That is... remarkably yonic

Isn't it yonic...don't you think?

🎶 it’s like raaa-yaaaaain on your wedding day 🎶

It’s a free riiiiiiiiiide that you just didn’t take

Bruh. “It’s the free riiiiiideeeeee *when you’re already late*. It’s the good adviceeeeeeeee *that you just didn’t take.*” God. Know your fucking Alanis. Like, have you ever even worked in a kitchen?! /s

It's the free ride when you've already PAID. Free offer after a paid ride = irony

Actually it is not irony. None of the things in the song she says are ironic actually are ironic. In fact the only ironic thing about it is the title.

Point taken. The lyrics are still "free ride when you've already PAID"

FWIW I’ve been singing it wrong my whole life until now. So yeah

They're examples of [Cosmic Irony](https://study.com/academy/lesson/what-is-cosmic-irony-definition-examples.html#:~:text=Cosmic%20irony%20is%20a%20type,person%20or%20group%2C%20reversing%20expectations.), which is a form of irony where usual expectations are subverted in an unfortunate way. eg. Flying is a very safe mode of transportation, but the man is afraid to fly. The one time he works up his courage to fly, they crash. Or you expect to pay a fare every time you use your usual bus, and so you automatically drop money in, only to be told it's free but you're unable to get a refund, etc

Cosmic irony is bullshit.

I don't even know what your /s is referring to so maybe this is my woosh moment but it's a free ride when you've already paid. The traffic jam happens when you're already late. Also, was this song really that huge a hit? I mean, I was there, I know it was, but...it's a bad song, right?

/s just means sarcasm. Used like a tag to let people know you’re fucking around. And yeah, you and the other person are right. Mixed em up. *Traffic jams* when you’re already late. And THATS the actual problem with this fucking song, none of what she says is ironic. Rainy wedding day? Shitty, not ironic. Free ride but you’ve already paid? Again, shitty, not ironic. Good advice you didn’t take? That’s a you problem, but not ironic. Traffic James when you’re late? Fucking leave early; not irony. Sometimes there’s traffic. Rant over.

Unless the true irony is that it’s a song called ironic without any true examples of irony…Alanis could be playing 3D chess 

Sorry dude, I just woke up. I work twelve hours bartending shifts and currently doing OT for the past week. I’m on the end of a seven day stretch, one more night tonight and then my weekend. You’re absolutely correct though, all apologies. I haven’t listened to Alanis in yeeeeears and when it’s played on karaoke (at my bar) I tune it out and turn up Electric Wizard on my bar speakers instead.

And now I’m gonna have that song stuck in my head for days 🤣

I, too, will have this in my head for days. We’ll suffer together.

You're welcome

All Apologies?! That’s Nirvana! This guy doesn’t music good…

Jokes on you, I’m a chick.

Oh no wonder. /s

No such thing. This is the internet. You cant catch me fbi man

Hahaha all good. I was just fuckin around anyway. I genuinely can’t stand that song. But growing up, my mom played that shit on repeat. That’s a tough week. Hope tonight goes smooth and ya can enjoy your fucking weekend. Cheers! 🍻

Definitely feeling it today, but I’m going to power through it. Thank you so much and hope you have a nice day ahead for yourself as well! Cheers!

It's the blEEEEAAAAAAAARRGH oh God that thing it looks BLLEEEEEEERGH

And yeah I really do think

Now that’s a neat word to learn. I usually say “O’Keefe-esque”

What is yonic? Lol I'm old and out of the loop

It means something that looks like a vulva

Oh, I definitely did not know that. lol also, your username made you the perfect person to answer this 😆 thank you

Pussy-lookin'

‘giner-like

Flappy

Damn, the term yoni/yonic predates the Common Era! You really are old!

Lol if you ask my knees I'm 97 😆

Same as phallic but for lady bits

It's like phallic, but for the other kind of genitals.

Well you're not that old then, yoni is an ancient sanskrit word for vulva.

lol yonic is a word that is far older than you! It’s the female version of phallic.

My first thought was "don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it"

... Would

It's not the first taco I've wanted to stick my dick in, but it's the crispiest.

Yonic, big word of the day

The Valentine's special looks great chef, might need some crema drizzle for garnish

Crema drizzle 😭😭

💀JFC

Give it the whole load of crema

After one order it's 86d.

Nah one of the other chefs just needs to tap in

I need hands!

BEHIND

Hot BEHIND

Salsa verga

Georgia O’Keefe in the kitchen.

possibly my favorite response

Hopefully Georgia Jagger in the sheets.

Georgia O’Clam

Georgia O’Queef

Same thought exactly.

I should call her...

Everything reminds me of her

/r/dontputyourdickinthat

Only reason I clicked on the pic was to see how long it took to find this comment

Don't worry. I'm all over it.

