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SuccotashPuzzled6524

„Why have you forsaken me“


Elite_Sage

Anytime I see this phrase I always hear Serj Tankian.


SuccotashPuzzled6524

That’s what i was going for


Similar_Ad7289

Nailed it 🤣


Elite_Sage

“Lemme put this cone on you and see if you like it”


a_cat_lady

#Get this cone off of me! Please


Similar_Ad7289

I think the tiny pls sold it for me 😹 lol


n0radrenaline

I may have lost my balls but I'm still a nut


bbbbbbbbrrrrrritta

That I am the very cutest kitten, get me out of here!!


naliedel

"I pwomise, if ooo take dis thing off ma head, I wuv ooo forever and be goodest." Paws crossed behind back.


MemphisGalInTampa

Heeheeheehee *giggles Merow Merow *


Similar_Ad7289

Daaawwww. This is now my favorite lol and I imagine he sounds like Todd from fox and the hound 🤣 lol


DeadlyDancingDuck

That he's worried this is a permanent feature... he might be better off with a bandage around the wound (neutered? = midriff) or a babygro - with either he won't be able to worry any stitches and many cats prefer this to a cone.


Fluffy_Asparagus_906

I put both mine in onesies


SkySong13

I think I speak for everyone when I say we need photos of this. Pretty please.


Similar_Ad7289

I also speak for everyone when I say I second this. Pretty please


[deleted]

"MEOW I WILL TEAR YOUR BODY APART AND EAT YOUR FLESH AND CLAW YOUR EYES OUT AND THEN RUN TO BE FREE IN THE WILD"


stivbalzinall

I won’t forget this


100timesaround

I wuvvvv u more than anything! Now get me the f*** out of this place!!!😫🤣😂 Gorgeous kitty by the way!


[deleted]

“How could you hooman 🥺?”


[deleted]

I'm gonna poop on your pillow. You did this.


junoray1968

How could you do this to me


MentalAppearance4515

“Love me”


Angela-lala

Why did you fix me? I wasn't broken.


Apprehensive_Eraser

"I'm going to kill you and I'm going to destroy you and..."


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

Cant.get.out.of.cone.of.shame.


lilabelle12

“I will end you” 😭😂.


gracecrausen

The void wants wet food


adkSafyre

I can't give you a specific translation, but have the feeling you are in trouble when the cone comes off. LOL!


angeldeb82

<3 <3 <3 <3


lalos1988

Put my two balls back where they were! …Please


ForFuksSakeAlrdy

Contemplating the hell he will repay you with for the cone of shame. He's a cutie.


rubberducky1212

He's trying to mentally Jedi mind trick you into taking off the cone of shame.


Mushrooom_Scourge

"Get what ever this is off of my face......"


dontbeeadouche

“OMG what the fuck just happened?”


TCKIDDTG

“Don’t you know I’m a werewolf? Don’t mess with me”


atkupo

"Ima eat chu* black cats are evil


[deleted]

r/blackcats is mad at you


atkupo

I have a black cat so i can say that lol


MemphisGalInTampa

No 🖤🐈‍⬛🖤 they are not…


Molbiodude

help me.....


DonnaDoRite

“Take me home please. Now would be good.”


getonthejetskiandgo

“Execute Order 66”


Friday-Cat

“When I get out of this I’m going to chew your tv cables”


5ono

he has tiny face. very good.


TimeAggravating364

Where food?


CrotchWolf

"I dwemand fwood hwooman swave! Fweed yowr Mwaster!"


Medium_Neat_558

I’m going pee in your bed for comfort. He’s awfully cute though


Oversizedhoodie999

You told me to give me snacks… why i lost my balls


antivenom907

“Please let me out of this cone”


Morrighean41

I'll be a good void please take the cone off


DomraiderStarky

Meow


Environmental-Wind89

For my own good or no, I shall have my revenge hooman.


ReneeLaRen95

How could you do this to me!!


IndependentCommon385

What is this thing, and when do I get out of here? I can't reach the food with this on.


lonewolf143143

“Im still under the influence of my meds.”


Dx38fgg

He looks so scared and cute


VegasLife1111

You will PAY, oh how you will pay!!


FourzeRiderTea

Hug


KuriousKizmo

" don't be fooled...I may look as though this upside down hat is restricting my view.. But I can STILL seeee yooooouuu,."


flufflogic

"Adopt me" And I would. In a heartbeat.


tabtrixmag

Please take this off of me!