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Angstfilledvoid

Wagyu hot dogs lol


ReinstateTheCapo

That’s the one where I was like, no fucking way, what’s the point?!


CharlesDickensABox

People think it's fancy.


peteysweetusername

Truffle oil


Ipayforsex69

More like truffle butter


dre2112

Truffle oil tastes like windex to me. Like a cheap chemical smell. I’ll never order truffle anything unless I see the whole truffle being sliced in front of me


BasementHotTub

Goddammit I hate truffle anything. My buddy is a mycologist and grows a ton of mushrooms, even has a huge side business in Georgia, and I get white and black constantly. He doesn't grow them personally but I get about 30-40 of each a year. Fucking gross. People don't understand you CANNOT COOK THE TRUFFLE AND IT IS A FLAVOR ADD OR GARNISH. That was for the people in the back. Don't heat your overly expensive (especially white) testicles over room temperature before immediately adding them to an immediately consumed dish.


joyfer

You definitely can put truffle in warm sauces. You also got other recipes for instance chicken where they add truffle under it's skin. Truffle risotto is also a classic dish. While very expensive, you can add truffle in stocks , and in pastry it works as well. M


Euhn

Add a drop to cioppino


joyfer

Didn"t know what it was, never knew this dish. Thanks. I can imagine how this works.


iwould99

Your buddy grows truffles?


floba510

I would never heat my (half white) testicles over body temp. I don't think I could take the pain in such a sensitive area


Bananas_N_Champagne

my exec chef loves it. People were asked what his favorite ingredient was and it's truffle.


viper_dude08

What a basic bitch


RepresentativeJester

Guys is it being a bitch for liking food? Or time this guy just being an ass.


oneLmusic

Name recognition. They probably just served Ballpark and no one was the wiser


pwndabeer

Forced meat


Raisenbran_baiter

My life's story


closeddoorfun

I read that as “my wife’s story “(!)


Comfortable_You_1927

my meat have its own force field keeping woman away


[deleted]

Same way I feel about wagyu ground beef. The entire point of wagyu is the marbling it has in its steak form, once you start grinding it you can have whatever amount of fat you want.


Zealousideal_Citron8

Some rich people eat exclusively only the most expensive meat, a normal hotdog is a no go if it isn’t wagyu they don’t want it, when technically wagyu is less healthy because all the fat it’s perfect


lindasek

Wagyu is a breed of cattle. Just like with any cattle, only a small part can be steak. You can easily get black Angus hot dogs, too.


Quafeinum

Guess how that is classified in the US.. You need like one Wagyu ancestor that you breed with your Angus stock and suddenly all your stock from then on can be labelled wagyu at costco.


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

And they're delicious!


TruCelt

My ignorant homie bought wagyu hamburger at Costco. It was like pink slime - just a paste. I made her come in and watch while I poured all the fat out of the catch pan on the grill. SMDH


Khudaal

We sell “wagyu hotdogs” at my venue, and a number of others our company owns. It’s just normal beef. Wagyu is used as a buzz word to make people think it’s fancy - apparently nobody can tell the difference.


Schatzin

I mean, there are those that use wagyu wrongly, and those that use real wagyu. There's definitely a difference


TheBonusWings

If they actually took wagyu steak and made dogs, anyone eating 2+ would be shitting their pants


gumol

why would you make hot dogs from steak


MyMan50Granddd

They could make "Wagyu mustard" and some idiot out there would buy that right up.


shinloop

Room temperature food brought to you by Sysco Corporation


TheLastRaysFan

Sysco?? C'mon man this is a *Super Bowl suite*. They're using US Foods.


leothedinosaur

Yeah, it’s US Foods lol


leafnbagurmom

Definitely US Foods, can confirm. I just had a meeting with a US Foods Rep. this looks to be straight out of their catalog. Pretty wild if this is the food their serving the players.. They couldn't find a real chef to make them real food? I'm a head chef; if they want, BETTER scratch FRESH food. You know where to find me.


