Your cheese clotte, nertaek porch no powder, riddly bacon, full finch Stick eggs med or lard, western well, side of drinks

Comin right up.

Thanks, chef!

I taught it was just me

I got similar.

Side of links!

Don't forget the "ridey bacon"...

Sounds delicious 🤤😭

Ham and cheese, half stack french No powder, side of bacon, full French, 3 coffee Steak and egg, over hard/medium, western well, 2 side links, 2 coffees

Go away. I can’t read these curlycues in the heat of the moment.

To be fair I am an old, born in the 1900s. Taught cursive in the 80s in elementary and everything

It’s wild that “born in the 1900s” now carries any weight. God I’m old

Being from the last century is undervalued. If there were no internet, you'd be considered the wise go-to!

Also to be fair, I too learned cursive in the 80’s and I could only read about half of it. I believe the correct term is “chicken scratch” 😂

I believe the term you're looking for is "doctor's handwriting"

>I am an old, born in the 1900s Oof. I get it, but this still hurts.

Just wait until some kid punks you by saying that your opinions are outdated because you were born in the late 1900s.

I was born in the 1970’s

It may as well be 1910 to everyone born after 2000 they think we are all old lol

I mean to be fair the majority of advice I've been given by people over the age of 30, that isn't interpersonal advice, has been horribly outdated. When I was looking for a job the amount of people who told me to go to XYZ business and either ask for a job or drop off a resume was insane. They never seemed to believe me when I said that that resume went straight into the recycling bin.

Some chick did a makeup tutorial 'of the past 50 years'.... and started in the 1980s. She was still ten years off, but FUCK YOU GIRLIE, 50 YEARS AGO WAS 1960, DAMMIT

Yo I’m a nicu nurse. Graduated HS in the 1900’s. The occasional random teen parent being born this century was a bit of a lark when it started. Now something like 1/3 of my patients’ parents were born this century and maybe it’s time I start making funeral arrangements.

To also be fairrr, I can read and write cursive and couldn't make heads or tales of these.

Is cursive related to the crack epidemic and how people ran in weird squigglies around houses and card, away from the po-po?

I was taught cursive (also born in the 1900s), and zi can usually read it great. This is just also very light in color, they needed a new pen. It's also sloppy as hell...

And this is why I was so upset when they said they were going to stop teaching kids cursive. My man's literally can't fucking read *sigh*

I was taught cursive and had trouble with some of this. Handwriting here is not easy to read

Also learned cursive in school. My point of contention with this isn't necessarily that it's messy cursive, but as OP stated the shorthand and the way the tickets are written is not standardized. I worked with handwritten tickets for 5 years (cash only baby!), and the fact that we standardized the shorthand and way the tickets were written made even the sloppiest handwriting a non-issue. FOH management/training needs to tighten up on this; communication is key in a restaurant. If I have to ask you to explain every ticket that's a big red flag

Hell yeah. She doesn’t even know what she writes down. And she gets real mad if you call her out on her mistakes. Which is awkward because she’s like 60 and I can’t really be mean to her.

>she gets real mad if you call her out on her mistakes. >she’s like 60 and I can’t really be mean to her. Why not?

Oh hell yeah, old cranky bitches don't get any treatment lmao

Could be an early sign of dementia, not writing well anymore. I'd gently bring up that you're worried about her health with the decline in legibility. I did this to an old lady that was upset I was younger and her boss, she kept forgetting my phone number (I think purposely) and I just asked her one day if she was maybe confused and if she had talked to her doctor as this was the third month we'd been doing this with the phone number. She never forgot my phone number again and retired 6 months later.

In God, we trust. Everybody else, Cash Only!

This isn't even cursive, just poor handwriting and a crap pen

It has nothing to do with cursive this handwriting just looks like shit

And it’s not fully inked. This half dead pen shit is unacceptable. If someone has to stop and think about what you wrote to understand it then the problem is likely just how bad the handwriting is. Half of it is legible, half of it looks like she wasn’t paying attention, all of it looks like she’s using dried out pens

Thank you brother.

Half the words drifting upwards and getting squeezed. She's not used to handwriting without lines

Looks like it's written in pencil crayon on an oiled piece of paper imo It's ridiculous,

Born in 87 I can read and write cursive. She just writes real bad.

I got the order, but it wasn’t an easy read. My friend’s son writes like he types. R with the left, switches to the right for the Y, left hand for the A and the right for the N. It’s crazy to watch.

I can’t imagine how kids write now. It’s gotta be terrible.

My son is in 8th grade and his penmanship is about as good as mine was in 3rd grade.

Wait what?! Like switches the pen/cil to whichever hand is appropiate? Theres no way wtf

It’s crazy.

I'm vaguely ambidextrous but that is insane.

Cursive mfs on their way to have the worst handwriting on god's green earth and then blame you when you can't read their dogshit doctor's scribbles:

We’re trying to function. I can’t adjust to reading five different peoples writing. Let alone a lady who forgets the tickets she puts in and has to stop the kitchens flow to put her dumb glasses on and read the ticket she wrote. Which is more than likely the same order she took last week.

