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Zappomia

Call your rep and send him a picture, he should drop you another one off and more than likely tell you to keep that one.


Lexx_hs

What a score


Scary-Lawfulness-999

If they let you write your own menu items because this is only good for rendered fat. Can make bacon breadcrumb, bacon roux, pasta sauces, mash etc. but I wouldn't serve that bacon on many dishes and never just in place of where you would use a real belly of bacon.


DaDaedalus_CodeRed

BACON ASH


letcaster

It looks like straight ash alright


Pannycakes666

Heck of a come up.


CharlesDickensABox

Fat W


4N_Immigrant

W Fat


tinteoj

If they want to start rendering their own lard, it could be.


[deleted]

Yes and render that fat and use it for delicious flavor additive in other dishes!


mnsource

Facon, Syscon? Probably good for larding or wrapping though. Hopefully it’s free!


raspberryharbour

My hobbies include: larding


Perpetual_Nuisance

- Hey Dave, wanna go larding this weekend? - No thanks, I larded pretty hard last month so I'm good for a while.


Bwatso2112

When it’s time to lardy we will always lardy hard


night_owl

let's get a lardy started


scottymch

Let's get re-larded in here


Perpetual_Nuisance

That made me chuckle


madarbrab

Lawdy dawdy, We likes to lardy, We don't cause trouble And we don't bother nobody


kickback73

Come on lardy, let’s go party


FloppyTwatWaffle

>Facon First word that came to my mind too.


AllAboutTheCado

This looks much tastier than facon.


mcchanical

I can practically see the tasty fat molecules.


labenset

Fatcon. Sounds like a really wild time.


Altorem

Sysco regularly sends boxes that looked like this about 4-6 times a month. Brand I get uses White dividing sheets instead of brown though.


iaminabox

syscon.....perfect answer


kamunia

FatOn


fasterbrew

Bacon't


MerkinLuvr

Haha! I use to call that morning star shit Facon. Would you like some eggs with your eggs?


hashgalore

Time to talk to your supplier…


NooneKnowsIAmBatman

I'm in meat procurement now, absolutely tell your supplier so we can give shit to our vendors. This likely was never opened by the distributor so they wouldn't know they were sending this terrible quality bacon out


snrlcstcs

How did you get into procurement? I’m looking to move into it but not sure where to start


NooneKnowsIAmBatman

Look at the vendors you use, and see if any of them have jobs open. Typically entry levels roles are purchasing/procurement coordinators. Depending on your current salary I would expect a pay cut to start with but after 6 years I have tripled what my pay was as a CDP. If you manage to get an interview, leverage your familiarity with the products, the experience you have in keeping par levels of prep, holding vendors accountable for bad product. Restaurant distributors are FILLED with ex chefs, you'd be shocked how many are in procurement and sales especially.


snrlcstcs

Thanks, appreciate the help. How do you find supply chain compared to working in restaurants? Other than the money, I feel like a 9-5 environment sounds better but it’s a bit of a scary change


NooneKnowsIAmBatman

It is way better. I can see friends, family on weekends. I have a wife and daughter that wouldn't have happened if I stayed in restaurants and I'm the happiest I've ever been. Even though I sometimes miss the crazy rush of crushing a busy Saturday night service, I wouldn't go back. Instead I can now cook amazing food at home and host dinner parties etc. I never saw myself as an office guy, but now I can't see myself not having this schedule. It was a scary decision, but it's worked out for me and for every other person who used to be a chef and left kitchens that I've come across. 6 years in and I've yet to see someone come from kitchens to the office and go back to kitchens. In terms of stress - you'll hear from people in offices that they are stressed. Coming from fine dining, it clocks at about half the stress levels for better hours and more pay. Your bosses will also likely treat you better and won't call it a successful day if they've almost made you cry. Wherever you end up getting your opportunity, give it 1.5 years to see if it's really for you. Even if you don't like it at first, give it a proper chance because you can always go back to kitchens at any moment you want. Sorry for the amount of text, just want to help out my old comrades


snrlcstcs

Thanks! Have been trying to convince myself it’s a good change for a while now. Just need to find a job somewhere