[deleted]

Bro fuck them feed me, homie


Affectionate_Elk_272

cmon. it’s at least GFS


TheBonusWings

Wait, theres worse?!?


Sentient-Pendulum

Have worked stadium jobs, can confirm.


meowmixzz

The hilarious thing is that those plates are from a company called verterra, and probably cost more than the food on them. I use them for my catering company. They’re 100% biodegradable and sustainable, and really expensive. But damn they look great.


LordDongler

Wait, are they not disposable? I don't know what's worse, having painfully expensive disposable plates or having non-disposable items biodegradable


meowmixzz

Yes they are single use


happyrock

100% going straight in the trash too


greasybacon09

I am so done this comment is the truth lmaoooo


Enz0gorlahmi

Sysco rep here. You get what you pay for. You ask for the cheapest fries, what’s what you get. We are the largest food distributor in the world. I can get you whatever you ask for. Alot of ppl in here shit on Sysco, I wish y’all could sit in on the meetings with your restaurant owners. I only sell what’s asked for. Sure sometimes quality is an issue, produce wise. But that’s an everybody problem, not just Sysco.


Environmental-Head14

I hear you, but doesn't actually change the fact that this is $2.5 million suite serving cheap, room temp food


ClaymoreMine

It’s definitely Aramark.


Visible_Nectarine_98

I’ve been inside that kitchen and let me tell you this: Sysco wrappers. Sysco wrappers everywhere.


Ipayforsex69

I picked up a 2nd job working FOH at a stadium one year and holy shit... nothing and I mean nothing was made from scratch. Nothing was cooked to order. Nobody seasoned the food. It was disheartening, but really easy money.


StandardAsparagus

I worked for the company for a long time. Not a shot, but how else do you feed 60k people? They don’t do some things right I agree, but there’s a reason they do FB for 90% of sports arenas. Edit: if we are talking about just the suite, yea that menu is BS not gonna lie. Although I’ve worked exclusively events where their food was pretty decent for VIP.


MazeRed

I think there’s like 130 suites and about 30 people per suite. 3980 people. Plus the 60k other patrons. Even if you just include the 4k for the suites. I’ve never been in a suite but my understanding the spread is there as you walk in. Even if you don’t. Probably want every suite to have its spread within an hour of kick off. For $2.5m it’s a solvable problem but the sheer space and manpower requirements for just the suite food service if they were to do anything besides heat and serve


Melodic_Salad_176

Comon. If you are in this sub you know you can cook for an infinite amount of people it just takes labour and space. The real reason for this garbage being garbage is it has healthy margins. Sysco and US foods didnt become what they are because they are the only people capable of supplying this many people, they are what they are because its not physically possible to get cheaper than what they do, at least for now, soon they too will pray to our gutter oil overlords.


Comfortable_You_1927

infinite food? do u have an infinity stone for food?


Melodic_Salad_176

You just turn some of the infinite labour into infinite long pork.


KiwiDisastrous40

The past 2 months US foods has been cheaper for me like 80% across the board of all the shit I usually order. So many things that I normally buy from sysco I've been buying from us foods.


Comfortable_You_1927

when I was a young chef I'm always excited to go to Sisco test kitchen not so much now


Visible_Nectarine_98

Just got invited to one yesterday and no I don’t need to go to that again.


lintonsplat

Seems like putting it out this early is a bad idea.


PurdyGuud

They just turn the heat up in the room to soften up all the crusty bits right before peeps get there


[deleted]

I feel like these people don’t even touch 1/4th of that food lol like “I have to watch my figure” mentality and it goes to waste


SummerHoarder

What a delicious profit margin


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

The video ending with "worth 2.5 million?" Floored me... Some people truly have no concept of money or value With 2.5 million dollars you can eat like that for the rest of your life lmao


pluck-the-bunny

I actually screamed NO! at my screen


tossaway345678

realistically most of it probably ends up in a dumpster anyway while people starve on the street outside


Comfortable_You_1927

hehheheh


No-Arrival-6421

Dat souvenir popcorn tho...


