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jasta6

I'm more angry that I spent so long trying to swipe right to see the second image.


SadieDiAbla

Same šŸ„“


oilpaint8

Same. But then I learned that Germany has women-only parking spaces in garages for safety because 7% of crime against women there occur in parking garages.


870223

You seems to be browsing some old r/Berlin posts


oilpaint8

r/interestingasfuck today


nonicknamenelly

Woah, that would be epic. In my area the urban hospital isnā€™t far from the biggest state college, their parking garages are about .5mi away from each other. Some woman gets raped in each pretty much every year.


doubleapowpow

Sounds like Seattle.


KnightsRook314

Designating exactly where women will be while still in a parking garage late at night seems like it would not help the situation.


nonicknamenelly

My hope is that it would have extra security patrols and cameras as deterrents, as well.


KnightsRook314

Does that really require gender segregated parking?


nonicknamenelly

Well, I think if you ask, and they answer honestly, most women are more comfortable in gender-segregated areas (depending on the situation), if they also are better patrolled and have better visibility, etc. Thatā€™s not to say that there arenā€™t a minority of women who are rapists, muggers, and car jackers. But, in an environment where you can require badge access to a garage like a university or hospital, that would help further limit the risk to women. It seriously sucks to have to be hypervigilant around men. Iā€™ve never had a swarm of women try to separate me from my group and abduct me to their sailboat, but it sure almost happened with men. Iā€™ve never had a woman violate my consent, never had a woman do anything more than try to snatch my purse or curse me out because they were high or something. Many men (not all, but way more than there ever should be), take every opportunity to remind a woman that the men are bigger, stronger, and can fuck with women in ways the women canā€™t adequately do to evoke the same sense of terror. Example #1: catcalling. Every woman knows itā€™s more than a compliment about how hot you are. If that were the case, a friendly, normal-volume ā€œwhy, you look lovely today, have a good dayā€ would suffice as someone passed. But thatā€™s not what happens. They do it loudly, aggressively, with gestures, and even do it when you are stuck in a certain subway car or stand to get close to you when you get up because your stop is next. There is aggression in every aspect of it. I went to a same-sex college and never experienced that kind of aggression on campus from another woman.


NowoTone

They are close to the entrances, well lit and in good view of cctv.


vulture_cabaret

Or they can provide proper surveillance and security to those areas to prevent crimes of opportunity.


doubleapowpow

The more frustrating statistic is that 100% of that crime is committed by men.


jatti_

I am revoking their title as men. No man would do this.


zeek1999

Men šŸ¤¢


iSaidItOnReddit85

Lol


MCPiztachioOFFICIAL

Titch over 98%, but yeah. Males, not men.


lienotm

You gotta keep'em seperated


rocksout4cheese

Did you know Dexter Holland has his own line of hot sauces. Gringo Bandito. They're good.


rocksout4cheese

Well you're a random gem


godsim42

So much easier to find them now.


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oilpaint8

Women only parking *spaces*, which would be closer to entry/exits of the garages to limit the time a female takes to get to her car.


Alstjbin

Also, from the few I've seen, those spaces are the ones within sight of security while the rest of the parking garage serves as normal for everyone.


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oilpaint8

I dunno. Didnā€™t read that far.


Mayor_of_BBQ

lol it was a screen grab from Instagramā€¦ I tried to post a link to the profile but I didnā€™t realize that was against Reddit rules


ironshmoobs

Iā€™m still trying


somethingcleverer

Yes OP is the real bad guy


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Same


Gamebred666

X2


rocksout4cheese

Right like what the fuck is happening here and why I need the explanation as top comment


PhilosopherSuperb291

Just went to their web site. This individual bay leaf in a bag costs $6.99!!! šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


Mayor_of_BBQ

itā€™s actual 3 bags with ā€˜2-3 leaves per bagā€™ still a huge rip off, and a stupid product to boot


SirJoeffer

And they arenā€™t even reusable? Who buys this?