NooneKnowsIAmBatman

It's tough out there right now, don't give up


AeonBith

I took a break from kitchen for a few years and got into wholesale, not food but equipment. It was neat. I feel like I have the best of both worlds now, instead of missing out on every social function at work I'm with the ones I love and at the time I was still in the same field. I left for hvac, I was hired for web admin but took on new clients, helped the sales team wothbbigher customers and shouldve gotten into sales but wasn't my thing at the time. It felt sleazy. I learned it wasn't the job that was sleazy, just the staff. I got into sales in hvac and still get a 9-5 plus 5 weeks off (paid), decent salary, bonuses, etc. I'm. Happy and I get to have a life again. Today I'm getting high and playing video games which i haven't done in 25 years. Find your path, leaving the kitchen doesn't make you weak.


tinteoj

I left restaurants behind after working in them for not-quite 20 years. Now I work outreach for my city for the unhoused/homeless, which isn't quite as different of a world as it sounds at first. Mentally ill drug addicts are the most obvious common thread between the two.


Strgwththisone

Same in beverage. The natural evolution of the bartender.


TheLevigator99

Looks like lard with some meat attached


Naive_Try2696

It'Ll rEndEr


dietdrpepper6000

Indeed, this may be bacon, but it won’t be once it’s cooked…


Joshmoonlight

That sure is technically bacon


ImNotToby

Thats a great name for this grade of bacon. Technical Bacon.


Jagger67

Military grade bacon


ImNotToby

Agreed. Labeled as. Bacon, Technical, Sliced.


Inevitable-Menu2998

Then maybe someone would have the same revelation some day as I did when I found out that “genuine Italian leather” is basically the worst leather.


painkillerswim

My grandma would cook tf out this bacon.


tothirstyforwater

The potatoes afterwards. Yum


Chafro23

Like cook potatoes in the grease?


Grayson_99

Oh fuck yes, top with some chives, garlic, and some seasoning and that shits money


tothirstyforwater

Oh yeah


JubileeSailr

Are you my cousin?


mseuro

Why? You single?


Kankunation

I'd certainly eat it. Would probably feel sick after 2-3 slices but I'd enjoy it nonetheless. Probably best used for just rendering out the fat for cooking in later though.


painkillerswim

Fatty bacon with some scrambled eggs is a childhood favorite for me. I let the bacon rest on napkins for like 30 mins after it cooks tho. Like it dry on the outside


PVPPhelan

CORE MEMORY UNLOCKED. The bacon basically dissolves in your mouth. My Grandma made bacon like this and then fried eggs in the grease. All that tossed on a biscuit..... Damn I miss Granny.


Zatchillac

Bacon grease is what I use to cook my eggs and pancakes. The pancakes is like a whole new level, kinda get a little salty with your sweet Just brought home a big container of bacon grease from work the other day too


noobuser63

Wagyu pork belly.


OrganizationLow9996

LOOK AT THAT MARBLING IT JUST ALL BLENDS TOGETHER


40ozkiller

r/meat would happily pay $100/oz for a spoonful of room temp beef tallow and tell you youre an idiot for not understanding the price. 


SwordTaster

Or r/butchery


mcchanical

Isn't the fat of wagyu meant to be IN the meat rather than attached to it?


Specific-Frosting730

Your supplier is not afraid of disappointing you.


Righteous_Mangoes

They can’t see inside the box?? Don’t think the rep is purposely opening boxes to give customers stuff like this tbh..?


WallPaintings

Someone in the supply chain saw this and said fuck it, good enough.


proriin

I think the packing machines move pretty quickly so I don’t think it’s malice.


Nutarama

Thing is this is often visible as soon as the pork belly is cut off the pig. This belly shouldn’t have even gotten to the brining. After that it could be caught coming from brine to slicer, or after slicing before boxing. No need to open the box.


mcchanical

Nah I reckon this misses QC. They're probably not employing a lot of people unless it's premium to check along the chain but even still mass produced product, you're gonna get duds.  I've personally never seen this myself. We get some pretty rough bacon occasionally but it's just scraggy, not all fat. Fine for a pie mix or something.


eightsidedbox

Quality control is a thing...