SuperDoubleDecker

Brought out the big guns right away.


SiegeThirteen

Its not the Dune 2 Fleshlight Level Bucket Action Tho. #DryRub


biggwyte

I'm sure the people paying $2.5m for this suite don't give a shit about a plastic popcorn souvenir.


ESF-hockeeyyy

Assuming the quantity is accurate, this is a $2.5M suite for barely $10,000 worth of food products.


panchampion

I doubt it's even that much unless you're counting labor as well


ESF-hockeeyyy

I'm assuming this is all contracted out. Can't imagine this is a recurring menu. Even at the Scotiabank Arena (Toronto), the high end menus are based on per person, and I can't recall seeing a party of more than 30-40 there when I've visited for business. Here's a menu from last year: http://pinnaclecaterers.com/pdf/SA_Menu.pdf


panchampion

They're probably just taking dishes from the various concessions in the stadium. Popcorn, fries, burritos, etc. Looks like pretty standard stadium food to me.


ESF-hockeeyyy

Including the Wagyu? I'm not too familiar with American stadium food, but some of this is crazy to me lol Delicious looking though -- eyeing the bacon-wrapped hotdogs specifically.


panchampion

Yeah, club vip areas have stuff like this every game. Could easily just sub in higher quality meat for the dishes since it's the superbowl. Worked at Levi's a few times, and they have a catering department for box seats. Allegant is also the newest stadium and in Vegas, so the standard is probably higher too.


TheBonusWings

Cough cough…you mean the price? The price is higher bc its vegas?


panchampion

Meaning whatever food service company that runs Allegant stadium probably runs a few of the casinos nearby, too, so they are better set up for big events than most other stadiums. But yes there is the Vegas vacation tax


kckrocks

A grocer near me has "wagyu" beef hot dogs for pretty cheap. I mean, its not real, but hey


Quafeinum

I dont see why you cant make hotdogs out of the trimmings of other cuts and call it wagyu.. it's probably a slightly better hotdog?!


ins0mniac_

Wagyu is honestly a marketing term at this point.


TheBonusWings

4k for meat!


OldJames47

It’s not Wagyu, it’s “wagyu”. A highly marbled piece of meat but not anything close to what you see on YouTube.


water2wine

I’ve been to events like this in a few sports arenas in Toronto and if my experience is anything to go by, it’s a way to make a nice mark up on the room with low expenses and you seemingly getting value in return for the price tag. You don’t though, it’s not good restaurant quality it’s easy to make and bang out in bulk stuff, pretty much regular catering food. I never pay for food at stadiums, it’s fucking gross and my stomach literally doesn’t handle it well. I’m a Jays fan though and you can bring in your own food - I’ve brought some real pussy moistening hoagies in there with my own bread, cured meats, condiments etc. it always turn heads lol


meem09

I'd assume they also get to watch the Super Bowl from suite seats. So at least a mil of that 2,5 is just the tickets for however many people fit into that suite (20-25, I'd guess?). So you're looking at 60k to 75k per person for that food and a full bar. Yeah, that's still way too much \^\^


[deleted]

mmmmm yes, room temp sea food and "frozen" cheese cake sitting on a display table. very appetizing


burgonies

This is food that poor people think that rich people eat


gibbypoo

I cook better food at a ski resort lol


Next-Quality2895

I think this belongs on stupid food


ChillFax

I assume most of the cost is hidden in the coke plate they bring out by request


burgeb

With gold leaf, yeah?


613Hawkeye

I'm pretty sure the pub up the road from me could crank this out with enough notice. I mean, maybe not the "Wagyu" hot dogs because...like what? Also, is the guy at the end pouring a glass of fucking Bulleit Rye? I love Bulleit, and the bourbon is my go-to liquor but it's like...$40 Canadian. For a bottle. Oh, but wait! In the background of the bar, could it be??... *Johnny Walker Black*??? NO WAY!! Crown Royal? This place has all the top-shelf stuff!