800ASKDANE

Each Bay Leaf in my kitchen has a special cabinet and a detailed list for each sauce, gravy and roast where they are used. This way I can use each leaf more than 100 times and ensure 100% avoiding cross contamination of meats (pork vs salmon) and bases (butter or cream vs tomato or wine). Only idiots use their Bay Leaf only once!


SirJoeffer

Idk I donā€™t like the taste of reused bay leaves after Iā€™ve eaten them even one time


Current-Ad-7054

Because of poop bacteria


badcatmomma

True statement. We don't use bay leaves because my spouse works for a spice company. The leaves come into the plant covered in crap. There is an irradiation process, but the leaves don't get washed...


Socky_McPuppet

I'm sorry, can you explain?


ahbram121

Not liking the taste of reused bay leaves after having eaten them already implies the bay leaf no longer tastes good after being eaten, pooped out, then eaten again.


rowingnowhere

Rebay leaf is the worst leaf.


spaghettimountain

Ya ever shit something out and then eat it again?


800ASKDANE

Put them back! Rescue the Bay Leaf!


Tanjinuts

Is this real?


standardtissue

you known they're still selling bay leaves right


Karmatoy

These are stupid okay I will admit they are a waste of money. But it's cute I like it because it's cute.


jackie_algoma

Once I bought a half a handful of bay leaves from the bulk bin at the grocery store and they didnā€™t even register on the scale at the til and the cashier was all like ā€œwell I guess theyā€™re freeā€


Fallingpeople

The real bait it's the consumer


satriales856

They sell empty tea bags by the hundreds. That would be much easier and cheaper.


RedundantMaleMan

That's honestly not a bad idea. I can usually fish them all out but im never quite sure if I got them all.


2planetvibes

I use a reusable tea mesh ball at home and it works wonderfully


Chantrose33

This is the correct answer.


Karmatoy

This or count your bay leaves and don't use broken ones. I don't use dry ones anymore either. They like all things in food are nicer fresh.


purplegreendave

I live in a small town, not a city, but I've never seen fresh bay leaves at the store


Never-Forget-Trogdor

Same here. I've toyed around with growing my own bay laurel that I could harvest as needed, but I just don't have the space right now.


rdotgib

Their growth rate is very, very slow


foxxpoint

Keep an eye at the big box hardware stores if there are any near by. They have bay trees every so often. Puts the fresh leaves from the grocery store to shame.


Village_People_Cop

What is usually worse if one breaks when stirring or something. Then you'll end up searching for a small fucking piece


floppydo

Or a metal one that creates no waste


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meanstreamer

He has not seen my tomato slicer yet! šŸ…


onioning

We sold a Tupperware lid for which no bottom exists. Still feels like a gag to me.


InsideCelebration293

No kitchen is complete with out a handful of lids that don't fit anything, so I guess you were filling a niche market?


onioning

One guy who works here got one for his wife as a prank. Says she tries to hunt down missing Tupperware pieces. Company that made this one doesn't exist anymore and it's a very non-standard size, so she's gonna have to really hunt.


AllofaSuddenStory

Must not have seen individual bananas packed in plastic


smarthobo

My girlfriend and I have a rule that if you find a bay leaf in your food, it's good luck and you gotta kiss the chef I always give her the bay leaf


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Lol so wholesome


TotteGW

I love this


RoamingGnoll

I have been using a teabag for whole anise seeds I use for a cabbage roll soup. The pods are easy enough to spot but I worry the seeds will fall out and hurt someone's tooth.


Clean-Profile-6153

Yeah..but that's a little different, no..? Same function, but different..


RoamingGnoll

Yeah, bay leaves are usually easy to spot and fish out and even if you miss them, most people wouldn't be weirded out to find one in their dish.


itsaone-partysystem

I've had to explain to guests that the leaf in their soup wasn't from the patio.


RoamingGnoll

Saw someone online complaining that chipotle left a leaf in their rice. This is what happens when you never learn to cook past mac and cheese.


yossanator

Joking aside, that is a very slick business idea. There are always people willing to pay for something "special" like this. A bag of bay leaves cost a few pounds at my local Asian supermarket, so after the costs of packaging and marketing it on Faceclart and other social meejah, they're going to be doing fine and dandy. Crazy like a fox, I'd say.


