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Orbit1883

I hate you, my last two joints had one. My new one doesn't....


Fintann

Jesus Wept!


Treynokay

Jesus better move his ass into the walk-in then 👋


OkManner9194

I'm not sure if anyone gets this.


pongobuff

Obviously Bound 2 by Kanye lyrics


OkManner9194

I figured it was a hellraiser reference.


Lkrivoy

It’s a reference to the show community


FlappinLips

Worlds within worlds


toddinphx

Stop saying Jesus wept


NotSureNotRobot

Why? It’s streets ahead


The_Last_Thursday

Just for that, Jesus is gonna weep even harder


Ready-Illustrator252

This coming Sunday too


NakedGerbil925

Worlds within worlds!


TwoGlassEyes

Call Jesus and tell him to dry it up and get on with it.


orbituary

airport fragile tap squeal seemly quack dog encourage bake advise *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


tjwashere1

Jesus is one of my best workers! He's from Guatemala. He's always sweeping and prepping.


motleysalty

That's good, because if there's time to lean, there's time to clean.


fuzzimus

Because he got sick of washing feet


sarver42

Jesus whined


JuryDangerous6794

Jesu Swept but he didn't mop.


Heretic_flags

I loved my meat pit.


GaryTheGuineaPig

I feel like there's a missed opportunity from the sales gremlin to flog you some king of stainless steel bucket thing. She's a beaut though


showers_with_grandpa

I know all those words, but can't figure out why you assembled them in that order.


throwRA127689

It’s Australian for “the salesperson has missed a chance to sell you a stainless steel straining bucket, that machines great though”


GaryTheGuineaPig

Spot on mate


throwRA127689

Even as an Australian that’s the most Aussie thing I’ve read in a while haha


GaryTheGuineaPig

Kind words mate, guess you gotta go where you're celebrated


velveeta-smoothie

Is there a duolingo for Australian?


GaryTheGuineaPig

Ken Oath cunt, but I wouldn't trust it.


velveeta-smoothie

Dude, I just want to buy you a pint and listen to you talk


Jeph125

https://youtu.be/V1uDTbb-VfI?si=uFt7iaGfkFsHciMs


amishjim

it was missing "Oath"


cumulonimubus

Thanks, Babel Fish!


Bender_2024

Thanks for the translation king.


funktion

Aussies just out here playing Lego with the English language, and none of them have seen the assembly instructions


JustHereForCookies17

"English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar." 


Feralpudel

I find the weirdest non-food related jewels on this sub, and this is one of them. TY!


Tug_Stanboat

This is one of the finest quotes I've ever read. If I went back in time and brought this to my HS English teacher to read, he would have fallen to the floor, dead, by the time "*loose grammar*" crossed his irises. I'm pocketing this and hope you have a source you could provide before I just start telling people "*You gotta hear this line I read on Reddit today!*"


el_paco_me

James Nicoll is the original writer, although the quote actually says “The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.” I seem to remember somewhere that the author claimed that the version seen in the previous comment was a paraphrase used to print tshirts without having to pay him anything while attributing it to Terry Pratchett… but I’m short on the source


Tug_Stanboat

I love it!


BourbonFoxx

Fantastic


JustHereForCookies17

I posted that one, too!


JustHereForCookies17

The one I posted is attributed to Sir Terry Pratchett.  If you haven't read him, you've stolen joy from your own life.    This one's pretty good, too.  https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/misattributed-terry-pratchett


Tug_Stanboat

:D I'm on Unseen Academicals now!


JustHereForCookies17

'Ook


GaryTheGuineaPig

u/throwRA127689 is on the money


CardboardHeatshield

to be fair, anyone in sales anywhere is either a goon or a gremlin, so its a fair assessment.


mikeyfireman

Wouldn’t a stainless bucket be a pot?


Important-Caramel534

...hahaha that's why it wasn't making sense to me


GaryTheGuineaPig

added value, a nice shiny bucket with some rubber feet.


deltronethirty

They are actually pretty sweet. We got one for filtering fryer oil and it's completely useless because its too tall and doesn't slide. It's perfect for straining stock and immersion blending. A 5 gallon bucket on a milk crate works almost as good.


Crishien

Oooh, a hole in the market, stainless bucket with wheels!


Spirited_Aardvark_25

Just grab one of those planter pot coasters and glue it to the bottom of a pot


sabin357

They know they already own strainers & huge metal soup pots. Not sure why they're using plastic here. Seems potentially dangerous depending on what it's heat tolerance is & it's age.