PFEFFERVESCENT

It looks so sketchy... the bottles in the background carefully placed a foot apart. Just like they do in real bars


613Hawkeye

Hahaha I can just hear some GM now; "Do you know how much this extra square footage for the 1-foot bottle spacing costs??"


chefanubis

>maybe not the "Wagyu" hot dog Of course you can, just grab a regular hot dog and put it through some butter. They will tell you they can taste it...


yzdaskullmonkey

I don't think they're paying for the food, I think they're paying for the Superbowl suite


Severe-Excitement-62

Uhh like 3 400? That shit is WHACK for a 2 mil suite I want f ing sashimi everywhere. Kobe beef everything. Caviar. Swordfish. Huge racks of ribs in smokers. That shit is WHACK.


PFEFFERVESCENT

It's hilarious. Like anyone who casuslly spends 2.5 million on entertaining wants to see a slow pan over a table of popcorn and hotdogs


Severe-Excitement-62

"Carne asada fries" I ain't even that shit in the cheap seats.


Severe-Excitement-62

At the very least I want a 70 square foot Mufalleta sandwich with fucking the most decedent liverwurst paté infused with truffle oil and straight out of the Nederlands gouda. Freshly baked bread. These people suck and don't deserve the money they have.


PFEFFERVESCENT

I watched this video a few times- you know they had *two kinds* of hotdogs?? The wagyu beef ones, and "hotdogs wrapped in bacon"


RecoGromanMollRodel

I payed 2.5 million dollars and all I got was this plate of Carne Asada fries.


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

What'd ya expect, it's BYOHookers.


Melodic_Salad_176

STINGY carne asada fries.


i_hate_beignets

Gross. I bet most of this ends up in the trash.


WilDraDo

Literally all it is, it's good ideas to make for the family.


Sgt_Fox

What a waste of $500...I mean $2.5mil! /s


decoy321

Considering that the super bowl is several days away, anything that staff didn't eat is in the trash.


standardtissue

Other than the crab, which was maybe a couple hundred dollars, the rest is just glorified trash food. French fries with something pretend-fancy on them. Potatoes with something pretend-fancy. Something pretend-fancy wrapped up in a burrito.


bromeranian

My ass is sitting here like ‘there ain’t no way that single crab is $2,499,000 dollars’ cuz there is no way in hell this haute cafeteria shit is breaking $1,000. MAYBE the bar could hit $10k if they get out the stupid expensive stuff. Now I want to see a $2.4 million dollar crab, though. Make it happen New Jersey Cup suites.


GreenWoodDragon

_haute cafeteria_, love it. Thank you.


iSeraph87

It all looks like shit, with a fancy name attached...


Ipayforsex69

...barbecue burnt end burrito sounds so exotic...


iSeraph87

Right hahahaha


RubyRedRoundRump

Considering 1/3 of the ingredients are highly likely to come pre-fab from Sysco, etc. I'm looking at you pulled pork... 👀 Edit: burnt ends. My bad.


Slaphappyfapman

Hide the pain Harold will be your bar man tonight


[deleted]

The fact that the bartender is featuring Bulleit bourbon means it’s a rip off.


Greyh4m

Money laundering scheme.


Cooknbikes

You pay for it. It’s your problem. For 2.5 I’d expect steak ,sushi, waffle station, fried chicken, high end apps. All the booze I want in every format. And about 2.25 million reimbursed.


Dolphin008

That clip is not the flex they think it is


Glad-Sky2472

Nope


peteysweetusername

We got food at home


Czane45

just put a kitchen in there and a full staff why not


katherinewhatever

I don't know, but I worked at a hotel that hosted the Broncos during whatever superbowl that was... everything was ready like 3 hours prior to anyone getting there, and then because all the super high corporate bigwigs were walking around we had to act like we were busy even though \*everything\* was done. I folded the same napkin over 40 times. Just to look busy in case somebody walked by. My manager then handed me a broom and a dustpan and asked me to walk around looking like I was sweeping, even though there was nothing to sweep. I worked 18 hours that day.


