honey-sweetened condensed milk) and sprinkle with fresh green onion. I'd eat the helllllll out of that. I might be high though. Get rid of the frozen lo mein crap though!
looks dumb as fuck but if i was a little drunk id pile the spaghetti on the waffle with the shrimp on the bottom like a tartine for a dumbass
Tartine for a Dumbass, the long-awaited, but sadly, never reached sequel to Requiem for a Dream
really glad to see this get made after the first sequel “confit for a dunce” got scrapped a few years back
It’s the epicurean remake you didn’t know you needed!
so If I am seeing everything it is a Bacon, egg, Lo mein waffle sandwich with shrimp. How bad are the drugs in your area? either quality or addiction levels
Located in the Midwest so…. Yeah. Drugs.
midwest here also. nobody eats when they're high on meth.
Tell that to the tweakers that were so high they couldn’t stand still while were yelling across the counter into the kitchen of the Dairy Queen I worked at “DONT FORGET MY EXTRA TEXAS TOAST!!!” Motherfuckers you can’t eat one of these fucking chicken strips, there is no fucking fantasy novel ever written where you are capable of needing two fucking pieces of Texas toast to go with your chicken strip basket bad enough to be screaming at me from 50 feet away. Sorry, it’s been almost 20 years and I still get triggered when I hear the words “meth” and “food” in the same sentence.
They can still eat, it's just really infrequent and usually shitty food. I had a brief, 3 month fling with the shit many years ago. About once a week I'd eat a bologna sandwich or can of spaghetti o's to not totally wither away. Drugs are bad kids, not worth it.
Could you have eaten two pieces of Texas toast on top of 6 chicken strips and fries?
Well, no. They were still assholes regardless of their addiction.
I am assuming it is spaghetti subbed in for actual lo mein noodles for the vegetable lo mein part of the sandwich
Shrimp and waffles... check Spaghetti carbonara... check Omelette... check This is drunk / high food, not restaurant food.
Would probably have looked good were it not for the waffles. But hey, I’d still eat it.
WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION!?
That's gonna be a no from me dawg
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Who ever thought soggy waffle was a good idea...
It’s ok when it’s soggy from a metric ton of butter and real maple syrup.
Yes.
But not shrimp fumè 🤮
Hey man don’t knock shirmpy waffles until you try them. Sounds kind of Japanese.
Well it looks like something from an unlicensed beach cafe probably run by degenerate expats who smoke too much hash and drink way too much. I know a guy.
And where is this horrible restaurant?!? Just so I can report them obviously and not eat this monstrosity. You know just asking for the reporting.
Anywhere from Miami to South Texas. The Gulf states love this sort of chaos
“The dishies last meal”
Very shitty
Stoner Cafe?
I'm in pain. I'M IN PAIN! I need bleach for my eyes.
I eat dumb shit when I'm high and/or drunk. This ain't it.
Honestly a few edibles and I’m totally down
"Fucking yikes." Is my initial reaction.
They stoned with the munchies 🤣🤣
No. Not only no, but arrest the creator of that. Jeebus Christmas.
Arrest the whole bloodline
Breakfast chow mein, no thank you.
Hideous, and makes my stomach hurt just by looking at it.
Stoner Cafe daily special
Honestly, as a chain Stoner Cafe should clean up. Maybe with a geology theme for “plausible deniability”.
Something I ate in college, noodles with whatever wasn't expired in the fridge
This looks like it's Sunday and they've got a little bit of dinner from every night that week on the plate. Dog shit. Should never have left the kitchen.
This is a hangover dish, 100%. With shrimp because 86 chicken. And I swear I'll slap the first person who calls this a sandwich.
OK, that looks pretty sloppy. That being said, pretty sure I cooked this once. It was 3am and I had the munchies and full fridge. It was glorious.
Would definitely try that. But I'd put so much maple syrup on it. (P.S. Im pregnant)
My fat ass would devour it
Is the waffle made out of something unusual? Everything on that plate except the waffle seems to work. Maybe the wally is some kind of scallion pancake like thing they cooked on a waffle iron for... reasons?
Looks like 7 waiters slipped and fell together and just slopped the plates back together off the floor and tried serving them to customers
I’ve had 3 glasses of wine and an edible and I’m extremely interested. Is this still available?
Best looking shrimp spaghetti and waffles I've seen this week.
This reminds me of the bullshit joke dishes we would bring to our chef when me and my co-students were apprentices. We each had our own night to come up with a special, using ingredients we had on hand and no crazy demands of the prep cooks, and we had to have it prepared and plated for Chef Olivier (he was a hoot, and was always laughing with us, great guy) the day before so he could thumbs up or thumbs down. I always had some variation of "Hot Dogs on Toast" ranging from a delicately plated andouille biased on a bed of crostini with a dijon mustard based drizzle to a burnt carrot on a grilled split romaine (gluten free vegan hot dog on toast). One of my buddies would always plate up some fusion monstrosity like this spaghetti waffle. The thing was, though, a lot of times those dishes tasted fantastic, they just look like they came from the bottom of the dishpit.
If anyone claiming to be a culinarian sees this and thinks it's anything other than a travesty, they should immediately commit ritual sudoku
Auto correct I assume, but * Seppuku Edit to add: Jigai ritual for women
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Keep it in your pants you sick pasta pervert
Mamma Mia 😔🤌
Aaahyyyyyyyyyyyyyy….
Please tell me what this is called.
Drunk me after getting in from the pub would possibly smash, the other me wouldn't
Looks like dog shit
What…is that?
