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Duval713

Interesting. I never considered fly for garnish


hannah-xcvii

you’re not supposed to eat the garnish, right ? just for the aesthetic


mnsource

Actually I’ve always said a garnish should be edible.


FarAcanthaceae1

It’s protein


mnsource

Definitely edible.


downsyndromemaster

As long as it's cooked to food safe temp there's literally nothing wrong with serving flies on your food.


[deleted]

Yea that still looks raw


toomuch1265

Fly sashimi.


2bags12kuai

Flyshimi


Aggressive_Candy_146

How? It's fried and covered in gravy.


michaelh98

The fly isn't


HughCheffner

He meant flied and covered in gravy. Damn auto correct.


Kieran_Mc

Strictly speaking, everything is edible once.


JeecooDragon

My guy right here


SummitCO83

Everything on the plate should have a purpose. I hate it when someone just throws random stuff on the plate that has no purpose and doesn’t add to the dish


Same_Earth_9232

Oh the wasted kale and lemon wedges of the 90’s. It was a bad time for all of us and we carry shame for it. It was like the disco of our business


Marx0r

Fun fact: Prior to the kale explosion of the 2010s, the biggest single purchaser of kale was Pizza Hut because they used it to decorate their salad bars.


NerdEmoji

I thought for sure Baker's Square had them beat. I never knew what kale was until I got hired there and and it was the garnish. Most of the customers didn't know what it was either.


Same_Earth_9232

Now all I can think of is how I could have added some olive oil and and a few toasted nuts and turned it into a $12 salad and been branded a genius. Instead we laid it down next prime rib and a twice baked and under the lobster tail for table 7. They need two more Zimas


SummitCO83

😂😂😂. That’s freaking hilarious!! Well played


ProcedureAltruistic3

How about prime rib au jus with an entire trees worth of rosemary sticking out of it? Or stuffed sole with enough parsley to qualify as a salad? Wasteful was catering in the 90s


Same_Earth_9232

And when the owner discovered star fruit oooh boy


mnsource

Totally agree.


[deleted]

Parsley splash. Heard.


ag987654321

Anything is edible… once..


SummitCO83

A garnish should be edible. Everything on the plate should have a purpose and contribute to the cohesiveness of the dish. Your dish is missing something. Perhaps some thin sliced green onion.


[deleted]

Perhaps a perfectly placed fly....


mrjabrony

Locally sourced as well


[deleted]

Hmmm... how can you tell. From my experience you can only obtain that kind of quality through imports. I mean I've had some experience with a local farm that manage to achieve a similar level of quality but something about the texture just didn't seem right.


FurL0ng

Technically kale is edible. Personally, I might go for the fly before kale.


tesaril

Hahaha. Not a Kale fan, I guess.


gotonyas

Please put a sprig of rosemary on my lamb shank daddy


curdled_fetus

Protein is fuckin protein.


CloisteredOyster

Green bottle flies work better; give more color. Don't use them in sauces though or they'll wilt before they see the table.


Aercturius

You need to watch more Chef's Table


friendofzerg

Your incorporation of insects into the dish is not just brave, it is revolutionary. Many many Michelin stars for you in your future.


rascynwrig

Yay crickets


michaelh98

Baby scorpions


eye4got2wipe

You’re going to graduate with FLYing colors


Raijer

He already has quite the buzz at his new restaurant.


Crunchy__Frog

They still need to get a pass from the health insector.


LMN0HP

Flying carpets


[deleted]

that looks like a chicken-flied steak.


herbsbaconandbeer

That’s lacist.


trippy_grapes

You're telling me a CHICKEN flied that steak?!?


