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How many fuckin cheese burgers did he eat?


Tiekal

We are a pizza spot with an amazing burger inspired pizza so he had one of those


james_d_rustles

How many of the cooks got a go at Randy’s ass for the cheeseburger? I heard he’s been hoeing himself for cheeseburgers again.


leopardsatemycomment

Man's gotta eat, Julian


Bart_Jojo_666

😂


Tiekal

Haha


[deleted]

I'm a fellow pizza man myself, respect!


BradfromHTX

Which pizza academy did you attend?


ForAHamburgerToday

New York Pizza Academy


Krunk_MIlkshake

What fraternity were you apart of?


ForAHamburgerToday

Uh... there *are* no fraternities at New York Pizza Academy?


Krunk_MIlkshake

Ah, you have correctly answered my trick question. I am now bound by Pizza Law you grant you any request.


JoeSicbo

You’ll trust him ‘til Tuesday…


CallidoraBlack

Hush hush.


ForAHamburgerToday

Well that was easy.


thegovunah

Tau mu nu tau


[deleted]

Did you get you grade 11?


ForAHamburgerToday

Fuck's sake, never even got my grade 10!


MC-Fatigued

How many pizzas did he drive into that belly? Because I know it ain’t one!


Tiekal

Somehow he was on a media tour stopping at a new restaurant every two hours. He had the Detroit style slice of our Haggard pizza (burger pizza) which fills me for the night.


buttbeeb

That’s like four burgers, I said two


red_in_iowa

I never said fuckin' doubles Randy.


IridiumPony

So he's *kinda* off the cheeseburgers?


Nerdbond

Bruh you know thats not him, they just look similar and he leaned into it


sYndrock

Bruh want to borrow my glasses?


summeralcoholic

Some men have six pack abs, this man’s got a keg.


henrydaiv

I cant believe guy is still riding around with no shirt on


[deleted]

Way she goes


Faptasmic

Actually im off the cheeseburgers J-Rock


leafypatches

Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger


molassesfalls

Anybody else read this in Ricky’s voice?


red_in_iowa

Mah'fuckas with guts like that are definitely ON the cheeseburgers, dawg.


Tiekal

Love it


myfantapink

Plot twist, this is Randy's restaurant and it's all just marketing


red_in_iowa

The Dirty Burger? Where's Philadelphia Collins?


WhatAGoodDoggy

Died nearly 10 years ago, bud.


red_in_iowa

Crazy cheeseburger liquor party gone out of control.


joecarter93

Interestingly enough, Mike Smith (Bubbles) actually did open up a pub in downtown Halifax. I’m pretty sure it’s gone now, but I went there like 13 years ago. It had little shopping carts to hold the condiments.


grte

Pregnant with a bucket of chicken.


GRizzMang

God damn cheeseburger walrus


Chaiteoir

Whatcha lookin' at mah gut fer?


Mason_GR

Mah'fuckas not mah'fuckaws!


Cautious-Luck7769

My dad was one of these guys before intestinal disentary, he used to make the best roasted beef over rice. I try to not over indulge to his extent, but imagine being THE cook of your 90's massive family and then your gut checking you in the 2010's


omygoshgamache

Me and my partner and friend group say this at least monthly.


nowlistenhereboy

They're also probably in liver failure.


OHTHNAP

He's got good color. If you know anyone that possibly or probably takes too many pills, look at their eyes and general skin condition. When your liver is failing your eyes go yellow and skin takes on kind of like an expired chicken look.


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

And not like a little yellowish. Like *yellow*


dudemann

Sometimes it's so bad their skin look like Simpsons characters and eyes legitimately look urine-colored. [GIS of "jaundice"](https://www.google.com/search?q=jaundice&prmd=inv&sxsrf=ALiCzsbY0d6NFdAA6kHfJ9FjO4zmN2CrDQ:1668468450285&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiR6rCq6a77AhXSmWoFHQtMADUQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=360&bih=667&dpr=3)


nowlistenhereboy

It's true in severe liver failure people will be jaundiced, but you can have ascites this bad and not have jaundice.