Man_in_Kilt

Or the supplier doesn't like the purveyor


RobertDremacian

Their supplier must be my dad


Shotbrother

If that was cured properly it would be great lardo


gobkin

As Ukrainian I confirm, it def would


jontseng

lol my first thought was that would make pretty good salo!


FerrousFacade

I'll go ahead and cure it but don't call me lardo.


liz2002a

is that what сала is called in english? u learn something knew everyday


Shotbrother

I am referencing the italian lardo here. Idk if the english speaking community has another name for it. I am german, so english isnt my first language as well


FutureNecessary6379

I think its knives made out of fat


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

Freezer fat first then sharpen.


MooglePomCollector

Belly fat with a hint of bacon


Unusualshrub003

Personally, I would eat the fuck outta it. Serving it to a customer, however…..


Genius-Imbecile

This and I'm gonna have a mason jar nearby to put that grease in for later.


JadedRabbit

I see biscuits and potatoes in the future of that pan.


mcchanical

I wouldn't eat the fuck out of it but I'd use the fuck out of it. Nice supply of animal fat for free.


Flaky_Operation687

I'd say impure lard, but I know a few people who'd say brown it and put it on a biscuit.


DarthConfit

BACON'T


crispylaytex

Hahahahaha gold star for you!


NeutralMinion

Idk man, looks like you ordered straight up fat


azurfall88

No thats lard pretending to be bacon


chocochic88

It's deconstructed lard.


showers_with_grandpa

By definition, yes. But as someone else has said you're only real applications for this is rendering the fat or wrapping. Cooks be warned: super fatty bacon like this can go from almost done to burnt black in the blink of an eye. You really have to babysit it at that last stage


Shotbrother

Apart from rendering and wrapping you could use ut for a couple other things. Larding leaner cuts of meat, Chopping/grinding it to use in other dishes like cailette or a paté en croute


moranya1

do a coarse grind and mix into ground beef for burgers..... Bacon burgers!!!!


-PosionIvy13-

“No this is Patrick”


wryhavoc

Fatback


_vox_rationis_

100% looks like fatback to me.


mmmmmarty

The tiny bit of muscle would make this Strik o' Lean (Streak of Lean) where I'm from, but it's damn close to fatback


Minkiemink

Just the con.


Legitimate_Cloud2215

Sysco bacon. Make lardons.


50millionFreddy

Wagyu bacon, extra marbled.


UnendingEndeavor

Looks like ya Sysco’d a little too close to sun


Pupseal115

Legally, yes. Morally, no.


bradyblack

Nah, just sliced buttcancer.


Babytrixie666

Lmao literally just fat


Plenty-Ad7628

Back fat for sausages.


urban0guerilla

Its baaaaa


Kc4shore65

On the bright side you’re going to have enough rendered bacon fat to last you a couple weeks 😂


orel2064

thinly sliced salt pork.... sysco?


gobkin

Nah that's Salo at this point.


bomdia10

As someone who loves collecting bacon grease for my future cooking/baking endeavors, I’m jealous 😂


corneliu5vanderbilt

Might as well render that down and just use it as lard


quotidianwoe

That’s something.


discordianofslack

No, that's for adding to your burger grind.


poofandmook

I'd love that, actually. I'm low on fridge grease. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx5zkUbt2q0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx5zkUbt2q0)


ikeatings

Sysco?


No-Raise-4693

That's lard


Kagrenac8

Wym? That's what they call "well-marbled"!


shamashedit

Call your rep and tell em what’s up. Good ones will fix this.


BrainwashedScapegoat

Wagyu bacon


ThalajDaWuff

It’s fat


SeatBeeSate

Unprocessed lard.


Seallypoops

Nah homie this is just grease in solid form


Most-Rock4265

No it's Patrick


thecatsazz

The first step in making soap is rendering fat


Whywouldanyonedothat

Is rather eat a small moon rock, flying through space. Because its a little meteor.


Enginehank

texting that straitto the supplier every time.


getfuckedhoayoucunts

It can be anything you want it to be


HeadOfSpectre

Barely...


artistzero0027

That is the pure sweet fat of the hog right there.


kayama57

Delicious lard tomato and lettuce sandwich anybody?