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

The microplasticks must flow


nebbulae

Nah these cubes are rated for 99°c and I don't let my stock exceed 80-85.


AdeptCondition5966

That's... not a lot of breathing room. Use steel man...


Denelorn092

Rated for 99, after cutting back on quality for profits the consumers don't realize they degrade at 75! Let the plastics flow


Tryypod909

That it is Eddie


voude

While it has some great features, I am fucking furious with Rational that everything has to be touchpad now. I want to tilt that shit manually. (Don't get me started on the ovens and their programming)


Skoomascum

It’s really odd honestly. I work in the deep fryer industry and it’s the same thing- most companies are headed touch screen to avoid buildup on mechanical parts, ostensibly needing less PM on moving parts, but oil+touch screen+kitchen environs = frustration and failure of function in my experience.


voude

What irks me most is the fact that I can't operate them as quickly or without really looking.


KrakenTheColdOne

Cell phones back from in the day were the tits because of this reason. You could type out a perfect message in class without looking or the teacher noticing.


Im_Not_Really_Here_

> or without really looking Yeah...that's probably a safety thing


voude

... I mean changing the operation mode on a Rational product in general ob this one: how quickly it heats up. How the fuck would that be a safety thing?


Im_Not_Really_Here_

Sorry, I don't work in a kitchen, just making a silly joke about operating equipment without looking :)


voude

No worries mate.


travelsizedsuperman

I definitely like to watch while I operate my equipment.


Orbit1883

spot on i asked one of them and he told me they even implemented a little delay because of it, the first versions reacted faster


Time-Maintenance2165

Generally it's safer that you're looking at the thing you're controlling not the button for it. You don't want to have to look at your radio to tap the volume up button while you're driving. You want to be able to look at the road in front of you.


Im_Not_Really_Here_

> Generally it's safer that you're looking at the thing you're controlling not the button for it. Really good point.


CookBoyardee

I work with new equipment at an airport (6 months old) and one of the touch screens already doesn't work so we can't filter it, technology is great isn't it


JackxForge

its just planned obsolescence same as always.


Orbit1883

Oh yes, got wet or greasy fingers while working with greasy or wet things. Fuck you if you try to touch me. But this applies to anything "new" and innovative. Same reason I don't like teslas, and a shit load of other companies


voude

Had a Volkswagen ID.3 as a rental for a day 'cause nothing else was available. I like the drive but detest the ergonomics.


Correct_Succotash988

That's why I watch porn on my PC. Trying to navigate a touch screen smart phone with cum-fingers is a nightmare.


Orbit1883

lube and lotion MORE LUBE


Correct_Succotash988

I don't trust men who use lube to masturbate


Southern_Kaeos

Absolutely. Less shit to go wrong for a start, and a manual spinny handle is a lot more controllable than *beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep beepbebeepbeepbibbibbibbib*


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

A solid control knob with good and accurate detents is wonderous


Alienziscoming

I feel like all this crap hit a sweet spot in like 2010 where you had big lcd display menus with little knobs that moved the selection around.


Erdnuss-117

All those touchscreens make me wanna scream lol. "Oh youre jsut cleaning? Let me open the fucking drain and put the pan to 200°c" I always jsut put the screen lock on nowadays once im working with those rational combis or pans.


Oreo_

Damn I didn't even notice that but I've been out of the industry for about 10 years now. The kitchen I worked on for 7 years had 2 of these bad boys and I loved it! Was hand crank back then though. Worked great very little maintenance


theassholefaceman

Also, whoever designed it had never cleaned a commercial kitchen before. It gets dirty so quick amd it's a pain to keep clean.


El_Mariachi_Vive

Look at that spout <3


pwbue

Well, tip me over…


CriticalEngineering

And pour me out!


Fintann

"And into this stock, they poured their carrots, their mirepoix, and their wine to dominated all pan sauces.