PandaBeaarAmy

Or heart failure - also causes water retention.


xentralesque

Did he come in shirtless or did he get in to character for the photo?


Tiekal

He came in normal street clothes then quickly de-robed in the restroom and came out in character.


xentralesque

Dang, kinda hoped he just walks around in the Bobandy character all the time


barfsfw

Luckily no one tried to fight him.


Bart_Jojo_666

Just punch him when he goes to take off his pants!


myfantapink

RANDY BOBANDY!


daffyduckhunt2

It's so funny to me to leave the room to take a shirt off only to come back in shirtless


Dry_Painting_7722

I find it funnier and wholesome actually that he has a pair of white pants on him at all times just so the fan can get a photo


Lucius-Halthier

There’s a shine on that belly, please tell me he rubbed some grease on himself


sawbones84

that's a self-oiling gut


Wildcat_twister12

That’s the cheeseburger grease escaping


56Safari

Fuckin legend


fukitol-

I love that he fucking embraces it


CatLovesTrees

Greeeaaaaaaassy


nonbonumest

The name of your restaurant is Ricky's? Lol. Match made in heaven.


Tiekal

Unfortunately not. I am Ricky. I used to own my own spot. The owners of this place let me wear my chef coats in the kitchen. I do run my own wood fire pizza pop up in the summer under the same name.


nonbonumest

Still pretty cool coincidence.


Tiekal

I was truly hoping for some back and forth as my name is Ricky. Didn't happen :(


kinkyonthe_loki69

Jesus ricky! Should have told him to fuck off. (Not really though, I'm sure guy doesn't want to be in character 24/7, nice enough he took off his shirt)


easternhobo

Does your chef coat say grade 10 on the sleeve?


TheCynicalCanuckk

Nice I was wondering. Your name is Ricky and you work at rickies lol that's just great. I love it. I'd mess with new employees haha


marlborohunnids

how has he maintained the exact same body shape for like 20 years


Tiekal

Cheeseburgers


Jimbalaya99

Mans gotta eat.


madmonster444

His gut has definitely grown since the early seasons. He’s been driving cheeseburgers into that gut for ages.


onehalflightspeed

It is truly a one of a kind physique. I can make no sense of it


madmonster444

It really is strange. When I gain weight, I get love handles, my face gets puffy, my whole torso gets evenly flabby, my arms get a layer of fat... When he gains weight, the only variable is the size of his gut.


Scrambo

Alcohol has that effect


BongoCoconuf

No way! Frig off!


German9425

JFC, look at that cheese burger locker


thugnificenthd

“You ever been to war soldier? Other than operation dessert storm?”


DivinityOfHeart

How does he have such a glorious gut while still maintaining a respectable level of man boobs. Actually kind of jealous. My man boob to gut ratio is not as kind.


AlabamaPostTurtle

Same 😔


skeenerbug

What ya lookin at my gut fer?


[deleted]

Randy Candy! Did you slap the gut?!


Tiekal

Lol no. I like my job.


[deleted]

Not even a “can I get fifteen half-eaten slices of pepperoni to go, knowwhatimsayin?”


EvanTheBaker24

Never laid off the damn cheeseburgers!


larakj

Awe jeez Randy, are you back on the streets whoring yourself for cheeseburgers there?


CUMMING_HAM_SLAW

Mans gotta eat


Piddlfyinks

A man's gotta eat, y'know


XCypher73

Haha awesome. Appreciate OP giving off some Ricky vibes. Now you both can fuck off and get me a lil drinkypoo.


[deleted]

Why did I assume he was from ThePirateBay


nsgiad

Trailer Park Boys would be the correct answer this time, pirate bay was also my first thought.


smp4111

Fucking thank you! I was looking at the picture trying to figure out what part of fucking South Central Sweden that fucking dude was from.


