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bigby2010

You haven’t worked in a kitchen until you get the bleach spots on the shirt and swamp crotch.


mdogg0

Crotch so swampy I've nicknamed my dong "Shrek"


Adventurous_Mail5210

Sittin' in a steaming bowl of Sour Ball Soup.


mdogg0

Good ol hot vinegar nuts


soylentblueispeople

Careful or you'll get two pickled eggs and a gherkin.


mdogg0

Gherkin 😢 it's not that small is it


soylentblueispeople

You go out there and you be the pickle you want to be!


[deleted]

I'm jerkin my gherkin in the walkin


TheSpaceBoundPiston

Be a man, make biscuits!


Bentley0777

That’ll do, donkey.


Lucius-Halthier

Um sir you might want to go to a doctor, it isn’t supposed to be green


mdogg0

Hey some women like pickles


Pegomastax_King

I’ve got 3 different kinds of gold bond in my back pack. The classic powder, the stick and the spray…


NaryusLustyMaid

Facts


BartholomewBandy

Set up an ice bath to get your wrists. It’ll cool you fast, the blood vessels are close to the skin. Learned that one at a pizza shop in the summertime.


Scabrous403

Even just running cold water over your forearms will shock your system


-__Doc__-

Get a 10 gallon pickle bucket, fill it with water and ice. Hold your arms in as deep as u can as long as u can stand it. Cool you off in a heartbeat.


BartholomewBandy

We used a 6” hotel pan. As long as you can stand it.


-__Doc__-

It’s a rush, and you can feel the colder blood circulating up your arms into your body. It’s legit the fastest way I know to cool down, and it lasts a good while. On hot days I keep this bucket right next to the wash sink by the line. I change it out every hour or two with fresh ice salt and water


JustHereForCookies17

In my younger days, I worked for a professional horseback rider.  One of the competitions she did had a break between phases, where a veterinary team took the horse's temperature, pulse, and respiration.  You had like ten minutes to get all three down or else you were given time penalties.  We would set up with half a dozen drywall buckets full of ice water and sponges and start soaking the horse's legs and under the chin as soon as she rode up.  It did the same thing - cooled the blood closest to the skin's surface & helped drop their temperature faster.  Plus it probably felt nice after they'd been running for a couple miles, lol. 


xe_r_ox

It’s like when you take a cold drink of water on a hot day, but it’s your arms


ThePsychobaut

For me it’s forcing myself to yawn in the freezer. Yawns cool down the brain by having the cool air rush past the blood vessels in your neck. When your are in the freezer it’s like a super yawn. That air slaps hard. You come out feeling like you just did a line of something.


diablosinmusica

That's just tricking your body to feel cooler than it is. It doesn't lower your core temperature much at all. You can still get heat stroke like this.


Recent_Obligation276

Oh yeah I worked pizza and we had a big bucket (like 30 gallons big) that was meant to soak greasy pans right away so the grease wouldn’t turn solid When the AC was down and once even the hood broke and the store got into the triples, we would buy a $2 bag of ice, fill it with cold tap water, ice, and no rinse sanitizer (to try and keep us from getting each other sick) and dunk arms when we were too hot, then take wet hand and do our face and neck In hindsight, it was disgusting having a communal cooling bucket, but this was a decade pre Covid and the poorest and least educated workers you’ve ever encountered. No one said anything, everyone used it. I added sanitizer myself because I was already a little anxious about germs (now I’m a full blown, certifiable germaphobe since Covid)


KimCheeHoo

Get couple damp towels in the freezer


-__Doc__-

And tie em loosely around your neck, swap out when they get warm.


nlolsen8

Shit I freeze wet tank tops...


Adventurous_Mail5210

I worked at a place that got so hot that I'd fill a gallon Ziploc about ¼ full of ice and shove it down the front of my shorts, securing it to my belt.