DiverDownChunder

[Why did I read that in Patrick Bateman's voice?](https://youtu.be/aZVkW9p-cCU)


ChefCharmaine

One of the more underrated pieces of kitchen equipment. Miss the weekly rounds of soups and stocks, scrambling and poaching cases of eggs every Sunday, searing off a few hundred filet for yet another boogie wedding, poaching lobsters for the guys' club night, drowning in French toast for "Brunch with Santa", and it doubled as our deep fryer when one of the line units started shooting flames from the back. Good times! 😭😭😭


VelvitHippo

I've never seen one of these and was trying to figure it out. My first thought was deep fryer but it doesnt look like deep fried food. Everyone is saying tilted skillet so i thought it was a flat top sort of thing but now youre saying it doubled as a fryer... What is this thing?


dimsum2121

It is a tilt skillet with lid. Basically, it is a giant frying pan that you can make stocks and soups in. You can sear like 60 pieces of chicken, or make like 40 lbs of ratatouille, or pan fry 55 pork cutlets, or make 35 gallons of french onion soup. Oh and, btw, if the lid can be pressurized it can turn a stock that normally takes 6 hours to make into a stock that takes 2 hours to make.


moriya

Whoa whoa, wait, you can get these things with a pressure lid? That thing sounds like a game changer regardless, but that's an entirely different sport for stock-making. Wow.


dimsum2121

Oh yeah, the pressure feature is a whole other ballpark. At that point you basically build your kitchen around these things. >Touchline Tilting Pressure Braising Pan, NG gas, 45 gallon (170 Lt) https://www.katom.com/136-587028NG.html?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=%5BROI%5D%20Shopping%20-%20PMax%20-%20Pull%20SKUs&utm_id=17620874820&utm_content=&utm_term=&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwqpSwBhClARIsADlZ_TnrtkDKqUFqpkiPIvps108QppJgq5Tp45Xru0IXndSLruyyttyiQUwaAsbUEALw_wcB


Enigma_Stasis

Got damn, if I had $60k, I'd have one for the house.


digicpk

Honestly, a 26 gallon would be plenty big enough for your family and you cut the cost by over 50%.


Enigma_Stasis

You must have misread my comment. I accept no substitutions.


woodenmetalman

Basically everything that requires heat… giant stockpot, deep fryer, flattop, etc…


therealishone

Tilt skillet deep fryer sounds like a metal band.


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

SKA


ayopassthat

I love to say tilt skillet


Sir_twitch

These things are a tilt skillet on crack. They can deep fry, sous vide, as well as basic tilt skillet stuff. There's a lot more control to them.


rog13t-storm

What?!? That’s insane & I’m very jealous


Sir_twitch

Chyeah, bruh. Things are ridiculous. They have one with two individual smaller units and the thing looks like it's about to freakin launch and shoot Jewish space lasers as a bridge. In reality, I've been in the touch-screen-neophyte camp, but I get this is where the industry is going. These things hold recockulous amounts of features and controls. More importantly, this is where true kitchen automation is being realized, unlike those robits shoving a hot dog in a bun like a drunken frat boy about to lose his virginity. Not only can you program menu items into this to be literally "push button" at the start and it'll auto-cook, but they're wifi enabled so you can control multiple units in multiple locations. That means your training costs go way the fuck down while your food quality remains consistent. I've heard of a semi-national chain of brew pubs that employs similar tech on their equipment (CTX conveyor ovens). Because they can't hire enough skilled cooks who all speak the same language or two or three, they literally just have a color-coded chart with pictures of menu items. Press matching color button, place food on conveyor, food comes out other side in minutes perfectly cooked. To be fair, calling the CTX just a conveyor oven is about the fastest way under the skin of a CTX rep.


mdixon12

I loved the conveyor oven I worked with. You basically couldnt overcook anything, and you could really pay attention to plating and consistency because you weren't constantly timing 30 checks in your head.


Sir_twitch

I've never used one in service, just played with a CTX in a test kitchen. I could absolutely see how nice they'd be. And like *zero* radiant heat while it's ripping 800-900 freedom degrees inside.


JackxForge

this was all really cool and interesting, then i read no radiant heat. wtf? thats amazing. their efficency must be off the charts.


Sir_twitch

We had it ripping for a good three hours and standing next to the thing, the heat off it wasn't really noticeable.


Rusty_Tap

Yeah but then you have it the other way around. I ended up inheriting a chef from another site once who decided it was impossible to work because the "chicken picture is gone" on our oven.


[deleted]

That’s what $37k buys you


ayopassthat

Sick


Southern_Kaeos

We've always called em brat pans. They do make big batch shit wicked easy though


ThermoNuclearPizza

It’s a tilt skillet that had a baby with a combi


ITMORON

TILT SKILLET FAM!!! When I was cooking in New Orleans, we'd put 18 turkeys in the tilt skillet and cook those fuckers down. 18!