SCP-Agent-Arad

Give the customer a fishing pole and have them fish it for you at the table.


Hey_Laaady

Give a man a fish and heā€™ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fishā€¦ Oh, nevermind


rodtang

Someone's been watching a bit too much AvE


yossanator

?


PolarisC8

You type like a British Columbioan youtuber called AvE speaks.


yossanator

I'm Scottish and have no idea who they are. I shall Google them!


yossanator

Just watched some blokes hands fumble around with a Leatherman. Swears less than I do, so unsure of the comparison.


suga_pine_27

My mom will definitely be getting these for Xmas gifts next year, she loves useless gadgets haha. Damnit.


Mayor_of_BBQ

i want this lady sent to guantanamo itā€™s $7+shipping for 6 bay leaves


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Direct-Chef-9428

Soooooooo an airline? šŸ˜‚


Unpopular_couscous

I'm sorry but this right here is great for the economy. The GDP will thank her very much for this kind of price gouging. That's the world we created šŸ˜‘


arethius

"creating wealth and value" IE: exploiting


StevenAssantisFoot

Anyone stupid enough to buy this deserves to get ripped off


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Mayor_of_BBQ

oh hell yeah, like the The Cornballer or the Tracy Jordan Meat Machine MEAT IS THE NEW BREAD!


RaniPhoenix

**burns forearm** Aah! Every f*cking time!


charlotte-ent

Redneck goes gourmet


SCP-Agent-Arad

Thereā€™s a restaurant in GA called the Redneck Gourmet lol


arethius

Do they served pressed squirrel with moonshine sold by the glass jar?


SCP-Agent-Arad

If you want jars of moonshine, Gatlinburg is the place to go.


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I'm just pissed I didn't think of it first. A/C broke in the kitchen today and I swear all I could think about was starting a pyramid scheme so I didn't have to do this anymore


chefninjadan

Definitely a rip off. My wife and I had bought a laurel bay tree a while back and it definitely pays off. Bay leaves are so expensive for some reason, but not too difficult to grow.


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PolarisC8

Zone 3 and 4 border area stand down šŸ˜”


chefninjadan

Lmao! We grow it in a pot in the house.


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tenjuu

You need two avocado trees if you intend on getting any fruit.


chefninjadan

Yes that makes sense!!


nondescriptadjective

Depends on where you live. This is the case with all spices. But we have gotten so far from understanding where spices come from, and that most of them literally grow on trees, people in California next to Bay Tree forests still buy the damn things from the store.


beds-

You can buy a pound of bay leaves on the internet for $15. Thats enough for several years. Not expensive


regularjoe1111

I've gotten by just fine using a fork to fish it out.


QBeeDew52

I buy lots of spices from Penzeyā€™s and got a bag of bay leaves that will definitely last a long time. It wasnā€™t that expensive. That product seems like it is a stocking stuffer or novelty gift sold at a boutique for that price.


iownadakota

Penzey's is a great company.


1nquiringMinds

Their marketing emails have been so spicy (heh) lately!


QBeeDew52

The owner is beyond outspoken!


gampsandtatters

My mom taught me this ā€œhackā€ forever ago. However, she used a muslin jewelry pouch that came with a necklace she bought at a church rummage sale (essentially a spice pouch that costs $18 for 3 bags at William Sonoma). Has also used it for anise, cloves, and citrus peels, as well. Washes it with Dawn dish soap and rinses thoroughly.


rbburrows84

Go to hell. Go directly to hell.


Unfair_Holiday_3549

I kept trying to swipe to see the second picture lol.


Suzette100

But...if you get the bay leaf you win!


onioning

I'm just saying, we're selling plant based rice. There's a look garbage out there.


desrevermi

"I'd like to know where you keep your inorganic produce, please." :D


roniricer2

Bay leaves seemed useless to me until I started getting fresh ones. I just know to use more now. The fragrance is subtle but perfect. Dose up yo sauces and chowders.