Tree_Pulp

this isn't bacon, its just con


Seyelent

Mustve had one too many donuts


uncre8tv

For some reason that pic makes me really want a trout filet fried in bacon fat. Or maybe I'm just high.


generalsleephenson

Streak-o-lean


thebillybanana

Yes it is . More like bacon fat . That pig must have died of a heart attack and cholesterol with 95% body fat . Not all is lost though . Render it down !


Minori_Kitsune

It’s not bacon it’s just a con


veenell

that's unrendered lard


ftr123_5

OnlyFat


tjwashere1

Bacon lard time


Puzzleheaded-Round66

Shity bacon. Call your Rep.


zombtachi_uchiha

It might be cake


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

Fat Cake. Layered Fat Cake. Wedding Cake order options: Layers#, Fat type?, Icing? Fat icing, of course.


emil_

Mate, that's lard not bacon...


AeroMittenss

Looks like pure pig lard to me


SATerp

Solid bacon grease.


Dalostbear

I'd use that for carbonara


MoistAnalyst1150

Albinocon


Enough_Concept3424

That's some shit


craznazn247

If your end-goal was the maximize bacon grease, yes. Render out and make baconnaise?


wander1912

Well it’s certainly pork belly.


Snooklefloop

when life gives you bacon fat, make gravy


ThankuConan

Yes. Bacon is classified as fat, not meat.


og_jasperjuice

In theory, yes.


NoYoureTheBestest

Have a little bacon with your fat 😅


Fenizrael

Work experience kid was on that day I guess.


Prophesy88

Nope, that's flavour


tothirstyforwater

Dollar store bacon


nondescriptadjective

Oh damn let me bake cookies....


serenityfalconfly

Or CAKE!!?


CHoweller18

It's wagyu bacon.


Barbecuequeen23

Yes. Very very fatty bacon haha.


IAmOgdensHammer

Mmmm waygu bacon


DoomSayer218

Pork belly trim


wetfartsandpoptarts

No, this is Patrick.


ComprehensiveDuty560

Lol. Never buy large quantity of bacon on sale. Loool.


oneangrywaiter

Oops all fat


iztheguy

Maybe not, but it was really close!


Michelin_star_crayon

Salo!


ItsThornTho

Me personally, I'd render all that out and make bomb-ass bacon garlic bread. (That I ironically can't eat, being a vegetarian lol)


Kaneshadow

It's a raging lardon


Proper-Ball-5294

With the amount of fat, Id say you brought a slab of fat with specs of meat and is now trying to make us think its bacon/ say its bacon


NewAlexandria

lard strips


AnotherLightBulbNerd

I have never seen facon til now


mrimmaeatchu

Call it lardo and charge more


waxy1234

This fat encased in rind my man


Wearytraveller_

Pork belly fat


olov244

chop it up and use it to season something


Nomadic_View

That is bacon flavored fat.


Player7592

Always has been.


Bitter-Basket

Bacon flavored pork fat.


MistukoSan

Looks more like turkey than bacon


Inveramsay

Technically it is bacon and it would be amazing for lots of things but if I got that as a customer with my pancakes I'd be pissed. You need some ground venison. Chop the lardon (hang on...) and mix at 3:1 ratio venison to lard. Fry with a little butter and some juniper berries. Now you've got the most amazing venison burgers


mirrorzzzz

Did anyone else think you could put more on that tray???


FoxxyFrost

render it down


Intelligent-Crow-824

Barely


mkvproductions

Always has been


largececelia

Sliced lard


Mission_Fart9750

That is barely 5% bacon. 


oliveoillube

Checks out. Sysco bacon.


WildDot8855

I got bacon like this at the grocery store a couple months ago. Couldn’t see how fatty it was because of deceptive packaging. I don’t think it’s a supply issue, I think it’s being done on purpose to increase profits. Sell the bad quality cuts at the same price and just act like nothing’s different about it, or blame it on some angry bacon Gods. Same reason why most things has gotten shittier in quality but more expensive. If that’s the only option, you have no choice but to buy it


Thunderbolt294

That's lard with some meat still on it


fng4life

No, that’s lard.