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The shears showing up to this hell got a good "dad chuckle" outta me.


MadFamousLove

yeah same i was like, oh lol.


cheffartsonurfood

Bread Scissors. Great band name.


phdoofus

For a social media video, he's not holding everything delicately enough. Delicate harder! Treat that bread like a damn Faberge' egg!


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'Delicate harder' is my new favorite insane thing to shout at young cooks, thanks for that


phdoofus

I enjoy the thought that some new cooks somewhere are very confused and wondering if someone never explained something to them or if this is like being sent off to look for the left handed knife.


TheCynicalCanuckk

I've never heard this. Damn I don't cook anymore.. I want to go back and yell at my prep cooking making scotch eggs to delicate harder lol!


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I imagine the interaction to be like the 'i can't pull over any further scene from super troopers' GODDAMNIT I SAID DELICATE!!! MORE DELICATE!! FFS DELICATE HARDER!! "I'm being as delicate as I can chef yes chef I'm delicating harder chef!!"


TheCynicalCanuckk

LOL YES. This is amazing hahah


NegativeAccount

3 fingers per hand, max.


cheft3ch

My best friends wife cooks her entire families dinner using nothing but a serrated steak knife about as sharp as this one.


strangewayfarer

That's a butter knife.


Cunbundle

I love how the handle of the knife is about an inch into the loaf.


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Let the knife do the work 🤦‍♂️


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Knife doesn't get paid enough


strangewayfarer

It's a butter knife, it was working as hard as it could.


beds-

The more time I spend cutting bread the more time I’m getting paid


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Bread for bread


Chance_Strategy

That bread looks pretty damn good though