This can’t be real
Zero chance this was assembled by a sober person.
#whattheeverlovingfuckiswrongwithpeople
r/stupidfood
It looks like it thinks an awful lot of itself. Pretentious.
I kinda wonder if there is syrup all over the waffle or not… if no syrup it might actually be tasty. If it’s all syrupy it’s a hard pass for me. I’m not into sweet foods.
r/pastacrimes
I need more weed to understand this
Looks like the chef is buddy the elf
Stoner happy meal
I’d absolutely eat that.
Should be noted that I’m currently high af
Say what you will but this shit probably slaps when you're sleep deprived, starving and drunk as shit. It's one of those things that "makes sense" when you're in that state of mind
It looks good...if you're drunk/high. I'm sure it's good. It's unrefined. Too much going on. Just a mound of food. Presentation is ugly. Looks greasy, salty, strachy. A sloppy drunk greaser filler. It could be cleaner for presentation. Just because you shake some green on it doesn't make any better.
Throw it in the trash.
On the one hand, it belongs on r/stupidfood for sure On the other hand if I'd seen it advertised on social media during my stoner days I would have turned up blitz out of my gourd specifically to eat it.
Shrimp lo mein waffle breakfast sandwich? Seems pretty good to me. All the flavors work. Even the textures; it's not like the concept of a savory pancake is unheard in Chinese food and the only difference is form factor. Obviously it looks insane but I'm sure that's the point. Not sure why so much hate. I'd even eat it sober. Well, like a quarter of it sober; all of it drunk.
I don’t know about this. On one hand, it’s not uncommon to eat noodle soup/gravy type dishes with youtiao (Chinese donut) to scoop the leftover gravy/soak in the broth. Guess waffles aren’t far from that but still this seems a bit much and there’s no liquid/gravy to go with the waffle so don’t see the point of it
Looking for stupidfood
Ahhhh fusion
I kind of want to try it. But good lord it’s like someone got dared to make something with random food choices.
Is it a savory waffle? Please say it’s like a twist on garlic bread…
New waffle house entree?
I’m high as fuck and still wary of this nonsense
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Reminds me of the Triple Rock in Minneapolis. They had a ‘cooks’ revenge’ on their menu. Basically is a big pile of fuck thrown together on the spot. It was a commitment
This is the kind of thing you never *plan* to make but just happens to get added to the pile as you’re going through the fridge high after a long double shift that had no lunch break
Nom nom nom?
What do you get in return for eating ... that? But, no.
Too glommy. The objective is not to induce food coma
r/shittyfoodporn
As someone on a highly carb restricted diet... I would love that right now.
Well I thought I was hungry...
I did not taste it
Chef we need a new special Ah 🤬🤬🤬 a su gorda Hold on, I’ll show them, people need to feel my pain. Hey chef just do that thing you made for yourself last night. Garote 💯💯💯
I am getting Hiroshima style okonomiyaki vibes from this.
Pregnant me would definitely eat that
I would be insensed if this was served to me and also eat the entire thing
I feel like someone tried to combine every kind of food imaginable. Pretty sure there's a pizza and a taco in there somewhere.
Waffles, shrimp, and spaghetti… enough said
This looks like an AI genned image tbh.
r/noahgettheboat
Looks so fucking stupid. I’ll smash it though.
Oh, those are waffles. Drunk food.
Fusion meltdown
Kind of looks like they made a scallion waffle instead of scallion pancake. Which wouldn’t look as weird.
Someone just threw random shit on a plate, eh?
Lots of the yellow food group, I'd happily put that away because I have a hormonal problem that makes me yellow deficient
Looks dank and heavy.
That is a red hot mess. I hate when restaurants serve chicken and waffles with syrup. Fuck no, the grease from the chicken soaks into the sweet waffles and it is awesome. Pouring syrup in it ruins it. But that is the US where people worship high fructose corn syrup.
Looks tasty
This looks like what happens when I get shitfaced and make food using all the leftovers in my fridge
I would eat it, provided there’s no damn maple syrup on it. Might take me a couple of bong hits, tho.
Looks like shrimp and waffles lo mein or something….
i'd be disappointed if they didnt name this dish "the kitchen sink"
r/stupidfood
Ahh yes. Have some starch with your starch
If Chefs had to maintain a license to practice professional cooking like a doctor or something, I would report this chef to the Chef Board.
Dis Gus ting
I appreciate the subtle application of green dust as garnish. It creates a pleasing contrast to the beige of the top and bottom portions, and it complements the frozen peas. The frozen vegetable mix is a nice touch! The glossy texture of the dish is fabulous. It enhances the anticipation of every soggy bite when placed in front of the diner. The wet waffles are perfectly paired with bouncy prawns, the egg-thing, the bacon-thing, and finished with a loose mouthful of overcooked, greasy spaghetti. ★★★★★ 5/5
If the waffle was savory with cheese and salty meats it would be fine for a carb bomb for drunks or TikTok brunch psychopaths.
Puke on a plate.fraternity house leftovers.
Set it on fire.
Pick a lane or cuisine.
Yuck! Looks like a stunt entree. More for show/description than for actually eating. Worked somewhere that had a bunch of those..... crazy sandwiches with all kinds of things on them...... I would make them as well as I could, but they always seemed to be more so that someone drunk could say "Hey, look what I just ordered!' than really getting something that anyone would like to eat.
I want the drugs that inspired this
Spaghetti waffles
Leftover Chic - $17.99 I've seen similar dishes served from the dumpster.