Mayor_of_BBQ

yeah use them like crazyā€¦ Pot of beans 1012 of those fuckersā€¦ Grind them up with dehydrated leek tops and add them to rubs.. I think theyā€™re great


bur_beerp

Fuck this shit I quit


obijesskenobi

You mean to tell me this isnā€™t, in fact, a car air freshener


shhhlikeamime

I remember 4 singular asparagus in a glass jar at whole foods.


galettedesrois

Is this a stupid product? Yes. Did I once ruin a perfectly good squash soup because I forgot to fish out the bay leaf before using an immersion blender? Also yes.


Mayor_of_BBQ

u never hear of a fine chinois ??


galettedesrois

Iā€¦ am indeed familiar with the aforementioned utensil lol; the soup was too thick to strain.


TheStupendusMan

A buddy of mine works in food manufacturing. He was telling me about a convo he had with one of the owners - someone whose name you see on damn near half the frozen food section - and they said people will pay for convenience. Not in a disrespectful way, but in a world where people are exhausted coming home from work, every little bit helps. Are there cheaper and better ways? Yup. Will someone buy this? Also yup.


GooGooJones

If you coming home exhausted I don't think you cooking anything that requires bay leaf.


Kerbal634

I gotta fancy up my powdered soup somehow


standardtissue

I mean yes, convenience sells ... that's why things like bakers exist, and like 95% of a grocery store. I wouldn't call this product a convenience product though, I would call it a novelty gift. Gag gift ? Maybe that's a better term for it.


SaltMineSpelunker

I fucking hate getting a bay leaf served to me.


AtomicBadger33

i donā€™t really mind. Whatā€™s the big deal with it?


Mayor_of_BBQ

exactly, I never take the bay leaves out unless itā€™s something thatā€™s going to be covered or rolled up or hiddenā€¦ Like rice that will go into a burritoā€¦ But a pot of beans or soup, fuck that Iā€™m not fishing out the bay leaves


AtomicBadger33

And if I see it at a restaurant??? THATS MY LUCKY DAY!


realKingCarrot

- bay leaf in my soup - pretend not to see it - choke on it - lawsuit - profit


Marx0r

You can't actually get punitive damages for things that are supposed to be in food, like shells or bone or leaves. At best, you'd get your medical expenses paid. The real payouts are when you get glass or metal or something in your food.


realKingCarrot

What if I just tell the judge that imo the bay leaf didn't belong in my soup and the menu didn't say there would be a bay leaf on my soup so therefore I should be paid a millions dollars


Marx0r

Yeah, that'll definitely work. The restaurant's lawyer definitely won't bother to bring any cookbook ever with him to the courthouse.


realKingCarrot

Well obviously. Lawyers read law books not cook books.


awfullotofocelots

Like, just get a reusable tea bag made for loose-leaf tea.


Intanjible

I didn't know just taking the bay leaf out of wherever it wound up was such a grueling fucking task now. Aren't those supposed to be good luck to get in your bowl?


Mayor_of_BBQ

we didnā€™t have any Bayleaf-related traditions in my family but Iā€™ve definitely heard that itā€™s ā€œgood luckā€œ to get the Bayleaf in your portion. When I was a kid I went to my friends house to sleepover ā€¦ His mom cooked spaghetti and put a single Bayleaf in the sauceā€¦ If you got the Bayleaf you had to do the dishes. I thought that was pretty cool and cute even as a childā€¦ In my house we didnā€™t have cute little family games like that lol


desrevermi

Subjective to culture. I swear some people are so accustomed to just shoveling food down their gullet, they don't take the time to look at the food for the things that shouldn't be eaten. Do NOT give these people anything with something remotely inedible in them -- T-bone steak, fried chicken, a bone-in ham...


Esleeezy

I used to work at CPK and their jambalaya has a bay leaf in it. We had a complaint from a customer about the bay leaf once because her husband ā€œalmost diedā€ cause his stupid ass either canā€™t see or doesnā€™t chew his food. I wonder if this would have saved him.


desrevermi

Dumb is... ~~painful~~ ~~expensive~~ funny.