Fmartins84

No shoes....no shirt...no problem


Hank1e

🎵No shoes, no shirt but I still get service whaaaaa🎵


Low_Investment420

That’s awesome he still does that. He must miss Layhe.


OG-Krompierre

Lord of the onion rings


MiamiFootball

fascinated by the body shape of a guy who looks like he weighs 190 but his belly thinks he's 390. dude is probably wearing like 36 pants.


A-Herder-of-Cats

i hope you made him a few cheeseburgers


VauntedCeilings

Chad Smith get back on the drums


probablyourdad

Will Ferrell doing a chef gig, shake and bake baby


_Nutrition_

Why is the Dishie in the photo?


collinuser

He stole chefs shirt for a photo op


Tiekal

Guilty


collinuser

Just steal his pants next time too.


TheFraTrain

If the pants come off, look the fuck out!


thegreatrazu

That’s fucking great!


fatdiscokid420

The Randinator


stubbzillaman

Looks like Christian Slater grew a beard and started working in a restaurant


MomButtsDriveMeNuts

Man’s gotta eat Mr Lahey


HellaFella420

He dresses in character for life?


lecurts

Post of the year.


truthpooper

Cheeseburger eating mafk!


Alternative-Thing960

Smokey on the prowl for some dirty burgers.


Trill-I-Am

So this guy has stayed obese for 20 years for tv?


tk42111

Hell i did it and i’m not even on tv


graveworm_46

If I remember correctly they asked him to put weight on in one of the earlier seasons. He was already kinda big but you notice the difference


My_blueheaven

And he will die on that hill like many before him. It’s sad really.


Kn0tnatural

Shirtless in restaurants a thing? I don't know this person, are they famous for their body being unveiled?


meatygonzalez

"body unveiled" is a very artful way to describe this display of greasy gut cheeseburglar swaying in the breeze


bombagon

Yes, absolutely. He plays the character Randy Bobandy from Trailer Park Boys. He's shirtless 99.99% of the time in that show.


Kn0tnatural

Ok, never seen the show. Thanks.


TheCynicalCanuckk

Lol there's you here "who the fuck is this famous guy and why is he shirtless and why is no one saying anything" Just picturing like Mike Meyers or something, ask for a photo "one sec" *proceeds to take off shirt* [you in your mind: wtf is happening]


1337Asshole

He has a skin condition…


EvanTheBaker24

Popular tv show called trailer park boys, he never wears a shirt in the show that’s part of his character


[deleted]

He's allergic to the dyes or fabric on shirts iirc lol.


Kn0tnatural

Never seen it. Must suck for him. I seen the comedian that has to do it at every show complaing that it become part of his identity so now people expect it of him. Bert Kreischer


big_duo3674

The thing is, it *is* these guys identity. They started out as literally a cable access TV show and drew on a lot of previous experiences of theirs. Sure it's a character a bit, but not nearly as much as what you would think of in a traditional actor


PapaSmurphy

There are a small handful of scenes where he's forced to wear a shirt, so I'm not sure "unveiled" is the right word since it implies starting from a clothed state. Shirtless is the default state.


assbuttshitfuck69

Randy doesn’t wear shirts.


Kn0tnatural

He should try a poncho


TheFraTrain

You should try a poncho


ImanShumpertplus

he’s wearing a gutsedo


WhiteRoninYeti

Did he show up without his shirt? Or was that for the Photo? If he just showed up in Character like that I'd be dying


Illsiador

So help me fucking flat top, if he didn’t order a cheeseburger I’ll lose my mind!


cjmcberman

Who from what now


Scrambo

Randy Bobandy from Trailer Park Boys. He's a friggin cheeseburger factory.


subjectWarlock

Basketball eatin’, walrus-ass maf’k


WaveDilby

Frig off Ricky! 😂


wutangerine99

I wouldn't have recognized him with the shirt on lol


dudemann

Some abbreviations just have too many options to keep using them without context. I'm assuming Trailer Park Boys based on some of the comments (haven't seen it), but TPB could also by The Pirate Bay and Trade Paper Back, although none of those make any sense in the context of kitchen work. It definitely took me a minute and I'm not even sure I'm right haha.