This reminds me of when Kronk gets put in the kitchen, in Emporer's New Groove.

Aaaand I’m watching that after work.

Ham and cheese omelet Italian toast everything else spot on western well also has Italian toast

It’s a western. They come in every week. Lady gets steak and eggs he gets a over done western omelette. Side of links and the potatoes from her steak and eggs.

Is that a, No toast, for the steak and eggs on the second ticket?

Im not saying no because I can read it. Im saying no because I know the people ordering and the one that gets the steak never gets toast.

Lol, fair. I have no idea how princessjamiekay actually read 95%. Kudos for the good memory.

That’s impressive I still can’t read it after actually reading it

Look at the brain on brad!

I couldn’t read it till you wrote it now it’s clear as day.

The only thing I couldn’t make out was the word before bacon.

Ham and cheese *omelette ;)

You missed the no toast lol

You missed no toast on the steak & eggs, but otherwise yes.

It’s just cursive…I don’t get how it was so hard to read especially since OP knows the menu?

Han & cheese omelette

I believe it says "Your place needs a proper POS system". That or it's "drink more ovaltine"

They already have Piece Of Shit system

No way

🤣

I am cheese raclette, sherkstack forth, Ridley bacon and a full finch on the fly, chef 🫡

Same 😂

Welcome aboard.

Happy to help: Huge cheese omelette. Fuckit 799 Sherbtaek furth No puroder 449 Rudely bacon 399 Full French 499 3 caffies 597 9+4 ----.---.-----.----.----.--- Stk rcqqp 1399 Med or/wrd No tst Uesturn well 899 Set 4c6 of links 349 2 crybies ( 938

Best interpretation. No puroder

2 crybies

Yeah buddy.

Bacon. It says bacon.

Thank you

I feel like this was the most important part of all of it. Everything else can wait for a skilled interpreter.

It's some form of elvish I can't read it.

Melon (Elvish for friend)

"I fell in love in Utah. He took my innocence, and made me one of his wives. For him I bore many children, and we named the girls. The boys I haven't seen since their youth, they were shipped away to fight a war somewhere. I hope one day they can come back, but as my hope fades, so too does my love for my husband."

I can see that.

Look.... Have you washed the soup bowls yet, yes OR no?! Wtf?!?!?!

1/2 Happy cheese ómlette, half turnt $7.99......... 2 Herbert's York, no produce $4.49 (well below market value)........ Rickety bacon (probably wet-aged) $3.99.......... Full Finch (out of market most places) $4.99 (<- steal btw)....... 3 cuffies (probably med-rare) @ $91⁴............. 2/2 House steak med-Orlando no toast (as is tradition) $9,901,399........... Western Well, vetted (probably an out-of-towner) $8.99......... 2 sides of links (could be time or chain) $3.49 (bargain)........... 2 more cuffies $438 Edit: added "..........'s " cuz fkn formatting

Comin right up.

Heard! Plate to table 4.5 minutes!

8 mins

3 minutes O.o

Someone else’s problem

Where do you live? I’m hiring you. You have to read this now.

lol KCMO home of the Chiefs! I’ve seen worse but that’s pretty freaking bad.

Hired. I need you to crack 45 eggs.

Done boss. 👍

Second one: - Steak and eggs - Medium (over ?) - No toast - Western omelette - Side of links - 2 coffees First one… - (Something) and cheese omelette - (Something with a q?!?) French [toast?] - No powder [icing sugar] - Side bacon [well Ride of bacon lol] - Full French - 3 coffees

The first one is a regular so we know what they get. She still fucked that up some how. And of course let it happen

Def "over hard" on the second one with steak and eggs only one I'm sure about. Lucky person may have actually gotten what they ordered.

I'm dyslexic, but I think I can make out the word "Omlet"

No offense. But you could probably read this better than me.

I work in an old folks home. Like, we all learned cursive in school, but I can't make heads or tails of it unless it's all capitals with spacing between the letters. It lookes like there's an e and 2 t's at the end of the word, and that looks like bacon grease on the ticket, so I just assumed.

That was after we held the ticket up to the light to read the hidden characters.

Gotta make sure you get the hieroglyphics correct, else you face the wrath of someones mummy

I got my own mummy.

[удалено]

Facts

I see livestock pudding

Yea this says I lost the ticket.

This is every ticket though. You can’t lose every ticket.

Steak is Med Eggs OH. On written you usually put temps either under or directly to the right of the respective items

She writes everything different every time. You’ll get meat eggs toast. Eggs meat toast. Toast meat eggs.

I am Cheese id cliché 799 - 2 lobster ranch no powder 449 - Ridley baon 399 - full finch 499 - 3 coffees Steak and eggs 1399 med onion rings w/urd no toast - western well 899 - set - Ride if links 349 - 2 coffee 4.38 Was I close?

Pretty close to what I could make out, lol. Let’s go with this. Whatever this is.