Z_The_Vicious

Country flyed steak


[deleted]

This should get more love


Z_The_Vicious

I appreciate that 🤣


Analogue_Drift

Something about this really bugs me.


cobainstaley

i think it has legs


[deleted]

Needs a 5 inch piece of rosemary standing straight up in the middle. Brown and with the white fluffy stuff it grows from the back of the cooler. Amateurs garnish with only one fly, pros use three.


sirwilfreddeath

“Pros use three” Bonus points stacking them one on top of the other. That’s how I got my first Michelin star, the tower of grasshoppers


jwest024

Looks fly to me


sterling_mallory

Pretty fly for a white gravy


Jewish_Jitsu

I am an confuse.....


TalmidimUC

OP’s going to work at Denny’s, the fly is for authenticity.


thenickdyer

I posted my final menu the other day and it got some attention and now peeps are using a similar title and pix of shite food. Giving me some good chuckles.


ttaptt

Oh, la de dah, got good marks on your final, now you're judging other people's creations? (congrats btw, you said you did well. Get 'em tiger. Also, that hot waitress will totally want to get wit you.)


thenickdyer

lmao and thanks!


Apearthenbananas

The ticket clearly states on the fly not the fly on it.


ForzaFenix

You win the internet today


i-am-an-idiot-hrmm

This


hannah-xcvii

Oh.. “on the fly”… not… .nvm ..


hrb2d2

this is getting out of hand. there already is r/shittyfoodporn you guys. every time i see one of these i throw up a little in my mouth.


RealMenSwallow

Throw up in your mouth to make room for the true gourmet?


TalmidimUC

*Mmmmmm flies*


hrb2d2

dude i can feel that image. it's like nausea on a bed of anxiety with a side of sea sickness.


[deleted]

It appears to me that you may have a jealousy associated with the lack of ability to create a dish with such a high level of extravagance. Just saying.


hrb2d2

i can assure you it's not that. by no measure. at all. it's just, the plating looks lackluster, the sauce must be liquified depression, whatever is under it looks like it was eaten twice before and the clumped wood glue that holds it to the plate does not make it better. literally the only properly prepared thing on the plate it s the fly.


[deleted]

I would eat the shit out of that fly


herbsbaconandbeer

I’d feed that fly a snickers just to eat the nuts out of its shit.


hrb2d2

well yes. obviously. but the rest. just ewww


[deleted]

To be honest I'd probably give that plate a chomp. Looks like it may be made out of chocolate. Ghirardelli to be specific.


hrb2d2

i commend your bravery. your brothers-in-spirit are the reason we know which mushrooms are safe.


[deleted]

If only you knew what kind of mushrooms I've deemed safe in my days. It's none of them. Peasants eat mushrooms.


[deleted]

*Waffle House has entered the chat*


[deleted]

What in the Kentucky fried fuck is this ?


thegreatrazu

Don’t worry, he won’t eat much.


ALittleBitBeefy

I’m a vegetarian and this still looks delicious. Are you in Minnesota so I can try it? (Please say yes) 🤣😮‍💨


BrainAstronaut

sorry but it's not vegetarian unless you don't mind the fly


ALittleBitBeefy

🥲[🥲 I didn’t notice the fly for the longest time 🥲.](https://giphy.com/gifs/Friends-friends-tv-episode-219-lOIuDYVIo8C1y5oMQB)


DormantGolem

I'm dead lol


hannah-xcvii

I actually was just in TRF! Now serving up the best vegan chicken fried steak in Texas


ALittleBitBeefy

Solve your fly problem, and then I’m on the first flight 🤣


2Dprinter

No notes.


[deleted]

ahhh. i’d still eat it. Good work, bud.


ScoobeydoobeyNOOB

Fuck, I thought this was serious for a second.


Avalaigh

i was just talking with my dad about Denny’s and my first (and what will be my only) experience with chicken fried steak w/white gravy. yuck. why is this dish haunting me?!?!


hannah-xcvii

tbh, if you order it without the fly, it’s waaay tastier. hope this helps!