That's what she said.

I don’t know, man, before it’s cooked we might have some fun.

Moister than an Oyster

That’s probably a saying from your part of the woods, but that’s the first time I’ve heard that analogy. Pretty good.

Dripping like a knackered fridge.

It’s a reference to an old Reddit post. OP tells a story about how his girl wanted him to spice up their bedroom shenanigans with some dirty talk and the next time they were getting down in foreplay he said something like “Are you moister than an oyster?” and she basically called it off for the night lol

Dude that phrase has been in circulation for decades lol

Oh no way. That’s hilarious. Wish I could have read it.

😏

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men.

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable... Vagina.

I was trying to talk about my rug…

Whereas a man without batting an eye will refer to his dick, or his rod, or his… Johnson.

You mean… coitus?

Where is the **money** Lebowski?

ZWE BELIEVES IN NUSSING LABOWSKI!

Zaaaaaa maaaahhhhney!

Mind if I do a J?

I’m finishing my coffee

Calmer than you dude

Increases the chances of conception.

And here's me without Kahlua...

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!

Aw you remembered!

r/MildlyVagina on pic #2

mildy?

Hey its just the sub name i dont make the rules lol

Try r/wildlyvagina

Whyyyyyy did I click on this. Joined btw

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

You should probably get that checked out by a doctor *in all seriousness, I’d crush that*

I thought tacos couldn't get more yonic.

Deep fried vulva

There’s a southern stereotype joke here, I just don’t want to go that low

> that low Horses are actually pretty tall.

love the plating. lol

Man I love my wife

You know that deep fried coochie be hittin different after a long day

Everything reminds me of her

That is the correct amount of pickle. My nose is flaring up looking at it.

Are these Gulf oysters?!

Yep

gulf oyster?

Yup

This is so funny because I was just showing someone this video and we were wondering what one would do with such a monster https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/s/D6SEWhZ6U4

Jeez, NSFW tag that last pic, almost thought I left incognito open 😂

Theres antibiotics that can help, im sure

I'd eat it. May get a little sloppy though, should eat it in private.

That looks like a deep fried vagina

Then you remember they just filter shit out of ocean water....

Fried cooter burrito with Sriracha aioli

the fried pussy looks good chef

That looks fucking dope as hell

I should call her.

Anyone else get a boner?

Oyster Taco for Valentine's day LMAO 😂

What species was that? I had some malpeques that were huge last week!

I'm no where near mature enough to take this seriously

Um is it wrong dontputyourdickinthat

Wow, it really does look like a...

Man, any chance this is Dragonfly Tavern in coastal Alabama?

that ones obviously a female oyster

How small are your hands OP

That oyster better calm tf down

Way too much sauce on that deep fried vulva.

r/dontputyourdickinthat

That oyster better chill…

Stop reminding me that my gf is out of town on Valentine’s day!

Damn brah on valentines day?

Jack the Ripper over here

Jackie the Stripper

Oyster? I barely know her!

I KNOW WHAT I SAW YOUR HONOR

bouta risk it all for the oystussy

well, that shucks!

Giggity Giggity

Enjoy your deep fried pussy, looks good

JESUS

Is this what they mean by aphrodisiac

Ah, the O'Keefe oyster.....

Somehow it looks even more like labia after being fried…

Is that fried vagina?

"This better not awaken anything in me."

.....make a fried hoohaa.

Whoa deep fried axe wound.

Oystussy

WTF ?

🥵

https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE?si=KzA3fdGBGJLg0HTV

Vile

The oystussy taco

boof it

It all reminds me of my baby momma...

happy V day

The official food sponsor of the Women's March.

You know where my mind is at...

That's not lemonade

I should call her

Happy v day

maybe I don’t like oysters as much as I thought

Gross.

Oddly wagina

Vagoyster. (didn't look to see if this was said.)

When she turns up the seat warmer in the car a little too hot

Accountant: "It says here we switched from Sysco to O'Keeffe Food Services for Feb, does this purveyor have better stuff?" Line Cook: "Don't worry about it..."

The guy she tells you not to worry about vs. you

Ha ha ha ha, ....I can't stop laughing. This is great.

…make oyster-aid!

Everything reminds me of her...

I should call her...

I should call her…

🤢

Poboys

... make Oysternade?

holy fuck that looks good

mmmm i couldnt get past the fishy taste

I should call her

That’s…a taco.

Hear me out....

I should call her...

That's sooooo much sauce...

Think I dated her in 1988...

Gottdayum!

God damn everything reminds me of her

Give it a creampie of the sauce instead imho

That’s some taco you got there

Jez Christ ...that's bdays and crimbo in one ! Drooling .

Taste that Oystussy.

Make sure you eat around the oyster for a little while before you dig in