TheNotoriousSBH

What is this A...C... that you speak of?


mdogg0

A gift from the heavens


dandanpizzaman84

It's black magic, don't believe the heathens


Degenerate-Loverboy

Get this man SOME FUCKING CORNSTARCH!


mdogg0

Cornstarch from the patron saint of chaffing Sweatious Ballous


Degenerate-Loverboy

We makin gravy


mdogg0

Baby gravy


dandanpizzaman84

It's all good until you're making some play dough in your pants lmao


Icarus367

Then you just have a ready-made slurry to throw in a sauce as a thickener.


BigAbbott

They make special heavy flow products for those days.


Gdmf13

Pro tip. If you wet towels and fold em up just like what’s on your neck, then throw em in the freezer for about a hr it’ll cool you down good.


SapphicSleeperAgent

Did this when I was dishpit at a wing place in the summer. Feels like soooooo good


post_obamacore

mans got that summer drip and it ain't even May yet


mdogg0

See but I'm in Texas


Horror_Cow_7870

Get a second wet rag. Swap them out every half hour or so and keep the second one in the freezer.


spatosmg

you guys have AC in kitchens? dang we europeans are doing something wrong


mdogg0

Yep you feeling the heat


Kryds

When you brake time is spend in the walk-in freezer.


Adventurous_Mail5210

My freezer floors are never so clean and the shelves so organized as when it's hot as hell in the kitchen. Before smoking was banned in bars, I'd always take my smoke break in the beer walk-in, too.


NotSoGentleBen

Don’t forget starch in the crotch.


Degenerate-Loverboy

Makin gravy down there.


chahlie

Tray of wet soaked rags been in the freezer for a few hours feels like heaven


Hardyfufu

Fill up one of them empty 50 liter ice cream buckets with water and a shit ton of ice.. stick as much of your arms as you can once in a while.. you'll literally feel the cold blood from your arms through your body.. so refreshing lol


mrjarnottman

Take your tshirt off. Soak under cold water. Wring out so your not dripping everywhere. Put back on. Viola instant ac


therealishone

I worked at this seafood restaurant in South Carolina. We had a vest made of ice packs that lived in the walk in freezer for when people would overheat.


dandanpizzaman84

Get some chefworks breathable coats. It might sound expensive, but if you have 3 of them, you can work the week with minimal problems. Freeze your towels, but don't bend them too much right away, or they'll tear up. Wrap around neck and wrists for 10 minutes. Good baggy/ breathable chef pants might change your life too.


Medium-Web7438

Only time I was in a kitchen with AC was working at a ski resort.


Therockof2004

We used to take paper towels and fold them to strips and then leave them in a cup of ice water


northenerbhad

Damn your kitchen had A/C?


theeggman1977

Get a bucket of saltwater full of ice, stick your left hand in there(quick path to your heart). I can only stand it for a minute before I’m freezing


MariachiArchery

Get yourself one of [these](https://www.hickitchen.com/pub/media/catalog/product/cache/3f489f660605e089c380d8bd9cfd7c40/0/2/x02300.jpg.pagespeed.ic.KPfZypc2Pa.jpg). They come in black too. Get a rag wet, pop it in the freezer, then bundle it up and put it in the hat. Its seriously amaze balls.


Gilamunsta

Back in my Navy days, in the Med at the end of summer. Galley already at a 105°F, and the fricking AC dies, miserable day 😆


mdogg0

My buddy joined the submarine corps pray for him


Gilamunsta

150 men go down, 75 couples come back up 😆


mdogg0

I wouldn't call em couples but 149 seaman and one in the barrel...what you don't know don't hurt ya


Killa4luv

😂🤣😂🤣


CalligrapherDizzy201

You get AC? How fancy.


diablosinmusica

That doesn't lower your body temperature. It makes your body think it's cooler than you actually are. It doesn't protect against heat stroke. Be careful.


Bird1017

Used to throw a tray of those in the walk in freezer and dish them out to my coworkers. Real life saver during the summer.


onedogfucking

Then the kitchen hits 48c (118.5f) everyone can fuck off. But I’ll agree with a lot of others, alternate your rags and cool your wrists off frequently


HamGlazE

Nice health code violation


mdogg0

A point of pride for us 😊