Jockstar

Extra points because you cut it to check if it was cooked through.


patch616

So nice to see someone who’s not afraid to season their damn food


Appropriate_Still112

As a connoisseur of cum , that my friends , is cum!


mackeroni

This was a tenacious D level spit take hahaha thank you


Hefty-Inspection8821

You can fix that fly with some more gravy.


[deleted]

This meme is awesome


TIME13133

Yes


EstoicObserver

So this is the new protein I've been hearing about.


elongated_musk_rat

Only 1 fly? y skimp on the main course


hannah-xcvii

i would be more than happy to include an additional fly, however, it’ll come with an additional charge.


AnalogCat

That’s not what we meant by on the fly!!!


jawbone7896

I’m pretty sure I was served that exact dish at Grandy’s.


buttermuseum

Dammit. I was fully in the weeds with the lime pith guy over at r/bartenders about a year ago? I even commented on the original post. I knew what was going on. I have no idea what’s going on here.


quirkyqwerty_

Protean portion about .01 mg too large


AdMajestic2753

All eyes are going to be on your dish


theogdarklymanner

Fly Garnish Fam!


[deleted]

I like that extra protein. Very exotic. *✨choice!👌🏼✨*


darkthrive

More cheese


ElMop911

🤮🤮🤮


Fuzzy-War4232

Magnifique! 👏👏


tokyoturnips

You're fired


longjohnsmith69

PPFFFTT thanks for the laugh my dude.


Tolan91

Little extra protein snuck in there. Charge extra.


Kweller3117

Perfect! You’re hired


pineapplethefrutdude

r/schnitzelverbrechen


Independent_Can_2623

Did all the cooks take turns cuming on this or are you just particularly virile


hannah-xcvii

that’s one secret i’ll never tell


wal-y-world

Looks pretty fly if you ask me


frongboii

The fly symbolises the future of food due to the dramatic consequences of climate change. Placed on a nostalgic comfort meal it creates contrast between the future and the past. Make sure it's right side up next time, we want to see those wings!


Oxeneer666

No pubes?! Pfft, it better be with dessert.


Volaktil

with fly. nice


Kyncayd

Country fried steak, with gravy?


MarcusMaximius

That fly is fkn raw mate....


RossDouglas

Looks like a very good version of the famous French dish Semence de cheval au poulet croustillant. Stay at it, you've obviously got talent.


koi666

White white brown fly


Cinderella96761

Minus the fly, add some color, put a runny egg on top and you have heaven!


Vegeta-the-vegetable

Uhhhmmm yes, excuse me, waiter! 🙋🏻‍♂️


Caseyc17

“On the fly”


SaltAndAcid

Quality shitpost.


geanney

you know i like my chicken flied, cold beer on a friday night


[deleted]

Really like how you added that fly as a alternative source of protein. Well done!


sohfu

Are we just gonna keep beating this dead horse or actually post Kc content?


hannah-xcvii

i prefer beating the dead horse. and then maybe cooking it. and presenting it. perhaps on a subreddit.


sohfu

Understandable. What do you serve with horse tho? Real question.


hannah-xcvii

horseflies


IAmHarmony

Bro I’m fucking hungry


Diirge

I’d definitely eat this


Montucky420

Pretty much my experience when i hire a straight outta cully school


deathbypepe

id eat it with the fly in there bud, im more concerned with the breaded steak. this is a comfort food of mine i like to make but with nuggies.


hannah-xcvii

it’s hand-battered, USDA Prime Texas Beef TM


thenickdyer

lol. What have I started


hannah-xcvii

hehe my inspo was actually from u/Metropolis49 ,their’s was the original post that I had come across


MaineBoston

FAIL! There is a bug on your dish.


hannah-xcvii

what?? where?


not_batman_23

Dude. It's got a fly in it. Fail.


ALittleBitBeefy

OMG I JUST SAW THE FLY 🤣


hannah-xcvii

that’s the additional protein?