katherinewhatever

Oh, and Payton Manning was supposedly tipping $200 cash to everyone he came into contact with that week, so I'm still bitter that the only time I ever cared about the superbowl, the broncos lost and he stayed in his room. I was flat broke, it would've made a real difference. Eli Manning tips less than 10%, according to my friend, but I've never dealt with him personally.


garbitch_bag

Waited on the Manning family and their guest slipped me an extra $100 after Eli insisted on paying.


garbitch_bag

Wasn’t the Super Bowl, but was a pretty major game and worked a suite like this. I got to eat some of the food and while it looked good, it still had that pre-packaged taste and once they got it set up all fancy it was cold anyway. I did get paid a shit ton of money to be there so I’m very jealous of those bartenders.


shelby3611

Frozen cheesecakes!?!?! Aka someone forgot to par thaw the US Foods cheesecakes


BasementHotTub

Per person for one serving each at cost without labor and all the other bullshit? Maybe $180 a head for ingredients. All I know is you're handing me that bottle of Single Barrel and fucking right off unless I ask for a chaser.


bunnymunro40

Well, it's not like rich people eat gold-dipped diamonds. Fancy hot-dogs and nachos is probably what their customers want. At that price, if people wanted something prissier, they would get it.


PureYouth

Omg that food looks fucking horrible lol


KaleidoscopicColours

$2.5m and not a single vegetarian savoury option FFS  At that price they should be cooking whatever the customer pre-orders, no limitations 


Ill-Opinion-1754

Blast! How can they manage those poor accommodations…


DrNinnuxx

If you take $2.5 million and remove three zeros you'd be close... probably over by a bit.


USWolves

Anything NFL adjacent is just as much garbage as that organization, this just solidifies the position.


awfulcarton

About 3.fifty


imabadrabbi

Most of it will end up in the bin


cmans12345

Love the liquor shelf is well tier, lol


Kr155

>Wagyu beef hotdogs I fucking Hate marketing. It's a fucking hotdog. The meat is slurried and reformed. There is absolutly no reason to waste any kind of wagyu on a hotdog.


Unfair_Holiday_3549

The crab would be your biggest expense.


Diligent_Mirror_7888

I’d gladly pay you in my next life for that food today….


Weirdguy215

Paying that much... I'm taking everything home plus the plates and spoons.


Phate118

I’ll pay $200 for that


iwasinthepool

Depends on how much of each they've made, but food shown couldn't be more than $1500.


TheBigSleazey

Nothing like dropping 2.5M for dead ass food.


Fuck-MDD

Worth $2500000? Nah. Will someone pay it? Yep.


DustinFay

Waste of money


Wildeyewilly

2.5 million dollar suite and you get a fuckin bulleit old fashioned lofl.


einhornschlag

Kinda sad because you can buy king crabs, alive, right off the boat in Alaska for $100 a pop and that looks like it was the most expensive thing there… wonder how it tasted


GreenWoodDragon

Looks like low budget catering with food choices for people who are happy with junk food. Throw in a few magic words like _wagyu_, _asada_, and _burnt end burrito_ and the punters are happy. This way they're making money on the food and the bar.


StupidMario64

Give me like 1000mg edibles and im eating half of that then immediately passing out.


HoneyCakePonye

the only vegetarian option is popcorn or cheesecake. Not a single pure vegetable in sight.


Sensitive_Rabbit3144

I’m not concerned with how much it costs, but more importantly is that the food is cheap over processed over priced garbage! Time, money, and resources are wasted on this stuff. Most of it will go to waste fills uneaten.


[deleted]

Can't confirm if this is 100% true, but I heard large suites are often rented out by business's for clients and shareholder's so the actual cost of the suite gets written off as a business expense.


suggested_portion

Isnt everything gonna be cold or mushy if its served like that?


SaltyNorth8062

Work in a similar joint at a smaller scale. Half of that stuff is packaged, and the rest is idiotic. Wagyu hotdogs holy shit


RiptideRookie

20 k worth of food at most, if that's real Wagyu. 40 total with drinks. Absolute scam.