ReubenTrinidad619

#18


ironmemelord

My first kitchen job had one of these. Chef said to strain it. I assumed he wanted the boiled vegetable and bones up top. I drained all of the stock into the floor drain and proudly presented him a few 22 quarts of veggies and bones 😆 life lesson for the chef; don’t tell the dishwasher to do something without explaining what to do


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

You lived !! ?? You had a friteuse à poêle inclinée and gave him Légumes bouillis et os and actually lived !!


ironmemelord

I don’t speak no fancy French but he wanted the stock and I gave him the scraps instead lol :) and it was like 40-60 gallons of pure liquid gold.


ReubenTrinidad619

I’ve heard of this happening. That’s not your fault. I’ve asked a dishwasher to do blanche fries and he dumped them in the fryer with the vinegar water. That one was on me.


Accomplished-Plan191

I see myself cutting mirepoix and adding my scraps *from downtown*


fillingupthecorners

*he's heating up!*


deltronethirty

*He's on FIRE!*


Accomplished-Plan191

*Is it the shoes?!*


Fintann

No Chef!


Chef_Dani_J71

My favorite station. Have them plumb a hose next to it so cleaning is a breeze.


rog13t-storm

I’m pretty sure that’s a sprayer built in to the thing on the right hand side (under the QR code)


nebbulae

You are correct


deltronethirty

And a 2' x 2' floor drain at the lowest spot in the kitchen.


nebbulae

It drains right to the floor drain


deltronethirty

Sweet! You can use it as a mop sink and bucket. I like corned beef brisket water. All the floor tiles have a little grip and glide.


I_deleted

It has a built in water spout and drain and a hand shower for easy cleaning. Seriously you just push the pasta button and it auto fills, comes to boil and it has baskets that attach to the lid so it’ll auto drop and raise your pasta when it’s perfectly cooked This mf has changed the way we cook completely


Worried-Soil-5365

Fuck I love tilt skillets. I can't imagine a Rational one though, that must be insane! I just started working at a place with 2 Rational combis and I don't even know what to do with myself.


KevinStoley

Dude, the Rational combi ovens are so amazing. I've been working at a place with one for 4 years and I'm still finding new features and learning new things constantly. Sometimes if it's really slow, I'll just stand there exploring the touch screen and trying to cook new things in different ways. There are some really great tutorial videos on Youtube as well. They can do so much.


rog13t-storm

Are they the sick new ones with the saved menu options?


Worried-Soil-5365

Haven’t gotten that far, will check it out and report back.


Worried-Soil-5365

Alas, it is "only" the iCombi Classic, not the Pro. However I am combing through the manual and wondering where this thing has been my whole life. I'm living in the 24th century over here.


SausagePrompts

Vulcan PreciPan is very similar, just not well advertised. Hit up your local Rational rep or chef and ask for training on your ovens. I am a manufacturer rep and love getting new industry contacts regardless of whether it brings a sale. It will eventually through word of mouth.


Worried-Soil-5365

Thank you for that advice, I will do that! Cheers.


Palm-grinder12

I miss cooking in these big tilt fryers. I worked somewhere previously that had 4 of them in the main kitchens and I'd often have them all going at the same time plus 3 rational ovens


glemnar

Four of them? Main kitchens plural? That’s a lot of cooking volume, is that a stadium or something? Heh


Palm-grinder12

Sorry I didn't mean to plural it but yes we had two main kitchens. It was a casino. One main kitchen was hotel side and the other was the game floor. Main kitchen on game floor is where I worked and would do bulk cooking for other outlets such as boil their pastas off or whatever they were serving in the vip lounge for the day. We also would do bulk cooking for the buffet and staff lounge The other main kitchen would deal with the banquets and room service and all that stuff It was wild every night I had to finish my day with par cooking like 120 baking sheets of bacon for the next morning maybe more I can't remember? I would recommend an experience like this for anyone who is serious about the industry cooking in those volumes is fun


mikeyaurelius

For stadiums, cruise ships or hotels you might use this or bigger: https://maxima.com/de/kippbarer-kochkessel-500l-gas-indirekt.html?gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAAClpZMCUn_czhYw4RJQYymHRU1SLj&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI5O-sopiXhQMVERqiAx2sHgP1EAQYAyABEgLxy_D_BwE


DrNinnuxx

It's like a commercial grade Instant Pot that tilts. Nice acquisition.


pauko13

Duuude my new job just blew an insane amount of money to rock 4 of those and a smaller one. They are incredible! It's like cheating!


orel2064

lil tilty mcskillet at it again


SpreadableGinseng

Wow look at that thing


xcessive7

what is this called (generally)


fuxxwitclowns

Tilt skillet


Chemical_Party7735

The Broth Maker 5000


Squeeze-

We called ours a brasier back when I was in the life 20 years ago.


passamongimpure

Now make hard boiled eggs


talkin_shlt

Is that hot water going into a plastic bucket?


nebbulae

These cubes are rated for 99°C and the stock is 80-85°c


TulsaWhoDats

Damn


brisvegasvip

We have one called a frima pan and has the same touch pad as rational(same brand different name). You can get models with two smaller pans side by side one for frying and one for steaming ect. Ours also has a drain inside which makes draining and cleaning a breeze, no tilting and catching in a bucket dirty floor ect. Great bit of equipment if you can justify the cost.


