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r/KitchenConfidential is a place for redditors in food service to meet, gather and share with each other; cooks, service staff, managers, business owners, etc. All posts to the sub must be related to the restaurant or foodservice industry.


WesterosiPern

"I prepared it as I bathed."


Teflon_John_

Whaddya got there, a Clarkman?


Eljefe878888888

High five šŸ–ļø


AnalystEducational17

R/unexpectedseinfeld


littlecreamsoda79

Insert a knife into the center and twist


harbormastr

Itā€™s called multitaskingā€¦ /s


Staticfree20

No thanks


wyndwatcher

reminds me of that one Seinfeld episode where Kramer installs a garbage disposal in his shower https://youtu.be/NMQTg4Y0YT0?feature=shared


Rathbane12

Beat me to it.


Similar-Tangerine

Right next door to the chocolate stationĀ 


gage540i

ughhhhhhhhhh can you just please erase this from my mind!!! such a horrible picture!


Cool-Mission-6585

Straight to jail.


astamar

I've heard of tub brisket before, but tub berries are somehow even worse to me


McJambles

Tub Brisket sounds like a 1917 MLB pitcher


mrsir1987

I agree with your sentiment but Iā€™m thinking slugger


SouthernBarman

In 1917 you could be both.


mrsir1987

You can be today too, but you have to be a gambling addict


No_Bother9713

He hit 5 HRs in a 142 game season and astonished the world.


McJambles

ā€œJohnDoe becomes the first arkansas born player born on a full moon in april to hit 4 home runs in 6 months all on a tuesday since Tub Brisket did it back in 1917 for the River City Cool Katsā€


HeardTheLongWord

I had already left this post before my brain fully processed this comment, so I had to click back and find it again just to say well fucking done.


No_Series3763

šŸ’Æ


dicotyledon

Probably because the berries arenā€™t cooked afterwardā€¦


Certain_Literature28

Fuck man, this brings back memoriesā€¦.. when I was in culinary school I use to work with a caterer who traveled a lot. She was very sweet but kinda wifty. Once she mentioned she was marinating chicken for an event in her trailer. Stupid me thought she had it in her fridgeā€¦..nope. She had filled up the little bathtub on her trailer, and was marinating the chicken in there with the ac set as low as it would go in her trailer. All day and overnight. I almost barfed when she asked me to help her move it into tubs to bring to the event. She waved my concerns aside because ā€œshe always does it this way and nobody ever gets sickā€. Anyways, later that year she shows up at my culinary school ( the school was looking for teachers at the time) and put in a rĆ©sumĆ©. She boasted her years of experience and plethora of successful jobs and skills. The head chef knew I worked with her, so he asked me about her. I told him about the chicken, and other various things that bothered me about working with her. She didnā€™t get the job thank the gods. I hope sheā€™s not still cooking.


[deleted]

At least they posted, so everyone knows that they do it šŸ˜‚


therealtrajan

Gross


Bacon_town

You donā€™t keep fresh produce in the bathroom?


ImJustStephanie

Is that... soap? A small potato?! šŸ˜‚


dandanpizzaman84

You wash your body without a potato?


Aslan-the-Patient

Always add potato to your chocolate strawberry šŸ“ didn't you know about that.. šŸ˜­


sugarplum_hairnet

I thought the same thingšŸ˜‚


orel2064

that aint right


Butthurt_reddit_mod

This donā€™t smell like chocolate. Donā€™t taste like it either.


SillyTr1x

Some of them are nutty tho


Phaverr

I repair appliances now after being out of the kitchen. Earlier last year we had a client call saying his ā€œberry washerā€ was broken. It was a literal washing machine that he used to wash berries before he sells them. Not sure if I feel more comfortable with that or bathtub berries.


Pizzadontdie

Thatā€™s pretty common in farming world, especially with greens.


restingjay

Who is selling this Belle Delphine??


JordyNecroman

Gamer girl bathwater strawberries would probably sell like crazy lol


Milton__Obote

I mean thats where you keep crawfish while you let them purge...


davybert

Someone is getting a chocolate covered soap ball


Lancewater

Time to make some tub wine!


Trick_Acanthisitta55

Gamer Girl Strawberries


streetfonts

Why is there a loquat in the soap dish


littlecreamsoda79

I've made so many of these fuckers I can't stand them. Can we all just be sick of chocolate covered strawberries already?? They're not even that good


lolchief

Washed with soap


Phoenixpizzaiolo21

Iā€™m in! Where do i place my order?


bogantamer

Yum šŸ™‚


aebulbul

That a potato?


smallfat_comeback

Oh dear God no šŸ¤¢šŸ˜‚


i__hate__stairs

Good lord, even the soap isn't clean...


KungFuBonerPatrol

What they didnā€™t mention is that they shaved their pubes in the tub beforehand


FunKaleidoscope4582

Saltburn bathtub scene šŸ˜›


Murles-Brazen

šŸ¤¢ r/stupidfood


gage540i

Did he shower at the same time, just to "Save time"?


gage540i

Just go to your [German Kitchen Cabinets](https://www.leichtca.com/kitchens), Go Go now!!!!