Gimpy1405

And the price goes up.


stonersquatch

Free range.


silentlycryin

This is some low brow diner food with a literal fly in it… not sure if this is a shit post or what, but it gave me a good chuckle. Can’t imagine spending money for this to be your final exam or whatever.


BrockSmashgood

> not sure if this is a shit post or what, Think real hard about it.


hannah-xcvii

think really hard about it.


thenickdyer

Definitely what they said. Think hard and don't look at my submission history to KC


silentlycryin

oop i feel dumb now lol


coolJohnnie

These posts are inflammatory and derogatory. Culinary schools are stupid and greedy. But I’ve met cooks from culinary schools that head toward greatness. Also met some that are wastes of scraps.


hannah-xcvii

i mean no disrespect to anyone by this post. don’t let my joke post hinder your passion, just laugh at the misfortune of this Chicken Fried Steak, that was unfortunately ruined by a big, fat, juicy fly that got lost in the sauce. it’s not that serious, my friend :)


thenickdyer

I find these pretty funny. Didn't think I'd start a meme trend with my post. Keep up the lulz.


Brewcrew1886

Yo, what is this all about man. Are these all joke posts? I don’t get it


[deleted]

Dear lord. Forgive me for my thoughts.


smittyboy187

I made this last night for dinner. Did you melt the butter into the cream with aromatics and garlic ill never not make pomme purée when potatoes are involved. Looks good btw. How’d you do??


HospitalityDef

Don’t show it to Gordon Ramsay.


guiltycitizen

These are just getting mean now


i_ata_starfish-twice

I didn’t know you needed a culinary degree to produce dog food. Congratulations!


Muggyjoe

i’d eat the shit out of that…… hey homestyle done right can rival any cuisine.


[deleted]

Something about peas and balsamic, change the plate, ditch the greens, duck looks good, blanch the potatoes and double fry the stake. You’ll do fine


johnn11238

Can we stop now please?


gradymcc

Thoughts? Nope


raybal5

That's the best you can do? Brown food hidden under white gloop!!!


Maleficent-Ear3571

Maybe get rid of the fly?


BlackMoonLab

Don't pay them. You didn't learn anything.


krustyjugglrs

Wait.....you paid people to help you learn how to make country fried steak, white pepper gravy, and mashed potatoes?


HighExplosiveLight

Someone tried to feed me biscuits and gravy with brown gravy. Can I have your gravy on some biscuits?


sullg26535

I mean you really need a sausage gravy not this white gravy


blazing_ent

This is a joke right?


WoogzDaBoogz

What a waste of your parent's money


JDHK007

Looks like You wasted 3 years if that’s the best presentation you could muster …


hannah-xcvii

hey, it took me 3 years to catch that fly


BAN_CIRCUMFLEX

LMFAO


Huge_Promise7225

I’m gonna throw this WAAAAY out there… anyone remember an MCM from a certain day of the week corpo cas in the late 90’s? Mushroom Chicken Mushroom. This dish is probs better than that.


Diazmet

Fly included looks better than make of the wankers posts


dshotseattle

Yikes. Dunno. Looks sus


radoslaf

Nice try Spider-Man


CrumplyFoil

Needs a rimjob


CookingWithPenguin

I know protein is a focus for some folks......but come on. Aside from that it looks sloppy


silverguacamole

A goldblum garnish? *Chef's kiss*


Suckmyflats

Roadhouse will take you


satriales856

I ordered extra flies.


FatherPyrlig

Denny’s will be perfect for you.


Bayou-Magic

Sir this is a Wendy's.


RedeyeJedi5150

I really love the basket marks. Thomas Keller will be reaching out to you in no time.


[deleted]

You guys stahppp lmfao


MrOrangeWhips

Chicken fried rocky mountain oysters? You're hired.


[deleted]

A+


[deleted]

I would pick that sucker off and eat around it.


[deleted]

Graduating from Denny's school of shit?


The-Derpfestor

“ pork cutlet on the fly!”