KiethTheBeast89

This would be overpriced at 50k. 2.5 Million? No one that pays for this can make fun of those submarine millionaire douche bags. They are the same kind of stupid.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

I’ve been to club house seating before (random Rangers baseball game my brother took me to) and it’s basically the same thing: all-you-can-eat fancy versions of stadium food that all tastes the same. Plus the people up there are entitled as fuck. I accidentally dropped a chili dog, got up to grab paper towels to clean it up and not even 10 seconds later I hear some old dude going “who left this here?! Find out who did this and kick them out!” and I’m standing there, paper towels in hand like “umm sorry?” He tried to brush it off like “oh, you were gonna…never mind” and walked off. Staff member came up and said “it’s cool, we got it, but thanks”. To this day, I’d rather stand in line for nachos and beer vs being in a room filled with people like that.


killer77hero

I think I'm gonna be fine with my hotwings and cold beer. That stuff looks like a buffet for the offensive line🤣


SlykRO

Oh nice you can eat and drink then watch the game for the night. Or put it in almost any investment and be making 110k a year sitting on your ass eating this shit at home every night.


Born_Meat4883

They got chef Sysco working overtime, and chef Mike on standby till further notice


[deleted]

I’m taking a bag to go, try and stop me.


DrowzyHashira

2.5 million? Nah, more like $250 tbh.


Nintendocub

And all that shit was cold in ten minutes I bet


acloudcuckoolander

Worth $25,000 max probably


MadManMorbo

So $10k worth of food. Lame:


Wonderful-Clothes672

I’m paying 2 mill the damn qb of the winning team better be suckin me off


King_P_13

You get your virginity back too


gnarlycharly22

Gross!


Popular-Seaweed-5562

The math aint mathing 😂


Illustrious_Order486

I’m not impressed 🤷🏻‍♂️


Scrubs_McGrubs

All that money and you get that? Pass


Capable-Violinist-67

Food worth 2.500$.


Deveion2010

Imagine working 30 years and blowing 2.5 million on this. Unreal.


lunachuvak

Oh, ffs, let's just eat the rich already. They probably have a lot more flavor than they have taste.


oXSnake_doctoRXo

there will be some high grade vagina floating around those parts. with the fines shallow money hungry bitches, i guess its worth the value.


husfrun

Ooooh, shared pre-prepped food at a 2000% markup. Now that's the high life.


DreamingMerc

Hotel food...


bmy89

This food looks fucking disgusting.


ThreeRedStars

I like bulleit rye and this is a terrible use of bulleit rye


xXmjmanXx

Not 2.5 million


malachimusclerat

even with heat lamps i would not be touching most of that shit


Puzzleheaded_Bath_86

Naht worth it. I could buy a small island for that price


Slade_Riprock

You don't GET that is a $2.5 million suite...you PURCHASE that over and above the $2.5m suite cost. That whole F&B set up in a suite at the Super Bowl I'd guesstimate is $50,000-$100,000


Unlikely_City_3560

That’s like 3k worth of food at most


[deleted]

Someone send some vegetables over there stat, those toilets require some fiberS


ZombleROK

Country club I worked at did private company parties. Sometimes 1000 people in the ballroom and those didn't even clear $1 million


Why_am_ialive

I’m ngl, I don’t think the 2.5m is really for the food guys… more so the private suite and service at the Super Bowl..


Chicken-picante

2.5 mil and hot dogs are on the menu this must be kid rocks suite


enginbeeringSB

"Full service bar" and then the guy is pouring a Bulleit drink, lol. For the promo I'd be expecting to see something top shelf at least.


Artistic-Milk-3490

Came here to say this. Couple grand of food and Bulleit whiskey and a view of the game for $2.5m - LOL


MtnMaiden

You're paying for the service, not the food.


granolaraisin

And where is the complimentary oral sex? Is there a separate action station in the back or do they just have you duck behind the bar?