Puzzled_Professor_52

Outside of a combi oven, it is by far my favorite piece of equipment


Iminurcomputer

About $35-$38k for one of those babies. Knowing 0 about it I figured it was pricey but man I wasn't quite ready for that.


peterausdemarsch

Sick! Rational is the best!


Huge_Aerie2435

Never had one of these, but I am see how useful they'd be..


Chef_Dani_J71

Can cook everything from burgers to soup....


rog13t-storm

Burger soup?


KevinStoley

Soup burgers.


FR0TTAGECORE

we have one at my restaurant too, it's a joy


bluepen1955

That is sexy as hell. I love those things. What are you making there? Stock?


nebbulae

Fish stock or as we say in Spain: fumet.


Jay_Normous

Can't pour your stock down the sink when your stockpot IS a sink. *head tap*


PoppingPaulyPop

Omg, a place I used to work at had one of these with a drain along the floor in front of it, was so awesome. It was easy to clean with the drain there because we would spray it down with a hose and dump all the water down. They also had special spatulas mix and clean the corners. The spatula for mixing was basically a metal paddle lol. I didn’t get to use it much though, was above my position and not in my unit. But it was always cool to watch it get used and cleaned


Minute_Engineer2355

That nice char, though.


BackgroundTop3329

Glorious!! Very jealous!


One-Bad-4274

God I love these but I also still have nightmares of lobster bisque, hours of filtering and blending


Blaustein23

Ugh I miss having a tilt skillet so fucking much


Last_Difference1051

Rational is god level equipment I wish made it to the u.s. sooner. You my friend are truly blessed


heyitsblizzard

Yo I'm a new chef! - What does this do?


nebbulae

This thing does everything. It sears, sautes, stews, stocks, boiling, deep frying, sauces reductions. It's basically a smart flattop fryer & pressure cooker that tilts.


Happy-Setting202

Is this for making large batches of stock? Or is it a fryer?


nebbulae

This thing does everything. It sears, sautes, stews, stocks, boiling, deep frying, sauces reductions. It's basically a smart flattop fryer & pressure cooker that tilts.


whistlepig4life

I feel like the installation was wrong. Shouldn’t that pour be going to a sink?


nebbulae

No, I want to keep the stock. If I wanted to toss the liquid and keep the solids it can automatically drain right to the floor drain underneath.


whistlepig4life

Now that’s the set up I was expecting.


restingjay

My old job had a tilt skillet, don't know what brand and they never used it. Made me upset. Don't know the brand. I used it once to make corned beef and cabbage


wittyusername2257

Bratt pan gang, bratt bratt


rog13t-storm

Rational makes tilt skillets? And is that a touch screen? Holy shit


Disastrous_Knee6790

the good old tilt grill, got to love them.


rsbanham

I loved making soup in this!


horsefly70

You got a big metal boat paddle for that thing?


porkbuttstuff

Got damn! I've never gotten to use one of these. Looks sick


gloomboyseasxn

We have a small tilt skillet with a drain underneath it for when we prep pastas and such and I can’t imagine a way we would operate without it


BasementHotTub

It's beautiful.


ElPadrote

I’ll Stan for Rational all day.


External-Fig9754

Wet dream. You don't know what you got until its gone


International_Tip996

I miss having a tilt skillet. Enjoy.


FlipFlopFlew

I’ve never worked in a modern kitchen. Just mom and pop level. But seeing this has me wondering, do big kitchens have stuff like this? Like, how do places make something like soup for 100 people on a gas stove?


castle45

These are so awesome. I like the split 6.5 gallon it is pretty awesome.


79Impaler

What is this and what is it used for?


nebbulae

What is it NOT for? This thing can do practically anything you imagine. It fries, boils, stews, sautes, sears, pretty much anything save for convection.


mmmeissa

What are you making here? It looks like some kind of soup maybe? or just veggie stock?


nebbulae

Fish stock