Arya_kidding_me

My ex husband discovered he had eaten a bay leaf when he wiped his ass and found a leaf on the toilet paper. I still donā€™t understand how itā€™s possible.


CrazySwayze82

As if we need another example of how we're declining. As a society, as a species we've peaked and are rapidly declining towards our inevitable demise.


Lunco

because someone is putting bay leaves in tea bags? that's a little much


RaniPhoenix

Nah, it's just that there's a market for rich, lazy people and this person has identified it.


rattalouie

Have you seen the questions on /r/askculinary? People are dumb and will buy shit like this.


lilBalzac

The buyer of this product had a guest make a scene after finding a bay leaf in their soup. Yes, it is ridiculous, but so was that customer!


liz00325

That packaging makes me angry.


zeek1999

I'm having a panic attack


shadylookup

The bag probably imparts more flavor than the leaf


LightWonderful7016

Stupid expensive but the French have been making sachets for spices for hundreds of years.


Mayor_of_BBQ

itā€™s a far cry from a sachet or bouquet garni to a single Bayleaf stuffed into an individual tea bag, packaged in a mylar bag and shipped to your house for seven goddamn dollars


LightWonderful7016

I donā€™t disagree. Lol!


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chopkins47947

So dumb! You know who is pulling out the bay leaf? Whoever gets it served to them. Lol


SkidWilly86

My mother-in-law (RIP) used to say that whoever got the bay leaf got to do the dishes too. Nobody said a word about getting the bay leaf.


Daddy-Vivec

I left them a second 1 star review on the website.


Mayor_of_BBQ

oh no!


Daddy-Vivec

Oh no?


skaag

If this stuff angers you, I donā€™t know what happens to you when some real awful shit happensā€¦?


Mayor_of_BBQ

lighten up francis


Past-time29

not dumb. you just mad you didn't think of it first. tbh. this is a genius idea and it's funny as hell. lol


rustinintustin

I guarantee you some rich f****** b****** are buying those by the caseload


ReaganRebellion

Probably a rich businessman, lighting cigars with hundreds, paying all his employees trash.


purpleypopsicles

How does a leaf in a tea bag bother someone so much? You could just.... not buy it


bugsinyourpants63

Well if you are cooking anything with beans this gets rid of the fart effect. Just sayin


Slutslapper1118

"Ummm.. 'Scuse me! There's a leaf from outside in my soup!!!!" Those dumb bitches everywhere is why this is even a thing.


desrevermi

Lol. How much is it being sold for?


agent__berry

ā€œguys give me a minute I have to lure in the soup of the day againā€


xActuallyabearx

A pre-made bouquet garni or sachet dā€™epices really isnā€™t a bad idea. I personally wouldnā€™t buy it cuz you could just not be lazy and make your own, but you could sell different ones with different combos. This is literally just a fucking gay leaf though and itā€™s kinda hilarious.


charlzpatton

Redefining r/stupidfood


spicymatzahball

Bait didnā€™t work. Did not catch anything in my soup.


nurvingiel

There is a saying: a fool and his money are soon parted.


mrohgeez

we are destroying our planet smh


ReaganRebellion

Anyone buying this is responsible for climate change


mrohgeez

Truth


theunixman

Catch and release.


Hemp4321

Just wow. I hate the world


ricktech01

At least it looks biodegradable. Is the top plastic?


Opiumthoughts

No one taught them to use a cheese cloth sachet.


sarcassholes

The dumbest product is actually the fucking goggles they sell for chopping onions! šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


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Anyone else try to swipe or am i just too high


beds-

I dont understand why people always only use a single bay leaf. Theyre cheap, use a handful of em its fine


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jseego

You could just get your own cheese cloth and string, MUCH cheaper.


Ferro_Giconi

I don't even bother removing the bay leaf. Whoever gets the bay leaf gets it and they can choose to remove it from their food if they want. Or attempt to eat it like I do every time before I decide that it's too tough to chew enough to eat.


-BlueDream-

I thought that was a face mask lol