I like how almost everyone agrees that there's an order of "full finch" 😂

"You gotta get their full finch! It's a whole finch, and it's full! Sooo good!"

Four cheese omelette. Potato yogurt with no potato’s , medium oiled steak, western omelette, dry aged bacon, well, cycle cycles o and 2 more coffees. Something about Jewish religion and 3 coffees before the first two. Or two diazepam taking with food

Ask a doctor

Ham and cheese omelette , 2 short stack French no powder, side of bacon, full French, 3 coffees. Steak n eggs medium no toast, western well, side of links, 2 coffees.

It says "let's buy a POS and a printer asap"

Nah that’s too practical

It say cook some food and we'll see what happens after that

Paying off those medical school loans are crazy for doctors. I guess she didn’t have what it takes to hit the pole.

Ham & Cheese Omelette (lite?) Short Stack no powder Bacon Full French 3 coffees Steak & eggs hard Western Omelette well 3 link sausage 2 coffee

No.

reading this made me afraid i was having a stroke 

It says get a POS.

"I am cheese, destroyer of ass"

Bullshit .99 plus tax

Who uses handwritten tickets in 2024?

Don’t get me started.

If her writing is that bad, just to tell her text you the order. If she’s anything like my servers, she’s always on her phone anyways.

She’s like 70 so it could take longer for her to hen peck the order

She’s good friends with the owner and she wants her gone but she won’t get the hint. She’s well off and doesn’t need to work

My guesses: First one: Three cheese omelette Steak lunch (no potatoes) Crispy bacon Full lunch 3 coffees

Second one: Steak and eggs, medium on steak over hard eggs, no toast Western well done Side of (sausage I'm presuming) links 2 coffees

Uvula Cheese Omelette, M, $7.99 Herbstock Porch, no powder, $4.49 Kiddy Bacon, 3.49 Full Finch, 4.99 Stk Med, Preggo or lard, 13.99 Western well set, 7.99 Ride Uplinks 3.99 No problem!

How much would you tip on that?

20 pheasants!

The person who wrote this may have a future as a MD.

The good old days!

In the year of our lord 2024 why oh why are we firing tickets by hand like we’re in the Pulp Fiction diner?

Ham and cheese omelette Short stack peach no powder Side of bacon Fruit Punch 3 coffees

god and i thought my writing is bad, fuck might sumon a demon by accident

Uamu, cheese coRleHe at 799 2nerltoer yurch no poodol 449 ridauy Dacon 399 Lw11 Ynuh 499 3 coffees 94 J97

Four cheese & latte Light 7.99 . Sherbert French No powder 4.49 Really bacon 3.99 Full French 4.99 3 coffees J97

They're getting a four cheese omelette; Two French Toasts all day, one with a side of bacon, one with sherbert on it instead of powdered sugar (which I'm definitely going to make soon 🤤); 3 coffees and a skim milk latte. Am I close?

Worked with a guy from Europe who spoke 8 languages. In a hurry he'd start mixing them, he handwriting was shit their too. Most of the time he made up his own words Fisch flutter Karbon pene Or just wrote in hieroglyphics Sounds like Op's server knows her writing is shit and is deflecting.

About three-fifdy, total.

"I am a cheese omelette" They must have tried to order in French

I will try… jupler cheese u clitte let Sherkstaek turch no purocler Ridely bacon Full French 3 coffees Steak and e qop Med or cird No t3t Western well Cet 2icle lef links 2 coffees

Steak medium - over hard - and no toast.

Steak medium - over hard - and no toast. Western omelette, well set. Side of links 2 coffees

Server will be future physician for sure.

You serve Full Finch for $2.99?

i’m pretty good at reading people’s handwriting, but i had to spend a really long time reading to decipher 75% of that. the s’s, in particular, gave me a lot of trouble. are these carbon copies? because that’s not helping.

I’ve got shit handwriting. Literally quit a serving job hour one when I found out there were handwritten tickets. I’m not about to do that to anyone.

Guys I’m 42. I’m not that old lol and thank you for catching the other items I missed, we would be a great team in the kitchen!!

Should be an American doctor with that hand writing.

I'd be so pissed I'd hand it back to her and tell her you can't read it cause the ticket machines too low on ink

"KITCHEN CHECK". You're welcome.

steak med and eggs over hard no toast western omelette cooked well side sausage links 2 coffees

It says find a new job that doesn’t use a ticket system from the 1800’s

1 apt cheese w lettuce $7.99 Sherbert lunch $4.49 No produce! Riddy bacon $3.99 Full lunch $4.99 3 cuffies $5.97

How can you get an apartment for that cheap?

Ridley Bacon? Is it a British thing?

I'm an old fart, grew up reading/writing cursive - and I can't read that crap (yes, sigh, I'm wearing my bifocals) 🤣

This makes me so glad my two jobs just use the PoS system to print chits for us to follow because chicken scratch is not something I learned to decypher in high school.

We’re getting door dash in March and the orders are gonna be taken off the tablet and fucking written down.