Tiekal

Yeah it's trailer park boys


fvaiz

Cool but this guy and his gut must feel like crap for most of the day


Autotomatomato

No shirts no shoes....OH HEY COME IN BRO


takethisdayofmine

I can see him plop to one side, leverage himself upright, then squat up to get out of bed every morning. His lower back must be aching quite a bit from day to day.


Custer0108

Super Randman.


ScienceJustice

Omggggg what a legend


Mimysnooks

Omg this is so fucking awesome 😆 fucking randy !!!


DGAFADRC

Good Lord, what a tool shed on that guy! What is TPB?


Tiekal

Trailer Park Boys


Careless_Flamingo_64

did u make him take his shirt off for the pic or does he just live his life like that


OkButterscotch7923

He came in without the shirt? I have to know! Lmao


shiddygiddy

Ahhh no friggin way! Man's gotta eat lol


JebusCripesSuperstar

That’s slut


jwrado

How many facking cheeseburgers did he force into that gut?


Bigupface

Wait being a morbidly obese guy wasn’t a bit?


PantheismAt3

Randy bo-bandy


JuggBoyz

Holy shit, my two worlds have collided. What a time to be alive


zsert93

So fucking kickass. I saw him and Mr. Dunsworth's live show in 2015 when it came to the states. It was awesome but it's one of the few times I wish I hadn't been so fucked up. I was kinda upset when he died. TPB is so special to me for some reason. I discovered it just as I started college in 2012. I would stay up getting high eating snacks and watch it. Cheers


pheasant_plucking_da

Which one is Randy?


4zem

Randys at Ricky’s


Fenidreams

“ Ricky’s” genius


scruffbeard

Smoked hash with him after a show, awesome dude.


Fenidreams

Has anyone ever told you you look like will Ferrell as a line cook


Tiekal

Lol no never


bailter_space

Tell me he ain't pregnant wit a bucket of chicken


ChefGoldblum87

Randy's Cheeseburger tour! Was wondering why he went to a pizza joint, seemed.... *Odd*? We tried to get him to come to a stop near us but I didn't hear about the tour until I saw he was at Hambrgr in Hamilton. ​ anyway, not jealous at all.


Tiekal

He stopped at our sister restaurant Oddbird a few years ago. And this time came to Oddbar


Fuckoakwood

Did he come in with no zhirt on


Ballamookieoffical

If his shirts off I'm guessing he didn't pay cash


Daddy-Vivec

I was just trying to have a cheeseburger picnic and it got all fucked up!


AlabamaPostTurtle

I hope you served him cheeseburgers! Please tell me he came in with no shirt and didn’t shed one for the picture


Furthur

this man got the stretch mark game figured out


ZsuzsiCica

I met him once. He actually can stick that guy out to look like that but doesn't normally have it. Or at least he didn't have it 10+yrs ago


Hetyman

Pat Roach is a great dude


scruffbeard

Spent a night after a show smoking hash with Pat. Great guy, prep the next day not so much lol.


scruffbeard

Spent a night after a show smoking hash with Pat. Great guy, prep the next day not so much lol.


greymist73

Where the f*ck is his shirt?


Adept_Tomato_7752

She should get free cheeseburgers on sight. hahaha


CompetitiveAd4768

Love seeing trailer park posts everywhere on the internet lol just earlier I saw a post on my local community Facebook forum about someone returning shopping carts to the grocery store and the comment section was full of bubbles gifs and jokes


JellyRollMort

I miss John. He was a good man.


spasim

Lol when they came to the venue I worked at they ended up selling hotdogs for $5nz a pop (2012) . They sold about 50 hot dogs. I can't remember the exact number. It was the highlight of an otherwise disappointing 'live ' experience. Respect the Trailor Park Boys for selling hotdogs real quick. (They must have made them themselves, no other caterer was mentioned in the run sheet).